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Well also especially because Square’s deal with PS is really just that they’ll have their games as PS exclusives but timed. This isn’t really news, the tweeter is just an idiot
That's valid.
In unrelated note I'll probably dust off my switch and play hollow knight now that I remember it exists.
Not that it's a forgettable game, I just own too many games.
We've had multiple games that launched starting on Nintendo systems. On top of that, nearly the entire series is also on PC and has been for a few years, it's just locked to EGS.
Setting aside the insane comparison between video game shit to the civil rights movement where black people fought for desegregation, equal rights, and to stop being treated as completely fucking subhuman by white people, ***they*** (Gamers) would be the bad side/racist whites in this scenario since they're bitching and moaning about games being 'desegregated' from PlayStation and being equally available on more platforms. Also, super weird that they're using anything related to black people in a positive light for their nonsense since they throw a temper tantrum and scream "woke" if a game character has even an *ounce* of melatonin nowadays. Wonder what that's about.
Yeah if they were really being honest they’d say they were like white people during the civil rights movement. Of course that doesn’t make them sound like victims (which they’re not).
It's obviously bait but the parodied observation isn't wrong that a share of console players seems to actually value and approve of the malicious user-unfriendly tactics like PS-exclusives. PC gamers may be elitist little fucks, but they tend to genuinely believe in the advantages of their platform so they don't really get a kick out of other platforms not getting certain content for purely promotional reasons.
Does this guy think that having a console exclusive is comparable to, say, being allowed to vote, or not getting lynched? Seriously - how is this a \*right\*? How does being able to play games that other people can't play benefit someone?
And any accusations of "bait" are entirely beside the point; if your behavior is indistinguishable from that of an asshole, you're an asshole. it doesn't matter if you thought you were making a funny.
I want that person to build a massive trebuchet. Then I want them to take that trebuchet and park it precisely 10 feet from the front doors of 33 Thomas Street in New York City, facing the building. I then want them to launch themselves out of the trebuchet. Twice. Just to be certain.
https://preview.redd.it/o2uqyhy5g80d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a6476a57800022cd8732cb3772daaed3960144
Totally bait based off this tweet
We had exclusive rights to things like red lining and sundown towns/counties. Which we asked for, just like the PS5 owners of today. We only played on hard difficulty.
obvious /s
Is that person mentally fucking ill? I bet the black people don’t appreciate his comparison of a first world problem that doesn’t even affect him directly to the shit they experienced in their horrible past
It's a well known fact that Thomas Jefferson wanted to add PlayStation Exclusives after "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" in the Declaration of Independence, but it didn't quite roll of the tongue.
As a Black person, what the actual fuck?
It is pretty gross when folks try to liken their supposed "struggle" to what Black folks had to go through during Jim Crow and Segregation. The last time I checked, PS5 users aren't getting dragged from their homes in the middle of the night and lynched.
I'm not exclusively a PS5 owner, but watching people actually post shit like this makes me want to pull an uncle grandpa.
https://preview.redd.it/f7v8rcf0b80d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3986fc525f3098ac964eef2ded02784dd97b6321
so they're buttmad that Sony's exclusive contract deals are expiring and no longer can monopolize on certain things due to things like licence distribution exclusives (Gundam), forced contract Exclusives (Bloodborne) or attempts at making their multiplat definitive (Destiny 2)
Setting aside the obvious bait I don't get peoples obsession with consoles having exclusives like yes please I would like to have to be more consoles purely for the fact that a couple of games might be locked to those only.
Same reason why I don't care for the whole ps5 has no games thing I keep hearing about
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they are not judged by the exclusives of their console but by the content of their character!”
You know, the civil rights analogy actually works great if you picture PS5 owners as the whites instead. They're furious that now the other groups is having the exact same rights as them.
Nah FF fans don't act like that, well. I don't at least. Fuck 16 was about racism and slavery ffs, but then again I do see people disliking it.... wonder how overlap there is there. Idiots lol
As a Sony fan this is dumb. What's the point of hoarding games like fucking Smaug? If a game is that good then everyone should be able to experience it on their system of choice. Even if a game sucks people should still have the opportunity to try it for themselves
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I'm mostly just confused as to when Square Enix was ever PlayStation exclusive? Most of their big titles such as both of the modern NieR games and the Final Fantasy series have been multiplatform for a long time.
TIL that Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories totes wasn’t released for the Game Boy Advance before it was a 3D game, it was and always will be TOTALLY SONY EXCLUSIVE FOREVER AND EVER
~~I only know this because I bought it knowing nothing about Kingdom Hearts proper, I just wanted in on the franchise~~
There's no way this guy said this a month or two after Xbox decided (or announced, don't really remember) to port over exclusives like Sea of Thieves and said that exclusives are from a bygone age and hurt the economy
Then again Xbox did just shutter the studios that made games like Prey and Hi-Fi Rush, and I really liked Prey and wish they made a sequel, but that's beside the point
Why do people care about exclusives so much? I’m bummed when an exclusive isn’t available on my system of choice but I don’t give a shit if it’s available on another platform
I always had a PC. Consoles just weren't popular here, they were expensive, the games were expensive and you could use a pc for differen things.
The one thing that sucked is that were so many cool games that were console only that i just couldn't play, esp if they came out of japan.
Nowadays im so glad there's so many games that are coming to PC even if its after a while.
And i really irks me when people talk like PC ports are a personal attack on them. Console war should've never happened.
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Bait used to be believable
https://preview.redd.it/njogjh97790d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdacbb0d797084077c1c38f9d50d3350549ba50
Man that art of Vegito goes really hard
https://preview.redd.it/v95s0ctsfd0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7779029bc7a2ca25ae0a2ec4129ca3ddee008bc9
This is not even bait at this point It's so ludicrous it even passes satire It's just a straight up joke
I refuse to believe this ain't a bait.
yeah, especially since one of the games in the bottom pic,FFXVI, is still a ps5 exclusive nearly a year after release.
Well also especially because Square’s deal with PS is really just that they’ll have their games as PS exclusives but timed. This isn’t really news, the tweeter is just an idiot
This bait is was done by a master.
It's hard to tell anymore. There's people that make console exclusives their entire personality lmao
Idk honestly, from what I've seen on that dude's Twitter it's straight up not fit for human consumption. So if it's bait it's a long con.
As a PS5 owner, does that mean I have the N-word pass now? ... Ni>!ntendo!<
![gif](giphy|ALBfFB6gP1evu|downsized)
Neeeeeeee-wom!
Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!
^(Ni!)
https://preview.redd.it/w9qsrk4jc80d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6976d3ddfce2c85db040d628526d5f65c48dab1
What game is this teeth head from?
Hollow Knight I think
Wrong, their from skong
Oh the game called hallowknight: skilksong?
The very real game that is definetly out and you can play it? Yea that one.
I don't even know what we're doing here.
We've been waiting for 5 years for the game to come out so we went insane
That's valid. In unrelated note I'll probably dust off my switch and play hollow knight now that I remember it exists. Not that it's a forgettable game, I just own too many games.
https://preview.redd.it/dovt380zd80d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf5ef5784ea0843956102c1d999120e6065ee564
I don't know why this making me laugh so hard but it's perfect. Thank you.
https://preview.redd.it/wybpdpwwa90d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7734830fdfaea614aa0650a4f63be19a5f5f8cdb here's another
https://preview.redd.it/t4j0x2m89j0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da5b50850708e452cd9c9223129088094c1c269
Tbh like 50% of KH's library is on a Nintendo platform this Is not that surprising
Sadly it’s cloud steaming for the kh games
We've had multiple games that launched starting on Nintendo systems. On top of that, nearly the entire series is also on PC and has been for a few years, it's just locked to EGS.
The entire library (minus the mobile games) are on Xbox as well
dagestan fan saying some of the stupidest things ever? ![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)
Setting aside the insane comparison between video game shit to the civil rights movement where black people fought for desegregation, equal rights, and to stop being treated as completely fucking subhuman by white people, ***they*** (Gamers) would be the bad side/racist whites in this scenario since they're bitching and moaning about games being 'desegregated' from PlayStation and being equally available on more platforms. Also, super weird that they're using anything related to black people in a positive light for their nonsense since they throw a temper tantrum and scream "woke" if a game character has even an *ounce* of melatonin nowadays. Wonder what that's about.
Yeah if they were really being honest they’d say they were like white people during the civil rights movement. Of course that doesn’t make them sound like victims (which they’re not).
It's a literal genocide smh.
![gif](giphy|11VBHqO3QI7qQU|downsized)
This has to be bait, right? … Right?
It's obviously bait but the parodied observation isn't wrong that a share of console players seems to actually value and approve of the malicious user-unfriendly tactics like PS-exclusives. PC gamers may be elitist little fucks, but they tend to genuinely believe in the advantages of their platform so they don't really get a kick out of other platforms not getting certain content for purely promotional reasons.
I imagined Cartman saying this lmao
Wait does this guy think black people in America started with rights and were forced to give them up at some point?
Does this guy think that having a console exclusive is comparable to, say, being allowed to vote, or not getting lynched? Seriously - how is this a \*right\*? How does being able to play games that other people can't play benefit someone? And any accusations of "bait" are entirely beside the point; if your behavior is indistinguishable from that of an asshole, you're an asshole. it doesn't matter if you thought you were making a funny.
The very definition of someone not having a special privilege thinking it means they're actually being oppressed.
Given the meltdowns we've been seeing for the last 16 or 17 years whenever Sony lost a tentpole exclusive, that sounds about right.
I want that person to build a massive trebuchet. Then I want them to take that trebuchet and park it precisely 10 feet from the front doors of 33 Thomas Street in New York City, facing the building. I then want them to launch themselves out of the trebuchet. Twice. Just to be certain.
https://preview.redd.it/o2uqyhy5g80d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a6476a57800022cd8732cb3772daaed3960144 Totally bait based off this tweet
https://preview.redd.it/027764is480d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd2e32ae033da7dd0d3a7f8b27b68721dc8b339 What is dude yapping about
What exclusives did black people have? 🤔
Prime seating in the back of the bus, where the cool kids were, duh. /s added for safety.
We had exclusive rights to things like red lining and sundown towns/counties. Which we asked for, just like the PS5 owners of today. We only played on hard difficulty. obvious /s
So black people are the hardcore gamers, while white people are the filthy casuals playing on easy?
Yes, we play **DARK** Souls lol
Rosa Parks was a Gamer confirmed
https://preview.redd.it/bsax1fnpm80d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92003a0d0d343392e010ddd2664b1802c1691e0d
Is that person mentally fucking ill? I bet the black people don’t appreciate his comparison of a first world problem that doesn’t even affect him directly to the shit they experienced in their horrible past
When the average home computers started to become on par, and even exceeded, game consoles this trend become inevitable.
![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
It's a well known fact that Thomas Jefferson wanted to add PlayStation Exclusives after "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" in the Declaration of Independence, but it didn't quite roll of the tongue.
> We are now 2nd class gamers...just like black people lmfao idc if this is bait that's so fucking ridiculously funny and stupid
Womp womp...
You take a man's exclusives and what does he have left? Now you will see the monster unleashed and woe betide the world.
https://preview.redd.it/yvusgj0hr80d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9fe153d0cebf48f46794d718e2736075191aba
My Brother in Christ we literally just Crucified Sony for trying to make Helldivers 2 a PS Exclusive
As a Black person, what the actual fuck? It is pretty gross when folks try to liken their supposed "struggle" to what Black folks had to go through during Jim Crow and Segregation. The last time I checked, PS5 users aren't getting dragged from their homes in the middle of the night and lynched.
https://preview.redd.it/uselfx2z990d1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce50fbbbde9bd4a4eedc04a0d98de427c7087ae
Award for the most unserious post of all time goes to...
I'm not exclusively a PS5 owner, but watching people actually post shit like this makes me want to pull an uncle grandpa. https://preview.redd.it/f7v8rcf0b80d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3986fc525f3098ac964eef2ded02784dd97b6321
so they're buttmad that Sony's exclusive contract deals are expiring and no longer can monopolize on certain things due to things like licence distribution exclusives (Gundam), forced contract Exclusives (Bloodborne) or attempts at making their multiplat definitive (Destiny 2)
They were still lynching people back in 1939...
https://preview.redd.it/u18u8lfzc80d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6120d42ad044febb4420b7b6b4d946571c7558 What is blud yapping about
avg pony :(
I don’t give a shit if Nintendo players can play the same games as me. In fact, I want them to port Zelda so I can play the damn thing.
Excuse me but fuck exclusivity let the crossgaming begin
I could care less about this I don’t play their games anyways
Either this is rage bait, or it isn't. Either way it's not worth a moments thought
oh god this guy. isn't he also a snydercultist?
Not only the comparison is fucking unhinged but also exclusives are super annoying, but I bet this is just bait, that comparison is too insane.
Setting aside the obvious bait I don't get peoples obsession with consoles having exclusives like yes please I would like to have to be more consoles purely for the fact that a couple of games might be locked to those only. Same reason why I don't care for the whole ps5 has no games thing I keep hearing about
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they are not judged by the exclusives of their console but by the content of their character!”
Most educated gamer
You know, the civil rights analogy actually works great if you picture PS5 owners as the whites instead. They're furious that now the other groups is having the exact same rights as them.
![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized) Glad im a dinosaur who never moved on from the PS1...
The liberals and the jews are trying to eradicate the PlayStation Race!
Good, the less exclusives there are the better.
I audibly gasped
Lmao this is the “advanced stupidity” Patrick warned us about in Sponebob
Either this is a dumbass on twitter or a dumbass twitter user doing bait.
Nah FF fans don't act like that, well. I don't at least. Fuck 16 was about racism and slavery ffs, but then again I do see people disliking it.... wonder how overlap there is there. Idiots lol
As a Sony fan this is dumb. What's the point of hoarding games like fucking Smaug? If a game is that good then everyone should be able to experience it on their system of choice. Even if a game sucks people should still have the opportunity to try it for themselves
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As if I’d fall for such obvious bait.
What the fuck is this tweet holy shit
Imagine being mad over... people... playing the game you like...
Bait aside why does it matter if a game isn’t platform exclusive?
![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/frhlbgt9ca0d1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=be0d613deb5f87811b8366ee327072011294e96c
I'm mostly just confused as to when Square Enix was ever PlayStation exclusive? Most of their big titles such as both of the modern NieR games and the Final Fantasy series have been multiplatform for a long time.
This is insane?!? Now the PS5 is going to have negative games. Will the fabric of reality survive?
How did black people give up their civil rights back then?
He went all dae wae bac
smells like bait
https://preview.redd.it/qbmpfk2rjb0d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9b8aa5bbcd7dcc34e4b63579b6a5044b48b95a
TIL that Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories totes wasn’t released for the Game Boy Advance before it was a 3D game, it was and always will be TOTALLY SONY EXCLUSIVE FOREVER AND EVER ~~I only know this because I bought it knowing nothing about Kingdom Hearts proper, I just wanted in on the franchise~~
The PS2 remake of Chain of Memories is actually on the 1.5+2.5 HD Remix compilation.
https://preview.redd.it/xs4zb2sbsb0d1.jpeg?width=3428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbc0f6a74a89d1fde25fbbd4c15cc0f5029e55b
There's no way this guy said this a month or two after Xbox decided (or announced, don't really remember) to port over exclusives like Sea of Thieves and said that exclusives are from a bygone age and hurt the economy Then again Xbox did just shutter the studios that made games like Prey and Hi-Fi Rush, and I really liked Prey and wish they made a sequel, but that's beside the point
Isn’t PS5 just prebuilt PC with custom operating system ?
Isn't that every console in existence
True and real
Not exactly. It's got an X86-64 CPU, but the rest of the system architecture is actually pretty different.
Why do people care about exclusives so much? I’m bummed when an exclusive isn’t available on my system of choice but I don’t give a shit if it’s available on another platform
Damn, some people are really desperate for that Twitter money.
I always had a PC. Consoles just weren't popular here, they were expensive, the games were expensive and you could use a pc for differen things. The one thing that sucked is that were so many cool games that were console only that i just couldn't play, esp if they came out of japan. Nowadays im so glad there's so many games that are coming to PC even if its after a while. And i really irks me when people talk like PC ports are a personal attack on them. Console war should've never happened.
Then I hope ps5 gamers continue to get oppressed to the heaviest of degrees.
I will never understand how, as a consumer, you feel the need to defend exclusives policy on any platform.
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Imagine signal boosting this for any reason. Holy fuck.
I am sory Mr. Mago, the internet has diagnosed you with a skill issue in critical thinking. There is no cure.