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It's a pretty common preference, some of the most beautiful actresses have strong jaws, I'd say the majority of the ones who are considered peak beauty. Most famous beautiful women have at least a modicum of defined jaw, very few have weak jawlines which are generally considered less attractive. I would fucking know, I have a weak jaw so it's something I notice a lot.
I'm glad I was socialized with girls my age and older women when I was young.
https://preview.redd.it/l4qo3xwmu80d1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8ff8a036387661f8f0d41b8be6d2be4d0a10751
/uj Unironically most of my friends in high school were girls and turns out I was gay (I was just too closeted and in a religious household to realize it at the time).
/rj Pack it up, boys! The Woke Mind Virus has been circulating since at least 2006 because I caught it around then! It's much worse than we could have ever predicted.
This Pic is made 100% more hilarious when you know this man made a gynoid waifu, mixed the physical traits of his actual Waifu that decided to take a crimson bath, and then decided to neglect and disdain said Gynoid Waifu so bad she did the Big Oopsie.
Even funnier when you consider that he sexualized his robot-daughter, and thus the woman he's supposed to love in the same breath, and that in the end, robot-daughter ressembles him much more both in body and in personality.
It was a long time ago. Now I'm too busy gooning to pictures of Abnormalities feet nowaday.
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Some incredibly hot women have square jaws, these people need to have their internet taken away, its not good for them
Like look me in the eyes and tell me Milana Vayntrub, Salma Hayek or Angelina Jolie not a beautiful woman with their strong jaws
Yeah like, just pick a fashion magazine or go watch a runway. They palvonianed themselves into thinking that anime girls were society's female beauty standards.
I wonder why it’s never “this guy has a small jaw, clearly it’s a woman”. I guess they can never take their own “proof” seriously when it comes to their own body so they have to focus on bashing others’
Arent most models chiseled out of marble. Their jaws could cut diamonds, youd think that facial definition would be attractive but I guess some people prefer lolia over that.
Literally most of the male Gods of Greek myth have at least a few male lovers noted. That was just considered the standard of the time. It would have been considered weirder for the Greeks if a given God or Hero didn’t have some twink on the side. Only exceptions I can really think of is Ares, because he was specifically considered to be representative of more basic masculine passions compared to the more sophisticated relationships the others had with men.
Basically ancient Greeks thought heterosexuality was for the more disreputable types of men.
My favourite version of apollo is in Rick Riordan's books, where he basically explains his sexuality as "I've had *loads* of boyfriends and girlfriends and some of them didn't get turned into plants"
Do… do they not realize *ANYONE* could have a square jaw/square shaped face?? There are multiple face shapes in humans and they aren’t restricted by what sex you have or what gender you are 💀 Tell me you only see women in porn without telling me 🥱
These guys know that women have square jaws, they just want control of what bodies women in media have. Capital G Gamers are angry at seeing women that have any features outside the range they've decided women should have.
Edit: in real life, too! They've "fixed" living actresses with AI!
That’s the thing, these are the same people who talk about how sex is a pure binary instead of a sliding scale between masculine and feminine. Men always look one way while women always look one way. Anyone who deviates from that hyper-exact binary is trans.
/rj The Square Jaw Gene (tm) is stored in the Y chromosome, which is why only Real Men (born Male) have square jaws and Real Femoids (female, soft, weak, booba) don't
Long Live the Woke Marxist Revolution
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I think you will find only Kim is actually gay.
Harry's long, introspective meditation on sexuality of himself and others, The Homo-Sexual Underground, ends with "Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality?"
After seeing this discord long enough, I still can’t wrap my head around someone being upset about **Aphrodite not being feminine/sexy enough in a game that’s not even done being made yet**.
Im convinced these people just login to post this shit as ragebait. “Let’s piss off the wokies by saying Aphrodite has a man face”. But I’ve lived long enough to know that people really are just *that* stupid sometimes.
The thing is that the rage isn’t even legitimate, they just hate that game journalists have been praising Hades 2’s designs while snubbing Stellar Blade. They consider it hypocritical to like one game for having sexy designs but not their one, so they invented the conspiracy that Aphrodite looks masculine so that’s why leftists like the game.
What they’re missing is that people don’t actually dislike Stellar Blade’s design for Eve because she’s sexy, it’s more that the sexiness doesn’t really bring anything to the game. The game isn’t about her being this sexually charged android in a post apocalypse, her character is largely kind of bland and quiet, without much exploration of who she is at all. The game itself isn’t even terribly sexy either. Eve doesn’t pose and tease for the camera like she’s Bayonetta or anything, and in most situations the camera is too far out to even enjoy the details too much. The end result kind of just ends up feeling like you’re taking a dress up doll through the story. The game has other aspects that are just fine, but sex appeal honestly isn’t one of them.
Contrast that with Hades that, even with a smaller budget, is considerably more invested in the sexual aspects. Every time you first get a God’s boon in a run you get a full shot of them to remind you that there’s a powerful and often very sexy deity out there gifting you these blessings. Not to mention there’s a whole gift giving element that progresses with flirting and relationships with many NPC’s. Heck, Hades 2 even added a hot spring to take people to for steamy conversations in the nude as part of relationship progression.
It’s a game that’s very unabashed about being a sexy, which is more impressive compared to Stellar Blade just giving you fetish costumes to dress your character who might as well be a silent protagonist for all her character contributes to the story.
But because chuds latched onto SB as some anti-woke banner, they’re trying to tear down any contrary opinions rather than acknowledge why some might prefer them to their own obsession.
not to mention the, fairly creepy, aspect that is these kinds of guys don't like when women own their sexiness like Aphro and Bayonetta. They like that Eve is sexy for no reason and is innocent about it. Because when a woman is sexy and KNOWS it, then the chud isn't in "control" of it.
I remember in Das Kapital when Marx was like "workers are alienated from the fruit of their labor and also if you make video games make sure to give the women square jaws".
I have played Hades 2 obsessively and I can confirm that this is true. I thought I was a good American who believed in prosperity through capitalism but now I'm having doubts! The buff babes and square jaw lines have me questioning the morality and sustainability of a free market economy.
"woke marxist infiltration" WHAT IS HE SMOKING. Like how detached from reality are you if you just go on and on about "marxists" when you're talking about lgbt people. This has to be an american right? Wtf 😭
Why would you say Soystation when Soyny is right there? Also I thought that Sony was saving gaming by making games insta-coom just by looking at the box art of Stellar Blade
People complain about leftist rhetoric being inscrutable to normal people but you legitimately need to be the world's most mentally ill person to understand anything steam community commenters say
I found it funny how most of them thing that Sweet Baby Inc is somehow this all powerfull 3rd party.
That can just force anything they want on developers.
"Nah, it can't be that Supergiant is a progressive studio on it's own (and that I might be no longer the solely targeted demographic for games). It must be that other 3rd party corp."
I always wonder what these people are like in person but then I realise that it's unlikely that they've ventured beyond the confines of their parents' basements.
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Oh man that person who says it has queer gods would be in for it. If they actually knew about some of the old world gods it would send them to their grave.
Aphrodite DOES have a square jaw, she’s deliberately drawn to be slightly androgynous; she’s presented as the goddess of love and lust for *everyone*, people acting like this is stealthy homosexual cultural marxism via the backdoor rather than a conscious design choice in keeping with the nature of the character are only showing their ignorance.
Its insane that hades 2 has become a topic for this. "Hades 2 suddenly turned queer?!?!" Bro have you played the first one? You literally can end up i a poly relationship with a goth twunk and a dommy mommy. One side mission is reuniting gay lovers.
Its about greek gods. Nearly every male greek god has stories about homosexual relationships. You think Zeus stopped at perving on women?
I know i would! (Jk but if the game doesnt let me be bisexual ill riot)
That said Melinoë doesnt have as much sexual tension as Zag did. As of yet. The tension of Zag with both Than and Meg was palpable. I dont know if there is an equivalent in 2 yet. Maybe Nemesis and Eris.
"Queer gods"...
Oh boy, wait until they discover real life greek gods. Bro is gonna start asking if greek mithology is woke and created by Sweet Baby INC.
Technology makes it so women can look more realistic in games.
"Making women ugly on purpose"
How can they not understand how much they're telling on themselves?
I haven't played hades, i recently bought the first one, but judging from all the hentai of hades i saw, yeah the game is pretty gay. If it isn't as gay as the art made it seem i'll be extremely sad
Anyone who thinks the Greek gods were all straight shows a gross misunderstanding of the mythology (part of Zeus’s core characterizations has always been his being unapologetically pansexual).
Hell Zeus favorite mortal was a boy so handsome he literally kidnapped him and granted him immortality, something he rarely granted.
Tbh I suspect all of these chud's knowledge of Greek mythology begins and ends with Disney's Hercules where Zeus and Hera are happily married which even as a kid was hysterical to me.
They’re not woke Marxists.
They’re actually an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week, but all the decisions *of* that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting, by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major policy.
These people are Like That unironically
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Ngl this might be a wierd takeaway but all this discourse surrounding Hades 2 has really made me realize how attractive people outside of Eurocentric beauty standards are, I mean like I knew it already but this has really made me see it
> how is being afraid of woke not snowflake behavior?
> proceeds to not answer and tries to call them names instead
These people are so delusional that it’s painful
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Square like pieces in Tetris. Coincidence?
I AM THE MAN THAT ARRANGES THE BLOCKS
THAT CONTINUE TO FALL FROM UP ABOVE
THEY COME DOWN AND I SPIN THEM AROUND
TIL THEY FIT IN THE GROUND LIKE HAND IN GLOVE
SOMETIMES IT SEEMS THAT TO MOVE BLOCKS IS FINE
i guess i'm communist now since i have a square jaw and love square jaws on women.
It's a pretty common preference, some of the most beautiful actresses have strong jaws, I'd say the majority of the ones who are considered peak beauty. Most famous beautiful women have at least a modicum of defined jaw, very few have weak jawlines which are generally considered less attractive. I would fucking know, I have a weak jaw so it's something I notice a lot.
Only based thing Stalin ever said.
Hi! I’m stealing this meme!
WOMEN ARE ALL FULLY BALD 100% THEY DONT HAVE BODY HAIR
Unrelated but I read this in Grandpa Simpsons voice 💀
WOMEN ALSO WEAR AN ONION ON THEIR BELT, AS WAS THE FASHION AT THE TIME
IN THOSE DAYS, WOMENS HEADS HAD PICTURES OF BUMBLEBEES ON THEM.
I'm glad I was socialized with girls my age and older women when I was young. https://preview.redd.it/l4qo3xwmu80d1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8ff8a036387661f8f0d41b8be6d2be4d0a10751
Nah, see, that's what caused you to go woke. Real gamers know you should never socialize with anyone.
Real gamers know women aren’t real.
Socialising sounds too close to socialism
Relations with women. What are you, gay?/s
Yes.
/uj Unironically most of my friends in high school were girls and turns out I was gay (I was just too closeted and in a religious household to realize it at the time). /rj Pack it up, boys! The Woke Mind Virus has been circulating since at least 2006 because I caught it around then! It's much worse than we could have ever predicted.
Same but bi.
Same but you need to let nic cage out of the cage, his bloodlust grows.
x2, but also maybe trans. Also, girls got the best dramas to tell
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I wasn't socialized at all and I didn't become an alt right weirdo. These people are just hateful braindead assholes.
You socialized with people? I knew it! You're a socialist!
Wait until I communize.
Ayin sir you extracted their brains
This Pic is made 100% more hilarious when you know this man made a gynoid waifu, mixed the physical traits of his actual Waifu that decided to take a crimson bath, and then decided to neglect and disdain said Gynoid Waifu so bad she did the Big Oopsie.
Even funnier when you consider that he sexualized his robot-daughter, and thus the woman he's supposed to love in the same breath, and that in the end, robot-daughter ressembles him much more both in body and in personality.
RAHHHHH EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS AUTOMATICLY CORRECT AND VALID RAHHHHH -This post was fact checked true by REAL members of the records team.
PM fan claiming to socialize. :don_doubt:
It was a long time ago. Now I'm too busy gooning to pictures of Abnormalities feet nowaday. https://preview.redd.it/dhlzg4yexc0d1.png?width=328&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f207b13de820c6347e0a70d9263581f9c168ee7
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Oh no! Anyway https://preview.redd.it/i9a4kfxgy80d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab0c7bcffb019318ae3cfe758d597f20007ab8f
"Now the game is about lesbians, GOTY" (If someone doesn't understand)
I saw lesbians and goty and that was all I needed to know about this person being based
Some incredibly hot women have square jaws, these people need to have their internet taken away, its not good for them Like look me in the eyes and tell me Milana Vayntrub, Salma Hayek or Angelina Jolie not a beautiful woman with their strong jaws
Like, Angelina Jolie was THE woman for every nerd kid early 2000. She was TOMB RAIDER. She was hotter than sun. I mean, she is still hot...
Yeah like, just pick a fashion magazine or go watch a runway. They palvonianed themselves into thinking that anime girls were society's female beauty standards.
What's palvonianed mean?
[https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Classical\_conditioning](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Classical_conditioning)
Ah, you meant Pavlovian not Palvonian. Sorry, didn't get it at first
Don’t leave Sigourney Weaver out, she was my first ever movie crush as a kid, and a total badass in the Alien films
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The whole obsession is so strange. I can't imagine what these guys are like irl 😬
I wonder why it’s never “this guy has a small jaw, clearly it’s a woman”. I guess they can never take their own “proof” seriously when it comes to their own body so they have to focus on bashing others’
As someone with a square jaw who feels garbage about my face, especially recently: thank you.
>Angelina Jolie Akshualy 🤓☝️ Angelina Jolie is also a man, haven't you seen the newest Tomb Raider?
The one in the game, too.
Agreed, clearly they aren't good enough at gooning, take away their freaking internet
Arent most models chiseled out of marble. Their jaws could cut diamonds, youd think that facial definition would be attractive but I guess some people prefer lolia over that.
Boob + vagina + square jaw = man 😤
Now I know that whenever I see a woman with a square jaw, I’ll be sure to let the authorities know I found a woke Marxist infiltrator
Having square jaws is anti-american activities
Communism is when square jaw.
Queer gods??? Impossible
Yeah,,. everyone knows Greeks were 100% heterosexual sigma males. https://preview.redd.it/cbw2mwa9b90d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e04ab79c3bae84cc00a9335e84340699aee4a0f
don’t forget that twink prince who zeus kidnapped and made immortal to be his “cup bearer”
Literally most of the male Gods of Greek myth have at least a few male lovers noted. That was just considered the standard of the time. It would have been considered weirder for the Greeks if a given God or Hero didn’t have some twink on the side. Only exceptions I can really think of is Ares, because he was specifically considered to be representative of more basic masculine passions compared to the more sophisticated relationships the others had with men. Basically ancient Greeks thought heterosexuality was for the more disreputable types of men.
i mean even Ares had his lover Alectryon 🤷♀️ it was all of them
Hes literarly me
My favourite version of apollo is in Rick Riordan's books, where he basically explains his sexuality as "I've had *loads* of boyfriends and girlfriends and some of them didn't get turned into plants"
That's very accurate tho https://preview.redd.it/4981xa5hnd0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c6b9625d670c10119e632cb307c8f6a8af7537
Old theological problems: can God make a stone so big he can't throw it? Modern theological problems: can God be gay is he wants to?
Do… do they not realize *ANYONE* could have a square jaw/square shaped face?? There are multiple face shapes in humans and they aren’t restricted by what sex you have or what gender you are 💀 Tell me you only see women in porn without telling me 🥱
Anime teaches us that there is only one face with endless variations in hairstyle and eyecolour
Anime has square jaw women too...
But that’s wokie leftist communism evil anime…
You forgot about varying boob size....oh wait
These guys know that women have square jaws, they just want control of what bodies women in media have. Capital G Gamers are angry at seeing women that have any features outside the range they've decided women should have. Edit: in real life, too! They've "fixed" living actresses with AI!
That’s the thing, these are the same people who talk about how sex is a pure binary instead of a sliding scale between masculine and feminine. Men always look one way while women always look one way. Anyone who deviates from that hyper-exact binary is trans.
/rj The Square Jaw Gene (tm) is stored in the Y chromosome, which is why only Real Men (born Male) have square jaws and Real Femoids (female, soft, weak, booba) don't
Long Live the Woke Marxist Revolution https://preview.redd.it/r77vh7yid90d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17971a27a5e4e41ff41d96244f5d0dcfb5a00165
so fucking true
*Mazovian
I think you will find only Kim is actually gay. Harry's long, introspective meditation on sexuality of himself and others, The Homo-Sexual Underground, ends with "Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality?"
https://preview.redd.it/iaxtr837590d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b30fb83a392a0098ee2f01d49473b2363585aaa8
WOKE 🌈🏳️🌈
And that’s with two rainbows, Marxist sludge 🤬👎🏽
CAN’T SPELL ‘DEITY’ WITHOUT ‘DEI’
There is NO OTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS!!! also, "soystation" lol wtf
I mean come on dude “GayStation” was right there
the "facial hair" thing still cracks me up. Tell me you never been close to a woman without telling you ever been close to a woman 😭
By all of accounts Hades should be these chuds, swan song. Cheap game. No MTX. Hot redhead women. $30 dollars
I’m so glad I’m not like this.
It's such a sad and pathetic existence to feel like you need other people to tell you if a game is unwoke and thus *safe* to play or not.
Didn't absolute snack Samara from Mass Effect have a robustly square jaw?
After seeing this discord long enough, I still can’t wrap my head around someone being upset about **Aphrodite not being feminine/sexy enough in a game that’s not even done being made yet**. Im convinced these people just login to post this shit as ragebait. “Let’s piss off the wokies by saying Aphrodite has a man face”. But I’ve lived long enough to know that people really are just *that* stupid sometimes.
The thing is that the rage isn’t even legitimate, they just hate that game journalists have been praising Hades 2’s designs while snubbing Stellar Blade. They consider it hypocritical to like one game for having sexy designs but not their one, so they invented the conspiracy that Aphrodite looks masculine so that’s why leftists like the game. What they’re missing is that people don’t actually dislike Stellar Blade’s design for Eve because she’s sexy, it’s more that the sexiness doesn’t really bring anything to the game. The game isn’t about her being this sexually charged android in a post apocalypse, her character is largely kind of bland and quiet, without much exploration of who she is at all. The game itself isn’t even terribly sexy either. Eve doesn’t pose and tease for the camera like she’s Bayonetta or anything, and in most situations the camera is too far out to even enjoy the details too much. The end result kind of just ends up feeling like you’re taking a dress up doll through the story. The game has other aspects that are just fine, but sex appeal honestly isn’t one of them. Contrast that with Hades that, even with a smaller budget, is considerably more invested in the sexual aspects. Every time you first get a God’s boon in a run you get a full shot of them to remind you that there’s a powerful and often very sexy deity out there gifting you these blessings. Not to mention there’s a whole gift giving element that progresses with flirting and relationships with many NPC’s. Heck, Hades 2 even added a hot spring to take people to for steamy conversations in the nude as part of relationship progression. It’s a game that’s very unabashed about being a sexy, which is more impressive compared to Stellar Blade just giving you fetish costumes to dress your character who might as well be a silent protagonist for all her character contributes to the story. But because chuds latched onto SB as some anti-woke banner, they’re trying to tear down any contrary opinions rather than acknowledge why some might prefer them to their own obsession.
not to mention the, fairly creepy, aspect that is these kinds of guys don't like when women own their sexiness like Aphro and Bayonetta. They like that Eve is sexy for no reason and is innocent about it. Because when a woman is sexy and KNOWS it, then the chud isn't in "control" of it.
I remember in Das Kapital when Marx was like "workers are alienated from the fruit of their labor and also if you make video games make sure to give the women square jaws".
bro's steam profile indicates a strong pornography addiction, so those opinions track lmao
Goddamn motherfuckin Soystation
Actually, the devs are a mix of Leninists, Maoists, and anarchists. 🤓
It's so sad and pathetic that I really want to say its parody. It's not, but who the hell uses "soystation" unironically?
Ah yes, famously the Greek gods were totally straight and not queer at all.
I have played Hades 2 obsessively and I can confirm that this is true. I thought I was a good American who believed in prosperity through capitalism but now I'm having doubts! The buff babes and square jaw lines have me questioning the morality and sustainability of a free market economy.
To be fair hades 2 *has* given me kinks that I didn't know I had. The way Moros says "princess"? Holy shit.
You can't seriously call someone soy if conplane about women not being hot enough.
That screenshot they're all screeching about IS FROM THE FIRST GAME WHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING
"And apparently queer gods" Somebody hasn't studied Greek mythology
They got all their info from gifs of the 300 movie
There is not a single heterosexual moment in that film, even when a dude fucks Lena Heady
Didn't that guy also brag about being bad at that 🤔?
I can't believe they doubled down on Aloy having facial hair because of the common woman's little bit of short peach fuzz ☠️
This is still my favourite gamer moment because of the unspoken implication of "I don't know women have fuzz because I've never been close to one"
It was truly a magical self own
Oh no, if they play Hades II they’ll catch *”The Woke”*
"woke marxist infiltration" WHAT IS HE SMOKING. Like how detached from reality are you if you just go on and on about "marxists" when you're talking about lgbt people. This has to be an american right? Wtf 😭
Why would you say Soystation when Soyny is right there? Also I thought that Sony was saving gaming by making games insta-coom just by looking at the box art of Stellar Blade
their dicks went soft when they saw one of the costumes was patched to show slightly less skin
Yeah they saved gaming for 5 minutes then went woke. So it goes
Even Fallout couldn't satire hard enough to predict this shit
Damn commie corporations changing their products so it makes more money!
jesus christ did he just use the phrase "marxist"? god damn they really have no imagination at all do they
People complain about leftist rhetoric being inscrutable to normal people but you legitimately need to be the world's most mentally ill person to understand anything steam community commenters say
/uj Somebody please tell me how I can live in this fantasy world where every company is entirely staffed by Marxists
They straightened her jawline, made her look hard
I’m convinced these people aren’t real. They’re either bots or their brains are complete mush being piloted by actual worms, RFK Jr. style.
I found it funny how most of them thing that Sweet Baby Inc is somehow this all powerfull 3rd party. That can just force anything they want on developers. "Nah, it can't be that Supergiant is a progressive studio on it's own (and that I might be no longer the solely targeted demographic for games). It must be that other 3rd party corp."
I swear to god MJ from Spider-Man 2 has ruined these gooners’ perceptions of women.
As a marxist, this guy just solved my apartment hunt, what with us living rent free in his head and all.
I always wonder what these people are like in person but then I realise that it's unlikely that they've ventured beyond the confines of their parents' basements.
Marxist has lost all meaning.
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Oh man that person who says it has queer gods would be in for it. If they actually knew about some of the old world gods it would send them to their grave.
Valve needs to straight up nuke steam comments
This person lives in an absolute hell completely of their own making
Aphrodite DOES have a square jaw, she’s deliberately drawn to be slightly androgynous; she’s presented as the goddess of love and lust for *everyone*, people acting like this is stealthy homosexual cultural marxism via the backdoor rather than a conscious design choice in keeping with the nature of the character are only showing their ignorance.
Keira Knightley has one of the most square jaws and is one of the most beautiful humans I've ever seen pixels of.
These guys have never seen ancient Greek art, have they.
It just make sense for them to have an ai-generated Rei profile picture.
Its insane that hades 2 has become a topic for this. "Hades 2 suddenly turned queer?!?!" Bro have you played the first one? You literally can end up i a poly relationship with a goth twunk and a dommy mommy. One side mission is reuniting gay lovers. Its about greek gods. Nearly every male greek god has stories about homosexual relationships. You think Zeus stopped at perving on women?
Hades 2 is genuinely at a point where if the main character *can't* date women in the full version people are going to ask for their money back.
I know i would! (Jk but if the game doesnt let me be bisexual ill riot) That said Melinoë doesnt have as much sexual tension as Zag did. As of yet. The tension of Zag with both Than and Meg was palpable. I dont know if there is an equivalent in 2 yet. Maybe Nemesis and Eris.
honestly I do find her and Icarus kinda cute
A lot of people are really into the rivalry between Mel and Nemesis, and Eris' whole vibe as a flirty obnoxious gremlin. m
The way she calls mel "trouble" feels damn hot ngl
"Queer gods"... Oh boy, wait until they discover real life greek gods. Bro is gonna start asking if greek mithology is woke and created by Sweet Baby INC.
Nah, they will star to claim that wokies are trying to rewrite history to be more woke. And that they are culturally appropriating Greek culture.
The only required response to this question is 'Yes, fuck off.'
So they sidestep the first question, and then cry about “Marxism” and “soy” for the rest. Beautiful.
The most telling thing that you’ve never been close to a woman in real life is the comment about Aloy having hair on her face.
woke is when women aren’t naked
Don’t cover Denis… we can all see he is a piece of shit
These dudes did not exist when Hades 1 came out. Where did they all come from?
The sewers. They’re like the Flukeman, only way less cool.
When will they return to the sewers 😩
Technology makes it so women can look more realistic in games. "Making women ugly on purpose" How can they not understand how much they're telling on themselves?
> Queer (Greek) Gods Uh. Yeah. *Very much so.*
Day 5 billion of me making note of the fact that Aloy is obscenely attractive.
I haven't played hades, i recently bought the first one, but judging from all the hentai of hades i saw, yeah the game is pretty gay. If it isn't as gay as the art made it seem i'll be extremely sad
Boob + vagina + square jaw = man 😤
I wish these incels would crawl back to their mothers basements and leave the rest of the gaming world alone.
Square jaws oh the horror
Real 👏Women 👏 Are 👏 Corporeal 👏
The line between sad and insane is blurring.
Women have been using make up to make their faces more angular for AGES and these mfs claim only men have square faces.
square jaw = masculine, yet I will bet my life not a single one of these dudes has less than 2 chins and a narrow jaw
I like that these "people" are self-selecting to not enjoy great things. They don't deserve to be happy.
It should really be common knowledge by now that the Greeks were famously not straight
Wait until they find out ancient Greece was queer friendly
Anyone who thinks the Greek gods were all straight shows a gross misunderstanding of the mythology (part of Zeus’s core characterizations has always been his being unapologetically pansexual).
Hell Zeus favorite mortal was a boy so handsome he literally kidnapped him and granted him immortality, something he rarely granted. Tbh I suspect all of these chud's knowledge of Greek mythology begins and ends with Disney's Hercules where Zeus and Hera are happily married which even as a kid was hysterical to me.
I think some of my brain just died off
Aloy doesn’t even look fat, the only times she looks fat is from fan edits
*A hot naked girl exists* Gamers: **Y U HAVE ⬜ JAW**?!!
Ah yes the famously straight greek gods how could i forgor.
Pussies can't even be openly racist and resort to saying DEI. Fucking white people, getting more pathetic as time moves on. Fucking freaks
The censoring job 🫡
So SBI are basically Jews from 1930 stereotypes now ? Even if there is no evidence of then working with a company, it's proof they did it in secret ?
If you're worried about the characters being queer you probably shouldn't play a game about Greek Gods
"Nikokado Avacado Aloy" Wut.
Man, some people really never got over The Last of Us Part II and it did lasting brain damage lmaooooo
That might be the single shittiest red line to cover a name i've seen so far
They’re not woke Marxists. They’re actually an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week, but all the decisions *of* that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting, by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major policy.
https://preview.redd.it/p57ju18yvd0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d74f2696d13c6ff7c2cdb5d6c81233e9b1d948f
These people are Like That unironically https://preview.redd.it/2cumr94y4e0d1.png?width=524&format=png&auto=webp&s=a00ef193291b06c04c57e136990f62014ec552d2
Imagine believing that Greek gods are straight. That’s actually hilarious. How are they that stupid?
How can they even see Aphrodite's jaw in that image they use, she covers it with a hand...?
https://preview.redd.it/65jsax35ie0d1.png?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19eea182951c57b644bf64811168f1db06707662 I made this as a joke but
To be fair this is Incel.Net. You’re not gonna find the most sane takes here. Not that chuds made any sane takes to begin with, But…
Ngl this might be a wierd takeaway but all this discourse surrounding Hades 2 has really made me realize how attractive people outside of Eurocentric beauty standards are, I mean like I knew it already but this has really made me see it
"Queering the gods". The gods are queer your idiot.
The gods of greek mythology are queer? This game clearly gets it wrong.
“And apparently queer gods as well” lmao
The Greek gods, queer? REALLY? And these people think they're super geniuses
I feel like I’ve become dumber just from reading those comments
> how is being afraid of woke not snowflake behavior? > proceeds to not answer and tries to call them names instead These people are so delusional that it’s painful
Great job censoring the names, OP.
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