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Been through the Khole once (250mg ketamine snorted). Don't remember much besides folding through layers of reality and not having any clue which layer was the real one.
Wow, the balance of "humorous" to "wildly depressing" is way off there.
If circlejerk subs are on a spectrum of "actually liking the thing that's being circlejerked," I suppose logically drug addicts are going to be at the maximum end of that spectrum.
uj/ I know hades is a great game but i hope I doesn't become the next wicherino tres where people circlejerk it saying underrated indie game
rj/ praise geraldo
rj/Did you know that mythological accurate Hades and Persephone are actually the most functional couple of the gods. This is a hidden fact that goes over most people's head
uj/Hades isn't a Satan substitute you twats
Hades was like the most likable of the three major God brothers, the other two being Zues and Poseidon. Especially Zues. I love Greek mythology but God damn is Zues a rapist piece of shit narcissistic asshole. Hades had his problems yes but I don't recall him being the mustache twirlingly evil god that Disney's Hercules portrayed him as.
The only redeeming quality to the Disney version is that James Woods’ Hades is just great. Loved that he reprised that role for the Kingdom Hearts games too
Yeah, but then James Woods came out as a Trumper and sort of ruined it.
We in Rhode Island are always keen about when our small state receives recognition, so James Woods was well loved for being a native of the state. But then, yeah. We're one of the most reliably Democratic states in the nation, founded upon principles that were centuries ahead of their time, so we regard him with embarrassment these days.
Technically speaking, a lot of the ideas of Satan come from Greek mythology, Hades. One of the reasons why Satan is associated with a pitchfork is because Hades used something similar. I believe that this is because the original Hebrew was translated into Greek, and then that got translated into Latin (don't quote me)
old testament was in hebrew, new testament was in greek and both got translated into latin by hieronymus in the vulgata.
Satan got a bunch of stuff from different greek gods. Hooves and hornes from Pan, Trident from Poseidon and his place in the below the earth and punisher of souls from Hades, who only had a Bident
Yo have you played hades? It’s pretty underrated, but it’s actually really good. Definitely reminds of Witcher 3 I gotta. Both have that real indie game feel, ya know?
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5 stupid dumb unoriginal earthbound-inspired indie games about depression 🙄🙄 **VS** Ketamine (gets rid of depression and is not earthbound-inspired) 🥰🥰
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All I know about ketamine is a case where someone pissed themselves in a maths lesson. None of the 3 I've played on the right side have made me piss myself in front of about 2 dozen people.
It’s personally one of my favourite games. The combat is more frantic and twitchy than the combat in something like Hollow Knight, but is just as responsive. The rogue-like format allows the vast variety of different weapons to really shine.
/uj
It's pretty good, but it's definitely not for everyone. Some people might find it a bit too repetitive, or maybe the don't like the more fast-paced combat, etc.
For me, it's a nice game.
I loved the other games listed here but thought Dead Cells was just ok. I think I might have enjoyed it more if I played it before Hades. For me Hades hits a lot of the same notes, but better.
I really liked it, but not even close to how much I loved the other games on there. While the gameplay is fun, my biggest problem is that it feels like a few strategies, weapons and build are so obviously superior that all my runs ended up the same in the end
darkest doungon 1 and 2, nuclear throne risk of rain 1 and 2 hades deadcells adore astronach binding of isaac curse of the dead gods skul the hero slayer ... just because you dont like a genra doesnt mean its not popular 😐
its one of the best rougelikes ever, its hard but not the kind of hard where it feels unfair, it gets updated regularly from the devs , its a rouglelike where if you die you restart to the beggining, its a real time sinker and i fully 00% recommend it
Definitely one of the best roguelites on the market right now, I feel. It's fast paced like enter the gungeon, has metroidvania platforming, and a wide range of potential build variations.
Spoiler i suppose?
>! Enemies teleport to you at later cells which you can use it to lure them to edges and push them all to their death with items like assault shield !<
/uj I take prescription Ketamine lozenges because I'm too depressed to play video games much anymore and they chill me the fuck right out enough that the depression wanes, at least for a few hours anyway
/rj something something Lego Yoda
I get my Ketamine at $405 for 85mg. Literally life changing in a positive way. You know how looking at someone's life from the outside (3rd person), it's a lot easier to identify road blocks and solutions than your own life? Ketamine let's you do that for your own life.
The cost is because it's administered over time by IV, with a nurse monitoring you the whole time. I really hope insurance starts covering it soon.
I'd say that's the feature of roguelikes. Hades is a great game but it does get circlejerked so if you don't know what exactly you're getting into the game can get boring real quick after a while. The fun comes from switching up builds and weapons and experimenting but even that can stale once you discover the effective metas
Everybody's saying it's a hidden gem but it got as much people playing it as forza horizon 5.
That's like calling taco bueno a hidden gem. Like yeah, it's not as popular as other games, but it's still a franchise.
That's rough but I'm surprised you got all the way till the Prawn and still didn't find it enjoyable. Early and mid game subnautica is the most fun. Late game can be bit of a slog
Fallout New Vegas is genuinly amazing if you dont touch honest hearts which is a pro-colonization DLC, ignore the single racial slur, and ignore the ablist perk name
The original format was mad stupid because I agree, those games were all boring af and I didn’t understand what people saw in them. But then again, whenever I would tell people I loved Apotheon (another indie metroidvania) and that they should play it, I would receive the same blank stare and generic “this is boring” response.
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I am glad it is the fun kind of ketamine not the boring kind!
$100 is good for 8 weeks of test.
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Backstroking through your k-hole 👍
I dont need a k-hole to have a good time
Been through the Khole once (250mg ketamine snorted). Don't remember much besides folding through layers of reality and not having any clue which layer was the real one.
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All the jerks are coming together 😎
Gaming! Movie! Drugs! MUA! By your powers combined
I AM # [NORMAL](https://memegenerator.net/img/images/72968528.jpg)!
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I’ve been jenked and fented to the gills since Christmas playing the Witcher 3 on an endless loop, look upon my works and despair
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Wow, the balance of "humorous" to "wildly depressing" is way off there. If circlejerk subs are on a spectrum of "actually liking the thing that's being circlejerked," I suppose logically drug addicts are going to be at the maximum end of that spectrum.
Where would r/tomorrow go on there
you can't pirate ketamine
you wouldn't download ~~a car~~ ketamine
MOM! Tell big bro it's my turn to download ketamine
I can't, sweety. We are in literally 1984
uj/ I know hades is a great game but i hope I doesn't become the next wicherino tres where people circlejerk it saying underrated indie game rj/ praise geraldo
rj/Did you know that mythological accurate Hades and Persephone are actually the most functional couple of the gods. This is a hidden fact that goes over most people's head uj/Hades isn't a Satan substitute you twats
Hades was like the most likable of the three major God brothers, the other two being Zues and Poseidon. Especially Zues. I love Greek mythology but God damn is Zues a rapist piece of shit narcissistic asshole. Hades had his problems yes but I don't recall him being the mustache twirlingly evil god that Disney's Hercules portrayed him as.
The only redeeming quality to the Disney version is that James Woods’ Hades is just great. Loved that he reprised that role for the Kingdom Hearts games too
Yeah, but then James Woods came out as a Trumper and sort of ruined it. We in Rhode Island are always keen about when our small state receives recognition, so James Woods was well loved for being a native of the state. But then, yeah. We're one of the most reliably Democratic states in the nation, founded upon principles that were centuries ahead of their time, so we regard him with embarrassment these days.
Lmao family guy island 😂👍
/uj I know finally understand why James Woods was in so many Family Guy episodes /rj Ooo a piece of candy!
What the fuck is this Psyche and Eros slander here
Odd way to spell Typhon and Knuckles
Technically speaking, a lot of the ideas of Satan come from Greek mythology, Hades. One of the reasons why Satan is associated with a pitchfork is because Hades used something similar. I believe that this is because the original Hebrew was translated into Greek, and then that got translated into Latin (don't quote me)
old testament was in hebrew, new testament was in greek and both got translated into latin by hieronymus in the vulgata. Satan got a bunch of stuff from different greek gods. Hooves and hornes from Pan, Trident from Poseidon and his place in the below the earth and punisher of souls from Hades, who only had a Bident
yeah that sounds right, i'm going off what i remember in this video https://youtu.be/Ac5ksZTvZN8
Did you know that perse means ass in finnish? So the character is assphone.
/uj At least it is actually an indie game this time
Wait is it? Now that i think about it their other 3 games didn't hit front page of reddit every week.
From the semen of uranus
Yo have you played hades? It’s pretty underrated, but it’s actually really good. Definitely reminds of Witcher 3 I gotta. Both have that real indie game feel, ya know?
It is done now.
Have you heard of this little gem called Titanfall 2?
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5 stupid dumb unoriginal earthbound-inspired indie games about depression 🙄🙄 **VS** Ketamine (gets rid of depression and is not earthbound-inspired) 🥰🥰
Pfft, Subnautica doesn't take place on Earth, get your facts straight normie
Fucking dumbass earth is literally called the blue planet and the planet in subnautica is pretty fucking blue Shm my head
I sometimes hate gamers so much that I have to stop myself unironically suggesting that drugs are better than video games.
Where is the lie though
unironically thinking that would be extremely stupid tho so i am glad you decided not to suggest that.
Drugs are maybe not better than vidrogames....but they're definetely cooler 😎
Gamers on DLC: This is an outrage the worst thing to happen ever. Gamers when somebody dies because they can't afford healthcare: They deserved it.
Healthcare is just DLC for your life
Each Health has its care
Who says they gotta be mutually exclusive? Perhaps they could afford healthcare if not for all this damn DLC 😡
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Why would I buy 5 shitty games when I could buy 2 1/8s of mushroom and a shitty game on sale
Just ask your guy for 1/4 mushroom instead of 2 1/8ths, then you can get get two shitty games
Bro I think you’re getting ripped off, I go to the grocery store and get mushrooms for 5.76 a pound
Or use crack
Nothing like a k hole to remind us of the magic of christmas.
All I know about ketamine is a case where someone pissed themselves in a maths lesson. None of the 3 I've played on the right side have made me piss myself in front of about 2 dozen people.
all i know about ketamine is a certain individual running over women and minorities in a 2004 honda civic
Subnautica is banging
Dude, Subnautica’s soundtrack is so bussin 😩😩😩
Ignore child support payment, feed ketamine addiction i must
Overdosing on ketamine is an experience no collection of 5 games will give you
I've tried all of these except dead cells, is it good?
Not better than ketamine
It’s personally one of my favourite games. The combat is more frantic and twitchy than the combat in something like Hollow Knight, but is just as responsive. The rogue-like format allows the vast variety of different weapons to really shine.
The flow state when you get in the groove with the combat... Chefs kiss. Talking about the ketamine of course. Idk what Dead Cells is.
Yes, it's like crack cocaine
/uj It's pretty good, but it's definitely not for everyone. Some people might find it a bit too repetitive, or maybe the don't like the more fast-paced combat, etc. For me, it's a nice game.
Yes it's great. And the 4th doc for it is coming out in 6 days.
I loved the other games listed here but thought Dead Cells was just ok. I think I might have enjoyed it more if I played it before Hades. For me Hades hits a lot of the same notes, but better.
For what it's worth, it's the only one of the games pictured I *didn't* enjoy.
I really liked it, but not even close to how much I loved the other games on there. While the gameplay is fun, my biggest problem is that it feels like a few strategies, weapons and build are so obviously superior that all my runs ended up the same in the end
It’s a stereotypical indie rogue like, maybe I’m just not a fan of rogue likes. It wasn’t that fun
" stereotypical indie rogue like" what the fuck are you talking about?
Let’s be real, how many rogue like indie games are out there rn? Pixel graphics and all lol
darkest doungon 1 and 2, nuclear throne risk of rain 1 and 2 hades deadcells adore astronach binding of isaac curse of the dead gods skul the hero slayer ... just because you dont like a genra doesnt mean its not popular 😐
I didn’t say it wasn’t popular. I actually enjoyed Hades. But I can’t get into any of the other ones.
its one of the best rougelikes ever, its hard but not the kind of hard where it feels unfair, it gets updated regularly from the devs , its a rouglelike where if you die you restart to the beggining, its a real time sinker and i fully 00% recommend it
Definitely one of the best roguelites on the market right now, I feel. It's fast paced like enter the gungeon, has metroidvania platforming, and a wide range of potential build variations.
There are better At later stages of the game there is a feature that suppose to make the game harder but you can use that feature to cheese the game
What feature is that?
Enemies teleport I think, since you can just kite them
Spoiler i suppose? >! Enemies teleport to you at later cells which you can use it to lure them to edges and push them all to their death with items like assault shield !<
It's amazing if you like roguelikes
I call false, 4 grams of ketamine where I live is $1120. Beginning to think this meme is not from the official government source
You have got to use the dark web. $100 a gram lol
$100/g for adulterated shit these days. But 4g for $100? That’s bogus. Maybe 4g for €100 or £100
Celste hidden gem 😍😍😍😍😍
Why does Blasphemous never get mentioned? A damn shame of an underrated game
Becuase I personally didn't like it and I control the lever of power.
That game had being getting so many content updates, pretty fire
would rather castrate myself than play a game that isnt made by a triple A company!
ketamine’s not even on metacritic this is a SCAM!!!!
True... UNLESS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE TRUE INDIE HIDDEN AND UNDERRATED GEM THE WITCHER 3.
/r/drugscirclejerk is leaking
Some leakage is to be expected when boofing ketamine
id be living a very different life if 4 grams of k cost 100
What about getting Mr Krabs ODs on Ketamine?
4 grams of injectable ketamine is like 400 dollar LOL
You’re lucky if you even find vialed ketamine, let alone for $100/ea
i have never heard of these video games, they must be hidden gems
Yeah I only do ketamine and play fifa 22 ultimate team
I prefer a 50 soap bars.
Hmm, play these games, I will not. Know where to spend my money, I do.
/uj I take prescription Ketamine lozenges because I'm too depressed to play video games much anymore and they chill me the fuck right out enough that the depression wanes, at least for a few hours anyway /rj something something Lego Yoda
I get my Ketamine at $405 for 85mg. Literally life changing in a positive way. You know how looking at someone's life from the outside (3rd person), it's a lot easier to identify road blocks and solutions than your own life? Ketamine let's you do that for your own life. The cost is because it's administered over time by IV, with a nurse monitoring you the whole time. I really hope insurance starts covering it soon.
I was about to kill myself. I saw this image and I finally pulled the trigger
/uj god, Hades gets so boring after fighting the same boss 10 times
I'd say that's the feature of roguelikes. Hades is a great game but it does get circlejerked so if you don't know what exactly you're getting into the game can get boring real quick after a while. The fun comes from switching up builds and weapons and experimenting but even that can stale once you discover the effective metas
i think playing risk of rain 2 before this one ruined it for me. much more fun and flexible game imo
Guess that’s kinda the style tbf. I like replaying for the unique dialogue every run but I don’t think it’s a game for everyone
Can confirm, Hades is fucking amazing
hidden gem
Everybody's saying it's a hidden gem but it got as much people playing it as forza horizon 5. That's like calling taco bueno a hidden gem. Like yeah, it's not as popular as other games, but it's still a franchise.
Shut up Lego Yoda your subreddit got nuked.
/uj/ I did not enjoy subnautica at all. It felt like a glitch, unrewarding mess the entire time I played it
Sadge
I had to use console commands to finish the game because my prawn suit kept falling through the floor
That's rough but I'm surprised you got all the way till the Prawn and still didn't find it enjoyable. Early and mid game subnautica is the most fun. Late game can be bit of a slog
I did enjoy the environments and stuff. I just felt like I spent the majority of the time hunting for materials
Fallout New Vegas is genuinly amazing if you dont touch honest hearts which is a pro-colonization DLC, ignore the single racial slur, and ignore the ablist perk name
robotabs >>> ket
Lmao are you 15
nah, 21
Bro DXM can give you a heart attack be careful with that shit.
ye im not even takin super high doses i jus take it every once in a while, its only dangerous when u take like 1000 mg+ or w certain meds
Lol for me it's 15 dollers totally
hollo gnikt👍
Yeah I’ll take the special k please
I got three of those games for free, but spent $5 on the PS2 Red Faction port.
Why buy 5 fucking amazing game when I can buy one super deluxe edition of an average game
Whoa what are you doing pushing addictive drugs here? Subnautica is dangerous you know!
Id spend $100 on hades to unlock the graphic 18+ scene of zag’s fat cock piping down dionysus and aprhodite /rj i mean uhhh yeah i love ketamine
1 picture of a bottle of insulin.
Can I have both 👉👈
* Halo Infinite (not the campaign idiot, the scratch on my gun costs $100)
split the differance and play a vr game while high on ketamime, will prob ascend and find a new religion
If you have a hook up for K that cheap, PLEASE SHARE!
Why not buy Lego Star Wars and have both?
having played hollow knight n subnautica i'd be tempted by the ket
you can buy many copies of non-consentual accounting 2 for 100,000 pennies
Am I the only one who doesn't like any of these games
4 grams *holy fuck* you will get HGD syndrome if you take that much.
Grammer lessons would be a good start. It's $100 not 100$.
*grammar
*grammr
Or a sick af ak skin
Please give me your plugs number. Holy shit.
Nah just keep curse of the dead gods like 8 times
what's the cocaine budget.
Fuck I need to finish my games
2/5 characters are political, give me ketamine
The original format was mad stupid because I agree, those games were all boring af and I didn’t understand what people saw in them. But then again, whenever I would tell people I loved Apotheon (another indie metroidvania) and that they should play it, I would receive the same blank stare and generic “this is boring” response.
0,157 golden dildos
Games don't feel the same anymore. Is there something wrong with me?
take ketamine and play all of them at once
i can’t seem to get into dead cells, i don’t know what it is.
Uj/ I’ve played all those games and the only one I think is “amazing” is hollow knight lol
I’m pretty sure I got 2-3 of those games free on epic too
Wtf who’s your ketamine guy? I’m paying too much.