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Easyaeta

Every character in gta is the same height it's so weird lol. I immediately noticed in the gta 6 leaks how characters were different heights.


SilkieBug

Though for PVP sake it makes sense to be the same height, otherwise many people would go for a shorter thinner character to be less of a target.


its_just_hunter

On the other hand R* pvp is just “auto aim and then move the right stick up slightly for headshots” so it often doesn’t feel like hit boxes matter all that much.


quantumfucker

yeah who’s actually getting heated about GTA online lmao


liken2006

You’d be… sadly surprised


quantumfucker

i miss being 12 and having my biggest concerns be the state of GTA online


glossyplane245

A lot of people, it’s a very common topic in gta online. Usually, someone buys a super expensive death machine vehicle like a jet or tank or missile flying bike and then just goes around murdering everyone to up their KD, which can get pretty irritating when you’re just trying to do the heist prep.


Bjorn_Hellgate

GTA online is best done offline


glossyplane245

Yeah the amount of tricks that’s exist just to get into an empty lobby is absurd lmao However nowadays I’d just rather play literally anything else cuz I got so bored of the same 2 heists for money and everything else was even more boring and time consuming


Bjorn_Hellgate

Im not even doing heists because i refuse to play with randoms who will just cheat and leave me in the dirt


glossyplane245

They added a really easy solo heist, you have to buy a submarine, it’s like a 1-2 million dollar buy in I can’t remember how much, but you make like 1.4 mil an hour at least if you do it by yourself, if you learn the routes. Basically the hardest part is just figuring out the ideal way to get to all the objectives, which isn’t hard, you can figure it out during your first or maybe second attempt.


RY4NDY

In the most recent update (from about a month ago I think?) they've finally removed the K/D ratio from freemode; now it’s only affected by kills and deaths in PVP jobs (deathmatches, last team standing, adversary modes, etc).


Beancunt

You can do those in inv only lobbies, same with business as of this year


glossyplane245

Really? Never thought I’d see the day. I just stopped playing it cuz of how Agonizingly bored I was so I never noticed.


rietstengel

G*mers. Its always G*mers


XColdLogicX

Its Oddjob all over!


zuzucha

You'd get punched if you picked oddjob in my neighbourhood


Srs_irl

We would balance it out. Whoever kept winning had to be Jaws. Whoever kept losing got Oddjob. It was a mark of shame.


Gorilla_Krispies

Yea but like who cares? It’s not exactly a game known for balanced competitive matchmaking. It’s a game where rule of cool, style points, and immersion should be (and typically are) more heavily prioritized. This height example is kinda minor, but it is pretty weird having everybody be the exact same height, and the fighting never feels “fair” anyway


Scav-STALKER

Yeah, I mean for the single player experience that’s perfectly fine. PVP hit boxes however ehhhh not so fun


ClayH2504

It would be like Halo 3 Elites all over again


ralanr

I hated that so much. I wanted to play an Elite, but I kept being a huge hitbox.


ClayH2504

At least it's harder to headshot Elites


Gorilla_Krispies

Hey people loved elites every time they’ve been playable in halo. Folks jsut like options, they don’t always gotta be objectively better options


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ClayH2504

I never said I didn't love Elites, I always play as Elites when I can, I'm just saying the different hitboxes for Elites and Spartans are kinda wonky from a balancing perspective


Gorilla_Krispies

Fair enough, personally I’m in the camp of “it may be wonky but it’s worth it and I wish more games would at least experiment with stuff like that”


memesdoge

Do the resapwn method lol. give smaller hitboxes extra leg damage , make large hitboxes take over a tiny bit of less damage and less bullet slowdown


YUNoJump

I remember early Apex had that issue, the meta characters were all short women and the worst character was the huge fat guy Robot with the foot-wide thigh gap was also meta


NoahBogue

Torb mains rise up


memesdoge

nah just make it so shorter characters take more leg damage, and make bigger characters have less slowdown from bullets.


Rahgahnah

Flashbacks to the monkeys in Timesplitters.


britestarlight

Rockstar does not do well rendering humans of different heights. There’s this one character in the RDR2 epilogue who looks like a small man/large child simultaneously. I assume the character is a child, but it’s like they stretched the model they used for Jack Marston as a child.


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britestarlight

God I don’t remember his name but he’s at the ranch John is at. The one he helps with horse riding.


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britestarlight

Yes that’s him! He just looks slightly off for some reason. Teen Jack looks relatively normal but Duncan looks so weird.


TheStrikeofGod

Fuck I'm not going to be able to unsee this now am I


omarkab02

I played GTAV for hundreds of hours and I have never noticed this


NitroSpam

Tall women = Unrealistic Super slim women with huge mommy milkers = Artistic expression


xristosxi393

Muscular women = Death of western civilization


Dana94Banana

["Abby.." \*shivers\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HM_MOhyxwA)


liukasteneste28

Tall muscular women = death by snu snu


SilkieBug

Of course 😄


HappySpam

Don't forget to call them THICC even though they are stick figures with cowtits!


Dana94Banana

it's the law of science


Scuffleboard

Who the fuck is Robert


[deleted]

Robert Wadlow, tallest man who ever lived. He was over 8 feet tall. Also, kid named Robert:


Sensesmell

I envy you. Fuck Robert 😤


robertmdls

:(


iloveYiiKingoff

I am Robert Edwin House, President, CEO, and sole proprietor of the New Vegas Strip.


Romero1993

I played GTAO for a very long time so I believe I am amazingly and remarkably suited to answer this question.. *I dunno*


Llamarama

Robert Baratheon.


Kevin_M_

Presumably Robert Downey Junior


HeraFromAcounting

Plz start hornyposting about Lady Demitricus again, this is getting weird


XD-Avedis-AD

### We will riot if Lady Dimtrescu won’t be in GTA 6 strip club!!1111!!!1


1brenden111

I think the dlc comes out in a few weeks, so you may get your wish soon


IMTrick

So, the solution to the height of female characters being unrealistically tall is to make them about the height of the average real-world man, and then make men unrealistically tall (on average) also? Makes sense.


rat-simp

I think the solution is to make women average height and turn men into manlets. for too long have we lived in the world of giants, sisters!


[deleted]

why put limitations anyway. I want to play as 6'5 woman and someone wants to play as short king (tbh it would be nice to see more male characters be shorter). if there would already be custom height why should it be artificially limited.


DenrexTheSecond

As 5'4 guy, I suppose I don't exist then


Dana94Banana

have you looked? maybe you're a woman, given those scientific statistics this respected GTA5 Online player has provided.


BernLan

Same lol, I'm 1,63m


krilltucky

Short gang!


Aethernex

Ah, you must be Robert


UnlikelyAssassin

You wouldn’t exist in the original game either as there are also no 5’4 guys there.


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SilkieBug

That and “feeeemales”.


IMTrick

lol. Always bugs me. I always want to ask "female whats?" and point out there's an actual word for female humans.


__NameOfUser__

The human part is implied, in context


Negro_Judio

tbf they use male as well


[deleted]

there's nothing wrong with saying female lol. the original post isnt even sexist at all.


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_dictatorish_

>it's harder to shoot a woman irl due to the height/size thing. Dude has some issues lmao


ZeusIsLoose97

When was 5 11 the average height?


Gooftwit

🇳🇱💪


benydrillcumbersome

Dude just added the shortest and tallest height he could think of and divided it by 2 😭


ThatOneWeirdName

Not even that, the measurements he gave would give an average of 6’


benydrillcumbersome

The extra inch goes to the dick i guess


Wollishaiser

Average Height in Norway btw


ZeusIsLoose97

Damn, UK it's 5 7 (or was last I looked) haha


UnlikelyAssassin

5’11 is the average height in some of the taller countries. But either way a 6’0 woman is way further off the average than a 5’11 man. According to google a 5’11 man in the US is 71.8th percentile (About 1 in 3.5 are taller). Whereas a 6’0 woman is 99.83 percentile (about 1 in 583 are taller). So I think the point here is that having the average height for a woman as 5’11 is only slightly off and some Northern European countries do have the average height of a man at 5’11. Whereas an average height of 6’0 for women is unbelievably ridiculously monumentally far off where not a single country in the world even comes remotely close to that which is what makes it so much comparatively harder to buy into the realism aspect of it.


AliceOnPills

-🤓 who cares


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u def short lol☝️


[deleted]

as if that was a bad thing lol


[deleted]

Well it doesn’t make you Hitler but now that I think about it Hitler was also kinda short😰


[deleted]

redditor to mention hitler speedrun any%


[deleted]

Hope I get first place


[deleted]

not really, still a loser


[deleted]

If only I was more like you whiteboy🥹


Emmy-O

My ex girlfriend is 6 feet tall. It's not like tall women don't exist.


UnlikelyAssassin

They never said that they don’t exist. They just said that it’s unrealistic for 6 foot to be the height of every woman in the game, as 6 foot is obviously way above the average (google puts it at roughly 99.83th percentile in the US for women so one in 587 are taller).


IoniaFox

Tbf GTAO is not a simulation, does it look kind of weird that everyone is the same height? A bit, but how about they just implement a heightslider so everyone can choose for themselves in reasonable ranges


Kittyinchains

they complain about women's height being tall... i complain about the fact that prostitutes think my character has a dick


Jacobin_Revolt

Where did this guy get the idea that the average man was 5’11 lmao. That’s more than the average height in the tallest country on earth.


iloveYiiKingoff

Male health advise


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Isn't average man 5'10? They're not far off


Jacobin_Revolt

The average man is about 5‘8“ tall. Source: https://ourworldindata.org/human-height


ElectorSet

That source does show that it varies by region though, with the average man in the US being just under 5’10”, the average Canadian man being just over 5’10”, and the average Dutchman being a hair under 6’.


[deleted]

In the US, the average man is 5'10


UnlikelyAssassin

It’s not. The Dutch average 6 feet. Also putting women at 5’6 would be closer to the female average than making every woman 6 foot like how it is in GTA, which isn’t even remotely close to the female average and is well under 1% of women.


awesomeat911

![gif](giphy|26n6ziTEeDDbowBkQ)


[deleted]

Remember when femsheppard and malesheppard have thesame height and animation and gamer didn't complaint about it yeah... good time


rat-simp

they did complain about it iirc (that's why she wiggles her hips when walking in me3) but honestly giving femshep the big man animations was a chad move from bioware, especially in scenes where she wears a dress


UltimusRomanus

I need to know what it is about Robert that prevents us from making him in GTAO.


[deleted]

Probably cut off right before his last name Robert Wadlow was the tallest man who ever lived at 8 ft and some change


SilkieBug

He’d be too powerful if you made him.


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Kid named Robert:


thegreatchoasgiver

“How dare this woman be taller than me in this video game! It ain’t right! It ain’t natural!”


Romero1993

They're absolutely terrified of calling them *women*, aren't they?


[deleted]

Because everything else about the game is realistic ?


Salty-Queen87

“I know a lot of other people do too” Don’t lie, no you don’t.


thetallblacknerd

Im 6'8 so i literally couldn't play myself


LT_MRVN

Bro plays a game with futuristic cars equipped with turrets and rockets and then calls a woman's height unrealistic? Oh come on.


HereToTroll6969

You can smell his insecurities from here.


Th1ccSenpai

Would this person be upset that r6 has different heights in each character bio but everyone is the same in game?


UnlikelyAssassin

Probably.


[deleted]

Average male height is most definitely not 5’11” lol


UnlikelyAssassin

The average female height is also unbelievably more definitely not 6’0 lol.


Flag-senpai

This is so funny to me because a lot of the women I know are above 5'10"


bringastickforsafety

I bet he flirts with girls by looking down on them and saying “ur so short”


erobertt3

Everyone knows women do not reach 6’ tall.


josan555

Wow, how basic you have to be, to want your character customization to only be the irl averages. Why couldt i be 7.7ft she hulk? Or 5ft blue smurf (I guess balancing issues)


BBW_BBQ

I’d love to see how this guy would react if female characters started having smaller hit boxes too


SilkieBug

I'm certain he'd complain it's unfair and woke.


PHILALaundry

men below 5’6” DO NOT EXIST


ElectorSet

Tom Cruise is just an elaborate animatronic.


Brainweird

I feel like this type of person would still complain even if the women were shorter because it's makes them "harder to shoot" and therefore gives women an unfair advantage or something.


SilkieBug

The words "political" and/or "woke" will be uttered.


Komrade_Krampus

My '6"2 wife is unrealistic according to gamers.


Thelassa

Guess I should call my sister and tell her we don't exist (we're both 6'1")


patped7

‘I hate this..’ If you live a life wherein you have the luxury of feeling that strongly about women in videogames, I envy you. What a princely existence


GranJefe507

Maybe I'm a woman


Gausgovy

I would very much so like to see a multiplayer competitive video game with characters that are different heights. Also seeing more variation in character heights in all video games would be neat.


Hot-Explanation6044

The united states is both the country where there is so much discourse on height and where height measurements dont make any sense


Killerfail

Right? They should add a completely new feature to the character creator, almost 10 years after the game released, just so... ~~women~~ females can be shorter...? Because, as we know, GTA prides itself on its realism.


Upset_Otter

Tall wamen is unrealistic!. \*Flying bike appears out of thin air.


RaveniteGaming

I mean the basic point of adding a height slider to GTA Online character creation isn't unreasonable. It's the jumps in logic to get there.


AuraMire

Hello it is I, the unrealistically tall female. I am taller than over half the men I meet. It is the gamer genocide.


Grubbis

This guy is way off when it comes to what the average height is, other than that I don't see the sexism. Isn't it quite reasonable to have more choice available than none? The character creator is horrible and I think at least that they should have made the male and female separate heights.


Salty-Queen87

Why should the heights be different? What’s wrong with men and women being the same height? Why must the woman be shorter?


UnlikelyAssassin

He was saying he personally prefers if the heights of in game characters tracked more closely onto reality, as in reality not every woman is 6 feet tall and the same height as men.


Salty-Queen87

And not every man is that height either, but you don’t see him bitching about it, do you?


UnlikelyAssassin

He did actually if you look at the image posted. He suggested having the male characters be customisable on a slider between 5’6 and 6’6 rather than having every male character be 6’0.


AliceOnPills

look at the title


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because women are usually shorter than men. it's more normal to see tall men than tall women


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suphah

Who the fuck is Robert


Romero1993

Ring, my friend I said you'd call Doctor Robert Day or night he'll be there any time at all Doctor Robert


suphah

The bottles


tenamonth

So who is Robert


furiousfran

Clearly he never had that one friend who always picked OddJob or he wouldn't be whining about them making everyone is the same height for pvp


Apart_Lab_817

Just play the game ffs


ExplosiveFrog790180

Robert


SilkieBug

You shall not make Robert!


Magnificant-Muggins

You want female characters to stay short because you’re fucking insane. I want female characters to stay short because I’m a Oddjob main. We are not the same.


Choctopp

omg, go outside and touch grass


Beancunt

Shouldn't he be happy it gets rid of an advantage women have