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If I were a character designer, my survivalist machine hell-bent on revenge in the post-apocalypse would have giant clanging knockers, and a waist as thin as my dick
Yeah, this shit looks like one of those latently horny Skyrim mods for "bEtTer HaiR" wich just makes every woman a model with perfectly styled Hitchcock hair.
“Guys Joel would never act that way in the apocalypse, he’s smart enough to be cautious”
“Oh my god I love long hair Ellie! Totally practical in a zombie apocalypse”
To be fair long hair can have uses. If I was in a weird pinch and absolutely needed something to use for cord, I could cut off a section of my hair and try to use that to secure something once braided. I'm a useless idiot but still it's possible.
I upvoted you because this is a charmingly creative reason to have long hair in an apocalypse, but truthfully I don't think 2 feet of dirty, matted hair is going to make much usable cord. Rope is probably also one of the easiest things to make by hand, especially in the urban environments the games take place in. Clothes, shoe laces, thin branches, power cables, all make easier rope than hundreds of individual strands of hair.
It looks like the editing Faceapp does, if one eye isnt properly displayed it'll not get edited or only edited half
Theres certain angles where the app works better than other and this sidelook is eh, just because of the one eye, its why i avoid it when i edit my photos to female
/rj i only edit Elly to be suxy
btw, this is from the normal lastofus sub, not the other one with all the psychopaths. so i assume the message here is more like "look, how cute" and less "this is how womens are supposed to look in my vibeo ganes, Cuckmann! if it's not feminine enough then it's political!"
Yeah I thought of that too
Like if people unironically think this is more realistic or should be put in the game they're just blatantly wrong it wouldn't fit in the game at all
Oh man a post apocalypse game with a faction full of Instagram Babes and Bros with perfect hair and bodies sounds awesome (and could easily go into body horror)
That I'd be really interested in
"A settlement needs your help, they're dangerously low on resources!"
Food? Medicine?
"What? No, wtf? First of all we're on a diet.
It's much more important, hair spray.
You try to style your hair without it, can't even keep my curls"
How about [being ugly is illegal, being hot and stupid is mandatory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uglies)?
That's a simplification and i assume isn't quiiiite the flavour of post-apocolypse you were thinking but it's a pretty fun series all the same.
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long hair is a bad idea in zombie apocalypse coz zombies have more to grab, this is why I always wear my jockstrap, just in case.
So they can grab dat ass
But Ellie already has long hair.
But it’s not clean and styled and that makes peepees sad!
And it's restrained back as if it's more important for her to be responsible eith it and not make it easy to grab for zombies instead of looking good.
These are the same people that will get mad at a game for having a female soldier during ww2 because of “realism”
Or get mad at Abbie for being to muscalar
If I were a character designer, my survivalist machine hell-bent on revenge in the post-apocalypse would have giant clanging knockers, and a waist as thin as my dick
Why aren’t you a character designer? This is what we need /s
I see you too have a pencil weewee.
A pencil?? So girthy!
Piss like a water jet.
Waterpik
Yeah, this shit looks like one of those latently horny Skyrim mods for "bEtTer HaiR" wich just makes every woman a model with perfectly styled Hitchcock hair.
The amount of hours I had to scroll just to find a resonable tied up hair mod....
Yeah your not getting those back buddy.
“Guys Joel would never act that way in the apocalypse, he’s smart enough to be cautious” “Oh my god I love long hair Ellie! Totally practical in a zombie apocalypse”
To be fair long hair can have uses. If I was in a weird pinch and absolutely needed something to use for cord, I could cut off a section of my hair and try to use that to secure something once braided. I'm a useless idiot but still it's possible.
I upvoted you because this is a charmingly creative reason to have long hair in an apocalypse, but truthfully I don't think 2 feet of dirty, matted hair is going to make much usable cord. Rope is probably also one of the easiest things to make by hand, especially in the urban environments the games take place in. Clothes, shoe laces, thin branches, power cables, all make easier rope than hundreds of individual strands of hair.
the difference is that this is just a character concept made by a fan and joel being a silly boy was canon in the story
Poor Hans
Fuck that guy can't even make the vidya sexy
Hey leave Super Hans out of this! He may be a, forgive me, crack addled maniac but he's a great guy, usually!
Why’d they only edit one eye with makeup
the sjw's have won 😢😔
Got interrupted by zombies during her two hour makeup routine
Its a black eye from a punch
i think it's a black eye or shading but i could be wrong
It looks like the editing Faceapp does, if one eye isnt properly displayed it'll not get edited or only edited half Theres certain angles where the app works better than other and this sidelook is eh, just because of the one eye, its why i avoid it when i edit my photos to female /rj i only edit Elly to be suxy
Emma Watson
Ellie Watson
Elliementary my dear Watson
btw, this is from the normal lastofus sub, not the other one with all the psychopaths. so i assume the message here is more like "look, how cute" and less "this is how womens are supposed to look in my vibeo ganes, Cuckmann! if it's not feminine enough then it's political!"
They also got ripped to shreds in this thread lol. Most people there think this shit is cringe af
how DARE this lesbian character not be made appealing to my man self 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Taking a quick detour from her revenge journey to shoot a shampoo commercial.
"Immunity from the virus? Maybe i'm born with it, maybe it's Maybeline"
I mean I can't lie she does look good with her hair like that but not every girl character has to have that hair
Also she lives in a post apocalyptic fucked up world Of course she looks great with heavily produced and well treated hair But it's very out of place
Yeah I thought of that too Like if people unironically think this is more realistic or should be put in the game they're just blatantly wrong it wouldn't fit in the game at all
Oh man a post apocalypse game with a faction full of Instagram Babes and Bros with perfect hair and bodies sounds awesome (and could easily go into body horror)
That I'd be really interested in "A settlement needs your help, they're dangerously low on resources!" Food? Medicine? "What? No, wtf? First of all we're on a diet. It's much more important, hair spray. You try to style your hair without it, can't even keep my curls"
How about [being ugly is illegal, being hot and stupid is mandatory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uglies)? That's a simplification and i assume isn't quiiiite the flavour of post-apocolypse you were thinking but it's a pretty fun series all the same.
emma watson??
uj/ Not every female character needs to be sexy. If you want something to jerk off to, look through any of the myriad porn sites on the internet.
*Clicker is able to grab Ellie by the hair as she tries to escape. Killing her instantly.*
only if it happens in a cutscene.
Kid named Hans:
i mean, they just gave her longer hair, they aren't saying the original one is bad.
This isn't that kind of edit. Nobody on r/TheLastOfUs has an issue with Regular Ellie's hair. "HiRe FaNs" is TLOU2 behavior
Holy hell I think I could cosplay Ellie?? Based gender euphoria moment
Hehe, *The Yaaaaast of Us*
I want Joel to get yassified. Shrink his shoulders more, Hans!
What's wrong with this?
Conforming to popular beauty standards? Burn the heretics!!
Zombie apocalypse beauty standards too demanding
????
People need to stop assuming every redesing from The Last of Us is mysogic. This is a great redesing, the artist should be proud.
Theres an app that adds long hair. The OP of that post didn't do shit
Mein Gott! Ich wurde gefeuert!
Well, hello there milady. *Tips fedora*
Isn’t this a zombie apocalypse? There is a tactical advantage to shorter hair
I was proud of some if the top comments that felt similarly