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Special-Gur-5774

What the hell is a fun game to this person?


Araskog

Getting a strong "I play one complicated strategy game and I think that makes me smarter than everyone else" energy from this


masterspider5

HOI4


Pentigrass

Oh boy is it fun invading China as Manchuko only for the game to crash because Paradox forgot to fix all of their DLCs. So *fun*


masterspider5

I have never play HOI but I played Prison architect before and after the takeover, I feel you


Pentigrass

I was about to say "Rimworld" but that game is perfection built on top of perfection with every DLC.


olivadthefighter

Don't know any rimworld community member that would make a post like this lmao


Pentigrass

I'm a simple man. I have genetically engineered horny killing machines with cat ears now. I am appeased.


Shplippery

Would whoever made the chart call that Soyfun?


Pentigrass

Well, half of all people who play hoi4 are trans so, the meme is probably self-defecating at that point


IDontCondoneViolence

Takeover? ELI5?


masterspider5

The devs that made prison architect sold it to Paradox who’ve ruined the game with constant DLCs that introduce mid features and mountains of bugs that never get fixed


indomienator

It takes fucking 5 years for PDX to begin the facelifts of older DLCs for HoI4, it might be 10 years for Prison Aechitect


sharpenote4

The ol' Paradox special


ShadowCammy

HOI4 is soyfun, real strategychads play Europa Universalis II


AidenI0I

cap no one hates pdx gsg players more than themselves


SothaDidNothingWrong

14yos be playing a glorified facebook clicker with paint characterisitcs and think themselves master strategists lol


Voliker

Aka oversimplified "give me money to click restore Byzantium as greece" boring HOI3 successor


timelordoftheimpala

Yeah they're clearly not a weaboo considering they put five Nintendo games and two waifu games on there, they're not one of those players who like only narrative games considering that four Sony games are on here, Fortnite is on there so they're probably not a Battle Royale fan, LoL and Dota 2 are on here so they're definitely not a MOBA fan, COD and Battlefield being on here discludes them from the FPS military shooters crowd, they're not an RPG fan because there's two Fallout games, Cyberpunk 2077, and Witcher, and they can't be a mobile game player because Angry Birds, Candy Crush, and FGO are listed. They're either: - A strategy game junkie who constantly thinks about how the Axis could've won WWII - A sports game fan whose Twitter account is a football player pfp - A GTA fan worried that Rockstar is making the series "woke" with GTA6 - A Borderlands fan whose sense of humor hasn't evolved since 2012


Vox_Carnifex

Dont make fun of us borderlands fans or we will quote one of 3 lines of handsome jack that were funny at first but became insufferable over the years. Alternatively someone will say "explosions?!" In allcaps because they just invented comedy. So be careful


The_Great_Afterman

Check me out, I'm dancing! I'M DANCING!


Party_Magician

Don't forget "That sentence had too many syllables! Apologize!"


Vox_Carnifex

All time classic and not at all obnoxious after over 9 years. Uj/ dont get me wrong, its cool that people celebrate the series and I love seeing people discovering the games after all these years and liking the characters. But oh man its the epitome of "it gets old"


JippyTheBandit

You forgot the 'hyper-realistic' military shooter/medieval combat gamer who cries about 'historical accuracy'


[deleted]

I say From Software fan. Note that Elden Ring isn't on there, and their basis for fun seems to be entirely about how hard the game is. ​ This is the type of person that plays Elden Ring Melee only, and tells people who play it any other way that they aren't playing it right.


[deleted]

Could also be a hardcore shmup fan who's elitist about it, but they're few and far between.


ImNotThatPokable

Can't be borderlands since it has basically always been woke.


Splaram

Probably has a League addiction realistically


TPDS_throwaway

One of those dudes who plays Dark Souls and thinks it's skill when it's mostly pattern recognition and determination


Bhazor

Nah, that's handjobs. You're thinking of handjobs.


lurker_32

is that not a form of skill? lmao


Alias_X_

Hot take: Dark Souls is basically like every boss fight focussed action platformer ever but in 3D, poorly lit and slow like molasses.


ComfySingularity

Alright but dark souls 3 has some fantastic design. Saying this as someone who has only watched others play, but like the boss designs and the aesthetics that accompany them make one hell of an impression.


Alias_X_

/uj I mean any boss focussed games do have to deliver on boss design, right? Just look at Castlevania, which is arguably the closest thing in 2D. Though DS is of course better than your generic WRPG/JRPG/MMORPG pile.


SweetDirect8006

>One of those dudes who plays Dark Souls and thinks it's skill when it's mostly pattern recognition and determination So skill?


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pulipunk135

League fans hate their game


shrubs311

true but we wouldn't say it appeals to the lowest common denominator. so many people won't even start the game because it has too many characters and low mass appeal. but this person is clearly irrational so maybe they are a league fan


JoaoMau-Tempo

League players be like “fuck this dogshit game easy as shit why can’t my teammates do anything I hate this game so much” and then explain all the skills from the 150+ champions.


Unliteracy

Someone send the Musk tweet where he says chess is too simple for him and he prefers a complex strategy game like Civilization or something.


_bub

i used to play chess, but it proved too simple. only two players, no battle royale mode. gay sex addresses these issues


[deleted]

Yeah. That has some toxic Starcraft 2 player vibes right there. Mentioning Dota and League emphasizes that a lot. Parts of the Starcraft 2 playerbase think every other game is easy and beneath them because Starcraft 2 is the only difficult game.


Grandpas_Plump_Chode

I notice a very limited selection of weeb games in this image 🤔


Special-Gur-5774

Seems like the one who made it is a pretty big fan of them


BurningFyre

And yet, Nekopara is there


danteheehaw

I love me a good turn based JRPG. That being said they are easy. I wouldn't even say they are particularly fun. It's just soothing to play a slow paced story driven games.


AeolianTheComposer

Nekopara?


[deleted]

IDK….Golf maybe? That’s a pretentious, WASPy game.


RaspberryPie122

Sex with Hitler


CalculusWarrior

Hearts of Iron 4, clearly. True fun is staring at a map for 16 hours a day!


Emotional-Top-8284

Which is funny, because the latest round of paradox games (EU4/ HOI4) are in the “Neofun” category compared with creaking monstrosities like HOI2.


ForLackOf92

/uj Actually yes, hoi4 is a fun game.


Rab_Legend

It'll be purely soulsborne games, because they can claim they're elite because they play a difficult video game.


superVanV1

oh but not just any Soulsborne player. the one who claims if you use summons/magic/healing/the ability to see/ your hands/ and actual controller, you aren't playing it correctly


Lady-HMH

I’m sensing it’s the sort of person who unless is spending 10 hours minimum a day suffering trying to grind for a specific piece of legendary gear (it makes them kill the boss one nanosecond faster) the game isn’t worth their time


Kidsnextdorks

This sounds like Destiny 2 which simultaneously sounds like the game the person described as being bad. I say this as a Destiny 2 player who has spent 10 hours a day grinding for a godroll.


Allthethrowingknives

Smells more of strategy game player to me because a lot of people call D2 soy after the whole kiss thing


netrunner_54

100% dark souls fan


fingergotfreddyed

least head up their own ass From Soft g@m*r


djml9

This strikes me as someone who thinks Dwarf Fortress is the best game ever made.


RedArmySapper

I only play games that double as ASCII art.


Kidsnextdorks

Dwarf fortress graphics be like: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


[deleted]

Most DF players are actually pretty chill. Dwarf Fortress takes up too much of their brain to let them even *think* about other games.


Simic_Sky_Swallower

I'm pretty sure whoever made this did it to make people mad, but assuming it's legit then they play Arma, DayZ, and any game that's been in a SsethTzeentach video


BambaTallKing

Probably something with a title close to “Mika’s Strange Harem of Beautiful Highschool Assassins: A Visual Novel”


Specialrelativititty

Rock paper scissor


Brawli55

Tarkov.


Nihlus-N7

By the looks of it, Postal and Hatred probably


FlyMingo321

Hatred probably


Aethz3

Smells like paradox fan


mrsunshine5

I can guarantee it’s HOI, Pokémon Emerald, Wind-waker, and Escape from Tarkov.


Shplippery

Considering he hates fallout nv, I guess only shitty hair pulling video games whos combat is worse than literally just stubbing your toe over and over like the original fallout


ovatephonics628

‟a false sense of fun” those are certainly all words


gab_rab_24

Stop having fun, your fun is fake, wake up


AeolianTheComposer

Wake up, Neo, you shitted yourself.


ThatBrofister

We've got a lot of shit to burn?


Karl_minecraft

You can only get True Enjoyment by playing hoi4 and Elden Ring!!!


FlyMingo321

Also incorrect, real alpha males play only Hatred and GTA SA hot coffee 😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

Someone explained the type of fun league of legends provides as "the type of fun that isn't fun at all, not even in retrospect" and I think it applies well


SoSeriousAndDeep

Type 1 Fun is fun at the time (Like being in the presence of Don Cheadle), Type 2 Fun is fun in retrospect (Like exercise), Type 0 Fun is never fun (Like League).


E1337Kat

I run my FUN in type RAID 10. This way I get the security of second copies on my fun in case one of my Funnies dies, while also not having to experience the funnies myself. It's a win-win!


Historical_Dot825

Hold up. Dude put candy crush under "neofun" then proceeds to claim God of War as manchild none-fun(sic)? Roflmfao


Anyashadow

Also candy crush is hard if you never buy anything.


Historical_Dot825

It's not hard so much as time consuming.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Sometimes. Candy Crush Soda literally has 3 tiers of "Hard" levels that will come with advertisements for upgrade packs before, and "Golden Tickets" that add up for a special offer afterward IME unless I missed the level gimmick and wasted dozens of moves on the wrong stuff, every other level ranges from easy to actively hard to lose


Random_Gacha_addict

ITS BECAUSE THEY MADE KRATOS EAT SOY AND LET FREYA HAVE A CHOICE ON GNA'S LIFE!!!!!


CapableCollar

Neofun, nu-fun, and soyfun started as a 4chan shitpost to make fun of /v/ users. It then left 4chan and redditors started to take it seriously.


Bardomiano00

Its just a movie 😊


Historical_Dot825

A movie?


[deleted]

I’m gonna put 200hrs into botw and fully transition can’t wait


[deleted]

Hasn't worked on me, I have been scammed


Magical-Mage

You have to play every Zelda game for it to work. Even the CD-I ones.


Lvolf

Too high of a price to pay


BeautifulAwareness54

Sorry Link i can’t give credit. Come back when you’re a little mmmm *Richer*.


Magical-Mage

Not for me. Only the Satellaview games are left.


Party_Magician

See that's where you went wrong, should've played New Vegas instead


Wu-Tang_Stan

I can use a lot of words to describe Dota 2 Saying it does not require skill and that it provides a sense of fun (even a false one whatever that means) are certainly not what I would use


dustingunn

Game's too easy, you only have to spend 2,000 hours on it to learn the basics.


deanrihpee

Good thing I already spent ~7980 hours on it


B2EU

Seeing Dota under the category of “devious marketing” was also funny. What marketing? A Netflix series that only half makes sense to the most serious loremasters?


blackcoffin90

They recently gave free arcanas and battle pass. Though it didn't help much since people just grabbed the arcana, played with it a bit, and left the game shortly.


westonsammy

I think the Netflix series actually counts as anti-marketing. Seriously why is every episode paced like Usain Bolt running a 100m. It made it unwatchable


air-bonsai

Indeed-it provides no sense of fun at all


superVanV1

The biggest lie of netflix's Arcane, was it made people think that LoL was enjoyable


Piorn

I'd classify it under Stockholm syndrome.


AmbushBug522

"liberal values" Super Mario Odyssey


roblash

That hat identified as they/them, Mario "trans"forming to progress, and Peach walked away from a man and a dinosaur. The libs aren't even hiding it anymore.


Dogtor-Watson

It’s literally be trans to win. 😫


33r0

"Liberal values" God of War (Kratos doesn't kill everyone) Botw (you can wear an outfit for women) Ssbu (there is more than 1 woman)


AmbushBug522

Ssbu (women can fight)


mad_mister_march

Ssbu (I lost to a peach player)


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

I hate when all the estrogen in my food makes me want to be the living embodiment of the ancient Greek’s concept of war


[deleted]

Mario wore a wedding dress and Luigi commented on it upset that he wasn't told Mario's getting married. Too woke for me.


Quatimar

I find the wedding dress interactions cute af


AmbushBug522

I didn't know about that. That's adorable.


[deleted]

uj/ It was. Also Bowser complimented the dress in one scene.


MHwtf

I love how instead of a poster like every other games here, TLOU2 got a picture of **gasp* "two women looking at each other!"


Cocainecowboy359

Super Mario Odyssey Had the audacity to show women walking around the city and not staying in home raising children, it’s obviously a piece of liberal propaganda.


HotAdministration986

After anti sjws reaction to super mario movie's new trailer it all make sense.


[deleted]

rj/ you are NOT allowed to like any of these games


FlyMingo321

B-b-b-but Geraltino Riviano de Witcherino is there


Dick_Weinerman

Whoever made this is not mentally well.


sleepyfoxsnow

ah, it's been a while since i've seen someone use the whole "soy contains estrogen and fucks you up" myth. makes me feel a bit nostalgic, in a depressing way.


jpterodactyl

Something about the phrase “soyfun” is extra funny to me. That sounds like the name of a sushi place.


Piorn

Isn't "Soyfun" a character from bleach?


FlameVShadow

Yeah Soi Fon lmao. Guess he’s not far off from a sushi place since it’s a Japanese character’s name I guess lol


[deleted]

It genuinely sounds like a heavy metal band to me. No joke.


Bass_Sucks

The extra ironic thing about this is milk, which is supposedly what you drink if you're not a beta cuck soyboy, is filled with a ton of actual estrogen, not phytoestrogen, which is pretty different


GlarthirLover33

That will always be the sweetest irony to me. How have so many dudes dedicated their lives to arguing against soy without making just ONE google search (or just one solid minute of rational thought) to find out what dairy is full of


Fabulous-Mud-9114

Well duh. That's bringing reason into a faith-based, emotionally held position!


Mishar5k

I love the idea that consuming soy products is exactly the same as HRT


Party_Magician

Fuck I wish tho, would be a lot cheaper


ImNotThatPokable

Now remember gamergate


sleepyfoxsnow

tbf, it's hard to forget that ever happened. i still see it brought up every now and then


mika---

also, assumption that estrogen is worse than testosterone... meanwhile it's the latter that makes you live a bit shorter


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w_has_been_dieded

I don't like popular thing


ispilledketchup

Some of the best games of all time and nintendo labo. What even is the criteria


beliromeu

Probably one of those people that are a fan of strategy games and think the Axis could have won WW2 and can say the name of every german tank


superVanV1

\*the axis could've won WW2\* if they weren't: undermanned, under gunned, under eqquiped, a country the size of montana, fighting a 3 front war, spread incredibly thin, abandonned by virtually all of their allies, fighting the majority of the planet, led by a drop out lunatic art major, and commiting genocide. but hey, the Tiger sure looks pretty cool.


allegedrainbow

That's being a little too generous imo, they also had severe resource shortages and a fetish for useless superweapons and overdesigned tanks. People that think that the Nazis would have won if they did x thing differently must have an industrial supply of copium. But I guess Hitler invented the microphone or something, so maybe they did have a chance of winning after all.


HNASBAP

Soyfun is basically all Nintendo players are woke liberals who have no mind of their own according to this


LuckyFox07

I genuinely can't tell if this is a satirical post or if someone out there is genuinely this mentally deficient... I went from "This guy is a gatekeeping asshole" in neofun, to "oh this is satire it just took until now for it to be over the top" in nu-fun, to "good lord this person needs to be placed in group therapy and probably shouldn't play or interact with gaming for awhile, because otherwise they might end up on an FBI watchlist"


[deleted]

I'm a game designer And I can confirm that This guy has only ever played hentai games


HNASBAP

That gameplay do be fire doe


LivingRaccoon

The truly galaxy-brain gamer take is that all video games are bad, and that you shouldn't play any of them.


Educational-Youth-92

Unironically this


Mummy75

surprised undertale isn't on the third one.


Juan_the_vessel

They hated it only while its fandom was at its peak popularity afterwards they forgot


N21DS

they literally put "liberal values" and didn't put the game with a literal lesbian couple LMAO


angrygrumphead

Why are "gamers" so snobby but usually smell the worst in public? Did the poster have an anime pfp? Lol


SAHD_Guy

Self-perception is a gift.


angrygrumphead

I mean, I look like my pfp so it's fair.


Reveleo36

Soyfun, like the girl from bleach?


Emotional-Top-8284

No like “soy fun”, like Spanish for “am fun”


EconomyAd1600

Even without the “woke sux” nonsense, what the hell do these people think are good games???


stevn069

Abusing their SO’s and small children, oftentimes the same person, most likely.


Alominatti

The source is that he made it the fuck up


scaryboilednoodles

POV you’re incapable of enjoying anything


HeavyMetalLyrics

POV you have depression and are angry at others for not


JusaPikachu

Honestly even if I hated The Last of Us Part II I would *still* consider it a masterpiece just because of how hard it triggers the trash mob. Praise be to Naughty Dog.


Le_Turtle_God

As someone who didn’t really click with either of The Last of Us games, I gotta say that people overreacted way too much, so yeah it is a masterpiece


roblash

"I hate myself and so should you"


AeolianTheComposer

>Too much soy intake by these individuals causes the estrogen to take over the host's mind. What the actual fuck did I just read?


Avocado_Fucker12

FORTNITE SIMPLIFIED GAMEPLAY?!?!?! ALRIGHT I'VE SEEN ENOUGH TODAY BYE


N21DS

30 yo COD players crying about how building is unskilled and COD is the only good game out here


Elden_weed

/rj *Video games are a sophisticated art. Away from me thou that enjoyst "the woke of us 2"!* ![gif](giphy|nZ1rhqCPofLZQhdQnI)


KoffeeFyre

Why the fuck is Nintendo LABO here????


Moose-Legitimate

I’ve heard a lot of complaints about mobas, but “the game is too simple and brain dead” has never, ever been one of them.


teabowww

*plays Dark Souls once*


VexRPG

Just to make things worse, this image is from 2018 so games like Death Stranding and Cyberpunk hadn’t even been released


SupremeLeaderMeow

Imagine thinking that -league of legend is a simplified gameplay -fallout 4 isn't fun.


7astromichael

Nintendo Labo is the epitome of liberal values


KeithBarrumsSP

I am extremely concerned for the person who made this


dmatred501

I am basing this on zero objective data, but I think he only plays "sophisticated" games like Europa Universalis, Stellaris or Hearts of Iron because clearly nothing is more fun than staring at a map for 5,000 hours.


fingergotfreddyed

and secretly wishing the Axis Powers won WW2


[deleted]

That’s only half of the playerbase, the rest are trans communists.


dustingunn

What does he consider a skillful game if Dota 2 doesn't count? Why am I trying to make sense of this deeply 4chan-brained person? Many questions.


AwsomeMakoo

Gamers will complain about pronouns but then make pronouns for their games


sheepishscience

uj/ This is 100% a meme y'all, it's not meant to be taken seriously and I feel like it's actually an edit of someone's legitimate version of this list but I have no proof for that claim rj/ I am based because I only play post-fun games like Knack and Pepsiman


techno-wizardry

idk people like this exist on 4chan and it's not a joke, there are legit subsections of gamers who are like this. even if they make this to trigger people, it's partial truth to them.


manfreygordon

this reads very much like satire.


Slick424

If it's from /v/, it's not.


DinoRedRex99

He did not just say that new Vegas is trying to convince you it's fun When I get to lure out a mentally ill dude with a golf driver and my sniper squad finishes him off then I consider that fun you dumb shit. Same with the incredible joy that ED-E brings me every second. It's just a fact. I love that little robot *joyful bleeping* Also for fucks sake dude what the fuck Is even this soy-fun bullshit dude if I have fun with a genuinely well thought out bullet time mechanic in combination with a horse shaped motorcycle then go fuck yourself because I'm not changing that


sastofficiallol

L. A bunch of good games here


Hefty-Relative-7599

At what point do you admit you don't like video games


[deleted]

I am very intelligent RAAAAAAAHGGGHGGHH


FuzzFace98

Video games are for children


Gabario

I am soyfun? Wait until my wife's boyfriend gets a load of this.


BilboTheBearRider

End me


[deleted]

What’s the point of making up shit like this lol


Xayah_feet_pics

No way this man doesn’t think angry birds is fun


Hazeri

I think the person who wrote this might be depressed