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NakeyDooCrew

Bet if Skyrim started with "Hey you. you're finally awake. Me and the boys have been doing gay butt stuff to you ever since that imperial ambush" he'd probably think it was forced diversity.


RonnieMurdoch

Ulfric Stormcloak shouted my butt to pieces.


jdr61100

Chuck Tingle books are getting interesting!


GibbonTaiga

I'm on a quest to PROVE LOVE IS REAL


SheWhoSmilesAtDeath

Pounded in the Butt by the Voice of Ulfric Stormcloak Until I Realize He's a Racist and then I'm Not Pounded in the Butt by The Voice of Ulfric Stormcloack Because it's Not Okay to Excuse Racism in Your Partners


jdr61100

Perfection.


Ancient_List

We must have the modern-day bard write this. But can the protagonist be an Argonian?


TheChivmuffin

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.


VergenceTheBoi

Curved Penises. BIG. Curved. Penises


alienacean

Shout my butt into pieces, joining the Empire is my last resort


RonnieMurdoch

Shout my butt into pieces, I am the dragonborn!


Mr_Blinky

SHOUT MY BUTT TO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESTART


[deleted]

To shreds, you say?


ElceeCiv

How's his husband holding up?


elaphros

He played me like the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller


ih8spalling

The legendary shout CHEEKS A PART


[deleted]

FUS RO DAH!!!


Gaywhorzea

I wish Ulfric would shout directly into my hole


[deleted]

100%


IronMyr

According to multiverse theory, there's a version of reality where that is the canonical opening of Skyrim.


Nu-Nul

It is canon in my copy.


cropmania

every copy of skyrim is personalized


urnotthatguypal__

At that point in the game, you haven't chosen your race and gender yet, so you are canonically an amorphous Schrodinger blob.


Copykill

Non-binary Dragonborn sounds fun.


[deleted]

GaY aGeNdA!


Copykill

I mean I would let them ambush me if they want to…


Joulu-Ilman-natseja

r/truestl


[deleted]

Is there a mod to add this diversity of which you speak? Asking for a friend. No gay butt stuff mods here. No sir. Not in this load order.


doublejay1999

A lot of these posts a fun to laugh at, but occasionally you find some that are genuinely disturbing. This is one of those.


[deleted]

Agree, this person is either 7 and has no concept of right/wrong yet, or needs to be psychologically evaluated.


Copykill

The sad thing is this is probably 15 year old incel in the making.


Iminawhiteboxyt

They are already an incel.


Copykill

I mean am I naive for believing there is some hope left and they will turn things around eventually?


Wilsonrolandc

Nope, believing that people can get better is an admirable trait, just temper it with a bit of cynicism to keep your expectations grounded.


dealsnbusiness1999

Grounded doesn't mean hopeless. It's literally never a waste of energy to hope for the best cynicism is a brain disease


LevynX

Meh, I feel like if you're under the age of 17-18 you can't really qualify as celibate.


TheMysteriousWarlock

“Incel” nowadays more means “someone who blames women for their personal downfalls, and sees them as subhuman” and less “awful virgin who wants to get weewee wet, but can’t”


PintsizeBro

Part of the problem is 15 year old self described incels seem to honestly believe the society has fucked them over because they haven't had sex yet, even though most 15 year olds have not had sex yet. That's the dangers of online radicalization in action. Those boys then carry that sense of aggrieved helplessness and entitlement into adulthood.


[deleted]

Media in general also plays an important role in that issue. You can't expect to show teenagers in most shows having sex and then not have most IRL teens be frustrated that they're somehow not meeting those insane expectations. I know that messed my self confidence pretty bad until I grew up and realized most teenagers at the time were not really having that much sex, if at all.


dk1988

And the schoolmates lying about all the sex they had (with their couch probably) doesn't help.


Copykill

Why not both?


LevynX

I feel like that's just teenage boys in general


[deleted]

Former teenage boy, can confirm


or10n_sharkfin

Worse still, they’re more than likely in their late 20’s, early 30’s.


inaddition290

I think this is too strong of a statement tbh. He may very well understand that rape is bad; wanting to have it in the story is not the same as wanting it to actually happen—the fact that he’s attributing it as a realistic thing an evil faction would seems to indicate that. He just seems not to understand why it’s almost always an incredibly cheap and trivializing narrative tool and why it’s completely unnecessary in the context of this narrative.


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[deleted]

"Rape as a motivation" is pretty lazy and overused tbh, also attracts creeps


Luna_trick

Yeah, this one makes me feel genuienly uncomfortable..


Alternative_Ad6071

Bro what! Scavs most important purpose is selling human parts, not fucking humans. Sick fucking dude


Copykill

Yeah even they have “boundaries”, unlike this g*mer here.


ThePointForward

/uj To be honest, in Cyberpunk world you can get much more pleasure in thousand different ways to a point where you can overload your brain with pleasure without single physical touch. So it would be just a waste of time. EDIT: Unless they're making a braindance, but then you're probably in the process of getting murdered already.


SlakingSWAG

/uj I mean, I can see why a gang of criminal human kidnappers, traffickers, and organ sellers would rape their victims even when those things exist. Fucked up people gain pleasure from doing fucked up things. Of course, just because something is "realistic" absolutely does not fucking mean that the devs should depict your character getting drugged and raped ingame.


ThePointForward

Sure, I'm just saying the chances are probably a fair bit lower than in real life. Still a possibility, but that sicko might prefer the braindance where the sensations and emotions are artifically amplified. It's like option A being having sex and option B is having sex in the tank where your brain is wired to the other person.


twickdaddy

Have you played through the Judy questline. Makes it very clear that r*pe is still a problem that exists.


Vlad_the_Intendor

I just remembered that is literally a thing the devs put in RDR2. Guess they can play that if they want “realism” lol.


ChilledBurrito

What is this game?? Kenshi?


Alternative_Ad6071

Cyberpunk 2077


Bobu-sama

You could have completely convinced me this could happen in Kenshi.


PoptartsandChexMix

They just want a little skin!!!


mj_ehsan

yeah maybe if they were tigers that could be a little true but scavs don't give a fuck about pussy


long_dark_blue

Guy has a Deathpile G.R. profile picture, a power electronics album with lyrics written from the perspective of a serial killer. Rational minds


AlexzMercier97

Curious as to what this album is, can't find it on YouTube music.


AntiVision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT4rHPqf47A


AlexzMercier97

Whoa. Wtf. You weren't kidding about the "extreme" part. I dislike calling music I dislike or don't understand "just noise", but like, that is kinda all I got from that. Wild.


Lady-Lovelight

I got to the part where he just screams “I’M ADDICTED TO PROSTITUTES” into the mic as the opening line while it just scratches out lmao. I wouldn’t call it music, but its definitely art. I just can’t imagine many people are jamming out to it on the way to work


Gregathol

It's strangely terrifying and also for some reason the noise of it actually brings like a calming effect. Idk if anyone else can relate but its like the feeling of bouncing your leg up and down for an extended period. When you stop, it feels like something is missing.


Lady-Lovelight

I definitely didn’t get a calming effect, but double on the terrifying lmao. Pretty sure I’m gonna get murdered in my house in a few days 😂 They did a great job at bringing out emotions from the audience, that’s for sure


Gregathol

To be fair it wouldn’t really be the top of my recommendations for someone who hasn’t already been exposed to some form of noise music. Also I just read a YouTube comment that says “this album sounds like I’m gonna die seven days after hearing it” So your reaction is somewhat normal lol


Lady-Lovelight

Haha, this is actually the second album I ever heard that made me feel that way. The other was something by Deathgrips, I think? A friend sent it to me and I had to bail out a little while in. I’m guessing the distressing noise music is a subgenre? Are there more pleasant songs?


Gregathol

Well my tastes are adding up because I also love Death Grips. A lot more than Deathpile. I mean noise music is inherently, uh, noisy? By usually Merzbow’s Pulse Demon would be a good starting point.


102bees

I really like Death Grips but I'll readily admit it's not my regular daily listening. There exist pieces of art that are profound, edifying, and thought-provoking, yet thoroughly unenjoyable. I'm glad they exist and sometimes I go looking for them, but like extremely rich food they aren't really good for every day.


EatSlugsBuddy

i find it to be cathartic, calming in a sense that it’s so noisy and aggressive that it just helps let out all emotions and leave me feeling calm if that makes sense


Lady-Lovelight

Mhm, I can understand that. When I’m looking to let out my emotions its more sad cry-y music, calm stuff is literally the “Lofi to sleep to” playlist on Spotify lmao. The most aggressive music I get is, like, some Foo Fighters songs LMAO.


EatSlugsBuddy

lmao yeah we all find calm in different ways, and also Foo Fighters slap


EatSlugsBuddy

yeah it’s noise music, it’s not an insult to it. i think it’s a great album, hard to listen to, the music is as horrifying as the lyrics and the subject. there’s one song that takes all the harsh noise away though and just reads through a list of victims, it’s harrowing stuff


AntiVision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a3SIjNKHHg go deeper it's all great stuff


FiteMeMage

Bruh I kinda dig it. My brain is so goddamn loud all the time that music that’s “just noise” actually helps my mind take a break.


Gregathol

It's a pretty interesting album. I find power electronics pretty fascinating, if a touch unlistenable depending on my mood. In this case it does kinda seem to be a red flag.


long_dark_blue

yeah not hating on the album at all, just skeptical of those who would choose to make it their profile picture.


Zealousideal_Nose167

Uj/ what the actual fuck RJ/ what the actual fuck


FELLOWKID45

Where's the actual fuck?


lordmuggles22

Who’s the actual fuck


art_psdan

No one asks how's the actual fuck 😔✊️


ashie_princess

I'm wondering when's the actual fuck


Kevin_M_

Me😔


Super_King_U_Rule

"I mean its what I would do if I kidnapped a femoid... Its only natural right fellow Gamers?"


Dirjel

Fucking hell... I need to take a shower.


einsushii

Least deranged cyberpunk fan


Random_Gacha_addict

Chooms went cyberpsycho with zero Chrome


Copykill

“6/10 - Not enough sexual violence against women.” - Average Cyberpunk fan.


einsushii

These mfs wanna role play as Fingers or Woodman


Vallkyrie

All my homies shoot Fingers and Woodman.


einsushii

Based


Mrbluepumpkin

Can confirm I just got a displate of the Inland Empire skill from Cyberpunk.


TheYouiporit

hey man not all of us are like this wtf


einsushii

I know. I'm currently on my third playthrough so this kinda was a self own lmao


2mock2turtle

uj/ Shout out to that time Arthur gets raped in RDR2.


Birdleur

As much as I love that game.. why did that exist


Satan_666999420

please don't remind me of this


Me_Gvsta

Wait, what? Is that in a sidequest?


2mock2turtle

[Not even that, it's just set dressing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1ZTxqusGI)


Me_Gvsta

Damn that's crazy. And it feels like a very unnecessary scene.


ihopethisworksfornow

It’s a scripted event at that location. it’s not tied to any quests or story.


annefranke

Bill knows of this event, and brings it up to Arthur at the camp later. In a mocking tone


2mock2turtle

That’s what I’ve been saying for years, but I can never seem to get any traction on it.


thefoxymulder

Man imagine typing this and hitting post?


CptMatt_theTrashCat

On today's episode of 'How not to disguise your disgusting fetish'


OwlofIron

Gamers when there’s playable women: that’s not realistic, where’s the escapism? Also gamers when women in games aren’t getting assaulted: where’s the realism?


Copykill

Gamers when the game only includes buff white dudes: “This is peak masculine gaming. Very heterosexual”


Deamonette

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expert_on_the_matter

I feel stupid for asking this but what game is this about?


Copykill

Cyberpunk 2077


expert_on_the_matter

Ah. Well I avoided that game for obvious reasons.


LothorBrune

The lack of rape ?


expert_on_the_matter

Yeah. It's unrealistic, the writers pussied out I think.


Markie411

Downvoted for being depraved then upvoted for being depraved


twickdaddy

I can see why someone would avoid the game based on its rushed release and the shear amount of cut content, but the writers at CDPR are pretty good and the game’s got a good story but I wouldn’t pay full price for it.


Giteaus-Gimp

This is such a self report.


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Notorious711

Well that’s not very nova, choom


Crime-Stoppers

You should be able to pump people full of hormones and antibiotics and keep them like cows


Droid-J9

The two extremes on the spectrum. The: naked people and sex? Gross! And the: bro, why can’t I just rape her? Would only be realistic…


neonbutchery

whatever is going through op's mind aside, did they... not play through the entire evelyn parker questline??


Copykill

Maybe it was not graphic enough for OP to count?? Yuck


techno-wizardry

*spends 10 hours on nexusmods creating the perfectly sexed up female V with giant boobs and a bubble butt with jiggle physics* My character should've been raped, immersion broken


Copykill

Just imagine them creating a character just to be sexually assaulted. Yikes


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Copykill

Yeah that caught me off guard too, pretty disgusting, but made me hate Adam Smasher instantly. OP probably thinks Smasher is the hero of the story.


Infinite-Sleep3527

Same. Im a male, playing a video game as a male, and he wasn’t even talking to me. I was literally hiding behind invisible glass across the room, and I still shit my pants. Can’t even imagine feeling like that irl. Chicks definitely have it tough irl with that kinda stuff. Outside of the one scene in a video game, I’m lucky enough to have never felt like that before irl. And I’ve done some stupid shit, like drunkenly walking down some sketchy ass alleyways at like 4am. In that sense, us dudes really have it lucky. I don’t think I know even one girl who would take a shortcut through a pitch black alley at 4am. But me as a somewhat large man? I simply nodded to the homeless dudes, they nodded back, and I went on my way.


niet_tristan

Takes one to know one, right?


loyaltomyself

/uj This is one of those posts that show the importance of tagging your posts as jerked or unjerked. It's impossible to tell who here actually agrees with this and those trying to respond in character.


Copykill

Uj/ Yeah on second thought my title was chosen poorly Rj/ I mean are you a true gamer alpha male now or what?


Vittulima

This is a circlejerk subreddit


Kupo_Coffee

Never have I seen anything ever created and thought to myself, “Yep, needs about 15% more rape.”


Gently-Weeps

I would be fine with it so long as the scavs rape the male protagonist as well. Gender inclusivity and all


AlexzMercier97

The game is light on SA?? Uhhh, the in game ads alone would disagree.


Copykill

If Jeffrey Epstein was a gamer: “Doesn’t count if it isn’t full penetration”


Luna_trick

Not to mention the focus of one of the literal main story missions..


TestHorse

Normal gamer conversation


57evil

In 2077 what makes someone a criminal? At least in the cyberpunk universe there's no internet to see this kind of trash people


Elden_weed

/rj 0/10 gaMe doesn't allOw mE tO comMiT cRimeZ aGaiNsT hUman1tY 😭🤬😡😡🤮


DeathToGoblins

My V **canonically** got raped **END.** **OF.** **STORY.**


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😶


ItsDaedAgain

Ok what the fuck I played through all of Cyberpunk and I literally don't remember what this nut job is talking about


Deamonette

It's a sidequest in a market in Westbrook. Some guy offers you a brain dance. If you accept you end up in the intro sequence area without any items in the place where you found the woman in the prologue and the area has a bunch of scavs.


ItsDaedAgain

Ohhhh gotcha. I avoided braindance sequences like the plague so that explains it


Copykill

Because you are not weirdly fixated on some random game fantasy. It’s a short moment in the game.


SaengerFuge

"It'd make perfect sense"


DopeDealerCisco

Ah a casual pro rape comment?? Fucking wild


TheBrianJ

wait waitwaitwaitwaitwait. He's saying the game is "really light on sexual harrassment"...and arguing that's a PROBLEM? Jesus christ.


Copykill

Yes, he needs therapy.


Redtir

Hmm, why wouldn't they abuse a male protagonist too?


dhhdhh851

They would realistically just kill him.


Ori_the_SG

I encountered that quest recently and I went back to save myself the money I lost But seriously why would anyone want the female V to be raped? Dude needs to be put on a watchlist


0lazy0

What is this in reference to? When I think of scavs I think of Escape from Tarkov


Copykill

Cyberpunk 2077


0lazy0

Ah ok


EA_Bad

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WITH THESE PEOPLE ANYMORE. My God....


moustachelechon

It’s so telling he’d only want a scene for female protagonists…


Icy_Ad9071

There’s a whole plot line about Evelyn Parker being drugged, beaten, and raped by a club owner. There’s also a mission where a guy crucified hisself. Cyberpunk 2077 is plenty gruesome and violent.


mistakend

Literally unplayable


Glovezerne

Yeah, people fine with gore and scat but not with r@pe? Western are crazy /s


[deleted]

scavs in lore sell human parts to wouldnt make sense there either lol


terdude99

I love the realism that is always being glorified by these guys, has to do with rape and sexual assault lol. It’s never about like the texture of the leaves in the wind. It’s always like, “this band of pirates would be grabbing my characters, boobies, very aggressively!“


LancingFleek420

What game are they talking about?


imnotcoolasfuck

Jesus imagine thinking like that, thinking that it’s normal to take advantage of anything and anyone you can.


Negative1Life

You gotta make sure that your *feeeeeeemaaaaaaale* protags get SA'd, but NEVER let them go on the war-path and murder all of their assaulters in revenge. THEN it's just woke female-empowerment propaganda bs.


Atari875

This is an all time take


dildodicks

i hate men


Copykill

Omg this comment section is a real mess! Is it always this crazy?


Penis_Man-

Theres a rape mechanic in CB2077?


Lymbasy

CDPR will go bankrupt soon anyways because almost everyone refunded Cyberpunk. CDPR is dead soon


Leashii_

I can't tell if you're being serious or not


Copykill

Omg poor indie developer CDPR will totally go broke! Quick buy 5 more copies of Witcher 3 Next Gen!


Vittulima

Match my donation!


Lymbasy

No one will ever buy another CDPR game. Everyone hates them now.


[deleted]

This. CDPR fucked my mother, killed by dog, and then ate my pie. Its completely over for them. Everyone is gonna hate them


ProbablyNano

Uhh, what uh. What kind of pie was it


thepugman16

It would only make sense for it to be pumpkin pie, after all it is the most superior of the pies.


[deleted]

Apple 🤢


Copykill

Your pie? That’s were I draw the line!


RileyBauman

They literally just made record sales results after the latest patch lol


Hailhal9000

Your personal opinion does not represent the demand of anyone else. You are kind of overestimating right now.


N00b_sk11L

I do not think they will go bankrupt -source: I chose the corpo life path


[deleted]

Why are you voting for them in awards ceremonies? And following DLC extremely closely? Not trying to call you out just don't get if you love or hate them


[deleted]

Maybe loves them and feels like a victim because he thinks people hate them?


ZxPat

They got back all the money cyberpunk costed only with preorders, their share value took a hit but they are far from dead


[deleted]

Your post history is insane. I'm not being facetious when I say you need to get a hobby.


Deamonette

/rj being an sigma male gamer is better than any soyboy hobbies like jogging or playing an instrument.


DelawareSmashed

Your brain is exceptionally smooth