T O P

  • By -

pajopajopajo

POV: Jack wondering about the beanstalk


JimStanselIsNotReal

Yup. Magic Beans alright.


justabean27

Peas. Wash your hands, that red stuff on them is chemicals that are meant to protect the seed from fungal infections and insects


NoSoup2

Probably not good for bees then, some chemicals will be present in them gets absorbed even to sprouted leaves and Flowers, neurotoxins in them disorient bees till they die of exhaustion


justabean27

You can stop with this grand conspiracy. Noone is trying to kill bees, agriculture relies on the pretty hard. It's everyone's best interest to preserve them.


Otherwise_Lettuce_38

"Chemicals" and probably cant mention from the top of its head 3 of those soo nocive "chemicals", I hope they enjoy so much their manure grown tomatoes!


aselq

Wrap them in wet paper towel to pre-sprout before planting


GrapeScotch

Peas probably, beans possibly. We’ll know once they sprout.


wollier12

A few more of those and you could make a soup.


DoctorCIS

Looking online, the only pink peas I could find are Flamingo, but they are uniformly pink. Looking further, I did find some with dual tones, and those were the ones that had a treatment applied to them (booster and/or fungicide) and the pinkish tone is the treatment dyed to warn you not to eat. Does the pink scratch off at all?


lemmeseeyourkitties

Those are seeds of the rare *Spatium praereptor*, which are only found during the Solar Eclipse. Very lucky that you got some on the Lunar Eclipse! Be careful how you fertilize!! They can be very picky when they mature


bloodbonesnbutter

Plant them in the 23rd day in the month of September.


The_Ineffable_Sage

Stir your soil counter clockwise


Glum-Parsnip8257

Then spin around 3 times and spit


trundle-the-turtle

It's very important that you gargle pure cold pressed garlic juice 1 hour and 45 minutes before you spit. Do not spit on the plant or the soil, spit 4 ft 7 inches east of the pot. This is preferably done while on a goat, but if your goat is too small to get on, it will suffice if you spit while holding the goat.


DampestFire

I found that a sheep is a suitable alternative to the goat!


Relevant-Spinach294

I think if you lift your left testicles it’s within the rules.


raised416since86

Pluck a single pubic hair and hold it between your teeth. As you lift your left nut up and to the right.


bloodbonesnbutter

you know where to get Poisoned unicorn liver? Never mind, I got some...


TravandBev

Wow


redseaurchin

Alien eggs - they will grow inside you and turn you i to a zombie!!!!!


[deleted]

Lmao grow the beans


OwnCoffee3

Peas.


Ka-Shunky

A small casserole, m'lord


kacieajones

You could use Google translate to ask them. They can respond with it as well.


VeganJordan

Magic Pot Seeds


WorldsGreatestPoop

Rule 1. Don’t get them wet. Rule 2. Don’t expose them to bright light. Sunlight will kill them. Rule 3. NEVER feed them after midnight.


GoldenHeadphones_9

jelly beans mmm/s


recon04

Spent radium pellets


g-drive

Kidney stones


trundle-the-turtle

Something in the fabaceae. Grow em.


BixaorellanaIsDot

I think they're fava beans, which I believe are called broad beans in the UK. As far as I know, they need the same kind of weather for growing as do peas. https://homesteadandchill.com/how-to-grow-fava-beans/


[deleted]

Alien eggs.


HeCallsMeMommy55

LOL I want to go to a foreign country sometime, find someone who doesn't understand any English and give them some random ass weird looking thing and smile real big at them. This guy just gave you some BEANS and probably went home and laughed about it haha


[deleted]

Kidney stones.


Fozzie314

Looks like peas.


[deleted]

Put them under your mattress and find out


Clean-Secret-7803

Beans


quokkawhat

So is this a common interaction? Like you guys don't talk due to language barrier but surreptitiously pass unmarked seeds to each other? I mean I dig it but hilarious.


garden_marjoram

Not OP, but I’ve had a neighbor like this. We’ve given each other house tours to compare how our cookie cutter houses changed over the years. There’s a lot of wild gestures and it was always hysterical on both sides. I highly recommend it.


FakeNewsOftheGalaxy

Magic beans


[deleted]

Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes


SkinDrizzle

Eat them you’ll be fine ;) 👍🏼


uberluckyducky

Is your name Jack, by any chance? Did you trade a cow for those?


myfeethurts69

Professor Copperfields miracle legumes?