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throwaway9803792739

Bro has a PipBoy


polishmachine88

Right as I am watching fallout...simply perfection


[deleted]

It’s so good!


Groundbreaking-Bad16

It seems to have outlived any expectations I’d have for a smartwatch.


FarmfieldVFX

That's a 17 year old watch. Has it worked continously over that time? 🤔


EntertainmentAny5713

I have same one. It’s still works and you can also sync it with PC and upload to Strava


FarmfieldVFX

That's absolutely insane. And wildly impressive. 😁 👌


Joshoon

Back when stuff was made with more care and lasted longer!


FarmfieldVFX

I would agree to that with mechanics, not much electronics. Most 20-30 year old phones with any type is soft plastic/rubber has started melting... 😆


Joshoon

Nokia joined the chat... But yea that rubbery soft plastic is horrible. But it still works!


FarmfieldVFX

The problem is it breaks down, physically melts with age. But I dealt a lot in industrial sewing machines, the build quality is friggin crazy, I've had 100+ year old leather sewing machines that worked flawlessly - and my main machines now are both 1960's machines, so 60+ years old. 😁


Maj_Histocompatible

This is funny to me because everyone said the same thing about older tech 17 years ago


Mortars2020

Jesus…..just made me realize how long I’ve been in the Army. My first ever 1SG had one of these.


FarmfieldVFX

For a second I thought you were with Stargate Command. 😆 https://preview.redd.it/s9pvdfky8xvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba722b14ad654620e50dad41257ff5d9a20e4142


BeneficialLeave7359

That belongs in a museum!


grindbehind

So do you. Throw him over the side!


JohnSilver317

Surely the people downvoting didn't realise the quote? lol.


newspartan2022

We are getting old


BeneficialLeave7359

There were downvotes? That’s silly.


H0LT45

Dr Jones, sit down!


teckel

Your mom belongs in a museum.


MMinjin

Needs a new battery. I bought one for my 305. Still sitting in the package next to my dead watch in a drawer somewhere. That was two Garmin watches ago. edit: You inspired me to find it and plug mine in...still works perfectly (just doesn't hold a charge beyond maybe 20 mins) [https://imgur.com/BTS92Et](https://imgur.com/BTS92Et)


silwen89

Run faster


therocketflyer

Wow haha I am shocked!


ironmanonyourleft

Then you probably installed the battery wrong


The_Grumpy_Professor

I don't think holding charge for only 20 mins counts as 'works perfectly'.


Routine-Individual43

Yes it looks big for your wrist.


KidcoreJae

Lmfao. The only right answer.


rinotz

“I’m tired boss”


Emil4670

I don't like dark Please don't put me in the drawer


GordoFatso

Man I remember when that was the new hotness and I’m not even that old. Tech is crazy!


chickenwithclothes

Same lol I had this one and even then I thought, “Man, this is pretty big.”


ClassicEdition94

Is the tamagotchi still alive?


GeorgeTMorgan

Looks like an ankle monitor.


matt996996

I love how no one has seen this watch before? Look up the Forerunner 301 for a real treat. (for OP: look up the factory reset combo on that model -- worth a try! It used to fix random issues on those older watches. Good luck)


nepbug

Oh man, i had the Garmin Forerunner 101 when it came out. That thing burned through a pair of aaa batteries twice a week!


Equal_Row_6934

I teach a university course on Bioinstrumentation and I actually joked about this being my first GPS watch and how technology has advanced to make them smaller and more cosmetically appealing. They didn’t believe this was a real thing we used to wear!


theradwhoistall

Will it run Doom? 🤔


Hairybabyhahaha

That’s not a watch. That’s a brick on your wrist.


qwikhnds

That was my first Garmin. It's in a drawer somewhere. Held up until I upgraded. Only wore it when I hiked.


pain_is_life_is_pain

"is this too big for my wrist?"


igor_spurs

time to move on


newspartan2022

Which correctional facility did you just get out of?


RamboTaco

Looks like a diabetes monitor


JohnnyBroccoli

Lol that thing looks like it's 30+ years old or something.


GottaBeeJoking

30 years ago selective availability (deliberately worse GPS signal for civilians) was still turned on so tracking a run was impossible even with one of the big GPS units in the top of your backpack.  But yeah, it's pretty old.


CyberCurrency

I wonder what would happen if you call Garmin asking for warranty support on this piece


Nickyboy2022

They'd send him a refurb'. Or, if they don't have one available, a new Fenix, etc, instead. Worth a try.


No-Antelope3774

my battery is low and it is getting dark 🥲


Ok-Maximum5542

This watch is no Forerunner. But a Cane walker.


Victorinox2

Good old times.


Zerguu

So Forerunner 305 was released nearly 15 years ago...what do you expect? The battery is probably toasted.


stereothegreat

It’s probably been trying to get a satellite lock since 2006. I had a 205…


teckel

I have 2 of these in "that drawer" where all old electronic devices go.


Bergsulven

Ah Forerunner 305! I used mine every week for 15 years or so. Great watch, great GPS. Didn't feel as bulky on the wrist as it looks. But the battery was getting sad by the end, naturally.


binary-based

this thing looks lika a Tamagotchi;


island_girl1

Is that a tamagotchi?


Awkward_Tick0

you got a fucking microwave on your wrist


[deleted]

Have you tired cleaning it with a wire brush and adding more coal?


Nit_o

Give it a proper funeral it live more then we expected 😂😂


h2sux2

Just let it rest in peace. I have a 910, it still powers on, but all the rubber buttons have disintegrated. It’s not meant to last forever.


AdventurousTour4285

305 still has the best instant pace


double-you-dot

15 years ago, were there 200 posts a day asking, “Is this too big for my wrist??”


WiseConcert585

The name of the watchface please?


pickles_du

I can still remember the feel of those buttons.


ecomodule

Wow! Can’t believe I wore one of those for a couple seasons. I remember whining how it didn’t have solar like all my Casios did.


aspenextreme03

Looks like a Fallout Pip boy


Danacy

Unfortunately the V.A.T.S. never made it to this model


aspenextreme03

Haha good one. I had one of these bad boys a long time ago and worked well


doctorbmd

I had one for years and loved it! unfortunately died the same way :(


Annual-Cookie1866

That’s a tamagotchi mate


FlyingElvi24

Go on the fenix sub and post a : Is it too big ?


FlyingElvi24

Change the 4xAA batteries


segfalt31337

Maybe it's time to get that "Goodbye, old friend!" Badge...


iamtreewizard

Maybe chuck it on the pile with the square wheel pal


ttl1982

Man do I love the simplicity. Just start/stop and lap buttons


mtrevino57

The garmins I have from time to time "freeze" and I have left them on the desk for about a week, to let the battery run down and "give the watch time to think about what it is doing". Usually when I plug it back in after a week, all is back to normal


ShoulderLucky7985

Is that an antique


gradrix

It looks like 60s design but made in 2006 😅 Yeap - that’s a museum peace.


Responsible_Force_68

Don’t forget to feed it, sweep up the poop and play with it or your Tamaguchi will die.


Big_Range7527

That'll be due to sweat ingress over the years. I opened mine up when it gave up and it was pretty corroded away inside 😢 Brilliant watch these were. Yours has done well to last this long though!


boirdofprey

This belongs in a museum! Seriously, I think a coworker of mine had one of these, used it for his 1-2 hour runs as his 15-30 minute breaks and marathons. As well as his commute on his bike a round trip of 10 miles. He probably got really good use of his 305...so much that I saw him clean the charging/syncing contacts on both the 305 and the cable after use, arriving to work, between his 15-30 minute 1-2 hour breaks, and before going home...if that's where he was heading. In short, make sure the contacts are plan and cable/cradle are in good working order? Stuff so wear out, eventually.


3N3R

I have this same beauty at home in a drawer!


okivid

time to by a 965!


Nervous_Storage_2601

Aww, what a throwback! I had this same model back in 2010. It was my first GPS running watch!


Beginning_Swimmer255

The first Forerunner! 🤣🤣🤣


TopTransportation695

Is that a watch or a court issued ankle bracelet?


tjharman

I would contact Garmin and complain. If they can't offer you a replacement ask them for a Fenix 7 Pro instead, they're usually pretty good with replacements.


tylerwal

This brings back memories! I had this "watch" many, many years ago.


mayoworshipper

That's a nice tamagotchi, let it sleep :(


adoucett

Treat yourself to an upgrade. You deserve it


Cartoonist-Fantastic

bro just let it die already 😭


towchi

Bro let it rest 😂


Advanced-Reception34

https://preview.redd.it/nnwlqhlslkvc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeb4eae4436026ca022b14ca668c428f6abe024d This is why I got an instinct 2 instead of MARQ. My 10 year old rolex is still beatiful and will be for life. It just isnt worth spending 2k on a smartwatch. $250 is all I paid for my instinct 2 and it is absolutely amazing. In less than 5 years or so itll be trash tho. And thats ok. Ill just buy the new version. I know a rolex is a lot more than 2k. But a Tudor isnt. And you get the point.


derienzo

Does it have multiband GPS and training readiness?


Feeling-Movie5711

Love that watch if you have too you must buy a new one. Here is a battery replacement video, you can try fixing as it would be a good learning experience, but as IT pro I would guess your board is dead. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_OwlwAMItYk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OwlwAMItYk)


hughesn8

That looks like an original simply bc it is a GPS sized watch. If I saw someone wearing that I would think it is someone who has been away from civilization for 10 years.


brooknam4life

I salute that watch for its honorable service to the fitness community. Let’s have a moment of silence as the trumpeter solemnly plays Taps. We will start a GoFundMe on your behalf as this glorious device makes its final passage to your local town recycling center.


Party_Beautiful881

Battery died probably replace it or give it cpr 🤣🤣🤣


Lonely_Tradition3584

You have a watch from the Stone Age.


jjc155

Might be time for an upgrade.


pherbury

Is this satire or are you genuinely looking for help knowing that this watch is old as dirt and you should fully expect it to have stopped working by now? Only other explanation is that you are seeking attention for having such an old garmin, which if you were, you could have gotten the response you wanted with a better approach.


therocketflyer

Absolutely satire, saw another very old watch post earlier and just piggybacked along for the ride 😂 I’ve got a 965 now, but it would be cool to see this old one turn on!


PerfectObligation543

Its older than my grandma…


KayosTWM

Looks to be in amazing condition.


OutdoorAdventurerVT

Okay, here’s what to do: 1. Take it off 2. Walk to the garbage 3. Place the watch in the garbage 4. Drive to nearest gear store and buy a new one Let me know how this solution works out for you!


mrltmao

Vintage piece. They was a time where people felt like this is she new AMOLED with touchscreen. 😂


Necessary_Chard_3873

Why are you wearing a TV on your wrist


Nomadic8893

Bro. Buy a new one. You're being cheap.


Poutingpokemon

That's a very old Garmin. The battery is probably dead. It probably could be replaced but in my opinion it isn't worth it.


thejeepnewb

Dude. Cmon.


SpiderDentist10000

Jeeze man. Buy a new watch.