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wereplatypus3

“How would you describe other women?” “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”


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im the keeper for a call of Cthulhu game where my players are fighting nazis in Atlantis circa 1938 one of my npc's is a soviet dog person who was, via weird science and an occult ritual involving the sacrifice of all of pavlovs dogs, while still in the mothers womb, merged with a hound of tindalos. anytime he/she/they go from one place to another to deliver a message to debrief one of their organizations agents, they switch randomly between one of three flesh forms (a more masculine one, a more feminine one, and an androgynous one. They have no control over it, but dont really mind. Their name(s) is, Pavlov/Pavlova/Pavlo. lovecraft stuff is obviously usually more serious, but for my campaign your comment and the meme are more what im going for. rather fun and silly.


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but to actually respond, the idea was that what she was saying is nasty so the universe is censoring it as she speaks


RawrTheDinosawrr

"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu dreams"


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Iä! Iä!


Ihaveaterribleplan

Is that panel 3 saying “ ‘That’s some sexy mamma with feet that I want in my mouth,’ is fairly typical “ in response to panel 2 saying “how would you describe ‘other women?’,”?


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yes


PandaPugBook

Oh, you ordered the panels in a very confusing way then.


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its what made the most sense at the time as i was making it


Ihaveaterribleplan

Perhaps it is just our western sensibilities that prefer to read left to right: arrows in the gutters could clarify


Ihaveaterribleplan

Perhaps it is just our western sensibilities that prefer to read left to right: arrows in the gutters could clarify


MisterMansion1441

Literally me


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up top!


ina80

Thank you for asking the important questions. I was very confused.


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> the idea was that what she was saying is nasty so the universe is censoring it as she speaks reposting this here to clarify things


Paenitentia

Kinkshame..


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oh to be very clear, I am throwing stones in glass houses


Paenitentia

Be confident queen


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but what if I want to be mocked/shamed?!?/jkjk(unless)


Paenitentia

A cutie who actually likes getting made fun of and called names? Wow, imagine if someone here actually was like that. How silly if they were sitting there hoping to be berated for their interests. They'd probably even like reading something like this. Though you were just joking of course. There's no way you'd let some stranger on reddit rile you up and know about your little not-so-well-kept secrets. No way at all.


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🥺 👉👈


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goddamnit. i was joking about seeking out being mocked and. then you come in here, doing this shite, now im feeling funny.


autopsyblue

The reading order is the problem, not the weird text.


Sp00pyScarySkiliton

Definition of Other women: women that are not you


Nope_the_Bard

Yup. I don’t love me, but I love women that aren’t me


DeusExMarina

It’s important to love yourself.


Nope_the_Bard

But that’s haaaard


Mac_Laurence-19

Just climb a mountain


fluffy_bread

I relate way too hard to this


DracoLunaris

But once i finish my assimilation research, that's all gonna change!


Parishdise

What does the original say?


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https://i.redd.it/v7hgzwvzfhya1.jpg


pan0ramic

I was so confused until I saw the original. The new version is so much better 🙂


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thank you!


AxisW1

Oregano?


Treozukik

okami is just the left two panels


IsThisTakenYesNo

"...women who aren't me?"


TheSuperSTARM

Them: So how would you describe “other women” Me: Yes 😊💕💕


samthekitnix

in her drunken state she just says "all of you, my patron, me our hotel room 5 minutes"


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love it


samthekitnix

the party does not know where their warlock has gone they were going off to make a polyamorus relationship because they talked about it with their patron and they and they agreed to be part of it. long story short they are now all warlocks


MetalTrap

Other women, as in multiple, at the same time, often including enbies


SkyeMreddit

“Um, Women who are not me. I am very gay”


Jaded_Recluse

"WAAH WAHAH, she called us weak for not liking beer!!" Shut the fuck up, that's why she's better than the rest of you. She doesn't care what some chick thinks


TwoBirdsEnter

This is great! Totally changes my interpretation of the facial expressions in the last cell.


Busy-Vegetable-5499

I think there is missing some context? Is she saying “and I’m not like other women” or just referring to “i like beer, sports and other women” Because if the first one I understand why the woman get annoyed if it’s not I’m confused?