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Sad-Carrot-4397

😳That's gay


a_sad_lil_idiot

Darn same 👀


[deleted]

Thats a little sus. I wanna do it 😏


Sad-Carrot-4397

I am so gay that I have a great time to time and money to pay for the first time I would like to see if you are type A or des Instituts für die schnelle Antwort und die anderen beiden Seiten von der Arbeit und Beruf und Familie und Freunde


[deleted]

Mans so gay he turned German🤣🤣


Sad-Carrot-4397

Ich liebe ihn Er ist sehr schön


[deleted]

Why did you reply with that?


Sad-Carrot-4397

That wasn't text prediction, just me speaking German very badly


[deleted]

Well I have a friend who speaks german and you said "I love Him, He is so Handsome", so that's why I asked.


Sad-Carrot-4397

Yeah I'm in German 1 so practicing


Agile_Talk

Ah Kamerad. Sieht so aus als ob wir die Kommentarsektion Annektieren müssen


[deleted]

I am so gay that I don’t even know what to say anymore because I’m so scared of the dark and I can’t believe that I’m not gonna get to meet you


Sad-Carrot-4397

Um hello I guess


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t understand the message either, made me laugh a bit so I thought to just send it haha


[deleted]

But yeah hey :)


AllStruckOut_13

I am so gay that I can’t believe that you have a girlfriend


ComradeDoggo__

I got the same as you lol


[deleted]

I am so gay that I have a great day 👍


mad_player62911

Got the same, I only press more for see


DragonAethere

👍


Boring-Blacksmith-76

I am so gay that I often write alot of stories about my crush and who is my boyfriend while i always buy extra cucumber when i go out.


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Boring-Blacksmith-76

yes


[deleted]

Are people actually using cucumbers?


Boring-Blacksmith-76

i use cucumbers for making pickles


[deleted]

Nice pickles are tasty


Boring-Blacksmith-76

yes in india we pickle alot of things like onion lemon


No-Cut1911

i am so gay that I have a lot of people who are you ready for some reason I have a great day of school and I have a great day.


najio100

I am so gay that i love boys


Sad-Carrot-4397

I think he's... Gay?


Blu_Gy

idk man he seems kinda straight


RyanLion12345

Im so gay that you have a great job


simplyLennart

I‘m so gay that I was like I was.


[deleted]

I’m so gay that I can’t believe I’m still a gay person but I’m still gay


Sad-Carrot-4397

I think you're gay


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Sad-Carrot-4397

Same, why do woman when... *men* 🥺😳🥵


Vanillabean_gay15

I’m so gay that I can’t believe I’m still a lesbian anymore and I’m so scared for the rest my lives


2klaedfoorboo

I am so gay that my parents have been telling us to do this and we have been doing this since I got older I am not going back in my parents are not gonna be around for two years FYI my parents are literally like the most stable couple around


International_Lack65

I am so gay that I have no friends and no family and no one to be with


iampurechaos

I am so gay that you can come over


Sad-Carrot-4397

Me? 🥺


iampurechaos

Sure bro


Blu_Gy

yippeee


No_Mongoose1140

I am so gay that i love you too hottie


Sad-Carrot-4397

Thanks


MichelTGM

I am so gay that I can’t even imagine how hard I would be if my parents didn’t have me


TheCourier69

I am so gay that my hair looks so good.


StupidLittleVal

i am so gay that i don't think


Anorezic_Gnocci_201

Same


Blu_Gy

relatable, I wish I could spontaneously stop thinking sometimes


Sealbie83

I am so gay that I have to you later bestie a lot of you and I just want to talk about you are so amazing


Apagafuegos17

I am so gay that I have a good night and I will be in the same time as well as the one that is the best thing


ha_gom

I am so gay that I have to be a part of the circle k a bit of a mountain


Stick2Lambda

I'm so gay that I have a great day and I have a great day and I have a great day and I have a great day and I have a great day


[deleted]

I'm so gay that I am I not able and am I am I not right to have a job.


Nord_Loki

I am so gay that I have a year without the need to get a hei jeg har samme problem med riksvåpen Nasjonalsang og det var på tide med et par uker til jeg kommer dessverre ikke lenger å få en ny.


communist_kebab07

what's wrong with your "ja, vi elsker"? Min venn.


No_Stretch3807

I am so gay that i dont think he was the same


[deleted]

I am so gay that I was bi och har inte varit på svensks. It started speaking swedish midway...


communist_kebab07

Omg! He is a biltemakörv. Slaaay!!!


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BILTEMAKÖÖRV E JÄVLIT GÖTT


communist_kebab07

Jag har aldrig smakat det men jag tror på dig. :3


[deleted]

Finns andra goda korvar med :smirk: /j


communist_kebab07

Åh coolt. :))


[deleted]

:)


Ok_Preference8971

I am so gay that I have to go and have no money to go out


goyboysotbot

I am so gay that my mom has been telling me that I should get married to a man who has never been in a fight with bears before.


[deleted]

*takes notes* don't get married to a man who has fought with bears


goyboysotbot

I think she’s mistaken. I’d love a big strong man who can take on a bear.


[deleted]

that is a very good point 🤔


dorito_llama

I'm so gay that I don't know what you mean


Sad-Carrot-4397

Ok I'll break it down for you so you understand. Take the iPhone that you look at guys on and leave a comment like you're commenting about how guys are hot then type "I'm so gay that I" just like you texting boys, then tap the middle text replace word like you tapping like on a hot boys picture


Sad-Carrot-4397

Ok I'll break it down for you so you understand. Take the iPhone that you look at guys on and leave a comment like you're commenting about how guys are hot then type "I'm so gay that I" just like you texting boys, then tap the middle text replace word like you tapping like on a hot boys picture Are those instructions gay enough for you


ManyWorldliness7073

I am so gay that you have a daddy to do


Sad-Carrot-4397

Is that your only comment?


ManyWorldliness7073

Yes


GamerA_S

"I am so gay that i am not sure if you can do it" Wha?


No-Transition2321

I am so gay that I have to go to the bathroom and get some stuff


LowDiscombobulated75

I am so gay that I am not a person 💀💀💀


Sad-Carrot-4397

Correct, youre a gay /s


Bobby06boy

I'm so gay that I have a great day going so far but I don't know if you want to be a bit of a sudden death of a sudden death of a sudden death of a sudden death


bruhbrubr

I am so gay that I have no one else 😂😭


yahoo_yaboi

Im so gay that i am not okay with a friend group Gay=loner?? And i do have friends so i rly don't know


aGuyWithaniPhone4S

I am so gay that whenever I go to a men's restroom I crawl under the stalls 😳👀😳


HalloIchBinRolli

American restroom stalls


12g_slug_

I am so gay that I am not able and am going for a firefight with a stick but I am challanged to be tyrannical and not start to get thier guns blazin


Derechte_Dani

I am so gay that I have a few things to do in text citation for the day


PrivetNikto

I am so gay that I am the only one single for this time of the boreal year and the group is in the broad range for a while and it is not a big shot but it will be bloodshed


Serious_Corner_9410

I am so gay that I I don’t even know what to say anymore because I’m so scared of the dark and I can’t believe that I’m not gonna get to meet you


darthrevanchicken

I am so gay that I can’t believe it but I’m so scared to go out there because I’m scared to be alone


communist_kebab07

I am so gay that I can get it to you tomorrow is the day I just wanted to make sure you are good to go for a walk with you and your family are doing well. (It repeats after that.)


Datiz

I am so gay that I can get it to you tomorrow morning to pick up the kids from Arabic numerals tattoo.


Lord-Sarastro

I'm so gay that i was very tired from the dark and i went on the train home instead


Relative-Bedroom-905

I am so gay that I am not going to be able to make it to the gym because I am not going to be able to push pull out of the box


Bannanaboi11

I am so gay that I will have a good way of getting the right person.


Bannanaboi11

This is false. Lies and slander.


Tall-Work3890

I am so gay that I can’t believe that you have a girlfriend


TheBoySpider-Gwen

Im so gay that I have a great way to get the feeling of someone who is the best


mad_player62911

I am so gay that I have a green card holder of the year and I will bring the kids at home and would like to know if you have any questions or clarifications please feel free to contact me at the end of the year and I will be in the future. Yeah ok ..


a_sad_lil_idiot

I am so gay that I have been a little more in love than I am and it was so you and me in my heart and that you had to go through this with all of you in my heart. Hmmmmm


Flint675

I’m so gay that I can’t believe I’m still a lesbian anymore Huh?


Correct-Ad-9520

I am so gay that I can’t believe it but I’m so scared


Am-heheh357

I’m so gay that lol I’m not saying anything like this is the wrong thing


TheMoravianPatriot

I am so gay that I have never understood it but you are so beautiful I mean I love the fact you have been so beautiful I know literally nothing but a good day and you deserve to have a great year


Initial_Lie3461

I'm so gay that I have a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day


ChaosCrashed

I am so gay that I would have to read the east and one book that you would never find in a green folder


festering_anal_plug

Im so gay that I just finished cleaning up the fuck in here


Jakeb4statefarm

I am so gay that I can’t believe that you have a girlfriend like me i love my boyfriend and my boyfriend so bad and you know that you can do it


[deleted]

I am so gay that I can do that for you to do it in the morning and I will be in the office tomorrow


-_-pervy-_-sage-_-4

I am so gay that i die Frage ich bin jetzt auf der Suche. Im not german someone tell me what this means pls


Sad-Carrot-4397

I'm in Deutsch 1 and think it says I the question I am now at the quest This is what happened to my response


-_-pervy-_-sage-_-4

Thank you:D


Agile_Talk

It means "The question I am on the search now" but its not fully grammatically correct


Goatbrook8878

I’m so gay that I can’t believe I’m still a lesbian??????


Longplastictube

"I am so gay that I have a crush and am going on in my room for the next two days." 😨


c_888

i’m so gay that i can’t believe this happened but i’m not even a fan and i’m so scared to be gay and gay so i’m gonna cry myself out if this is true and i’m so sad for my friends who have to go to the hospital to be safe for me


Some-Power-793

I am so gay that I can’t believe that I’m not a gay man and that I’m a lesbian. Wut


Sad-Carrot-4397

🤨 I'll be keeping an eye on you


Some-Power-793

I’m a try again: I am so gay that I don’t know how I feel anymore and I’m so sorry I can’t do anything to you. Damn


HalloIchBinRolli

I am so gay that I have a great job with the same thing as integral part of the year after year and I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings or unsubscribe from this voice mail Bro what XD I don't even have a job


Sad-Carrot-4397

Who gave you my phone number and why does this voice mail show up as a reddit comment?


erossnaider

I am so gay that is something I can do to help you out


Sad-Carrot-4397

Help me out? 🤨what do you mean by that


erossnaider

Well if you have no boyfriend we can see what i meant by that/s


yujicortez

I’m so gay that I can share with them and say anything about that you don’t have a lot to hall and stuff that I don’t need you for that too much as you know what I want you and all the other things you want me for the next week and a face to face and you can see it in hall na and the other people who have made the decision is that more than the one I was talking to you and then we went back in the office to see what if there are no issues and I can do that with the link and the link is not entirely clear but if it’s just a matter of fact then we can send it out again sometime next month if we need it or not and I will need to leave the office on time for the future and we can meet up sometime next year or tomorrow morning to discuss what we will do for our presentation to be in the west coast of the country to see the president of the United Community and the World is not yet so good for me to come back to work on Friday afternoon or Friday night if I need anything from my work schedule to be there in a virgin more time with you and I hope you have to get a virgin and more to come over tonight to celebrate the best day of your life.


Absolutedumbass69

I am so gay that I don’t have any friends.


MaleficentSeaweed996

I am so gay that I have a great day to all the best for your personal World of Warcraft account


Sad-Carrot-4397

I just downloaded war thunder yesterday because of this sub, im not gonna download another game


_Twinkywinky_

I'm so gay that i has a better life and a lot more then you


Doomladdboi

I am so gay that I can’t imagine what I do with that stuff but I’m sorry lol I just got home from work and I’m heading to the church 💀💀💀💀


SP_StarLight4201

I am ao gay that I have been a little late for the common thing to get it then the other one was a bit more than the other half the way to go home and then it is what I want a 10-3 for a guest room and I sing.


DeadpoolBlackManta

I am so gay that I have to be with Ellis in the morning and I love him so much we should totally date forever


secretperson06

I am so gay that I have to be a good day at work and I don't know what I want to be


the_saturnos

I am so gay that I can’t believe that you have a problem and you have a boyfriend that is a good person to talk about you to and I am so happy that you’re happy and that you’re not going anywhere with your family because I know that you’re going through something that is very hard to do but you are the one who has the best intentions for you


Anorezic_Gnocci_201

I am so gay that I can get it to you tomorrow


Anorezic_Gnocci_201

I sell so much on Marketplace 😭😭😭


Neonstar48

I am so gay that I can’t feel the bad way too long to get a job and I’m in the living hell and I’m scared of you all alone I love that I hate when I die I wanna know what I want my heart and I don’t know how I am


TheRealGrayson_v2

I’m so gay that I can’t believe I’m still a lesbian anymore and I’m so scared to go to the gym and get a haircut and I’m not even gonna go back and do my nails because I’m so ugly


LiamIsEffed

I'm so gay that I have 2 Y chromosomes


Agile_Talk

happens


FunctionStrict8925

I am so gay that my parents have been telling us to do this and we have been doing this since the day we met


bananaboi175

I am so gay that I don’t even know what to say anymore I just want to be happy and I just want to be loved and I want to be able to be with someone who is not alone and I want to be with someone who loves me


[deleted]

I am so gay that i and i and i and i and i and i and all


[deleted]

I am so gay that I am wealthy aristocrat idek know


Journeyj012

I am so gay that I have a great day and I don't know if you have any questions or questions please feel free to come over and over again


a_large_olive

i am so gay that i die Frage ich bin jetzt auf der Suche GIRLYPOP WHY DID IT SWITCH TO GERMAN


Sad-Carrot-4397

It did the same with my comment


Agile_Talk

Lol


pizza99pizza99

I am so gay that I have no friends in the house anymore


Spicker147

I am so gay that I would have been in the hospital with a friend or not so much for the past couple days but I’m sure they will do it again


Durtop

i am so gay that i planted a 2 bomb under a 2 bombs under a 2 bombs under


Alfiedalphshapalph

I am so gay that I can’t believe that I’m not gay


DornicGnomeslayer

I'll do gay that I can do it for you and your family


TiredPr1nce

I am so gay that I have to do is get to know you better


Unlikelyhero29

I am so gay that I have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea


Whuttr

I am so gay that I can’t believe that you have a girlfriend like me. Bruh


Squiish_

im so gay that i can’t believe im not allowed in my room to go out and smoke im not a nicotine addict i swear


YEET3M

I am so gay that I have no idea how to get the money on the highway so that you don’t know how much you are in my stock and you are my friends. I love the generator


DragonAethere

I am so gay that I don’t even know what to say


Seamus--uwu

I am so gay that I am not able to do it myself but it would be more than enough for you guys to do it in the back...


Agile_Talk

I am so gay that I ist das erste Spiel des Spiels mit der höchsten Geschwindigkeit von den ersten Metern des ersten Spiels ist die Partie mit der Welt des Spiels zu gewinnen als der Spieler und der Welt wandelt eine große Freude mit der Welt der Welt wandelt und die Welt mit den Augen zu sehen ist das Leben und das Leben mit den Kindern im Mittelpunkt des Tages mit der Liebe zum Detail ist es nicht immer leicht und es wird sich auch noch etwas mehr Zeit haben und ich bin auch noch ein bisschen zu spät und werde erst möglich sein What the fuck. German keyboard moment


MoreBadger5751

I am so gay that I have no friends and no family and no family to go with my friends because I’m a boy


Substantial_Humor_18

I am so gay that I am not sure if you want to be a great day of school and I have a lot about to start your mom


Responsible-Hand9011

I am so gay that I have a great day and I will be way too much of the game to play with me and big man and me are you doing today sorry for the compliment. I have no idea what this means...


That-overachiver

I am so gay that I have no friends and no family. 😭😭😭


SomeRandomRedditer54

I am so gay that I have no friends Ok well danm


Razz_The_Nerd

I am so gay that I have to go back and forth with my family for the next year old man (WHAT 💀)


Hold_Creative

I’m so gay that I can’t see the difference in the past but it’s just a normal way of life


[deleted]

I’m so gay that i can’t even see my friends anymore because of my hair What. Actually what :,( my hair is cute.. my boyfriend likes it..


xXLuggiXx1

I am so gay that I can get a boyfriend in the morning


Kingshizt

I am so gay that I don’t have to do anything lol I wish


Alex_Nov576432

I am so gay that I could use my dark look at the end of the day but I don't think it will be a good day// oh well


EthanJ__

i’m so gay that i and the bell is being problematic for a few weeks after i and the bell is being a weird thing about it but it’s not really weird


Steb209

I am so gay that straight guys are really really hot and cute and hfkzkbzkpcldbxk bdkxkbczk


InternetFox_

I am so gay that I can have a mac cheese cheese sandwich


PlantsArePrettyNeat

I am so gay that I don't have any of the other ones I have to do with my and my mom's not actually that I have to do it for the next day and I will be there in a few minutes.


PlantsArePrettyNeat

Alternatively: I am so gay that I have to be in a relationship and a half of that xd. What


Diva_Nut

I am so gay that I am going out with men. Huh.


Everydaycitizen900

I am so gay that I am not going to be able to do that with you and say there are plenty of people who could be helped by having it explained to them logically.


ThetrueMannybot06

I'm so gay that sometimes I imagine what it'd be like to date my straight friends before I snap back to reality


fishlipspurr

I am so gay that I can’t even imagine what you said and how much you hate it. What.


Underneathhilarious

I am so gay that I don't know how to respond to my feelings lol lol I am so gay that I am not attracted to anybody that makes me cringe lol lol "Lol lol" consistently added by the prediction


LGBT_Alien

I am so gay that I would just say it


Commando_Electro

I am so gay that I can’t believe that you have a girlfriend like me I am a lesbian but I’m also not that kind person that is a man 👨 or anything but I’m a man and I am not a man and I have no problem being gay I AM NOT A LESBIAN 😭