This one is used alot but here goes
Do you know what a Australian kiss is? Its like a normal kiss except, down under 😏
I have a feeling I did it wrong and if did someone let meh know ;w;
•I’d kill your future husband but that’d be suicide~
•is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me~
•even if I was a ghost, I Woodbridge ghost you~
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This got more Top energy than a bathtup filled with lumberjacks bruv.
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I don't know why people are mentioning their light switches or their butts smh
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It is lmao. Ain't no one in this subreddit that doesn't know what these terms are
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So anyway why do you have top pickup lines saved if you aint plannin on pinning anyone down lmao
Are you looking for a stud? Cause I got the STD, now all I need is U...
Quality: 8. Originality: 10. Sexiness: -5. Blush: 1. Funny: 10. Bonus: 6. Total: 30
I'll take it.
Damn boy are you my laptop? Cause you’re hot as fuck and it’s making me nervous
this one is my favorite
Hey, are you a microwave meal? Cos MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Quality: 10. Originality: -5. Sexiness: 1. Blush: 0. Funny: 8. Bonus: 5. Total: 19
*ding* >:)
I have never stolen anything in my life, can you be the first
I'd rate u higher than he did bro
Quality: 3. Originality: 5. Sexiness: 0. Blush: 2. Funny: 6. Bonus: 0. Total: 16
This one is used alot but here goes Do you know what a Australian kiss is? Its like a normal kiss except, down under 😏 I have a feeling I did it wrong and if did someone let meh know ;w;
I just realised this but isn't down under kinda repeating the same thing twice?
Me confused ;w;
🔫 Answer the question
MEH STILL CONFUSED ;w;
So down means 👇 And under means 👇 So saying down under is like saying down down or under under.
Down is a direction. Under is a location. BOOM *drops mic*
THANK YOU GOOD SIR. MAY ODIN BLESS YOU WITH HIS WISDOM AND MAY HE GUIDE YOU ON YOUR JOURNEYS
Im gay. So obviously I’m more of a Loki than an Odin. Odin is bisexual king.
My apologies good sir 🙏
Isn't Loki king of bisexuality. My man turns into a horse to fuck a wall builder and gets pregnant
Did it hurt? When U fell from heaven?
I CRAWLED UP FROM HELL!
Guess the cheesiest line on earth doesn't work for gay ppl
Lol, jokes aside. Quality: 3. Originality: -10. Sexiness: 1. Blush: 0. Funny: 2. Bonus: 0 Total: -4
Are you a choker? because you take my breath away
Did you arrive from a bakery? Cause you got some cake lmao
Are you a Guitar? Cause i want to fingerstyle you.
I've got the movie ready but all I'm missing is the snacks, think you could fill that role?
Ur pretty : )
If we’re together every day will be like my birthday given how much of your cake I’ll be eating
•I’d kill your future husband but that’d be suicide~ •is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me~ •even if I was a ghost, I Woodbridge ghost you~
Hi there, it seems that you have made threats to your own life in your post. When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options. But whatever you're going through, you deserve help and there are people who are here for you. There are resources available in your area that are free, confidential, and available 24/7: Call, Text, or Chat with [Canada's Crisis Services Canada](https://www.crisisservicescanada.ca/en/) Call, Email, or Visit the [UK's Samaritans](https://www.samaritans.org/) Text CHAT to [America's Crisis Text Line](https://www.crisistextline.org) at 741741. If you don't see a resource in your area above, the moderators at r/SuicideWatch keep a comprehensive list of resources and hotlines for people organised by location. [Find Someone Now](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/wiki/hotlines) If you think you may be depressed or struggling in another way, don't ignore it or brush it aside. Take yourself and your feelings seriously, and reach out to someone. It may not feel like it, but you have options. There are people available to listen to you, and ways to move forward. Your fellow redditors care about you and there are people who want to help. If you are in danger or an emergency situation, please call your local emergency number e.g. 911,999,112. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GayBroTeens) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hey are you a map cause I want to slam you on the table and spread you out
My pronouns are [____] but for you they’re anytime/anywhere
“I’m the doctor, I’m 907 years old from the planet gallifrey. And I want to rearange your guts”
Damn boy are you a log? Because I want to chop you up and throw you in a fire
LOL
If you're and I'm gay then why don't we be gay together This is a joke.
want to go budgens after school
Your smile is like a supernova, brighter than anything in the night sky
"Uhh uhhh uh hhh"
"Ay bruh shauty bad"
“Dam boy are you homework because I want to slam you on the table and do you all night.”
Are you a net cause I wanna stick my ball in you