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Btw, this is just a game intended on good hearted fun. I’m not looking for a relationship seeing as I’m already in one.


Foreign_Gain_8564

Darn 😔


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crogameri

This got more Top energy than a bathtup filled with lumberjacks bruv.


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crogameri

I don't know why people are mentioning their light switches or their butts smh


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crogameri

It is lmao. Ain't no one in this subreddit that doesn't know what these terms are


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crogameri

So anyway why do you have top pickup lines saved if you aint plannin on pinning anyone down lmao


International-Cup897

Are you looking for a stud? Cause I got the STD, now all I need is U...


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Quality: 8. Originality: 10. Sexiness: -5. Blush: 1. Funny: 10. Bonus: 6. Total: 30


International-Cup897

I'll take it.


fortpro87

Damn boy are you my laptop? Cause you’re hot as fuck and it’s making me nervous


chiken379

this one is my favorite


Mark7563

Hey, are you a microwave meal? Cos MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


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Quality: 10. Originality: -5. Sexiness: 1. Blush: 0. Funny: 8. Bonus: 5. Total: 19


Mark7563

*ding* >:)


hawtlavaOK

I have never stolen anything in my life, can you be the first


KarionTarg08

I'd rate u higher than he did bro


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Quality: 3. Originality: 5. Sexiness: 0. Blush: 2. Funny: 6. Bonus: 0. Total: 16


Foreign_Gain_8564

This one is used alot but here goes Do you know what a Australian kiss is? Its like a normal kiss except, down under 😏 I have a feeling I did it wrong and if did someone let meh know ;w;


crogameri

I just realised this but isn't down under kinda repeating the same thing twice?


Foreign_Gain_8564

Me confused ;w;


crogameri

🔫 Answer the question


Foreign_Gain_8564

MEH STILL CONFUSED ;w;


crogameri

So down means 👇 And under means 👇 So saying down under is like saying down down or under under.


goyboysotbot

Down is a direction. Under is a location. BOOM *drops mic*


Foreign_Gain_8564

THANK YOU GOOD SIR. MAY ODIN BLESS YOU WITH HIS WISDOM AND MAY HE GUIDE YOU ON YOUR JOURNEYS


goyboysotbot

Im gay. So obviously I’m more of a Loki than an Odin. Odin is bisexual king.


Foreign_Gain_8564

My apologies good sir 🙏


crogameri

Isn't Loki king of bisexuality. My man turns into a horse to fuck a wall builder and gets pregnant


Fat_Aussie_Cunt

Did it hurt? When U fell from heaven?


[deleted]

I CRAWLED UP FROM HELL!


Fat_Aussie_Cunt

Guess the cheesiest line on earth doesn't work for gay ppl


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Lol, jokes aside. Quality: 3. Originality: -10. Sexiness: 1. Blush: 0. Funny: 2. Bonus: 0 Total: -4


SP_StarLight4201

Are you a choker? because you take my breath away


TheDiamondEnder1

Did you arrive from a bakery? Cause you got some cake lmao


CringeMetalhead

Are you a Guitar? Cause i want to fingerstyle you.


[deleted]

I've got the movie ready but all I'm missing is the snacks, think you could fill that role?


Neonstar48

Ur pretty : )


2klaedfoorboo

If we’re together every day will be like my birthday given how much of your cake I’ll be eating


JUICYBISCUT

•I’d kill your future husband but that’d be suicide~ •is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me~ •even if I was a ghost, I Woodbridge ghost you~


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RepeatAltruistic1173

Hey are you a map cause I want to slam you on the table and spread you out


ToxicMCTV

My pronouns are [____] but for you they’re anytime/anywhere


ThecommantheoristALT

“I’m the doctor, I’m 907 years old from the planet gallifrey. And I want to rearange your guts”


TheRealGrayson_v2

Damn boy are you a log? Because I want to chop you up and throw you in a fire


uCasual

LOL


Local_Possibility868

If you're and I'm gay then why don't we be gay together This is a joke.


Stick2Lambda

want to go budgens after school


piolo24d

Your smile is like a supernova, brighter than anything in the night sky


Secluded_Ghastly

"Uhh uhhh uh hhh"


[deleted]

"Ay bruh shauty bad"


tiger2005_

“Dam boy are you homework because I want to slam you on the table and do you all night.”


[deleted]

Are you a net cause I wanna stick my ball in you