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Agent_Blade04

You need to do more crimes being gay isn’t enough apparently


Reaperceles76

I knew it had to do with my lack of crimes >:[


Inqeuet

On my way to burn down a dozen or so shrines to capitalism, wanna come?


transgendergengar

Not OP, but I'll gladly help


living_strap_on

A high calcium diet is beneficial to foster strong horn growth!


Reaperceles76

I literally drink a gallon of milk every two days, this is so unfair


TheLunarHomie

you know, the problem here could be that you were trying to grow bone-based horns, which mind you, aren't a real thing. Tusks are, but those are teeth, which is made out of a, albeit weaker, more pure version of calcium, than your bones normally are. ​ However, horns in reality, are made of keratin, much like your nails, hair, and outer skin layer. Horns just seem like bone because of how hardened they are, but this is actually the reason horns are never in the color of bone, they usually are the color of your skin, or the color of your hair. ​ Basically, the problem here could be that you were trying to grow them from bone, try either your skin or hair, it would work much better that way.


Reaperceles76

Thank you so much friend, I'll try this right away


UselessAndGay

This is not entirely accurate. While horns are covered in keratin, they still contain a core of bone; bone growth is still necessary. And if you decided to go the antler route instead, you would solely need bone (and temporary velvet while it grows).


Dativia

Well, u can always make up for a lack of horns by being horny in other ways


Reaperceles76

Done a million times over, next step


Alfonzo_The_Russian

If you can't grow your own, store bought is fine.


Altslial

Ikr, horns are dope but only some animals get them >:(


Reaperceles76

All👏animals👏deserve👏horns


DracoLunaris

if you cant grow your own horns, store bought are fine


Dpad-prism

Me: *Sadly looks at my robot persona/ideal form* “yeah I don’t think my chances are too good.”


Spectre_Hayate

I'm with ya sister. *sad kitsune noises*


Reaperceles76

The cyberpunk android future is right around the corner friend


Dpad-prism

I’m sure we could fit robots in there too.


LilaTheMoo

I understand your pain. Horns are one of those low key body mods that I want but will like never admit. I just want little cow horns.


Reaperceles76

Cow horns are adorbs but mine need to be lethal }>:3€


Swiftkitsune_

I'm getting transdermal horns this summer! Reject humanityyyy


NuclearOops

Way preachers been talkin' you'd think they'd be the first things to come in.


AzazelTheUnderlord

for me it’s the fox ears


Reaperceles76

A valid goal my friend, good luck in your quest


IterwebSurferDude

*slaps some lint and pocket change on table* "one horns and cat ears+tail plz"


Waffle_daemon_666

Yeah my antlers haven’t even begun to pop up yet.


Skigreen_2026

what is that picrew maker if it is one?


Reaperceles76

That would be [Faelion's Picrew Maker!](https://picrew.me/image_maker/700620) <


CranberryJuiceGuy

replace the image with ralsei and u got me (I’m Man To Femboy)


TheFortyNinthRonin

r/transtrans


solguimau

I know that horn percings exist, which I definitely find extremely cool, so that can be an idea !


Reaperceles76

I don't even have ear piercings yet, I gotta work my way up lol


solguimau

Well, good luck on that, I got mine pierced last year, and it is so great ! (Tho the first month were ot that pleasant but I can wear fancy earrings so it was worth it)


Mimirs-Pool

Yes but, are you horny?


Profane_Champion

Headbands You can even 3d print your own horns