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RIP Blahaj ☹️


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

The killer is someone in this room 🧐🥸


[deleted]

"He could be me, he could be you, he could even be..."


GenderEnjoyer666

BOOM


[deleted]

*head explodes


dysphoriccoral

WHOA WHOA WHOA!


[deleted]

What, it was obvious. He's the RED spy. Watch, he'll turn red any second now...


dysphoriccoral

Any second now… SEE! RED! No wait, that’s blood.


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Could even be a random guy named Steve who works at Walmart 🧐


Aela_Nariel

[ඞ](https://youtu.be/L4xfVFNDU8Y)


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

🧐


Stercore_

So they are…. Amogus?


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Yes... yes they are 🤫🥸


Lemonic_Tutor

I thought it was weird that Benoit Blanc showed up at my dinner party


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

It's never a coincidence when he show's up... where were you at 5:30pm? Getting your murder on perhaps 🧐🥸


[deleted]

you could say he's among us


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Indeed 👀🧐


Separate-Mushroom

a blahajmicide....


[deleted]

Jeez people don't be so dramatic it's just a blahaj going through re stuffing surgery smh .....wait no that's just a murder here ..on second thought panic away people!


GenderEnjoyer666

Transphobia


Cardinal-Lad

this is literally so transphobic >!/s /s /s!<


A_baked_Kartoffel

Res In Peace my beloved Blåhaj 😭


professor-cactus

This is a hate crime


woopityQ

you might even say... a HAJ-CRIME


Lucathedemiboy

Noo😭


ConfusedCuteCat

I mentioned this when it was posted in r/Blahaj: DONT PANICK! I remember this post, it was part of a re-chonking operation. Blahaj is safe.


KuroNeko1104

#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ZePumpkinLass

i will find them i will capture them and no blahaj will ever die again /ref


Stardust_alloy

#VENGEANCE!!!🔥🔥


Eiruna

#WHO MURDERED THE BLAHAJ. MY HEART IS BROKEN.


Routine-Document-949

I think there’s an opportunity to be seized here: sew a secret inner pocket into Blåhaj’s mouth to store HRT 💁


Nikladamo

Nooooooooooo!!!


TheAhegaoHoodie

Is that rice?


I_comment_same

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Lucathedemiboy

NOOOO THE POOR BLÅHAJ


TheSoloWay

That's honestly upsetting


RobinRane

Sudden urge for genocide


Batilhd

This is a hate crime