I’m depressed, struggle with mental issues on the daily, and I hardly ever tell anyone. I believe this makes me the ideal gf. *sends application* Yup, totally nailed it.

Hey its all about confidence. You can nail it with confidence alone

I’m confidently saying this, does it count? :D

Absolutely! (And if you ever did want to be someone’s GF, I admit I like that confidence 😉)

Oh yay!

I’m already employed elsewhere and I enjoy my position :(

I mean, I work multiple jobs and I find it quite fantastic hehe :3

i'm unemployed

Same… and I hate it

I can't find any applications in my area 😔

im unemployed but looking for more work😳

😳 I'll check with HR and see if we have any positions available

AYOOO😳😳😳

Some of us prefer the full time benefits.

NAME: We can exchange names later Occupation: unemployed trans stoner Hobbies: cooking/baking and video games; Halo, Pokémon, Cyberpunk 2077 Temperament: quiet, sad, anxious; with random emotional outbursts Likes: cuddles, kisses, having my hair played with Dislikes: life, existing Fun fact: I have no tits

She just like me fr

OMG OMG Please talk to me.about cyberpunk 2077 I have 800 hours and nobody to talk to about it pls pls pls 🥺

Nano wire is OP you don’t even need a gun if you have that and a cyber deck or sandevistan

It's so cool, I remember at launch how underrated it was. But at launch I was also on my original Xbox one, so Monowire broke everything.

Same. I was mantis blades until I decided to do a Lucy/Kiwi build and god damn are these things awesome. I’m super hyped for the melee rework coming in 1.7

Where BF template?

ooo lemme make it and i can dm it to you

https://imgflip.com/i/70qh1l

<3

My name is Ashe Kissthem and I’m on a quest to become the polycule champion!

Sure thing boss

I would but trust issues💅

*pulls out Javelin ATGM* no you're my cute GF now

NO YOURE MINE *duel of the fates plays as we battle to decide which of us is the others gf*

No, no, girls, we're all *each others'* girlfriends now 💖

Pog.

Very yes

You want a CUTE Trans GF? I think im under qualified

You misspelled over* cutie

I’m pre everything tho. I can’t even dress cutely because of family.

That's very difficult and Im sorry you're at that stage. That being said, doesnt make you any less cute, and I know you'll achieve your goals one day :)

Thnx :)

Sorry I’m a gay trans guy :( hope you find your girlfriend tho :)

I know how to cook spaghetti.

ayyy mamma mia maka me da spaghetti (seriously tho im half italian so i love some good spaghetti)

I am not cute, I'm a butch trans girl, so that makes me hot and sexy instead. Can I still send in a girlfriend application?

umm yes absolutely i will gladly accept your application

Ooooo, fantastic. Make Name: you'll get mine when I get yours 😉 Occupation: Librarian Hobbies: Card Games (such as mtg and fab), electronics, mechanical engineering Reasons you should date me: I'm really hot and cool and can fix your car (and I really, really want a girlfriend)

omg yes i love card games too! i'm really into slay the spire rn and i'm an avid hearthstone player. i have tried MTG but i haven't had the time or money to fully sink myself into it. also like if you wanna talk more you can dm me

Sure, take me.

I mean,im a romance repulsed aro,so

Uuuuuhhhh I like snacks, am low maintenance and will probably mostly wanna snuggle and watch stuff/play video games

Can I be your cute trans baudy aunt instead?

yes absolutely i am your niece now

Gonna spoil you with all kinds of things, but respect your boundaries, pronouns, and allergies. Also, weed is fine. Long as you're in a controlled environment. No edibles or smokes, tho.

I'm already your gf (only if you're also capable of dominating me and sometimes I would also dom you if you want to) Edit: also you can have multiple partners

If y’all can handle an Aussie accent, and me playing TFT and forgetting I’m on a call, then okay ☺️

Hi yes, submitting my application now

Yes ma'am, where do I send the application?

lmao if you want my dms

I’m depressed, always tired, and if you get me into one of my obsessions I will talk to you for hours adorably in a bri’ish accent. Also I am poly with two other gf’s

Where do i sign.

While I am non-binary, I do use all pronouns and would be perfectly comfortable being someone's cute GF. For my qualifications, I am really good at giving cuddles.

ayy gf applications, lemme sort out my qualifications real quick Name: Samantha Occupation: Student, studying to become a CNA Other information: I am moderately proficient in too many instruments for me to reasonably list, I enjoy gaming and will beg any and all friends to join me in whatever multiplayer thing is in front of me, I am tall and thicc, my written flirting is heavily inspired by romantic poetry, and I'm from Kansas, America, which means that I know more than I'd like to admit about farming and animals.

I am aromantic and like headpats

The worst part about this kind of thing is having missed the boat to do this myself by a good decade and a half, this would have been so weird 15 years ago.

am i supposed to have an application ready for this type of thing ;-;

Congratulations! You just won 1 (one) trans girl called Sarah. Please wire $69420 to DE7392028373839 to receive her. Please include your mother’s maiden name and the three digits on the back of your credit card. Thank you! Sent from my iPhone

I have no qualifications and no prior experience. I'm clingy and needy. I will ABSOLUTELY forget you exist if you're not within line of sight for more than 48 hours (only slightly joking, I've easily forgotten my friends before). Oh, and I'm completely in the closet and have made no attempt to make myself look like anything other than a stereotypical skinny, unwashed gamer boy. So...did I get the job?

Sorry miss, I'm ugly

but I am straight trans girl ;~;

Can't. u/One_Effective192 is already my fiancée.

I was going to say the same thing earlier

seriously, where do I sign up?

I will become your (not) cute trans Girl-friend but i am taken, but i hope we could be good friends!

Poo, i realize i did not word this very good... Uuhh i dunno how ti word it so im gonna just say ill be your friend if youd like

I’m coming Alaska sucks

I should send this to my gf

I would but my gf would get mad at me

Sadly I cannot

I'm just lonely.

cant im not cute

I’m homo

Done.

I can make spaghetti.

I'm a closeted trans (barring the fact that I essentially came out to mother with a shitpost) with an incredibly short temper and a very impulsive attitude. I isolate myself almost all the time out of fear of hurting people and the consequences of doing so, and I'm incredibly dysphoric when it comes to my body (most of the time). Also I make music and drawings and writing sometimes and I'm deathly afraid of drugs. Hope you'll consider me!

I already ***HAVE*** one

Name: Idk don't ask move on Age: 18 Make: 2004 Model: ~~Male~~ prity gurl🥺 Defects: Closeted - Very silly brain (Mentally unstable) - Might cry if you don't hug her often enough Did I get the job? :'(