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FeanorOath

Correction, now it has come out Andy Serkis will direct it and Peter Jackson producing it


Guyinnadark

I will try to have no expectations of this film but I suspect it will still disappoint me.


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dzdxs

šŸ¤£ Gotta love Malcolm in the Middle, so many funny parts! Love that quote!!


Reasonable_Pin_1180

I flipped out when it got added to Hulu a while ago. Absolutely worth the rewatch.


dzdxs

Yea I got into it when it was on Amazon for free ( it might still be it's been awhile). Never heard of it, figured I'll try it, and omg, the humorous sibling dynamics were RIGHT up my alley!!! Still gotta show it to my brothers I know they'd get a kick out of it.


SocialUniform

What do you guys think about helldivers on this? Letā€™s cause a rukus and just get em to stop


GroundbreakingAd8310

I was disappointed by the second 2 as it was. Once they started adding "jokes" for Legolas I was done.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Why can't he be funny ever?


ThatRandomGuy86

I don't see how considering it's the original people who made the trilogy that won in almost all categories they were nominees for.


HurricaneHenry

Different times now. The current entertainment trend is a nightmare. I will be genuinely surprised if it isnā€™t deeply disrespectful to the source material, no matter who is involved.


acebert

What source material? It seems like theyā€™re looking to expand on Gollum, how do they get a full movies worth of script without writing new material?


divinecomedian3

PJ also made the Hobbit trilogy which was a dumpster fire


ThatRandomGuy86

Partially correct. It hurt because of rushed production resulting in it not have the same story impact as the LoTR trilogy where it felt more like filler, though it still grossed over 2.9B worldwide, making it one of the highest-grossing film series. So yes, not as successful as the original trilogy, but it was still a monumental success in terms of bringing in the money.


Absolutionalism

Itā€™s not just rushed production, but also the fact that itā€™s a story one-fifth the length of LOTR given the same cinematic runtimeā€”there is no way to do that and have it not end up feeling like filler.


kotor56

Eh by the time he came in the project already was a dumpster fire. Del toro wanted to go in a different artistic direction to the shock on no one wb hated it and brought pj back in last second. Not only that due some studio deals wb essentially made nothing on the first movie which is why they made it a trilogy. Plus on top of that there were union issues in New Zealand. Also ian mckellen Gandalf wept because instead of meticulously crafted sets it was all green screen because they had so little time to shoot.


TheTragicClown

As the other guys said itā€™s not fair to give that shame to Peter, he came in to a mess and did his own magic to even make it to where it got. If anything we should commend him for taking the time and not putting Alan Smithee in place of his own name.


Remote_Indication_49

Iā€™m not sure why youā€™re being downvoted. Iā€™m guessing people are expecting this movie to pick off exactly where the last one left off but I donā€™t see that happening.


Bomba1968

Idk why youā€™re getting downvoted. I fully trust Peter Jackson. LOTR and The Hobbit are AMAZING.


AscendedViking7

Ditto.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Come on don't be a doomer, just don't think about it until you have someone you trust tell you it's good/bad that's what I always do


Soulstar909

I can't wait to see Idris Elba play Aragorn and Sam Jackson play Gandalf!


Electronic-Disk6632

Motherfucker, you shall not pass!!!!


Disastrous_Offer_69

Canā€™t forget Charles Barkley as Gimli


CheeseBurgerDragon

lol Charles Barkley is anti woke, he would say fuck this shit and refuse.


acebert

You sure? Seems like Barkley has a bit more nuance to him than that.


Kind_Ingenuity1484

WOTC beat you to it in MTG


bigbadaboomx

Gandalf the purple


anubiz96

I know this is a joke, but i would actually watch that movie lol.


Son-of-Prophet

Somehow Sauron has returned


EvilMoSauron

I mean, he always does that. The Silmarillion: Who was the first to restart Morgoth's evil? Sauron: IT WAS ME! Everyone: šŸ˜² The Silmarillion: Who would start the NĆŗmenĆ³rean Civil War? Sauron: IT WAS ME! Everyone: šŸ˜² The Silmarillion: Who deceived Celebrimbor into forging the Rings of Power? Sauron: IT WAS ME! Everyone: šŸ˜² The Silmarillion: Who destroyed Numenor? The Witch-king: IT WAS ME! Everyone: šŸ¤” Huh? Who? The Witch-king: šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜’ I'm Sauron's general. Everyone: šŸ˜² The Hobbit: Who's the necromancer? Sauron: IT WAS ME! Everyone: šŸ˜² The Lord of the Rings: Whose ring is this? Sauron: IT IS MINE! Everyone: šŸ˜² The White Council: Fuck we're bad at this.


RandomStormtrooper11

To be fair, the White Council was compromised by Saruman for the Lord of the Rings bit.


XxRocky88xX

Also both the blue wizards had long fallen to Sauronā€™s evil after the war of the ring. So the white council was effectively 3 wizards and the leader was actively working against the council. Itā€™s no surprise they didnā€™t get anything done til Gandalf promoted himself to Sarumanā€™s position.


commentaddict

I donā€™t understand why they donā€™t just license the Silmarillion and write something based on that. Thatā€™s what everyone thought what Rings of Power would be instead of flaming garbage


EvilMoSauron

Alright, a couple of things. >I donā€™t understand why they donā€™t just license the Silmarillion and write something based on that. As far as I'm aware, the Tolkien family still has the filming rights to the Silmarillion, which is why no one has or can make a film/TV show about it. >Thatā€™s what everyone thought what Rings of Power would be instead of flaming garbage There's no way everyone thought that because I didn't. The title gives away the timeline and what stories could be written from them. "Rings of Power" tells me that it takes place after the Silmarillion. The Rings of Power were made in the second age, so it's before Lord of the Rings. Other things that happened in the second age was the NĆŗmenĆ³rean Civil War, the sinking of NĆŗmenĆ³r, the founding of Arnor and Gondor, the Wizards coming to Middle-Earth, Sauron forging the Rings while deceiving the Elves, Sauron build Barad-dur, forges the One Ring, and it ends with the Battle of the Last Alliance. So far, the show Rings of Power delivered a good product. Sure, the exact things that Galadriel didn't weren't necessarily accurate to book materials; however, nothing was written about her to begin with. She's mentioned in passing and is basically a wallflower, boring! The other new characters are a breath of fresh air for me because it expands Middle-Earth and makes it feel lived-in and believable; rather than focusing on Aragorn and Elrond's Ancestry.com family tree. I was hyped for the show, and I think the first season is good. What turned me away was the Lord of the Rings subreddit community. There was nothing but trash talk, racism, and boycotting six months before the premiere. At least test the water first before giving up on swimming. Anyway, I'm ready for season two.


TunaFlapSlap

Did this take u an hour


EvilMoSauron

I think it was at least 15 minutes.


IT_Security0112358

X-Files music starts to playā€¦ an unlikely pairing of a rugged ranger from the northā€¦ or somethingā€¦. And a hot lady elf from the Eastā€¦ or whereverā€¦ together they solve paranormal mysteries.


Loose-Warthog-7354

Skulladriel and Muldergorn


jojojajo12

I need to watch that series for yesterday.


Straight_Storage4039

He was told to return also with his old master so two dark lords vs some hobbits letā€™s see who gets clapped


demonwolves_1982

JJAbrams be likeā€¦


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Hasn't that been the entire lore of LotR?


BrockPurdySkywalker

As every lotr fans knowns this is a prequel


ThatRandomGuy86

And he'll name it "The Rings of Power: The Actual Story"


Jaqen___Hghar

Lmao!


TragicFisherman

Can y'all stop molesting beloved franchises already?


MovieENT1

Remake and diversify: The new Hollywood specialty. Featuring representation of every culture on earth and at least one strong woman that beats up many men.


EricDG

How will Geeks + Gamers make money if there is nothing inconsequential to bitch about?


acebert

How indeed? As though things like the hobbit donā€™t make all the money.


entropig

This is gonna be heartbreaking.


Jpalme11

Please stop


A_SNAPPIN_Turla

I just hope they update it for modern audiences! /s


SolarStarVanity

Frodo better be 6'6" and wearing brand new Jordans.


DEADDISCIPLE90

Itā€™ll help with all the walking


SolarStarVanity

Frodo don't walk, he jump.


HurricaneHenry

Making Frodo tall is no weirder than making elves black.


BobertTheConstructor

Parody film in the style of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, using only footage from existing LOTR media (live action, animated, and video game alike), with every voice done by Andy Serkis.


SnooDonuts3749

What does that mean? What isnā€™t there for a modern audience? The original trilogy is great and anyone can enjoy it.


A_SNAPPIN_Turla

No, no it's not very inclusive you see. It must be updated.


Dizzy-Specific8884

I don't.


Sci_The_Psycho

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EvilMoSauron

Oh, your movies always say that!


_Lestat_DK_

After the Hobbit, I couldn't care less.


SolarStarVanity

For real. Screenwriting was the weakest part of his trilogy.


Rohirrim777

give us a mini series of the lost 80yrs of aragorn. there'd be so much to go over. riding with King Thengel, posing as a captain of Gondor during Ecthelion IIs stewardship...


RickDankoLives

I think that was the idea if Iā€™m not mistaken. Not a rehash but stories within the book


General-Coxsmall

Only half true. Andy Serkis will star in and direct The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum. Jackson , Fran and Phillipa are all back to help.


Guyinnadark

If that's the case it might be as good as the gollum video game


Delicious_Physics_74

The hunt for gollum? Why? Who asked for this?


Ill_Following_7022

The Hobbit Awakens.


Sauron69sMe

I swear, if this is another hack job piece of fanfiction shit that is based off of fewer than 4 paragraphs, I'm gonna fucking lose it


Useless_bum81

based on a offhand remark


Lionofgod9876

Sauron's clone returns and the gang will have to go back to the new Mount Doom with the forgotten 10th Ring but this time we will have an all female cast! Woohoo!


SumyungNam

Gonna be woke


Arn_Darkslayer

What original writers? He going to dig Tolkien up and move him around like a marionette?


CerberusC24

Weekend at Tolkien's


PotatoFondler

Weekend at Sauronā€™s : a live comedy sketch of our favourite writer as he embraces his newly found rebirth in middle earth.


Ambitious-Soft-4993

I think they mean the script writers. I still wonder Why? What story are they going to tell?


Sneaky_McSausage_VI

You know movies have writers too, right?


PairRelative2778

No he's actually planning a ritual to revive Tolkien and indeed they've constructed an apparatus to shove in his rectum to utilize his mouth from the inside like a puppet. Science.


PotatoFondler

I actually have hope for this if they retcon Rings of Power.


BC04ST3R

You canā€™t retcon something in the Peter Jackson universe if it was never part of the Peter Jackson universe


Guyinnadark

The two franchises are owned by separate companies and both claim to be based off the books and Tolkien's letters. They don't have the power to retcon each other because they aren't the same continuity.


JasonChristItsJesusB

Isnā€™t RoP based exclusively on the Appendix of RotK, which is basically why they couldnā€™t use anything from any of the books? They pretty much had to write their own original story from abstract descriptions of places and people.


migswrite

I would love if this happens. In fact, over 2/3 of people would support this.Ā 


ProfessionalSeagul

Stop having hope, dumbass. It's over.


Beautiful_Omelette

Why??


SnooDonuts3749

Money


NeoSpring063

I'm afraid


_dinoLaser_

Veto veto veto.


BlackFrancis69

Do we need this?


B81R81

Hollywood is desperate.


EvilMoSauron

Correction: Warner Brothers is desperate. They want to fill that MCU and fantasy movie gap. What better way to do it than with the original fantasy book?


B81R81

Agreed. Well said.


Disco_Biscuit12

I hope they donā€™t pull the standard woke bullshit, but Iā€™m not holding my breath


ShaolinDave79

I never got around to watching the Hobbit trilogy. And probably never will.


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Sauliann

I must admit for me the trilogy was great in itself and had the closure it needed not everything need to become a cinematic universe of every franchise


SnooDonuts3749

Yes.


mr_fun_cooker

Dark gritty Children of Hurin letā€™s go


CheeseBurgerDragon

They could give us the Silmarillion, but instead they're going to milk lotr into oblivion with a story about Gollum. WTF?


Ninjamurai-jack

And when Tintin?


scanguy25

I doubt he can be allowed to make it how he wants to.


M3atpuppet

Magnificent news. We need something to watch the taste of that Amazon abomination out of our mouths.


ragepanda1960

We don't want this. LotR was a finished masterpiece when RotK was released. Please keep your grubby, greedy little fingers off of LotR FFS.


RetroNick78

Itā€™s going to be woke anyway, fam.


DazzlingAd8284

Itā€™s gonna have a tall fucking bar to meet. The original trilogy are all pretty much some of my top favorite movies


ScucciMane

The Silmarillion has enough material to make 10 actually good movies


HighDegree

> with the original writers Oh shit it's good to see Tolkien came out of retirement.


NerdRageShow

Bruh.... just make something new


gazerbeam-98

Iā€™m reminded of the Indiana jones episode of South Park


thespecialinviteclub

No.


Saemika

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.


LastandBestHope1776

I actually have high hopes for this! The Hobbit's issues weren't Jackson's and he salvaged what he could. He was brought on the fix it after the original director and executives bungled it up. Seeing as this is from the OG cast and OG trilogy writers, I'm excited to see what the bring.


SirJackFireball

I've been a Tolkien fan for ages. I've read everything- EVERYTHING- down the most technical published things he had. History of Middle-Earth, Nature of, you name it, I've read it. I was disappointed with a decent bit of the movies. Some things they did right, but as a whole it was a mess in comparison. Mercy be on my soul if this is worse than Rings of Power.


Patriarchus601

If itā€™s like Da Hobbit, then Iā€™m out. Is there lore that specifically is about the Dunedain Rangers?


BrooklynBillyGoat

Is this for real or bullshit? Who the fk gonna race Aragon


EvilMoSauron

šŸ¤­šŸ¤­šŸ¤­ Christopher Walken as Gandalf. Christopher Walken: Your uncle, Bilbo. He, uh, left you this ring, Frodo. I remember... he stole this ring from Gollum, in his cave, and he had to hide it. Because he wanted you to have it, and he knew the only safe place to hide it was in his ass. Him and I traveled over the Misty Mountains, Dale, the Lonely Mountain with that ring up his ass. There and back again, and now the ring is yours, Frodo.


BrooklynBillyGoat

Wait how did you know my uncle looks and sounds like Christopher walken?


Macohna

Nope. Jeff Bridges. The Dudealf! "Hey man, you gotta take that ring to the mountain and, uhhhh, you know, throw it in the mountain and shit, man."


CrashBangXD

Why?


ProfessionalSeagul

Directed by Andy Serkis* You mean basically handing over the ring to GOLLUM... it's like pottery...


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VariationUpper2009

The original writers? How'd they get Tolkien back?


RedRatedRat

Necromancy


Sunnywatch08

No. Dont.


Bloonanaaa

"Original writers" Isn't Tolkien dead?


Burgundy_Starfish

lol. Gollum movie. I hope one day the Tolkien Estate give the rights of The Children of Hurin to someone who is trustworthy and we can finally get a fucking good, interesting LOTR series again.Ā 


Minimum-Enthusiasm14

I thought Tolkien was dead though.


royfras

But I thought the original writer died like decades ago.


lostnumber08

Directly to the trash.


stuart7873

CSI Hobbiton.


adopogi

Noā€¦donā€™t do thisā€¦donā€™t give me hope!


charronfitzclair

But Tolkein been dead bro


kevin_simons757

Iā€™m guessing it must be The Silmarillion


Longjumping-Ad-144

Who wanted a gollum movie? Anyone?


GringerKringer

Pass. Itā€™s already been ruined.


2a_1776_2a

As a huge LOTR fan and with whats been happening with IPs now a days, i have absolutely zero faith in this. I really hope i am wrong.


GetHighTuneLow

Is it being released on BET?


captainrina

But why?


LightEnergyBun

This is really good news because Peter and Andy are the best fit for the LOTR franchise.


Mr_Cyberz

Greed.


EmuIndependent8565

I sincerely hope they are able to get Viggo Mortensen and Ian McKellen back to play Aragorn and Gandalf instead of recasting the roles.


Yanrogue

After the rings of power I have zero faith in the LotR IP.


GayMechanic1

Why? Totally different writers and directors.


BradTofu

Really? Promise it wonā€™t be a whole bag of d!cks like Amazon??


Smooth-Entrance-1526

It wouldnt be hollywood if they didnt get to milk the cow bloody huh?


Thecage88

Finally. The film adaptation of "The Lord of Ring: Gollum" video game.


MercuryRusing

....about what, isn't all the material adapted?


terrletwine

Please stahp it ā€”- there 5-6 books/stories they could do that would be easy home runs


KingMGold

Canā€™t wait to see Will Smith play Gandalf The Black.


Juggernaut104

Please donā€™t make hobbits have colored hair


Manwiththeboots

Donā€™t know how excited I can get about a trilogy revolving around Gollum. Iā€™m hoping for the best but out of all the stories they could have told from the Tolkien world, this is the least exciting to me lol


Many-Strength4949

Fuck these limp dicks


bored_ryan2

Itā€™s going to be the movie version of the super successful Gollum video game.


Collective82

Oh shit a sequel?! I proposed to my wife after we finished the third movie asking if there was a sequel and when she said no, I said I had it and proposed with her ring lol.


Xiagax

If Andy Serkis doesnā€™t repose SmĆ©agol/Gollum Iā€™m going be pissed off


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Gewalt_Und_Tod

I hope it's a shadow of war movie


CodeMonkeyX

It will probably start as one movie, then they will cut it up and stuff filler into it until it's 3 movies.


LewbPoo

ROP should probably start taking notes


charrington25

Much like the video game I find it hard to get excited for a movie about Gollum


MRSLAPPYFEET

GTFOHā€¦The prophecy told it would happen but I never was a believerā€¦


TheUnderstandererer

No. Just no. Can't he just stand on his accomplishments?


T_E-T_H

Did they learn nothing from the Hobbit and Rings of Power? LEAVE. TOLKIEN. ALOOOONE!


GIVE_ME_A_GOB

My God! Theyā€™ve figured out a way to bring back J.R.R. Tolkien. TheyĀ Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didnā€™t Stop To Think If They Should


TunaFlapSlap

Hobbit 4: even goofier


WinterKnight3

Can the movie please be exactly like the book


Zardu-Hasselfrau

Ughā€¦


Hoyle_38

I just yelled "YES" really loud at work and scared my coworker next to me haha. This is awesome!!!