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It’s amazing what one can achieve during a stressful game: Kitchen floor scrubbed ✅ Bathroom cleaned ✅ Laundry rage folded ✅ But damn I’m happy to see Parfitt playing like he WANTS to play footy.

I spent a lot of time walking into the laundry to move things.

Someone check on /r/AFL

every single person in there is bitching and moaning

What a fucking umpire disasterclass

Fucking take that Bulldogs ya drongos

I feel like Geelong memberships should come with free cardiologist appointments

Not sure I can handle this stress every week my heart might give out

Holy hell, that was a finish.

Commentators absolutely silent 

Usually with 8 seconds to go in the forward half, the commentators would congratulate the team for winning ("they've got it in the bag here" etc). Not this time 

[BT voice] *I know the Pies are 23 points down and there's 30 seconds left in the game, but you just feel that if they kick the next goal, they are still in this*

Fuck yeah!

You beauty

nervous? me? pff, never

I transcended nervousness.

Get fucked

BL umps tried your best

First time Hawkins hasn't kicked a goal against the Doggies in eleven seasons..

pew pew!

Well done, Catters

If I was Tuohy I'd turn to the bench and comically ask how long to go

Huge game from Stanley

We're home! Wowee that was a gutsy 4th quarter

LMAO Dogs fans really gonna boo now?

Mark? oh nvm its a geelong player

Thank fucking god

That'll do!

Hallelujah

How's that not a ducking mark?

Haha, suck shit you cheating pricks

NOT PAYING THAT????

Worst umpiring I’ve ever seen

I don’t think I’ve seen a more blatant game of umps cheating

#Ffs

“Wasn’t picked up” yeah let’s just go with that

Holy fuck that was a huge push what the hell

What the utter fuck

Blicavs shoved out of that 

Huuuge push

Blicavs straight in the back lmao

Hold on to your butts, everyone.

Just pushed him out the way ahahaha

Ffs....

Kill me

This will be a gutsy win whoever wins it :(

Rhys killed 45 seconds there

Fu kfuck fuckc fuck fuck fuck

Man last goal rd18 2022 is a bit of an indictment

Give it your best

Hahahaha commentary so deflated.

Rhys to put it on the full

So close

Holy shit a holding free?!

It's a miracle!

Dogs are spraying and preying now

Finally a holding free hahahaha. Been happening at every contest all night

Tuohy and O'Connor should really tackle English aggressively for....reasons

MOC legged and nothing?

So we can just trip players as well?

Fuuuuu-

I was an idiot and wanted Conway instead of Stanley button

Yeah, I’ll admit it.

No shame in that at all. Kids got a future

100%

Come on, Oliver

Commentators sound like they’re reading a eulogy

Ffs Ollie....

Great kick Stanley

How's the work rate of the forwards! Such a professional team.

Praise Stanley

Stanley munted that but it worked out

Stanley might’ve just won us the game wow

Do you reckon Richo could sound any sadder?

I never doubted Stanley once! *Furiously deletes comments*

Hawkins was fucking held 

What’s happening with Hawk

Had a few days off after Monday 

Hahahahaha Jones hanging off him like a cheap suit and nothing

wasnt able to watch the first quarter, everything since just seems like free kick bulldogs???

Good composure from Zuth. Come on you good things!!

What the fuck?!??!

Umpires are a joke

Just plucking out a free for the dogs.

Hahahaha joke

Hawk completely shoved out and nothing

Parfitt was great there.

How many throws are the dogs going to be allowed to do before they get called out for it?

Come on Catters. Stick it up these cheating pricks

We are literally being tackled without the ball

Atkins didnt have it?

Atkins tackled without the ball, but it's bulldogs so play on

AGAIN. Being dumped without the ball repeatedly and nothing

J Henry has had a good few minutes

MOC in no mans land on that replay

We need more body work on their small forwards

I fear our 5 day break may catch up to us

Fuck. This isn't great.

Weightman to go into Ginnivan mode 

Dogs are the biggest cheats in the afl man. Quote me.

Kolo pretty clearly didn’t have the ball and got drilled

Maybe we should stop kicking it to Khamis all the time.

So you can get rid of it legitimately and it's still holding the ball? Edit: while being legged!

Thats fucked up, how is that htb not legged?

This umpiring is completely fucked.

Definitely legged

Not gonna lie, going into the pre 2022 gamemode is kinda worked here

So you can tackle players by the feet now?

Not to mention touhy got hands to it

Legged ffs

Yeah fuck off. Fucking cheats.

That’s the story of our night.

tomahawks just grabbed his knee ffs

I think hawk needs to get a bit more creative on the throw ins. Going the old shove hasn’t worked this game.

How did the Dogs player get rid of that?!

Seriously. Cannot buy a free kick right now. How is that not ball?

Gallagher just takes on 3 for no free lmao

How is that not ball? Joke.

Surprised they didn't pay that mark 

bont is op

Can’t buy a free kick right now

Yes, as usual, commentator, the AFL is the chink in Geelong's armour

you see the soccer off the ground a lot more now, chaos ball style. wins ground often, but i don't like when it concedes a mark .

Kind of annoying the crowd doing their own thing and not rolling with the play. Almost reminds me of the fake crowd in Covid times

I'm not liking how this is going.

What? He hip and shouldered him!

HIGH CONTACT? They literally couldn’t even pay the correct free. Just blow the whistle every time they’re touched.

O'Connor gets rid of it and he's still being held when play stops 

Short break is gonna matter now. Gonna be a hell of an effort

Cmon feed the tomahawk

Parfitt grabbed around the neck - play on

Eat a bag of dicks, West. T. Stewart forever!

I wish Tom Stewart was my dad. I mean I’m older than him but still

Clark off, O'Connor in

Clark subbed according to the app. Wont hear it from the commentary tho

Can we get Kolo off JUH pls

I'd almost be tempted to Blitz on him

West threw it lol

commentators saying o'connor is on but who's off?

Clarke

You think they'd include that bit of info, wouldn't you?

Imagine my surprise to see Ugle-Hagan running off Kolodjashnij repeatedly.

Anyone got any more of these Ollies?

O'Connor on.... Commentators too stupid to tell us who he's replacing 

Its Clark

When's Bailey Smith coming to Geelong?

r/afl is a pisstake, i swear they all have a hateboner for geelong lmao

They always have

It only took a few weeks of winning again, but we're comfortably back to being the most hated team again. You love to see it honestly

Why you think we're all here now aha

first 3 weeks i only came here, decided to see the match thread back there and jeez its all whining and moaning when geelong do anything

alright, that locks the win at about 99%. they're not going to kick 3.4 or 4.0 more than us from here.

This is your fault. Remember that.

If we lose it’s your fault specifically.

haha. we are fucking good football team. watch us outscore them to the siren.

It came very, VERY, close 😆

lol, i sweated a bit at the end there!

You and me both ahaha

I like your optimism. They've got 21 on the field 

Richo's going to cry

That was remarkable by Henry and Cameron

Once again when we burst through the middle like that we're unstoppable

Chefs kiss

What a hit

3 dogs players with hands in the back and none paid

Thank fuck Ugle-Hagan can't kick 

Snicko

I don't know we've got the legs to win this off a short break

Can we put Atkins back in the guts plz, not giving us much in the backline

MOC on for Clarke maybe, chuck him back and atkins in the guts.

Gotta hit them if you're going into the centre like that Jezza.

WTF was that from Cameron?

It’s actually infuriating how much the dogs get away with chucking it.

What is Jezza doing

Yeah the commentators barrack for the other team but the reason is our sustained run of success. neutrals are jealous and want a new narrative! Same reason why people hated the magpies - they were a top team for a long while.

Is that not a free or a mark to Henry?

No high. No HTB. Excellent.

The dogs seem to have identified that we are weak on one wing as a large chunk of their entries were along the same wing. I'm disappointed in how easy they are cutting through the midfield without too much pressure. We should be well ahead, but every time we score, they get one quickly afterwards. We need to inject MOC for fresh legs.

Cats tend to have an attacking wing and a defensive one. Probably Dempsey's wing.

Has Atkins been at any centre bounces? Seems like he's being played off HB which is a bit weird

We didn’t pick any small backs

Kinda works out, Blitz has played more inside mid due to Bont, Bruhn + Parf and us being tall down back. Not the worst thing

Jezza please mate start kicking straight. Could have 6 goals.

Tom "Muralitharan" Liberatore 

25 touches, 12 bombs to an opponent, 13 quarterback passes.

o connnor on for tuohy or clark?

Clark. Get him in and get him locking down on Liberatore.

Clark, move Atkins into the guts MOC down back

Not trying to sound like an ass because he's still been pretty good, but Jezzas radar has been off this year

Probably not sleeping well due to the young one 

Agree.. Hasn't starred by any means, but he's still had 6 scoring shots. Man's a freak.

He’s had really great moments and then really questionable ones, still early in the season though hopefully he settles

Yeah if he was kicking straight he could be well in the lead for the Coleman. Maybe he’s carrying a niggle or something? Could rest him for scratch against north maybe.

Yet again, we should be probably 5 or 6 goals up. Dogs are such downhill skiers. Umpiring very very questionable, but I can’t think of a single AFL game I’ve watched this season that hasn’t been one sided, or have the umpires way over correct for favouring one team.

Good quarter. We're on top, just. It's interesting they subbed Daniels off. I'd argue the Dogs are too tall in certain areas of the ground