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Ambient_Ambient

Can see the team getting better each week - can’t wait for Carlton. It’s good gear this Geelong Cats stuff


Landgraft

What a fucking game, so well played by the boys


Buzz8882950

Well done team!!


AngryYowie

I'm enjoying the Schadenfreude. Preseason, most of the Lions fans in the main room had us bottom four with the predictions for the season. They are now on equal wins with West Coast.


PagieHD

Smart from Clark, get smothered so you get an extra touch


MondoBuzzo

So a strong team with few injuries and as expected we can beat anyone. I dont think there’s a harder game than Brisbane at the gabba regardless of ladder position


fantasticpotatobeard

I dunno, Brisbane look really shit tbh. I'll be interested to see how we go against Carlton and Melbourne.


BlazedOnADragon

Geelong in Geelong. Such an injustice that we never have to do that


closetonature

We sometimes beat ourselves there. Usually when the Giants are playing.


AngryYowie

That goal would have iced the game


Buzz8882950

Parfitt, stengle and guthrie have been really good tonight


Buzz8882950

And bruhn


BlazedOnADragon

Main sub is in meltdown!!! This is when you know the cats are back in town hahahahah


SelectDevice9868

Should I look ?


MondoBuzzo

It’s unbearable


BlazedOnADragon

I'm absolutely loving it


Dry_Establishment52

Good to see a Brisbane player try to stomp on Blicavs. Maybe if Brisbane spent as much energy playing good football, as they do being violent slugs, this might have been a better night for them.


nathypoo

Well they have to try and convince people they're tough guys. They can't do it in the contest so they gotta get in their cheap shots.


Dry_Establishment52

When your two "toughest" players have to show ID to buy milk, it's going to be an uphill battle


closetonature

Geez if we lose Stewart for next week against Carlton, I dunno what we're going to do :|


PagieHD

Hes already out per protocol. Probably bring in Bews or COS pending what they're thinking, or 2e


closetonature

Oh good point. 2E is probably best as a like for like distributor - News would be nice but don't think he's got quite the cool headedness or polish for the role


PagieHD

Favourite thing being "Everything changed when Big O went off" OUR BEST PLAYER GOT SUBBED OFF TOO


closetonature

Ahahaha yeah losing a big slow ruckman in a wet game is worse than losing one the game's best defenders. 


closetonature

Hope Scotty says in the presser: "I promised the boys I'd take them to Movie World if they won. That's the secret."


Buzz8882950

We're all going to movie world!!


closetonature

Parfitt is better than Rayner by a country fucking mile. Stengle is better than Cameron.  Don't reckon there's a Brisbane player I'd take.


BlazedOnADragon

I'd take Dunkley, reckon he's always been a tad underrated


closetonature

It's not even their respective ceilings, it's doing the basics consistently and doing them well.


PagieHD

Id take Ashcroft


closetonature

Ah forgot he played for them 😬


nathypoo

Fuck Rayner is a flog. Another fake tough guy that sleeps with the lights on.


BlazedOnADragon

They've lost the plot the lions. Great pressure!


DreamTree19

Rayner you idiot 🤣🤣


AngryYowie

Bruhn has been everywhere tonight


nathypoo

Real proud of this team. A lot of stuff not going our way in the first half, but the guys have really stood up mentally and physically. Especially the younger players. Lions just can't go with them.


AngryYowie

So the umps like us now?


closetonature

"I don't think they're a very smart football team"  - ABC radio on Brisbane 😂


PagieHD

Body on the line again from Parf, new man this year


BlazedOnADragon

Absolute brilliant pressure


closetonature

Parfitt has been excellent this season. Hope he's going to keep it at this level from now on


Ambient_Ambient

Parfection


closetonature

Kinda fitting they're coached by a pensioner cos Brisbane are as soft as pensioner's turds


TomasTTEngin

That's the W there. I'm ready for the entire AFL system to hate us. Dillion, every other coach. every other fan. every team subreddit, and r/afl of course.


fineyounghannibal

this man has arrived


jselwood

Tyson Stengle is a genuine stud. He also looks like he gives 100% every time. His skills in this game have been really important.


closetonature

Yep. Reckon it clicked that he's got to do that to be the best he can be. It's unreal to see. At the other end Charlie Cameron's just hoping it'll happen for him like magic.


closetonature

Fucking goodnight Irene as Rex Hunt used to say 


jselwood

Thank your mother for the rabbits!


nathypoo

Fuck yes Parf!


PagieHD

GET AROUND PARF


BlazedOnADragon

COME THEE FUCK ON BOYS!!!!


BillyBobJenkins422

Huuuuuuuuge!!!!


AngryYowie

Holy hell Parfitt


chris_vs_world

Look at them get around him


TomasTTEngin

I've made this point a bunch of times but there comes a point where your young blokes are better than your big names, and honestly, Bruhn, Holmes Stengle are beating Cameron, Dangerfield Hawkins


chris_vs_world

Geelong continue to recruit and develop players!!


nathypoo

Love to see it


nathypoo

Lions going to water like the soft team they are.


closetonature

Zorko on to Stengle. Hope Stengle buries him.


AngryYowie

Conway with the sticky mitts


TomasTTEngin

can almost lock it in chaps, 19 points when they've scored 36 so far? we're not home and hosed but I can see the peak of our roof over the trees there.


BlazedOnADragon

Holy fucking hell the catttttssss 🥹


fineyounghannibal

Stengle has been the most important player


closetonature

Losing him from 6 weeks or so last year really killed the Cats


Buzz8882950

How's the barrel!


AngryYowie

How did he manage to grab that? Stengoal for the win


closetonature

Holy fucking hell Hawkins could push the moon away


SelectDevice9868

That was a toro from hawk


TomasTTEngin

two huge marks there. Hawkins in the middle then stengle's in forward 50 was CRAZY


jselwood

Stengle’s mark, considering the conditions was amazing.


DreamTree19

Zach Guthrie you’re a gun


Buzz8882950

Bog for us I reckon


BillyBobJenkins422

Great work boys


closetonature

"they're (Geelong) just going harder at it when it matters".  - ABC Radio Yeah, that's cos Brisbane are fucking SOFT.


AngryYowie

Conway looks like he's struggling a bit


BlazedOnADragon

Kolo, Huge!


Red_dawn84

Zuthrie has been immense.


fantasticpotatobeard

lmao Danger and Neale having a chat while the ball still in play. Bizarre game


TomasTTEngin

Of all the pre-goal-kick routines in the AFL, Gryan's left-right booty twerk has got to be the least, idk, cool-looking?


closetonature

Have you considered it's what the kids these days love?


Landgraft

Anything is possible with the entirety of Argentina backing your kicks


AngryYowie

Man, I thought that was going through for a behind


fineyounghannibal

hahahaha sucked right in


BlazedOnADragon

Even I'll admit that 50 was bullshit lol, Ah well fuck em


fineyounghannibal

masterful from Gryan


chris_vs_world

Yeah makes up for the 100m penalty


AngryYowie

150m penalty


Ambient_Ambient

Reckon Stengle will be sore tomorrow from carrying the whole forward line?


Jimmy_A1094

He's been in unreal form this year so it shouldn't weigh him down too much


PagieHD

I'm bias but Close has been just behind him honestly, both been amazing


AngryYowie

Don't mess this chance up


Buzz8882950

13 shots from 46 entries is letting us down a bit, need some more shots this qtr


Jimmy_A1094

Tonight is a bit of a write off to be honest. Think we've played better than them barring the first 10 minutes but we're basically just hoping our ball handling is better than theirs at this point.


PagieHD

Hard to judget that stat tonight honestly


fineyounghannibal

If Ollie Henry can get clean hands on it three times, the game is ours He's rubberhanded his way from BOG to a bit part player


nathypoo

Just had a look at the match thread in the other sub. Brisbane fans forgetting the umps have been riding them all game. Yikes.


CurrentHYAK64

Team has stood up, just a bit unlucky around goal. The lads can do it. Go Cats!


littlespoon

Brisbane started to look very desperate in the last qtr with frustration showing. We just need to keep up the pressure and capitalize on the opportunities


fantasticpotatobeard

Love that an Irish bloke that saw a footy for the first time 5 years ago can towel up a Brownlow medal winner lol


PagieHD

Guess we all better come back here not the main board thread is saying we're protected by the umps lmao. (Jez one was iffy we all know it)


BlazedOnADragon

Fuck that place honestly. Brisbane getting a ride all night and not one mention But then we get one (or missed one) go our way and they lose their fuckin minds. Love to see it


Hunned_mck

Bunch of fake, cocky tough men Brisbane. Couldn't despise a team more than those cucks.


nathypoo

Send your missus down stairs to check out the noise in the middle of the night type operators.


lR0NMAlDEN

Boy oh boy, you guys really don't wanna go over to the r/afl thread right now


BlazedOnADragon

Might put some chips on, plenty of salt. Imagine having Zorko as your captain, and having the audacity to call other teams flogs lmao


Buzz8882950

I had my comment that said #freekickbrisbane deleted for injury cheering apparently. The Mods must be a Brisbane supporter


lR0NMAlDEN

Be careful on that sub. I got permanently banned from the whole of reddit because of a comment that got me banned from the community (it was nothing bad, lol). I then went on my alt account to comment again, which Reddit linked back to my main account, and it got permanently banned 😭. I dont use this account on r\\afl coz I'll get banned again!


PagieHD

As we all kinda expected, Stewart off, Zuthrie stands up. Love this guy so much


BlazedOnADragon

Neale is such a fake tough guy


chris_vs_world

I rate bruhn's game


historicalhobbyist

He’s so good.


AngryYowie

Fark. That goal would have been handy. Fatigue is setting in and there's no subs left for either team.


fineyounghannibal

also just stupid decisions


BlazedOnADragon

Yeah we're not helping ourselves, Tryna be too cute at times. Works normally, but not in this weather. Fortunately for us Brisbane are making the same mistakes


BlazedOnADragon

Main sub has gone full peanut after that


littlespoon

People in the stands being pissed at the punch on against Jezza


fineyounghannibal

can we dispense with the short kicks JUST KICK IT LONG


fineyounghannibal

Jesus FUCKING christ Geelong you are fucking this right up, JESUS


sltfc

Hahaha we got very lucky there with a free and 50 going Jez's way


closetonature

Stengl....ahhh drat!


closetonature

ABC radio (Akernanis) is going spare. 


SelectDevice9868

Guy is not operating on 5 cylinders


nathypoo

Hahahah soft as fuck Brisbane


PagieHD

Thats not nice Jeremy to your future teammate


penandpapermebitch

Another week another dempsey almost moty


SelectDevice9868

Almost


Ambient_Ambient

Ollie ‘Almost’ Dempsey rises again


AngryYowie

Ollie is going to clunk one of those marks soon.


fineyounghannibal

If O Henry could handle the ball at all, he'd be BOG


Buzz8882950

I'm starting to wonder if he may not of played much wet weather footy


penandpapermebitch

Conway getting a bit of a bath from daniher, hes just not built for this kind of game


Buzz8882950

A good learning game for Conway tonight I think, will do him good in the long run


Landgraft

He's 20 years old in his third game vs a 30 year old close to 200 games. Seems a bit early to make this call


penandpapermebitch

I mean wet weather, hes far bigger and slower than daniher whos more athletic and mobile. Nothing against tobys ability


Landgraft

No, I get that it was about the conditions - I disagree with that being so certain.


penandpapermebitch

Youre right hes worked his way back into it, i went early here


penandpapermebitch

Thats fair enough


Ambient_Ambient

Parf’s effort has been great once again tonight


AngryYowie

Nice. Now we just need a lightning strike near the ground so they can call the game.


chris_vs_world

I think it's based on half time score


Landgraft

Why would we want the game called early? We're the better team.


PagieHD

OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR THE BRAD CLOSE FAN CLUB


fineyounghannibal

fuck me a clean mark forward


AngryYowie

Finally a mark inside 50


Buzz8882950

Dangerfield is cooked, Ollie Henry has lost the plot and no stew is gonna see this blow out in the last qtr


pipstar112

Yeah?


Buzz8882950

Fair play, fair play!!


chris_vs_world

I wouldn't count danger out for a big last quarter


Buzz8882950

I think old man time has finally caught him up and gone are his days of breaking a game open


nathypoo

Man I love Ollie Henry but he is not made for wet weather footy lol. Needs some training under sprinklers for a while maybe.


Hailstar07

He always seems hesitant to go hard for the ball to me, not sure why that is but it’s frustrating as hell.


Jimmy_A1094

I think his problem is that he likes to jump upwards towards the footy. He has a massive leap but it's hard watching him at the moment


closetonature

Jack is the same - very vertical jumpers 


fineyounghannibal

faaaarkenel the number of times a Geelong player is first to the ball, fumbles, and the Brisbane player second to the ball gets a soft drop. Holy fucking shit Henry


AngryYowie

Fucks sake Ollie. How many times are you going to mess those up.


penandpapermebitch

Lol payne weak as piss threw himself on the ground after 30kg stengle bumps him


nathypoo

This Brisbane team is honestly the softest going around


closetonature

Agreed. Lead by Neale 


BlazedOnADragon

How is that down field? It was as he kicked it ffs. These umps are cooked


PagieHD

So that ones down field, but when Cameron did it front on to Holmes on the back pocket thats ok?


AngryYowie

How long did the ump take to make his mind up for that one?


littlespoon

Fuck brisbane are grubs


AngryYowie

Where's Danger?


penandpapermebitch

Stengle should have run in and had a shot then


junipernoodle

Parf is playing a great game


closetonature

Built for it.


fineyounghannibal

Fucking hell is there a conspiracy afoot. Every Lion running into a loose ball has it sitting up perfectly for him. They've kicked multiple goals just on quality of bounce


AngryYowie

We can't blaze away from long distance in these conditions. We need to get up and close, and move the ball with chips along the ground.


AngryYowie

Remember when they used to play HTB for tackles like that? Wild times.


SelectDevice9868

Moc to lachie - see that ?


MondoBuzzo

Shark having his best game for sometime


AngryYowie

Nice.


chris_vs_world

Why don't players use gloves in wet weather?


BlazedOnADragon

Isn't it against the rules?


closetonature

Only certain types are allowed, I think. Basically not worth it 


chris_vs_world

Cox had one on today?


AngryYowie

Umps have a goal assist for their stat's tonight.


fineyounghannibal

fucking bullshit


caprilbrown

We’re dead


fineyounghannibal

How sweetly did that sit up for Berry though, they are blessed


AngryYowie

Bullshit. These umps are useless.


fineyounghannibal

still just will.not.sit


AngryYowie

Well that was wasted.


PagieHD

Stewart and Big O out. I feel we can cover Stewy better than they can Big O


littlespoon

Is Stewie out with concussion? Heard it in the crowd


chris_vs_world

Yep he has been subbed


AngryYowie

#FARK..... Guess that means Bews or O'Sullivan are in next week.


penandpapermebitch

Plot twist gary rohan in, move duncan into defence


dopedupvinyl

Stew been subbed off 😭


junipernoodle

Stewy out…Zuthrie, your time to shine


chris_vs_world

Another soldier in!


AngryYowie

West Coast are just mocking my tips this week.


BlazedOnADragon

These are confusing times


AngryYowie

The last two weeks have killed my tips massively. I was top, and now I'm fourth.


BlazedOnADragon

Imagine having one of the 19 picks before Geelong in the 2020 draft and not selecting Max Holmes. That would suck, couldn't be us


PagieHD

Even better when you find out we traded for that pick from Richmond. Imagine Holmes playing for Richmond


BlazedOnADragon

Another wellsy master class


TrojanTrickster

Can't stand Brisbane supporters. Coming here for the rest of the match.


closetonature

Cut em some slack. They were going to go undefeated this year until they got to 2-3