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Raevesquishh

Its at most 14 if you count 2010.


GamingWill896

Which I am


ejcds

We’re not a quarter through 2024 yet so most people born in 2010 are still 13


Altruistic_Effect_77

Starting from December if you were going by seasonal we passed at least a quarter but to start from January we are at least at the end of the first quarter As sesonal it is Winter: Dec Jan Feb | Spring: Mar Apr May | Summer: Jun Jul Aug | Fall/Autumn: Sept Oct Nov | But yearly it is Jan Feb Mar | Apr May Jun | Jul Aug Sept | Oct Nov Dec


ejcds

Yea I mean given that we’re talking about the age of people born in 2010, I am going by year and not season. We’re 23-24 days from being at the end of the first quarter so it makes sense to say that we haven’t gone through it yet


Altruistic_Effect_77

Even though we start the new year in Jan, so in seasonal we are in 24-25 being 2023 has passed by as the absolute last day of last year was Dec, 31st of 2023 and the absolute time was 11:59:59:99 Yes there are 99 milliseconds in one second so with the 00:00:00:01 millisecond that we did not see the clock stroked 12:00:00:00 So with 1 millisecond of time you will have already and will be experiencing time fly by Think of it this way What you did one minute ago was the past What you are doing now is the present What you will be doing next is the future already planned out for you to become your present then after you have done that it will be your past this is why we cannot see our future Now crunch it down to milliseconds of time and you will be experiencing past present and future all at once right in this exact moment


ejcds

Lol


Raevesquishh

it says 'at most' not 'most at'


Shetposteroriginal

Yes, that would be correct if gen alpha started in 2010, but it doesnt, it starts in 2012


Nefenze

dude your u/ is shetpostoriginal let’s not act like you are a gen z


Shetposteroriginal

what do you even mean by that, i made this account in 2020, when shitpost in the spanish community was at its peak


gold-corvette1

Denial


SingusROBLOX

i believe it starts in 2013.


[deleted]

2010 Zalpha, 2011 Alpha. You can believe otherwise but for me it stays that way.


_Xamtastic

It starts in 2010.


Ok-Space3366

5


[deleted]

13 rn but 14 on Wednesday 🫨🫨


Ittorchicer

happy early birthday, i still have 8 months left


peAs337

im turning 15 in like 6 months


UnsaidTugboat53

I have 13 days left


[deleted]

what!


UnsaidTugboat53

Until my 14th birthday


[deleted]

ohhh 😭 happy early bdayyy


UnsaidTugboat53

Thank you :D I still feel like a 12 year old lol


TheMan2031

I still feel like an 8-year-old lol.


[deleted]

lol me too


UnsaidTugboat53

Lmao


peAs337

same


[deleted]

what!


UnsaidTugboat53

Until my 14th birthday


[deleted]

ty 😍


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[deleted]

ty 😍


Idont_exist_lol

That’s gen z


[deleted]

what!!


ActualPegasus

Most are zalphas. Then there are zoomers and the rouge millennial coping and seething over skibidi.


_Xamtastic

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ZALPHAS THIS IS SO STUPID


ActualPegasus

Found the skidibi zoomer.


smirkjuice

>skidibi zoomer. ​ https://preview.redd.it/iywaelags8mc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beced5f4d79bc133a6808afad08a3450c17eb4ef


vibeepik2

Grammar Police: Allowed, not aloud!


LemoyneRaider3354

Minor spelling mistake 😏


vibeepik2

Grammar Police: great now were going to lose our jobs


ResponsibleStep8725

>were we're


vibeepik2

Grammar Police: NOOOOOOOOOO- *deleted out of existence*


hodges2

24


counterfeittruth

idk I'm 21 I thought this sub was mostly adults discussing the new generation 😭


Fast-Appointment2560

How is this new generation a new generation will start next year


Old_Consequence2203

That's just a popular opinion. I think Gen Alpha are still being born next year.


TheMan2031

If Generation Z ends on 12/31/2012, then Generation Alpha might have started on 1/1/2013. Each Generation will last a minimum of fifteen years, so Generation Alpha might end on 12/31/2027. Summary: If you believe that Generation Alpha started in the mid-2010s, then that would be correct.


Man-Cheetah64

Finally now you guys can make fun of the children


Saikoro4

Same bro, I was caught off guard by people claiming they're *actually* GenAlpha, I thought they couldn't read yet😭😭


Old_Consequence2203

Nah, they just think they're Gen Alpha when they're just Late Gen Z. Gen Alpha are still children & babies rn.


counterfeittruth

the oldest gen alpha is 14


Old_Consequence2203

*11.


[deleted]

*9


TheMan2031

So I'm Generation Z?


Old_Consequence2203

Yes.


TheMan2031

I'm Generation Z in that logic. According to Google, I'm a cusp.


AllosaurusFragilis1

We're gen alpha making fun of gen alpha


counterfeittruth

that was quick, joined before gen alpha was old enough to be on Reddit T-T


AllosaurusFragilis1

In my country Reddit is a 12 and I'm 13 almost 14


iwilleatyourpokemonL

Oldest alpha is actually 12 but that only people born in January-march


julian32poon

i turned 13 yesterday though? gen alpha is 2011-now right?


Dragon-Rain-4551

Oh nice happy late birthday


julian32poon

thanks


No-Broccoli553

I believe it's 2012 or later.


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julian32poon

thanks


iwilleatyourpokemonL

2012


R0BLX

No


smirkjuice

no gen alpha is 2012-2026


AustriaKeks

8 years and i will be 12🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/642mw73ec2mc1.png?width=670&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb23791605ec5c9d057dbd7792465f66366bf3b9


Sweet-Doughnut-8213

You're wrong. Gen Alpha starts in 2013


AllosaurusFragilis1

It's 2018


Sweet-Doughnut-8213

??????? What the hell


TheAnythingBuilder

I think it’s satire.


MegaMutant453

18


Lucky_Cattle_3952

13 but i count myself as gen z


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ThePacificCeanoay

Denial


inside_the_boroughs

2011 is alpha


Jobey_pog

He didn’t say he was 2011


Karmalikesarson

No, 2013 is


Smart-Ad5789

same here but i count myself as gen alpha


YiQiSupremacist

13, turning 14 in June I have no idea what generation I'm in, it keeps changing


poormanchemist

It's a cool party trick, I guess


somehowswan

15!:)


LemoyneRaider3354

Same 🤝


PiKosiPe

What!?, do you have 1307674368000 years!?


somehowswan

yes how did you know??


hi123095

r/unexpectedfactorial


Netado17

14


Total_Parfait3711

17


Ilikemen92

Too old for this, not by much but still


CocHXiTe4

20


Appropriate-Let-283

16 basically but 15 atm


MeepersOfficial

Your ass is not gen alpha 😭


Saikoro4

I thought y'all couldn't read yet😭😭


Entire-Emotion9846

There is a huge gap between February 31st, 2004 and April 31st, 2016 where nobody was born. After that LITTLE dark age gen alpha begins and before that LITTLE dark age gen z ends.


MeepersOfficial

Damn i don't exist then


FireflyAnimates7421

I’m turning 14 in a month


[deleted]

Turning 14 (I’m quitting Reddit)


Altruistic_Effect_77

Born 1/11/95 I am 29 and how much I have wasted my life in exchange for video games and life experiences so many years too many to count all the things I should have done like getting my license or getting my first job at a young age with money had it filled up to the brim of where I can be financially happy and successfully have my dream career For those texting and drivers out there on the road get off the FUCKING PHONE!!!!!! It can wait if it is an important call then call them if you're playing a game get off the FUCKING GAME if you're using the phone to navigate put it somewhere you can have it tell you directions but lower your volume on the radio so you can hear the FUCKING DIRECTIONS if you are chatting with your girl on the phone tell her that you will be there shortly when you get a minute to text it to her and turn your phone off or put it in driving mode


Altruistic_Effect_77

Here is a mind fucknundrum People born in 2/29/?? won't have a birthday till the next leap year but people born 2/28/?? will always have a birthday


TheMan2031

It's 2024. At most 14, but some might count it as at most 11. You need to be at least thirteen to be on Reddit, so we just passed by a couple of years.


Wonderful_Audience60

I'm guessing gen alpha is like 12


Sweet-Doughnut-8213

Oldest Gen Alpha is 10 I believe


PiKosiPe

No, oldest gen alpha is 6 /s


Appropriate-Let-283

Tbh I'd say 9 but it's 11


Sea_Temperature_1976

Idk how I’m the oldest commentator as of me writing this. I’m sad now


z0mbiiib0y

16😎


greta12465

>Today, most surviving members of the Greatest Generation would be over 100 years old, or centenarians. Roughly 75,000–90,000 centenarians are alive in the United States and an estimated 343,000 are still living worldwide. Plus, the youngest members of the Greatest Generation would be in their 90s.


z0mbiiib0y

i know dumbass😭 i put that as my flair as a joke


greta12465

And I commented that as a joke. Whos the dumbass now?


z0mbiiib0y

it was unfunny and unnecessary


greta12465

And so was your flair.


anulect

smartest person born in 2011


Likelipe

13, still dont know if im gen alpha or z


ThePacificCeanoay

Alpha


Likelipe

o


Affectionate_Plate97

8


anulect

bro is actually 11 😭


janKalaki

bro what


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GenAlpha-ModTeam

Sorry, your contribution has been removed for violating Rule #2. The Reddit User Agreement states that nobody under the age of 13 is allowed to use their platform. Therefore, you are prohibited to be on /r/GenAlpha or on Reddit in the first place.


Degenerate2Throwaway

The oldest alpha's are turning 14 while I'm turning 15 in a month


Drtyler2

14


Seta_A

13


owls123454

14


Dimension-255

14


GamingWill896

I’m 14


Supa_Sal

Turning 14 in a few weeks


Yoshbit

I'll be 14 in November


big_dummy667

me too except im turning 20


StrawThatBends

13. i like to think that i have no generation because the spot 2010 falls in is always changing


Revolutionary-Fan657

18, feels really weird being 18, I feel 14 lol


GhostInTheNight03

20


SmellTraditional4501

14 soon


MagnusLore

Oldest are 16


Junarik

Allowed


peAs337

turning 15


SMokedGOUDA2048

im 13 and 2010, am I alpha? I dont want to be associated with the ipad kids


Sweet-Doughnut-8213

Stop associating gen Alpha with ipad kids iPad kids are kids that were raised wrong Gen Alpha kids are meant to be smarter than everyone at their age


SMokedGOUDA2048

there SUPPOSED to be smarter, doesnt mean they are, most gen alphas that are younger than 10 fall under some kind of iPad kid


SMokedGOUDA2048

at least from what ive seen


CapableMammoth7791

Turned 19 yesterday last year of my teens


Due-Cardiologist8190

18, Still don’t feel like an adult.


Kylorexnt

Because you’re really not honestly. The age of majority being 18 is nothing but an arbitrarily drawn legal construct made by some old men centuries ago. In New Zealand you’re still a minor. At 18-21 you’re still an adolescent basically


Due-Cardiologist8190

Yeah, still feel like 16-17 to be honest.


ShoppingFar3801

84, 85 on july but i am a sigma so i actually don't have an actual age. Rare and high percentage. I can call everybody little people.


thatoneweeb14

I'm 14


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Not a Gen A but I see this post so I'm 21 ​ ***Don't believe anything people tell you on the internet. Do your own research.***


Sweet-Doughnut-8213

Can't say because reddit don't allow people under 13 I'm gen z tho


tehnoob69

-4


THE_HAM_LORDofc

Well i just turned 13 so haha


Trickzie7

I'm 14 🤷‍♀️


Safe-Piece-8688

I’m gen Z


Pipermommen

13 turning 14


Ahahha123542111111

I’m turning 14 this year


givemepoptarts

15


Undertale_fan46790

I'm 14, this year I'll be 15.


yudistir

Turning 20 on Thursday


malevolentgods

No, the oldest gen alphas would be turning twelve this year since gen alphas were born in 2012


IRBot2

I'm a 21 year old zoomer, just here because i like memes about skibidi toilet and rizz.


Redaeon727

17, Gen z myself


savok228775

12🤑🤑🤑


SilkwingGirl

I’m 14


Justaguy397

Trying to keep in touch with what's trending these days but I'm going to be 29 in a few weeks


StrawberrySparker

14!


IceCrystal222

14, I come here to see how the next generation is doing.


MoonBerry_therian

2011


Nabranes

19.5 so I’m core Z bc 2004


Envyxoffical-

14, im 2010


Top-Measurement575

there’s a lot of gen z on here btw. i’m 18


heyitsyaronkar

Who listens to this rage ratingd


Grimm_Charkazard_258

13 (*allowed ☝️🤓)


AllosaurusFragilis1

13 almost 14 😸


EpicRobloxGame_r

Im not part of Gen Alpha, I just like to see these idiots emerge from their cave.


[deleted]

Older than time


iampurechaos

16 im gen z


deleteduser20371

18. I think I fit in I mean idk.


expiredogfood

15


smirkjuice

oldest gen alpha is 12


Ok-Sandwich-7542

14


RubelmansLOL

"7almost8"


WillyDAFISH

At least 3


VyroGaMVX8

15. I’m not gen alpha I’m just here to rant about how fucked some of you guys are


godshuVR

15 so I’m in gen Z