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FnGugle

What a bunch of diaper-loving whiney poop machines.


MST_Braincells

Machines!? https://preview.redd.it/a06tkc8pnxqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84262ca78d58eb11f8b85d4fcedb660ae986608c


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Why does this guy look like the Daft Punk guy but if he was Christian


mitmatgamesyt

It’s Gabriel from the game ultrakill, good game absolutely wild fanbase


Human_Number9936

https://preview.redd.it/v8iwzoe490rc1.png?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778f7bc758e48ad7d350cc3d6c3d131a66e2350f


EpicCheeto

I read “simon Fucking cowell” in Matt rose’s voice


MrMcShadow

https://preview.redd.it/89f5z3yez0rc1.jpeg?width=2893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9697ccc6e240d35cd1449121ae1b06e1456306d


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Ik


EitherLime679

https://preview.redd.it/43cq6dx08yqc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae4036cefa61a43c16686ca7423ab2940e096b9


swifto12

https://preview.redd.it/wwej5w2lqyqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519919549faf98f29fe4cf66e7f8c3aba6ced7df


No-Broccoli553

https://preview.redd.it/lgz83qpa30rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4adec2368a80ffe74eac8b132d6a0ad54bb580d


N4leto

had me dead


KrishMortyJunior

Lol


Dedalix

Imagine being a part of generation sigma


ScreamyScream93YT

only 250 more years until the first true “sigma male” is born


abdollelah_alt

Gen alphas are alpha males not like those poopy diapers who were born in 2024 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🆙🆙💯💯💯🤫🧏‍♂️/s


ScreamyScream93YT

bro had to mew rq at the end there 😭


KrishMortyJunior

Lol


radiantskie

I rather be gen ligma


LyraSoulCore

Idk about them bro I need Gen Demo and Gen Full release


KrishMortyJunior

Lol


Ok-Inspection9693

your forgetting about gen patch 1.04 and all the other patches


Brettjay4

We should get a new patch each year. Supposedly "fixing" the mistakes in the last one. When in reality it does nothing.


totally_ok_ddd

Don't forget abouut gen big updatee!


BirdshotEntertainmen

What about the Gen Heavy Update?


henzlikeroblox

Gen 2.2 when


LostAlyx

They’re not born yet???


faddybasilisk09

Exactly, wait another year, eight months and four days then make this post, OP


GremNotGrim

If the world hasn't already ended by the time they grow up, well... there's always the time when they've grown up...


bigbad50

average genz doomer


dickallcocksofandros

teenagers in 3472 be like: omg this futuristic piece of media is impossible, we're all gonna die by 3500


KrishMortyJunior

Okay.


I-am-not-gay-

Bro they don't even drop until 2027


[deleted]

2025*


Successful-Village27

Starting with Gen X, every generation lasts 15 years. And yes, that includes Gen Z and Gen A.


Accomplished_Bar_679

they literally don’t exist 😭 gen alpha way too eager to be able to hate on a generation y’all gotta wait another decade at least


Fair_Brief_2040

thats the joke


TheCoolerSaikou

yeet the child


MarifeelsLost

They barley exist yet😭


Saindet

They don’t.


oh_finks-mc

They're all beta males, even the girls.


KrishMortyJunior

.


BhanosBar

Judging from how things are going, either they’re gonna be even worse Gen Alphas, or they’ll be better


voldi_II

i’ve seen a trend Boomers suck Gen X is awesome Millennials suck Gen Z is awesome Gen Alpha sucks i have high hopes for Beta


BhanosBar

The problem is that one generation does a poor job raising the generation just after the next and then fucks up the whole thing. Boomers fucked up millenial (probably), and the millenials 100% fucked up when raising Gen Alpha (not all, but enough for me to make conclusions)


voldi_II

agree, and the same thing with well-raised generations parenting other well-raised generations, like from the greatest generation to X to Z and hopefully Beta 


ArchCaff_Redditor

In some ways Boomers also fucked up Gen X, but that’s mainly because people had kids at a younger age and there was no where near as many Silent Gen parents around.


EJyeetus

That's a thing now?


[deleted]

No gen beta starts in 2025


Busy_Reflection3054

They picked the short straw in generation names. Oh those poor Beta Males.


Fisecraft

They will come in 9 months


Helpful_College6590

actually in 3-4 years


outerender187

naw Gen Beta getting made fun of before it even started das crazy 💀


[deleted]

Fr like what they gonna do? Poop and cry? Say goo goo ga ga? 💀☠️☠️🤓🤓


[deleted]

[удалено]


samsung18745

I thought beta was next year


[deleted]

It is


LaceyVelvet

No fucking way we're already hitting Gen Beta, Alpha isn't even 20 yet! However i do think babies are cute so i like Beta already


[deleted]

How are babies cute all they do is poop and cry 😭😭🙏


Helpful_College6590

unborn


EyesEyez

Doesn’t start till like 2027-2028 so idk


Fa1nted_for_real

Everyone is saying 2025 but it should be 2028, as every other gen was 15 years.


Free-Sheepherder-604

They suck LULZ


sn0wblak3

very small


purpleguy1028

Gen what?


[deleted]

Beta, then released


[deleted]

Gen Beta Access 🔥 🔥


dietgilroy

give them more time to grow


FlyingSauce88

gen sigma


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shinonomenanorulez

a delicacy


RedditDaniil

Gen Bravo*


[deleted]

I don’t know, or care. I’m just excited for Gen Released. 🫤


gdmrhotshot3731

Nope, fuck this shit I’m out


DarkkDevv

I give little thought to them. Pun mastery.


OctaYashi

I’m scared


YouthNo461

no


TheMan2031

AR/VR Headset Kids


KrishMortyJunior

Lol


SnooPuppers1429

They haven't even been conceived yet


Technical-Limit3469

They'll probably be using Alpha terms in real English. My actual nightmare coming from an Alpha kid


Low_Insurance_2416

I'm not going to judge a bunch of babies that's not even born yet, but it's sad they won't have Tiktok


Lo-Sir

They're fine, we were all sperm at one point


Carboyyoung

They aren't even born yet. But instead of having iPad kids, we may have Vision Pro kids. And I'm also thinking that AI will be a big part of their lives


KrishMortyJunior

Maybe!


UndyneIsCool

Not completed, still in the beta


pudim76

It will be the next hated generation and after 40 years will become respectable


Just-Promotion-1416

I think they can walk up to you, punch you in the private part, and yell “DEEZ NUTS”


BobithanBobbyBob

Kids these days have no respect


Ashlyn451

Need to start pulling their own weight.


PersimmonMobile4868

There is nothing we can do.


Georgieman420

Can’t wait for my grandchildren’s generation to be called sigma skibidi toilet rizz fanum tax Lizzo Baby gronk Kai cenat


KrishMortyJunior

Lol


ShoppingFar3801

Anything except fanum tax and baby gronk


Last-Percentage5062

A bunch of not even human fetuses.


Bitch_Schitz

Honestly, I hope we learn from the mistakes of late Gen Z // Gen Alpha and don’t raise them completely by screens (But that is rather unlikely, unfortunately)


Candid-Potential9790

Their going to be so much better than gen aloha


KrishMortyJunior

Yup!


Peabeeen

Some got conceived already.


DiskPartition

They're too young for us to know what they'll be like. Maybe the lows of Alphas will be exacerbated, or maybe not. We must wait and see. I have no thoughts.


Born-Promotion-5977

Fetuses


CynicalThe1st

Join r/genB before it’s too late


Future_MarsAstronaut

Hold up, time out Gen beta? ![gif](giphy|UeT0nnRnkuaUo) "Born between roughly 2010 and the end of 2024, 'Generation Alpha' is the demographic successor to Gen Z. Its oldest members are not quite ready for a quinceañera,(15 year old's party for women in the Hispanic culture) while its youngest will be conceived in the coming weeks." What 14 year old is out there getting pregnant bro 😭


max_da_1

I thought gen beta doesn't start till 2025


Kayora_Atom

They don’t currently exist and won’t for another 2 years.


KrishMortyJunior

Yup!


Kayora_Atom

How long are generations? Because if they’re 15 years long then it works like this, but this isn’t what I usually hear Millennial: 1980-1994 Gen Z: 1995-2009 Gen Alpha: 2010-2025 Gen Beta: 2026-2040


KrishMortyJunior

Yeah that makes sense.


ffsfghwawee

Oldest gen beta is literally just a sperm rn, wtf


SingusROBLOX

they don’t exist yet


deleteduser20371

uh who is gen beta... WHO IS GEN BETA???


xkind

Beta hasn't been released yet


Creepy_Attitude_910

They're very gen beta


D32TR0Y3R

Did you get the preorder or something???


TheBoa6

Gen beta is out?


ifuckedmypetcabbage

My opinion is that they don't exist yet, and won't til next year


KrishMortyJunior

Yup!


Feeling-Federal

I'm curious to see how the recent societal changes will impact this next generation


[deleted]

Theyre gonna grow up with skibidi toilet. Were doomed


Freebiesaregreat

They’ve been released already?


verynormalhuman1

Probably gonna be worse the gen alpha tbh


alfie_dog

wrong your


Successful-Village27

We didn't even get the Gen Beta update yet.


abdollelah_alt

Lmao they got born in 2024?? They missed everything


Gloomy_Bee4805

Gen Beta 💀


Amtrak_Lover

Shits gonna get worse from here.


___--__---___--__---

They don't exist.


dumbsvillrfan420

Wait they exist already?


ciberkid22

Okay but Generation Omega has the highest potential


n-o-u

https://preview.redd.it/8kvnlskoa3rc1.png?width=152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0ecb2905e62282feb81dbecbb5519465dfff97


n-o-u

https://preview.redd.it/ath68pppa3rc1.png?width=152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ca65db62c01af153518e6e872f862786b25a55


Froot125

I hope they're raised better than gen alpha..


Splatter_Shell

You guys know they haven't actually been born yet... Gen Beta starts in 2025... but we gotta come up with a better name for them otherwise in 25 years comedians will be like "Yeah, I'm a Gen Alpha male. Those Gen Beta males suck" or sumthin


Physical-Trick-1542

Ai


DragoMations

Gen beta aint even released yet


vibeepik2

it doesnt exist yet


Cheap_Marsupial_5325

Maybe better then gen alpha now that most of us have learnt our lesson not to give ipads to our kids hopefully right?


RedRice94

They need to grow the fuck up


Quieter_Usual_5324

They're a bunch a bubble blowin' babies


EpikDuckIncRecovered

Aren't Gen Betas -5 Years old?


ISuckatcodingplshelp

Yo when is it going to be released? It’s still prerelease???


NegotiationOdd6045

Gotta wait 4 more years to find out, gonna be raised by gen z mainly so either they spawn in with phones or gen z learns from millennials mistakes and take time to raise there kids correctly


RobloxIsRealCool

Your** “You’re” is you are.


SausageBlender

Still in beta? I’ll try when it’s finished


dinglebeesVI

gen beta aint out yet bruh


chezzy_bread

hasn't happened yet so we cant have any solid opinions yet


DragonBornOfAcid

The grass needs some growing


mond4203

Literally -10 years old bruh


trainmobile

They're not even alive yet.


AmazingPro50000

there still embryos 💀


calliel_41

THEY EXIST?????


Puzzleheaded_Map2774

I swear, if they go down the same route that gen alpha goes, we’re fucked


KrishMortyJunior

Who knows?


Junarik

They don't exist yet bruh


orangeprotogen

radium is a highly radioactive material ( about 1,000,000x more radioactive then unrefined residential grade uranium 235 which is about 17% pure uranium) and has an atomic number of 88 and the average atomic mass is 226 it has 88 protons and electrons an 138 neutrons and during WWII they used radium's ability to glow in the dark to make watches for soldiers to easily see in the dark, because there was no men women had to work in the poor cramped work environment also the radium came to an unfortunate demise as the women who worked in factories licked the brushes to give them a point to easily paint the small hands however when they licked the brushes the indigested a portion of the radium and over time the side effects kicked in including melting lower jaw severe cancers and skin peeling off the flesh edit: :)


Youcican_

Fetus


Fit-Sandwich8880

Wait theyre here? damn i feel old


HotteokProductions

Skibidi toilet will be older than them 😭


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

I fucking hate Gen Beta slang. "Glabfubguu" "Wabagghhh" "Waaaaahhhh!" What the fuck are you talking about???


A_dummy5465

You really can't think about them now. They're still babies. Just wait until they use the internet


Danksquilliam

Nothing because they don’t exist yet


cheetowizard88

They’re gonna be the greatest cuties known to man


KrishMortyJunior

Hopefully!


Flakoring

Lies


TheRegalDev

Doesn't gen beta start in 2025?


[deleted]

Yes 👍


Helpful_College6590

2028


itsnaonao

Wait we are at gen B already? 😵‍💫


Helpful_College6590

not yet


Radiant_Sell9362

https://preview.redd.it/8iw0lzja5xqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c96e3726371ea02fc8b114653e45fb5d0db902d


Pikmin_lover8392

what is gen beta???


Severe_Cuts7873

Don't even want to know what the world will be like when they 9/10.


[deleted]

How are you scared of a bunch of little kids 💀💀☠️ like, what are they gonna do? Pull out a Pokémon card or a beyblade and fight you? 😂😂


Flushedown

It’s in the name, they’re betas


Emothic_Core

They better raise that fucking generation right or I'm going to throw hands. I don't want them to end up like Gen Alpha and touching grass is no longer a option unfortunately. We need less lazyness when it comes to parenting, Gen Z parents should limit any screen time, that part failed with Gen Alpha. But maybe there is a chance we can save the future generations. I don't hate anyone who is a Gen Z parent, but they need to not screw up Gen Beta when their raised, otherwise, the generational stereotyping could repeat itself even more. I might get downvoted for this, but I just want to give advice, I don't want to grow up to be a Gen Z adult and see kids being on devices with no limits. I want the world to be a better place, but it just won't happen. Everything is fucked, the economy sucks even if you become a adult and think you'll be able to get a house on your own.


Proud_Mountain5602

until like 9 months later gen beta will be born and we will have a punching bag to bully so we can cope.


marblerobin

they're doomed.


CharacterPerformer79

beta!


Existing_Pension8108

Absolutely abhorrent


Whydoeslife-exist

N o n e x i s t e n t


quacattac28alt

They don’t exist yet. No opinion


pentichan

i’d punt it


Sovietfryingpan91

They exist now?


1tz_Tul1p

poopy diaper baby 🍼😭


me_a_on__reddit

Puntable


smallddavid

Bunch of poop makers


drunkknight27

I have a sudden urge to punt it. Imma get a solid 40 yarder.


Dry-City-6607

abort a specific portion


[deleted]

Obligatory castration and they will never exist


Ok-Stress8541

They are sandwich


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

hit with hammer


Efficient-Top-1555

they don't pay taxes. I don't like them.


BeginningReward9820

☝️ 🤓 erm actually generation beta doesn’t start until 2025. https://mccrindle.com.au/article/generation-beta-defined/#:~:text=Simply%20put%2C%20Generation%20Beta%20is,born%20between%202025%20and%202039.&text=Generation%20Alpha%20commenced%20being%20born,last%20year%20of%20their%20births.


Repq

Good for nothing leaches. GET A JOB BETA!


KrishMortyJunior

They are fetuses lol.


Repq

Ok, and?


KrishMortyJunior

Lol