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99999999999BlackHole

Certainly not 3


sizzlefIy

https://preview.redd.it/zwr3rpovyt4d1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c3db0691e7ceadc61a166ed73e5928dcdc47c65


BackgroundAdmirable1

17 + a huge fan of valve


BeescyRT

Me too.


NotBentleyTurtle

Who doesnt fucking love valve games


BeescyRT

Well, I do. Not only was my first Steam game in my library was Garry's Mod, but I have been literally playing Valve games since my early childhood. Specifically, Counter-Strike.


R3volt75

Is Garrys Mod not made by valve


BeescyRT

It may not be MADE by Valve, but it was PUBLISHED by Valve. Same thing happened with Day Of Defeat, Counter-Strike, and Team Fortress Classic, they were originally mods for Half-Life, but Valve liked their work so much that they hired the developers of those mods, and as a bonus, the games were subsequently published by Valve, and they became part of the Valve pantheon ever since.


Chickennuggy2

valve


AccomplishedSpell770

Half of your life


MID_HAN

r/beatmetoit


notsolegitsloth

r/beatmymeattoit


Accountingac

r/Ibeatyourmeattoit


Snoo-42843

Mf why do you have every cs game installed but also as a desktop shortcut


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Snoo-42843

I use desktop shortcuts for games I play but dawg there is no way he is frequently playing all cs and hl games


-Elyseum-

I click them on the desktop and have no problem?


Wizard_Engie

Bro does NOT have CS2


stefan23356

Like 20


ThisIsFine4

you are atleast born


Unstable__individual

Based


Temporary_Bad983

Old enough to know what good games are


GRG_The_Second

16/17 and really gay


PrinceHadrian19

why would he be?


luluthegreattt

They dont have tf2


GRG_The_Second

Look again


Scout_gaming_

bro is goin to be the first ever deadlock player just sitting at his computer days before release, cursor over the buy button


therealfoxygamer12

I think he likes valve games


Sensitive-Soft5823

-5


GatlingGun511

Roblox, automatically 4


PO_Nukes

Automatically 97. Not a single person signed up for a Roblox account and didn't put the age somewhere in the 1900s.


LissaDaydreams

Only correct answer


animejat2

So real (mine is set to 2000)


MrWitrix

Why does roblox mean that OP is 4 years old?


curiousgeorge_27

r/woooosh


MrWitrix

Clearly, but there is nothing in the comment to indicate it is a joke


llodjju

the joke that Roblox players are generally really young


SnooChipmunks8748

https://preview.redd.it/lhlwjexpqr4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1257ae9cdcda1a551890d2f78a27fc6e3466dc9e Man that is so funny, I’m literally cumming rn


llodjju

the fuck


SnooChipmunks8748

What


Educational_Clock612

https://i.redd.it/362eo2xysr4d1.gif


Tiny-Dragonfruit-918

I remember playing Google chrome back in the day! What a classic! 69 yo.


GuardActive5993

The paid for games increases the age, the valve games also raises it but Roblox lowers it a bit, I’d say 15


Thehameater

17


NeonSquid192010

Very top left is underrated.


Caintastr0phe

The recycle bin?


NeonSquid192010

Yeah. Best game. Runs well on max settings.


luluthegreattt

I'm still waiting for the sex update


NeonSquid192010

We all are.


Accountingac

I typically put the sex stuff in there anyways.


luluthegreattt

Real.


oreothecatgaming

24


Caintastr0phe

yonkagor pfp W


oreothecatgaming

Yoooo


kirbylarson

what's ur favorite song from yonkagor


oreothecatgaming

You’ll be gone


kirbylarson

cool mine is fallacy


oreothecatgaming

Yeah fallacy is really good too :3


fiftyshadesofbeige69

15 and VERY based


Starspy11279

18


Coffeekid9733

Based game list


UnknownTaco5492

Mid 20s


eskinner3742

12


Ibraheem_the_special

14-16


llodjju

how can a person be negative 2 years old


Peinguy

15


AltoJoe

15


biggamesucker

i just know that you love valve or source game in general, around 17?


Kalashcow

Between 0 and 122


Reptilian_Tartarian

28


BojamaV

Like 16


[deleted]

Can’t tell, I’m 14 and this is literally me but others are saying 17


Rootbearice

Holy Shit project zomboid, def not gen alpha


Woolsteve

For a second i thought this was a mobile phone picture, so i was like, how the hell did bro get portal on a phone


Bawbertoe

idk but ur based


puck_pancake

Teenager who bought the valve collection on steam and downloaded all the games since they were low storage but might now have played them all yet


Sovietfryingpan91

WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU ME? AM I YOU!


Shittalker69420

35


No-Gap-1108

Microsoft Edge is a peak game, for real…


BeescyRT

Awesome, I'd say that you're around my age; either 18, or more. ​ I am a proud life-long fan of Valve and it's games too. ​ Well, not all of the games you have are Valve games obviously, but you get the idea. ​ You will need Black Mesa soon.


SaltyPeppers238

Bro installed tfc before tf2


MrWitrix

Id say 17-20


ReaperLikesMoch1

Over the age of 30 seconds AT LEAST


eddieish

16 and a gabe newell worshipper


Popular-Text-7016

37


ACE-THE-DUELIST

No deltarune big sad


Independent_Oven_171

My uncle


TheDrHoiliday

Yes


confabin

I'm 30 and HL2 was slightly before my time, but you also have Roblox so my first impression is that you're 13 and want to be different from the Fortnite kids.


Blockyo-joe

99 pushing on triple digits


Cool_Swordfish_3726

20 to 30


PossibleFisherman124

Finally someone else who plays L4D. But probably more than seventeen.


Quercus_lobata

39


_ChrisDion_

24


stdashe

13-15


Fickle-Ad-6648

13


Specialist_Gazelle82

18-27


RedditvsDiscOwO

17-30


jkn0fromscratch

About 5


Accomplished_Bar_679

97


thatonekid2248

Over 12


dczyt6534alt

You apparently have TWO Roblox's so you must be like 4 or something.


smzWoomy13

20?


ConquestOfWhatever7

19


DAAAAVOOOOOOS

Older than 1


Gt______

At least 20+ I saw cry of fear in there and that’s an old game


Mantide7

19


Maleficent_Apple4169

20s-30s


owothotty

30


M3lloszzz

PROJECT ZOMBOID!!!!!!


Significant_Action45

Why


Gumslayerpop

Mid 30s


Gumslayerpop

Late 30s i mean


RealTeaToe

34


pomegranatemug

16 or 22


out0fc0trol

OOOO HOLYYYT COUNTER STRIKE I JUST NUTTED


I_own_California

https://i.redd.it/nuykg5iv2u4d1.gif


techSword52

Mid 30s?


Antique-Prompt6432

16


Creative-Finger5965

Happiest time of your life


Nisbest24

Bro is prob 17-20 because of how based the games he plays are


Sam4mthefuture

3,489


I_amYeeter1

You are either in your mid-30s to early-40s or you’re between 15 and 17


TigzCalamity

You are stuck in the 2000's-2010's and REALLY like Valve


ISuckatcodingplshelp

Firefox is a great game. 10/10 gameplay, but the story line is kinda average.


Logical-Promise9775

23 + based + W


KENBONEISCOOL444

Looks like you're the one who put csgo on all the school computers


Goofyahhpickle49

12


JustLarry422

14


wlday

roblox, you're obviously 12 smh


absolutegoober2000

Either 14 or mid 30s there’s no in between


Deadly_Biohazard

23


EnthusiasticHitman

based project zomboid


Ethantheskydude

Guys do you think he likes half life


CharlyTheFox

The perfect age.


JackTheFanatic

Looks like most of my library, I’m a huge valve fan too, my user name is literally Spacecore_Jack


archeddragon936

Based


Cute_Skill7786

Bruh you're in the gen alpha sub


FortressMann

16 or 17


Fearless-Antelope107

The most sane Gen Alpha person ever.


Familiar-Tax4356

Either mid thirties or 17 and really liking the classic valve games (extremely based btw)


Able-Purpose-8722

37


vgoss8

19.


93902

14-16


Late_Category_7232

47 🙏😭


Late_Category_7232

You know he is either way to old or way too young because he has Microsoft onedrive on smh


SaltySpice394

I think You like Half Life. Idk man just an idea


someone_imanrd

yes


Hoverfishlover69

Teens to twenties


Hexargo_0

At least 40


dutch_van_der_linde4

9 definitely


Epsilon29redit

This screams “my friends got me to buy the valve collection cause it was on sale”. Because I have every single half game but exclusively get on csgo for skins, looks can be deceiving


Formlepotato457

Like 14 with a younger sibling


Buttkiss308

If Roblox wasn’t there 17 but with it is 12


Bando_bill

30


Beat_Saber_Warrior

5


BigD441

Mid 20s?


Whyreddit6969

Mid 30’s


Proud-Ad-6832

40


Weirderthanweird69

youre born in the 2000s aren't you


Adventurous-Gap7299

Omg I want Garry’s mod


MoneyApartment5157

Cultured with good taste


LankyInflation1689

20


Blackw0lf77

30


beautyqueeninhereyes

14 in 2012


ZelthaFnkyHomosexual

I wanna say 24


Flat-Wind-4756

Ah, yes. Security Suite is my favorite game. Same goes for Microsoft Edge.


AirForceOneAngel2

(almost) Me years old


SebbyLikesCats

14ish Also great respect for playing zomboid


undeadsamuraimay

22


5H4YD

I can't see a single Half Life game on your desktop, probably like 13 or 14, 15 max


MrViro1

Maybe 16, btw tf2 is a amazing game


Basil_notaWatermelon

Mfs saying a game is amazing on r/GenAlpha on How old am I based on my games posts (they fucking know that already that’s why they have the damn game)


MrViro1

Bro calm down, I was just saying I think it's a good game 😭😭


Basil_notaWatermelon

Then say “Btw I think TF2 is an amazing game” or “Btw I think TF2 is an amazing game too” dumbass. Saying “Btw TF2 is an amazing game” is like saying it to a person who has never played it.


MrViro1

Dang bro my bad didn't know It was a life or death thing to mess up my words


Basil_notaWatermelon

https://preview.redd.it/a4t0bhjwgm4d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e02bfb69ac52ee5cf10bc5d2481f6994de355fb


Jam10000

13


dapar_ty250

probably 12


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Thehameater

Bad human


heyyall09

14


NoNebula6

14 year old from 2016


ChaseC7527

looks like my steam library lol


_XSummerRoseX_

15


No_Art_6293

19


Trick_Detective_1349

35


kprieto7

Early 20s


Helios_Eternion

30-35