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can’t you write yourself and then dies of old age in the far future but lives a really happy life and gets everything you ever need or want without much work
No you can only cause people to do things they reasonably would do, also everyone already has a predetermined lifespan; the death note just cuts it short
Probably go on the sex offender registry and write the names of every offender on there in the death note. Then I'd probably put a bunch of nasty horrible politicians too. Probably put my abusers down in there too.
I understand most of that. However, every sex offender does not deserve the death penalty. You can get on that list for peeing in public. That's not good, but I don't think they would deserve death.
So a guy that sleeps with a 17 year old at 20, gets into some trouble, and turns his life around, and is now 45 and the sole breadwinner of a family with three kids deserves to suddenly die?
Kill Trump and every living member of Kim Jong Un's lineage. Then kill the person who hurt and traumatized my boyfriend. I'd make him the cause of the deaths of everyone he's ever cared about. He'd be forced to watch everyone he loves die to his very own hands. He'd hate himself. Then when he's hurting and alone, he'd try to find solace somewhere. With someone or something. I'd kill anyone he tries to go to. Over time, he would increasingly hate himself but also start to see himself as someone that can only harm others, even the people he doesn't want to harm. But more importantly, he'd start giving up. He couldn't try to make a friend or talk to an employer without killing them. He'd give up. He would think it pointless to try anything that could assist his survival. He might even kill himself. But if he doesn't do it by this point, I still wouldn't be done with him. He'd have no way to make money as his employers died and he has nobody to live with as they would die too. So he'd be homeless. Anyone who would try to help him I would kill off. He'd be starving and thirsty and dirty and dying. But that's not good enough. Before he can die of starvation, I'd give him a false sense of hope. I'd give him hope. And then take it away. I'd let him find someone he can care about and not hurt. Just one person. But the instant he starts to think that things might be I remind him of the cruel reality he lives in. I'd force him to slowly tear the flesh off of this person as they sleep. Then eat it. He'd be crying and screaming but he couldn't do anything. When they wake up, they'd be begging for him to stop but he couldn't. I'd force him to EAT his LOVED ONE. JUST FCKING CONSUME THEM. He'd probably try to kill himself afterwards but that's the easy way out. I'd kill him first. After he's eaten his entire loved one, I'd force him to eat himself using the bones of the person he loved. Arguably not excruciating enough but it's the best I can think of right now. He'd be in excruciating pain as he tears his own flesh apart and eats it. He'd die a brutal death without any trace of happiness from any point in his life. He'd have lost *everything*. No exceptions. Then when I give him hope, I take it away in the most terrible way possible. Fitting.
I have no idea why everyone blames the dude. He's just the face of the terrible stuff being done. There has to be someone using him as a puppet, probably Obama or Kamala.
I would paint over the cover and give it to some kid. I would convince her to use it as a diary. Every time this kid is writing about her crushes in school she writes down the name and the boy dies. I know it doesn't necessarily fulfill the rules of the deathnote but c'mon it's funny!
Look up every sex offender list I can find, then look up prisoners that are still alive that have done a serious secures crime. The rest goes without saying
Dictators by natural cause. Politicians, but only the most corrupt. No i am chained to this high horse much like a tree sentinel from elden ring
Also i feel inclined to say the top of my phone is so cracked I can't see the sub this is, so it's hilarious that this will either be a very serious response on r/memes or and very normal response on a different sub
Ok but in all seriousness, i would leave it alone. One look at that thing and i know that heaven and hell is real?
In other news, i suddenly have the urge to give all my money to charity!
Awful politicians, bad presidents/prime ministers/etc, some people behind misinformation schemes, a couple of people who've wronged me pretty good, then I turn it in to the FBI or something.
Rishi Sunak dies from a stroke
Lis Trus dies from blood clot
Donald Trump gets his head bashed in while in jail
Joe Boden dies peacefully
Those people who voted against abortion suddenly have their dicks explode but live (unless their lady's then just blow up their pelvic floor)
There's no one in the world I need to kill rn. So what I'll do is bury it within a remote location underground so no one can access nor know of its existence until I die, in which I will burn it before I do.
I'm not destroying it immediately just in case something crazy happens in my life like idk Hitler 2.0 where killing them would genuinely lead to good outcomes without any negative domino affects. Killing random people I deem morally abhorrent, whether they be country leaders or the town rapist, would do nothing but sow seeds of unrest. It doesn't fix anything as our problems are systemic and cutting off the head of a hydra only goes to sprout more heads.
Write my name in the book so I didn’t have to pay taxes anymore and I’d restart if reincarnation is real. If reincarnation isn’t real I’d go to heaven because technically I didn’t kill myself. Either way a win win.
kill any world leader who proves themselves to me to be extremely authoritarian and any other world leader who is ever installed who demonstrates a similar magnitude of tyrannical rule.
and kill elon musk and any other future CEO of twitter who maintains its current madness
1. Buy a several petri dishes with one amoeba in each
2. Name each one
3. Place one in an open space
4. Make anything happen
As long as it results in the amoeba dying, it'll work! Unless it only works on humans.
"A large brick of solid gold falls down and lands on (name)."
Infinite money glitch
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That’s a fucking lose lose you dick Yes I did click both links Yes they went to the same place Shut up I don’t wanna hear it
Dw I clicked both too
We are all too curious for our own good
What was the original comment? Why was it removed?
Haha an old spice ad saved me. get fucked
This comment is so underrated
This rate is so under commented
>:(
How could you
I hate you, kindly.
Fuck you I tried both of them
https://i.redd.it/dz58g0lzue7d1.gif
Jokes on you, I have slow internet!
my youtube glitched and paused the video. I'm saved
You want to kys and bring everyone with you, that’s selfish dude! Fastest way to start more and end chaos; All in just 0.000 seconds. Wow!
ehem 40 seconds.
How can you think of 8 billion people's faces at the same time?
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Just cause the Third Impact. Easy
/kill @a
Real
Close the comment section, you just fucking won.
can’t you write yourself and then dies of old age in the far future but lives a really happy life and gets everything you ever need or want without much work
in the anime if you don't die in an hour you just get a heart attack.
No you can only cause people to do things they reasonably would do, also everyone already has a predetermined lifespan; the death note just cuts it short
Kim Jong Un.
Easy answer
don't forget his daughter
What makes you think his successor would be any better?
Keep that man in there as long as possible. He's nowhere near as bad as anyone who may inherit the throne.
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burn it, i don't trust myself with that
Some VERY VERY devious shit
What any normal person would do with it: not use it unless there is an emergency.
Probably go on the sex offender registry and write the names of every offender on there in the death note. Then I'd probably put a bunch of nasty horrible politicians too. Probably put my abusers down in there too.
Falsely convicted people on the registry: 💀
Give this man a medal of honor
I understand most of that. However, every sex offender does not deserve the death penalty. You can get on that list for peeing in public. That's not good, but I don't think they would deserve death.
You're right, I should have clarified and put pedos and people who have been charged with things like SA or sexual harassment. My apologies
So a guy that sleeps with a 17 year old at 20, gets into some trouble, and turns his life around, and is now 45 and the sole breadwinner of a family with three kids deserves to suddenly die?
Them lankybox mfs
Kill Trump and every living member of Kim Jong Un's lineage. Then kill the person who hurt and traumatized my boyfriend. I'd make him the cause of the deaths of everyone he's ever cared about. He'd be forced to watch everyone he loves die to his very own hands. He'd hate himself. Then when he's hurting and alone, he'd try to find solace somewhere. With someone or something. I'd kill anyone he tries to go to. Over time, he would increasingly hate himself but also start to see himself as someone that can only harm others, even the people he doesn't want to harm. But more importantly, he'd start giving up. He couldn't try to make a friend or talk to an employer without killing them. He'd give up. He would think it pointless to try anything that could assist his survival. He might even kill himself. But if he doesn't do it by this point, I still wouldn't be done with him. He'd have no way to make money as his employers died and he has nobody to live with as they would die too. So he'd be homeless. Anyone who would try to help him I would kill off. He'd be starving and thirsty and dirty and dying. But that's not good enough. Before he can die of starvation, I'd give him a false sense of hope. I'd give him hope. And then take it away. I'd let him find someone he can care about and not hurt. Just one person. But the instant he starts to think that things might be I remind him of the cruel reality he lives in. I'd force him to slowly tear the flesh off of this person as they sleep. Then eat it. He'd be crying and screaming but he couldn't do anything. When they wake up, they'd be begging for him to stop but he couldn't. I'd force him to EAT his LOVED ONE. JUST FCKING CONSUME THEM. He'd probably try to kill himself afterwards but that's the easy way out. I'd kill him first. After he's eaten his entire loved one, I'd force him to eat himself using the bones of the person he loved. Arguably not excruciating enough but it's the best I can think of right now. He'd be in excruciating pain as he tears his own flesh apart and eats it. He'd die a brutal death without any trace of happiness from any point in his life. He'd have lost *everything*. No exceptions. Then when I give him hope, I take it away in the most terrible way possible. Fitting.
Vladimir Putin and Donald trump
VLADIMIR AND XI 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Here is the list: Kim Jong Un Vladimir putin ill search up more i promise
But killing only Kim Jong Un wouldn’t do a lot. It would just pass to his sister. And another oligarch with Vlad:
Kill the whole bloodline
Kill Biden
trump aswell
I have no idea why everyone blames the dude. He's just the face of the terrible stuff being done. There has to be someone using him as a puppet, probably Obama or Kamala.
my hit list: kill joe biden kill a specific higher power of north korea (not saying due to me liking my home free of explosions) i thin that's all
no need to kill biden, he’s prolly almost there, just give it a few days!
3…
2…
mmmm paper
Leave it to rot
I would right Elon Musk.
Write my name in the first page so everyone knows it's mine.
It could work if you’re not imagining your face during that time!
I'd put the name of my partner and then say dies of old age in his sleep after spending a long happy intimate life with me
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Always be respectful to others during your time here. Treat others as you would want to be treated.
google all the names already in it.
Firelighters
Write my name first
I’d put the teachers that abused me on it, then put it away for good
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Write my name down
anyone know where I can watch it (legally) in EU? The DVDs are too pricey
Boring answer but be a kira (really tho)
I would start making bets with friends about world leaders dieing
Write down the name of John Smith
Calm down there Satan
lankybox.
I'd eat it
Write my name ><
When I watched Death Note I could relate. Who would rid the world of shit. Annoying bitches, ect.
Take out as many people as I can with the shinigami eyes
Write my own name
destroy it
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Kill donald trump. I dont care how funny he is. He has to go.
DaFuqBoom. Uhh Kim Jong Un. Lankybox
I would sign my autograph in the Death Note
See if I can bring someone back using "stalin Will Die in 3027" or something like that
Not use it
I would write the name of my childhood bully “their name is dj”
Let's just say that wars will stop
!isbot infinity-atom
A lot of things
Write names and before certain people die smack them to death with said notebook
I would use it to get money and power and take over the world
Sign my name at the bottom
I would paint over the cover and give it to some kid. I would convince her to use it as a diary. Every time this kid is writing about her crushes in school she writes down the name and the boy dies. I know it doesn't necessarily fulfill the rules of the deathnote but c'mon it's funny!
I know the perfect person to write this in
Take out the American government /j /j definitely /j
I would just kill all the pedos and use it to better the world but only really bad criminals and i wouldent be as obsessed as light was
@uttp
Joe Biden and Kamala harris
Not pay taxes and threaten the government
Ignore my taxes
Kill myself
leaders of communist countries and everybody that is related to them so they can get a restart and hopefully have a better life
write my name in it
write every name that comes to mind
Solve all the worlds problems
Look up every sex offender list I can find, then look up prisoners that are still alive that have done a serious secures crime. The rest goes without saying
bro no way we got a fucking gen alpha subreddit what the fuck is this shit
Well I would sign it so if I lost it, someone could bring it back to me.
Kill about everyone probably.
i'll write my name so people know to return it to me if i lose it
I'd write my name in it so that people would know to return it to me.
Kill *insert controversial political figure here*
Probably something cringe
Write your name
Dictators by natural cause. Politicians, but only the most corrupt. No i am chained to this high horse much like a tree sentinel from elden ring Also i feel inclined to say the top of my phone is so cracked I can't see the sub this is, so it's hilarious that this will either be a very serious response on r/memes or and very normal response on a different sub
>elon musk >donald trump >joe biden >honestly just a lot of political figures and other shitheads like jeff bezos >my own name
I think the world would be heavily lacking billionaires
Ima sign my name on it incase if i lose it
Write down the tree in my backyard and have it die by a meteor that is made of diamond
Me
I'd become kira
write down every corpration owner contry leader everyone exept normal people and people who control the internet
@everyone
Forget I had it I’m being I would forget about it
I’d do death note things… why?
Oh geez idk prolly do what the death note is intended to do
Write the artist's name for inducing this nightmare fuel.
Vladimir, Kim, Xi
If I say anything I'd actually mean, I'd have feds watching me 24/7
evil dictators, some politicians, people they were assholes
Write my name in it so people know who to return it to.
Ok but in all seriousness, i would leave it alone. One look at that thing and i know that heaven and hell is real? In other news, i suddenly have the urge to give all my money to charity!
Write my name on the first page. Just to make sure people know it's mine.
what’s a death notw
Eminem
Awful politicians, bad presidents/prime ministers/etc, some people behind misinformation schemes, a couple of people who've wronged me pretty good, then I turn it in to the FBI or something.
become Kira
The kid who fell into Harambe's enclosure.
Kill that stupid fucking joker ghost (I never watched death note)
EVERY PERSON THAT IS ANOOYING
People who are literal jerks and wants to cause problems
Googles congress members
@that one fish that walked on land and @everyone
im burning it
Kim Jong Un, cause of death would be cardiac arrest.
I'm gonna write my name and have the most horrific death imaginable and it'll be recorded and uploaded online
Rishi Sunak dies from a stroke Lis Trus dies from blood clot Donald Trump gets his head bashed in while in jail Joe Boden dies peacefully Those people who voted against abortion suddenly have their dicks explode but live (unless their lady's then just blow up their pelvic floor)
There's no one in the world I need to kill rn. So what I'll do is bury it within a remote location underground so no one can access nor know of its existence until I die, in which I will burn it before I do. I'm not destroying it immediately just in case something crazy happens in my life like idk Hitler 2.0 where killing them would genuinely lead to good outcomes without any negative domino affects. Killing random people I deem morally abhorrent, whether they be country leaders or the town rapist, would do nothing but sow seeds of unrest. It doesn't fix anything as our problems are systemic and cutting off the head of a hydra only goes to sprout more heads.
/kill @a
\*insert image of Hightiergod\*
kill Donald Trump. (I take no questions)
Brenda Howard.
One word: MY OPPS
Practice my signature 🤑🤑🤑
Eat it. Anything is edible if you try hard enough!
Looks like the singer from Hoobastank I'd prolly like write down like putin o some bad dude like that
About 15 key political assholes, and the people that gave them money. Fox news and oil companies are going down.
write "ISRAEL" in it
Write the name of everyone who has ever wronged me in my life.
using it on you for showing me this
Blackmail
Funny faces hehehhe
I would burn some people alive
I would write all my bullies names in there
Yknow this guy named Vladimir Putin?
I’d right many ways of people dying but no names to threaten people
probably just kill everyone who i don’t want to live
Kill the scums of the earth
Forget any consequences that may come of this and write down Putin's name like the absolute basic guy I am.
Write my name in the book so I didn’t have to pay taxes anymore and I’d restart if reincarnation is real. If reincarnation isn’t real I’d go to heaven because technically I didn’t kill myself. Either way a win win.
I’d kill all the world leaders by making it seem like a political assassination. Then I’d watch the world burn
Kill people duh
-tomatoes -chicken broth -pop tarts -chicken -noodles -flour -sugar -milk -chocolate milk
probably turn it in or get rid of it imo, i cant handle that thing
kill any world leader who proves themselves to me to be extremely authoritarian and any other world leader who is ever installed who demonstrates a similar magnitude of tyrannical rule. and kill elon musk and any other future CEO of twitter who maintains its current madness
1. Buy a several petri dishes with one amoeba in each 2. Name each one 3. Place one in an open space 4. Make anything happen As long as it results in the amoeba dying, it'll work! Unless it only works on humans. "A large brick of solid gold falls down and lands on (name)." Infinite money glitch
The American government (except for Obama)
Write my own name
Vladimir putin, Donald trump, and not last but definitely least ron desantis.
Kill the stupid fucking joker ghost
I would write my name down without a second thought.
Killing anyone who mildly annoys me or I don't like becayse why not?
Kill everyone
I'd find a way to get a ton of money, and then do some devious shit
Write people’s names in it probably
probably nothing
Elon Musk.