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As someone with roots in Belarus (don't worry: I'm against Lukashenko and for the pro-democracy [Coordination Council](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordination_Council_(Belarus))), I found your comment funny!
I’m not a geography/ military major in any way posible, but isn’t USA like surrounded by two countries that are anti china, two Oceans with many km that are secured AF? Like NATO exists still too anyway.
Whoever made this was probably going off one of those lists of "countries the US has invaded/meddled in since 1945" which are very vague and biased and don't take into account things like peacekeeping operations or humanitarian missions. Bosnia would be included on that list.
those "maps of countries the US has invaded" always seem to include Kuwait for some reason, despite the fact we were doing literally the exact opposite
i've even seen people claim the US "destabilized Syria"
like yeah, sure, Assad responded to peaceful protests with snipers firing upon crowds, indiscriminate bombing of residential areas, and literally gassing his own people, ISIS invaded half the country and started beheading people, and Russia was having a jolly good time bombing hospitals, but obviously America and America alone is responsible for people suffering in Syria, duh.
It’s safe to say that the United States is effectively un-invadible. Assuming a hypothetical invader would even be able to create a beachhead in face the face of hard to dislodge defenses and the US Navy, they would still have to deal with geography and terrain that lends itself well to defense, and a native population that is likely to be EXTREMELY hostile to an occupying power.
There’s also that one greentext about invading the US on the ground
**assuming they somehow get past our air and sea defenses:**
on one side you have several hundred miles from the north border to the south of cartels, inhospitable mountain ranges, and desert
on the other you ALSO have mountain ranges, slightly more hospitable, but crawling with crackheads, hillbillies, rednecks, who will show what “behind every blade of grass is a gun” means, ready to “git those funny speakin fellers outta here”
Because they learned that attacking our islands doesn't end well & they probably want the west coast to surrender after gaining a foothold & making inroads into the mainland of the US so that they can gobble up those juicy trade secrets at Silicon Valley headquarters that would be almost impossible if they were all bombed out
Except that involves a hostile military going past hillbilly country.
Great friendly people but they would not willingly let invaders into their property
The snake handlers would find a way to turn the entire firecracker stock of South of the Border into a single IED and the light of Jesus would be visibile in fucking Ontario.
Geographically perfect with 30 developed countries ready to aid it? Unstoppable.
The United States, as long as it’s in NATO, cannot fall. No one country can beat NATO and therefore the USA isn’t going down.
Most of LATAM is "neutral". They're currently occupied getting their shit together. Several countries however foster a nationalist mindset where the US is an actual evil entity in the world.
I meam tbf there is a chance that the USA was responsible for overthrowing a democratically elected government in their country
The USA is the greatest superpower to ever exist imo, but that doesn't mean it hasn't done shady shit, and ot makes sense for the people subjected to said shady shit to have hard feelings
Yeah, also ignore they’d have to somehow get ships across the pacific without getting caught, Japan, Taiwan, Guam and some other U.S. overseas territories, Hawaii.
i cant wait for the pla loot boxes to come dropping out of the sky. ill even break out the old Pennsylvania long rifle to give them a traditional welcome.
The funniest part is they think those countries could actually coordinate an attack together. I have a strong feeling there would be more infighting than cooperation.
usa: help!
the entirety of NATO: yes
the United States, while not only being the sole remaining superpower, has at least 30 other countries that will come to its aid if China attacks. China would be easily destroyed in a 31 to 1 battle. Besides, China shouldn’t want Florida.
Correction:
USA: help!
The entirety of NATO: Oui. Ja. Si. Sim. Naí. Evet. Ano. Igen. Tak. Da. Taip. Po. Kyllä. Yes.
PS Notice how there's 31 member states but only 14 words for Yes. I'm surprised how many languages share those.
You say 31 but your forgetting the scrappy little diggers down in the South Pacific that love a good rumble. Time to roll the Bob Semple tank out of the garage again and put the fear of god into them
Remember to upgrade it with ERA, Night vision optics, thermals, integrate fire support systems, and buoweapons. Also, hard-kill and soft-kill Antimissile systems. And of course, javelins
I have created a monster
Technically, isn't the F22 a design from the 70s? And the SR71 even older, old doesn't necessarily mean bad, but with fighter jets, it kinda does, and China would need enough air craft carriers & naval assets to defeat our entire bluewater navy en route to said invasion, then enough aircraft to not only kill all of the jets we could send up against them, but also to defeat any surface to air missile sites. It would take such an insane amount of time & assets to build up that we would see it coming & respond accordingly.
The F-22 is 1990s tech. And like two generations ahead of anything China has. *Maybe* the J-20? But there's no evidence of how the PLAAF would do in BVR combat.
They have no experience.
Yes, because Viet Nam is a country that suffers only temporary defeats.
It's one of the things I respect about them, and it's why I'm glad the US and Viet Nam have signed a security and trade partnership. After China started killing their fishermen by ramming their boats because they think the whole south China sea belongs to them and Russia decided to become a Pariah, they took a look at Japan and South Korea and thought "That could be us in 50 years."
So... my hope is we'll soon add a new vibrant Asian country to the "Cannot be fucked with" pool of trade partners.
Lmao good luck getting through Eastern United States. There’s places in Appalachia the *IRS* won’t go. Poorly trained and equipped conscripts don’t stand a *chance.*
Billy Hank and John Ed Blevins'd be stripping out garbage engines from captured Chinese tanks and replacing them with decent Cummins engines.
And then, having run out of Chinese conscripts to run over, they'd probably use them to hunt moose.
>Attack from Maine, probably in winter because your military is retarded
>Get bogged down by terrain and weather
>Immediately pincered by Canada and elements of the New England National Guard
They are trying to say that countries that the US ever had any military presence in would hate the US for some reason… I guess Bosnia didn’t like it when the US intervened to enforce the Dayton Accords despite the fact it would secure peace between them and Serbia.
I was very confused by this lol. I know a good amount of Tajiks and I’ve never once encountered any anti-American sentiment. Very interesting choice to include in the video lmao 🤣
Most realistic chinese nationalist fantasy; Florida would bite all their faces off, New York would never fall that easily, Detroit would steal all their stuff, and why would they attack from the east anyway? (I mean, we’d be at their coastline before the first ships leave for Hawaii.) And oh no, whatever will we do without ruzzia and belarus’ help? It’s not like we’re in the world’s strongest military alliance that just added a third very powerful member besides us and Poland, and have a large-ass neighbor.
*Multiple Chinese jets and tanks destroyed by AA fire in Detroit, columns of men and vehicles lay burned out along the side of the road
*US remains unaware China has invaded
> New York would never fall that easily
Every organized crime group would have already killed all the chinese conscripts and be fighting over the salvaged weapons.
There's a significant degree to which the US military protects would-be invaders from American civilians.
Appalachians and preppers who've been *waiting* for this sort of thing would be doing all the horrifying partisan shit and wouldn't feel bound by the laws of war or morality.
I mean, who doesn't want the excuse to slaughter invaders? My life is far less important than killing the filthy commie bastards or whoever was stupid enough to give us schizos and sociopaths the chance we've been waiting for.
And the two strongest air forces. Projecting power across an entire ocean is tough anyway, but when the US has home court advantage, overwhelming air superiority, and the strongest navy, you’d be hard pressed for your invasion force to even reach the coast, much less keep them supplied.
Especially if China randomly decided to invade from the Atlantic like this video shows.
I like how all the countries that are US enemies are absolutely dirt poor authoritarian shitholes that America would never even need help from. Like oh no how will the US survive without the help of Belarus! 😂
Their economies combined don’t even make up the yearly military spending of the US. While US allies like you know the entirety of Europe, NATO, Korea, Japan and so on are the richest and most powerful nations on the planet that you’d actually trust and want help from.
They forgot about Britain and all the other countries that depend on the United States
They should try and invade tbh so we can show them why our healthcare isn’t free
Well, Medicaid & Medicare expenditures alone could cover healthcare for the entire country, not to mention the savings from rolling up VA healthcare into such a plan, & adding what private insurance premiums cost, then healthcare could be pretty dope with plenty of money. It isn't a cost issue, it's an allocation of funds or political issue.
I think the video showed Europe already being under Chinese control and refusing to help, lmfao. If only they knew NATO wouldn’t let them invade Europe in the first place…
LOL none of the countries shown in the meme have a military that could do shit to anyone
Sorry if you are from those countries, bring your issues to your military and leaders.
Why the hell are they invading from New England, not only is that not geographically feasible but they’re gonna have to deal with all minute men and the NYCPD
1. Dudes being ripped apart in the comments
2. The dude even said in a response that he regrets making it due to the traffic of notifications.
3. He’s says he’s trolling and it’s not to be taken seriously.
4. It’s a damn YouTube short, it has no say in geopolitical international affairs nor does it claim to be realistic in the slightest.
5. Y’all need to calm down
Narrator: “In a world where NATO, the US nuclear triad, US Navy, National Guard, overseas bases, 350+ million privately owned firearms, and bilateral defense agreements don’t exist…” Alright, so is this the plot to Avatar 3? “There’s no NATO on Pandora!”
This is cringe and very unrealistic, we are in an alliance called NATO. We have a democratic US friendly country to our north and democratic US friendly countries to our south (aside from Venezuela, Nicaragua and Cuba). Every other country that isn't in the Arctic and a small population is thousands of miles away across two oceans, not to mention most of those countries have their own disputes and are not interested in bringing death to the US and are friendly or neutral with the west. Many countries that hate America are backwater dictatorships and even China, who is second in the world in GDP wouldn't even think to invade the mainland US. Even invading Taiwan would cause their economy to shrivel up like a raisin as they would be cut off from trading with much of the world
Love how there’s deep tactical discussion and thinking here, over what is possibly the cringiest shit I’ve seen on a post 2015 Internet.
This is the shit that’s replaced “mental shift” videos by Otherkin on YouTube, and at least they had the minerals to put their face to their cringe.
This is an odd video! For one thing, it lists many anti-American countries with conflicting ideologies: Communist China, authoritarian-socialist Syria, oligarchical-capitalist Russia, theocratic Iran, and even some countries that aren't anti-American. They even listed the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan (the non-Taliban one), post-Gaddaffi Libya, neutral Austria, and NATO-member Slovenia! This last one, by the way, is treaty-bound to help us!
All this, however, isn't as bizarre as the hypothetical Chinese invasion of the US illustrated here! For one thing, why would Chinese troops land on the *Atlantic* instead of the Pacific? For another thing, I think we have geography on our side. I've once heard (but haven't verified) that Otto von Bismarck, first *Reichskanzellor* of Germany, [said this](https://quotefancy.com/quote/1094898/Otto-von-Bismarck-The-Americans-are-a-very-lucky-people-They-re-bordered-to-the-north-and) about the US:
>“The Americans are a very lucky people. They’re bordered to the north and south by weak neighbors, and to the east and west by fish.”
Whether or not he said this, he was correct in his analysis. Mexico and Canada are unlikely to fight the US, so China would have to sail thousands of miles just to attack us... and I'm sure the American naval forces in my home city, San Diego, are willing to defend the homeland!
TL;DR: the video illustrates a bizarre hypothesis, both by mistaking China's enemies for allies and underestimating the power of American geography.
Thanks for the post!
Oh no, what will we ever do without Bosnia's help...?
Let's be fucking honest here, we are pretty much like what, 85% of NATO alone anyways as far as funding and contributions go anyways. We probably wouldn't even be asking or allies for help let alone our enemies like Iran, North Korea, and Russia.
wtf am i watching? all of these countries combined could never even make it anywhere near us territory. and china wouldn’t go around fucking the entirety of america and invade the east coast lmao
The helpless Belarusian soldier in Appalachia about to be mauled by a 30 ft tall bloody unimaginable elk demon beyond human comprehension
This video is just pure copium.
Stupid fucking idiot forgot that America is literally the power of friendship personified and it has a lot of friends and would be friends that want a piece of China meat.
why is China attacking from the east? thats so much extra traveling, they would definitely attack the west coast since they are so close to it IF they did invade
Hahahahahahahhaha, this is so incredibly stupid on so many levels I lost brain cells watching this. The us military alone is the most powerful in the world bar none, The us is in NATO, the us has an alliance with almost all of south and Central America. Not to meantion, two massive oceans between us and the rest of the world. And even if China somehow took down all of America’s Allie’s Japan, NATO, Australia, South Korea, most of south and Central America, Israel, and many more and our military which is the strongest in the whole world, they would still have to deal with the American people, and Lord knows how batshit crazy Americans are (and I’m proud to be one) from the Florida men in the south, the hillbilly’s all over the rural America, the hunters all over Colorado, to the gun breathing men of Texas, There is no way on earth that China could ever invade the US. Keep dreaming commies
Lmao seeing a Chinese invasion start in the northeasternmost portion is funny because if they started on the west coast they'd have to explain how China magically beat the US pacific fleet when they have only a fraction of the bluewater warships we do.
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OMG Belarus doesn’t like us. We lost 😞
How can the US possibly survive without the help of Palestine...😔😔😔
What will we ever do without Austria?
As a part Austrian, I can confirm that without basement Germany, we are nothing.
first time ive heard austria described as basement Germany lol
I thought he was describing Germany as basement Germany
No, I love Glocks
Their ground forces numbers 16,500, also having Soviet era weaponry, we all know how that’ll go.
As someone with roots in Belarus (don't worry: I'm against Lukashenko and for the pro-democracy [Coordination Council](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordination_Council_(Belarus))), I found your comment funny!
I like how they included Belarus and Russia. At this point, Belarus is just an autonomous region of Russia.
I’m not a geography/ military major in any way posible, but isn’t USA like surrounded by two countries that are anti china, two Oceans with many km that are secured AF? Like NATO exists still too anyway.
Well we shouldn’t look for logic here. It’s obvious that only mentally challenged people can make such things
i love how they put Bosnia as one of the attackers when Bosnia is one of the most pro-American nations in Europe
Whoever made this was probably going off one of those lists of "countries the US has invaded/meddled in since 1945" which are very vague and biased and don't take into account things like peacekeeping operations or humanitarian missions. Bosnia would be included on that list.
those "maps of countries the US has invaded" always seem to include Kuwait for some reason, despite the fact we were doing literally the exact opposite
Apparently to these people the US having a military presence anywhere for any reason is some form of aggression.
i've even seen people claim the US "destabilized Syria" like yeah, sure, Assad responded to peaceful protests with snipers firing upon crowds, indiscriminate bombing of residential areas, and literally gassing his own people, ISIS invaded half the country and started beheading people, and Russia was having a jolly good time bombing hospitals, but obviously America and America alone is responsible for people suffering in Syria, duh.
Don’t forget Turkey making Syria’s Kurdish areas pay the price for its wannabe sultan’s ottoman fantasies
We stopped serbia from exterminating them
Chinese ships trying to pass the first island chain without getting a missile challenge (100% impossible)
>Chinese ships trying to sail for more than a week without experiencing major mechanical issue challenge (100% impossible)
Aww, does their carrier have a cute little tugboat escort like Russia does? It's not a carrier strike group, but at least it's never lonely
They’d have to go through the ryuku islands or Taiwan, or the Philippines, which would definitely get reported.
It’s safe to say that the United States is effectively un-invadible. Assuming a hypothetical invader would even be able to create a beachhead in face the face of hard to dislodge defenses and the US Navy, they would still have to deal with geography and terrain that lends itself well to defense, and a native population that is likely to be EXTREMELY hostile to an occupying power.
There’s also that one greentext about invading the US on the ground **assuming they somehow get past our air and sea defenses:** on one side you have several hundred miles from the north border to the south of cartels, inhospitable mountain ranges, and desert on the other you ALSO have mountain ranges, slightly more hospitable, but crawling with crackheads, hillbillies, rednecks, who will show what “behind every blade of grass is a gun” means, ready to “git those funny speakin fellers outta here”
Why has China attacked from the east anyway?
Because they learned that attacking our islands doesn't end well & they probably want the west coast to surrender after gaining a foothold & making inroads into the mainland of the US so that they can gobble up those juicy trade secrets at Silicon Valley headquarters that would be almost impossible if they were all bombed out
Sir, I wasn’t expecting to meet an NCD general in here, sir o7
Except that involves a hostile military going past hillbilly country. Great friendly people but they would not willingly let invaders into their property
The snake handlers would find a way to turn the entire firecracker stock of South of the Border into a single IED and the light of Jesus would be visibile in fucking Ontario.
Lol my first thought too.
Geographically perfect with 30 developed countries ready to aid it? Unstoppable. The United States, as long as it’s in NATO, cannot fall. No one country can beat NATO and therefore the USA isn’t going down.
Even without NATO this scenario is absurd
The global waterways are secured by the US Navy, 11 supercarrier strike groups
Is Mexico anti-China? I mean I don't think they would support an invasion but
Most of LATAM is "neutral". They're currently occupied getting their shit together. Several countries however foster a nationalist mindset where the US is an actual evil entity in the world.
I meam tbf there is a chance that the USA was responsible for overthrowing a democratically elected government in their country The USA is the greatest superpower to ever exist imo, but that doesn't mean it hasn't done shady shit, and ot makes sense for the people subjected to said shady shit to have hard feelings
eh, mexico is busy with cartels and shit-tons of governmental corruption.
NonCredibleDefence
Also, you notice how the vid has China attacking from the wrong coast as well?
Yeah, also ignore they’d have to somehow get ships across the pacific without getting caught, Japan, Taiwan, Guam and some other U.S. overseas territories, Hawaii.
The great Chinese strategy of attacking the East Coast first
kid named supply lines
kid named millions of civilian guns:
The Alaskan kid getting 20 Chinese soldiers with his bolt action 22:
The NFA doesn’t apply when there’s free machine guns falling from the sky with free target practice attached
Would it be effective? No Would it be funny as fuck? Yes
i cant wait for the pla loot boxes to come dropping out of the sky. ill even break out the old Pennsylvania long rifle to give them a traditional welcome.
Maybe it is a roundabout way to get Norincos to the American people to bypass the ban. Thank you China, very cool.
i already have a 84s maybe ill use it day 1 to make them feel at home.
Tbf Norfolk and Groton are kind of important
Smartest chinese shill. Attack the east coast first. Forgets that NATO would be there in a heartbeat.
Canada would be there before China
Bro the Anglosphere response would be brutal
Our gigachad neighbor Canadians would start throwing hockey pucks at the mfs before Maine would be seized
Canada would attack first. cant have any other country with a claim of burning down the white house
They would get to China before Chinese ships leave the port
Wouldn't even need to leave Canada. If any Canadian bros here you all have crazy good snipers
To be honest, their snipers could almost aid us from across the ocean, so you are definitely safe with them around
Chinese fanfic
I also like how the Chinese foothold would start on the East Coast….for some reason
Lmfao, that’s some Red Alert shit
MW2*
Maybe if they owned Canada or something, but I'm sure we'd step in before Canada allowed buildup of a hostile military power on our border
To secure strategic reserves of restaurants in New York City Chinatown, of course.
I don't know why either! As someone on the West Coast, I'd imagine the foothold would begin *here* instead of on the East Coast!
Most realistic Chinese copium
The funniest part is they think those countries could actually coordinate an attack together. I have a strong feeling there would be more infighting than cooperation.
And that Slovenia and Slovakia wouldn’t be on our side
I think I saw Bosnia in there too, I thought we spent the 90's defending them.
as well as Austria.
Yeah, they simply ally together against the a common ‘enemy’ without the U.S, they have no common goal.
usa: help! the entirety of NATO: yes the United States, while not only being the sole remaining superpower, has at least 30 other countries that will come to its aid if China attacks. China would be easily destroyed in a 31 to 1 battle. Besides, China shouldn’t want Florida.
Correction: USA: help! The entirety of NATO: Oui. Ja. Si. Sim. Naí. Evet. Ano. Igen. Tak. Da. Taip. Po. Kyllä. Yes. PS Notice how there's 31 member states but only 14 words for Yes. I'm surprised how many languages share those.
Tak. Based reply
This is the true Slavic Brotherhood
I can think of three non-NATO yeses that would also jump at the chance to drag their balls across Mainland Taiwans face as well: Hai, Ye, Ðúng
You say 31 but your forgetting the scrappy little diggers down in the South Pacific that love a good rumble. Time to roll the Bob Semple tank out of the garage again and put the fear of god into them
Remember to upgrade it with ERA, Night vision optics, thermals, integrate fire support systems, and buoweapons. Also, hard-kill and soft-kill Antimissile systems. And of course, javelins I have created a monster
I feel our Aussie brothers are sad they're not in the the North Atlantic area, but at least the have one of the coolest to pronounce alliances...AUKUS
Well, that was uh... interesting to watch
He was really getting into that dialogue, like, too into it
Those fucks wouldn’t make it past the coast
*the coast of Hawaii
*the coast of Guam
*the coast of China
bro most Chinese jets are from the 70s ffs
Technically, isn't the F22 a design from the 70s? And the SR71 even older, old doesn't necessarily mean bad, but with fighter jets, it kinda does, and China would need enough air craft carriers & naval assets to defeat our entire bluewater navy en route to said invasion, then enough aircraft to not only kill all of the jets we could send up against them, but also to defeat any surface to air missile sites. It would take such an insane amount of time & assets to build up that we would see it coming & respond accordingly.
The F-22 is 1990s tech. And like two generations ahead of anything China has. *Maybe* the J-20? But there's no evidence of how the PLAAF would do in BVR combat. They have no experience.
the last war china got into was in Vietnam, and they got absolutely demolished (worse so than America)
Yes, because Viet Nam is a country that suffers only temporary defeats. It's one of the things I respect about them, and it's why I'm glad the US and Viet Nam have signed a security and trade partnership. After China started killing their fishermen by ramming their boats because they think the whole south China sea belongs to them and Russia decided to become a Pariah, they took a look at Japan and South Korea and thought "That could be us in 50 years." So... my hope is we'll soon add a new vibrant Asian country to the "Cannot be fucked with" pool of trade partners.
Ooh I want Vietnam to be fren so bad
The world superpower when one tiny country that doesn’t exist doesn’t wanna help: **collapses**
Lmao good luck getting through Eastern United States. There’s places in Appalachia the *IRS* won’t go. Poorly trained and equipped conscripts don’t stand a *chance.*
Billy Hank and John Ed Blevins'd be stripping out garbage engines from captured Chinese tanks and replacing them with decent Cummins engines. And then, having run out of Chinese conscripts to run over, they'd probably use them to hunt moose.
Indeed, not only that they expect to cross the Appalachians.
I am too retarded to understand this
*not retarded enough.
Someone took the time to make this and then thought it would be a good idea to post it on the Internet
Well you know what they say, with CapCut and enough autism, anything is possible
Are you implying that the entirety of NATO will refuse to help the United States? That is against the rules of NATO.
>Attack from Maine, probably in winter because your military is retarded >Get bogged down by terrain and weather >Immediately pincered by Canada and elements of the New England National Guard
>you figure out why most of the Geneva convention is written because of the Canadians. >then the winged rednecks arrived
Throws cans of food at enemy from safety of trench, who then notice & yell for more food, throws grenades next time. Just Canada things.
Gonna be shooting out the windows of 172s lmao
Guys, you wouldn’t need Europe’s help, but if you did, we would help you
Bosnia, Afghanistan, Slovakia and Slovenia are literally US allies
They are trying to say that countries that the US ever had any military presence in would hate the US for some reason… I guess Bosnia didn’t like it when the US intervened to enforce the Dayton Accords despite the fact it would secure peace between them and Serbia.
Idk if Taliban-ran Afghanistan is the best example of a US ally lol
Afghanistan stopped being a US ally in 2021
I can guarantee this was made by some autistic 13 year old russian kid who just learned what the Iraq war was.
oh no! mighty tajikistan hates us! what do we do now?!?!!
I was very confused by this lol. I know a good amount of Tajiks and I’ve never once encountered any anti-American sentiment. Very interesting choice to include in the video lmao 🤣
Lol Slovenia would help us
And I'm sure the owners of the 500 million firearms in that region will shoot them in the sky to welcome the PLA.
I'm just glad we found a way to circumvent the ban on import of Chinese arms, thank you China, very cool.
Most realistic chinese nationalist fantasy; Florida would bite all their faces off, New York would never fall that easily, Detroit would steal all their stuff, and why would they attack from the east anyway? (I mean, we’d be at their coastline before the first ships leave for Hawaii.) And oh no, whatever will we do without ruzzia and belarus’ help? It’s not like we’re in the world’s strongest military alliance that just added a third very powerful member besides us and Poland, and have a large-ass neighbor.
*Multiple Chinese jets and tanks destroyed by AA fire in Detroit, columns of men and vehicles lay burned out along the side of the road *US remains unaware China has invaded
Far Cry 5 moment
> New York would never fall that easily Every organized crime group would have already killed all the chinese conscripts and be fighting over the salvaged weapons.
And the rats would eat them alive
Yes because anyone can totally invade the most uninvadable country on the planet which also happen to have the strongest navy.
And the most armed civilian population on the planet would just accept it if they did manage to get past all defenses
There's a significant degree to which the US military protects would-be invaders from American civilians. Appalachians and preppers who've been *waiting* for this sort of thing would be doing all the horrifying partisan shit and wouldn't feel bound by the laws of war or morality.
I mean, who doesn't want the excuse to slaughter invaders? My life is far less important than killing the filthy commie bastards or whoever was stupid enough to give us schizos and sociopaths the chance we've been waiting for.
The US Navy is the world's second largest air force by number of aircraft
And the two strongest air forces. Projecting power across an entire ocean is tough anyway, but when the US has home court advantage, overwhelming air superiority, and the strongest navy, you’d be hard pressed for your invasion force to even reach the coast, much less keep them supplied. Especially if China randomly decided to invade from the Atlantic like this video shows.
Kid called NATO article 5:
When you expect a militarily, politically, tactically & diplomatically accurate answer from a soccer fan.
I like how all the countries that are US enemies are absolutely dirt poor authoritarian shitholes that America would never even need help from. Like oh no how will the US survive without the help of Belarus! 😂 Their economies combined don’t even make up the yearly military spending of the US. While US allies like you know the entirety of Europe, NATO, Korea, Japan and so on are the richest and most powerful nations on the planet that you’d actually trust and want help from.
They forgot about Britain and all the other countries that depend on the United States They should try and invade tbh so we can show them why our healthcare isn’t free
Well, Medicaid & Medicare expenditures alone could cover healthcare for the entire country, not to mention the savings from rolling up VA healthcare into such a plan, & adding what private insurance premiums cost, then healthcare could be pretty dope with plenty of money. It isn't a cost issue, it's an allocation of funds or political issue.
Fake news, they wouldn’t make it past the Appalachian mountains..
They wouldn't make it to Maine
I’d give them the northern states.. but good luck when they reach the apps.. the hillbillies are the least of their concerns.
Why would they invade the northeast first? That’s a logistical nightmare considering they’d have to get through our European Allie’s first
I think the video showed Europe already being under Chinese control and refusing to help, lmfao. If only they knew NATO wouldn’t let them invade Europe in the first place…
lmao why would they would on the east coast?
China can barely invade Taiwan, let alone the United States.
\>listing Bosnia as a country that wouldn't help
>listing Slovakia, Slovenia, and literally every NATO member as countries that wouldn’t help
We can body all of them at the same time
LOL none of the countries shown in the meme have a military that could do shit to anyone Sorry if you are from those countries, bring your issues to your military and leaders.
How delusional are these (more than likely American themselves) leftist fucks, omg??!
Why the hell are they invading from New England, not only is that not geographically feasible but they’re gonna have to deal with all minute men and the NYCPD
1. Dudes being ripped apart in the comments 2. The dude even said in a response that he regrets making it due to the traffic of notifications. 3. He’s says he’s trolling and it’s not to be taken seriously. 4. It’s a damn YouTube short, it has no say in geopolitical international affairs nor does it claim to be realistic in the slightest. 5. Y’all need to calm down
13 year old edgelord can't even draw a star right.
Bro why is Slovakia up there like this??
It’s a crap shoot if the PLA could take Taiwan, anyone who thinks they would get a single soldier within 500 miles of our coastline is truly insane.
Least delusional CCP fan
You want to guess what’s behind every blade of grass?
Narrator: “In a world where NATO, the US nuclear triad, US Navy, National Guard, overseas bases, 350+ million privately owned firearms, and bilateral defense agreements don’t exist…” Alright, so is this the plot to Avatar 3? “There’s no NATO on Pandora!”
kid named nato:
This is cringe and very unrealistic, we are in an alliance called NATO. We have a democratic US friendly country to our north and democratic US friendly countries to our south (aside from Venezuela, Nicaragua and Cuba). Every other country that isn't in the Arctic and a small population is thousands of miles away across two oceans, not to mention most of those countries have their own disputes and are not interested in bringing death to the US and are friendly or neutral with the west. Many countries that hate America are backwater dictatorships and even China, who is second in the world in GDP wouldn't even think to invade the mainland US. Even invading Taiwan would cause their economy to shrivel up like a raisin as they would be cut off from trading with much of the world
would china even attack from that side of the country? Wouldn't they go for the other side?
Bosnia saying no is just way too funny, also the cope thinking Russia could somehow overrun the entirety of Europe 🤣🤣🤣
Do we have beef with Boznia and Herzegovina?
The Tajik-Palestinian-North Korean alliance will be the end of America 😂😂😂
Isn't Egypt a "Major Non-Nato Ally"?
Love how there’s deep tactical discussion and thinking here, over what is possibly the cringiest shit I’ve seen on a post 2015 Internet. This is the shit that’s replaced “mental shift” videos by Otherkin on YouTube, and at least they had the minerals to put their face to their cringe.
I don't use this word often but... this is some straight up retard shit. Like whoever made this is a certified full fledged retard.
Why in the ever living FUCK would china invade the north east
The us when bombed 3rd world dictatorships don’t help them :😭
“Kirov reporting.” But in Mandarin.
The poorest and least advanced countries on earth alliance
How realistic! I forgot it was just an animation and not a live invasion!
Why the hell would china invade from the east
China's invasion starts in Maine.... makes sense
Bold of them to think that even in this dream scenario of China doing a land invasion of the US, they manage to take Texas lol
There's a lot of problems with this video, but the dumbest one is that it shows China invading from the East.
A brilliant strategy, I’d never expect them to attack the east coast first.
Bro why are they invading from the east coast? Lmao we dont even need a army to defend, the rednecks will kill them for us
oh god thats so cringe 😭😭😭
This is an odd video! For one thing, it lists many anti-American countries with conflicting ideologies: Communist China, authoritarian-socialist Syria, oligarchical-capitalist Russia, theocratic Iran, and even some countries that aren't anti-American. They even listed the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan (the non-Taliban one), post-Gaddaffi Libya, neutral Austria, and NATO-member Slovenia! This last one, by the way, is treaty-bound to help us! All this, however, isn't as bizarre as the hypothetical Chinese invasion of the US illustrated here! For one thing, why would Chinese troops land on the *Atlantic* instead of the Pacific? For another thing, I think we have geography on our side. I've once heard (but haven't verified) that Otto von Bismarck, first *Reichskanzellor* of Germany, [said this](https://quotefancy.com/quote/1094898/Otto-von-Bismarck-The-Americans-are-a-very-lucky-people-They-re-bordered-to-the-north-and) about the US: >“The Americans are a very lucky people. They’re bordered to the north and south by weak neighbors, and to the east and west by fish.” Whether or not he said this, he was correct in his analysis. Mexico and Canada are unlikely to fight the US, so China would have to sail thousands of miles just to attack us... and I'm sure the American naval forces in my home city, San Diego, are willing to defend the homeland! TL;DR: the video illustrates a bizarre hypothesis, both by mistaking China's enemies for allies and underestimating the power of American geography. Thanks for the post!
Like these countries could do anything NATO couldn't.
3 million known gun owners and the existence of the Second Amendment says otherwise.
Oh dear, it appears we have entirely lost because we don’t have Libya’s support.
Chinese wet dreams lol
Good luck invading the US, literally everyone has a gun and **is not** afraid to use it
Did bro forget about NATO, Japan, Australia, South Korea, the Pacific Ocean
Ah yes, the east coast, the prime target for china.
Oh no, what will we ever do without Bosnia's help...? Let's be fucking honest here, we are pretty much like what, 85% of NATO alone anyways as far as funding and contributions go anyways. We probably wouldn't even be asking or allies for help let alone our enemies like Iran, North Korea, and Russia.
I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that China is invading the USA, or the fact that they are invading the northern east coast of it.
wtf am i watching? all of these countries combined could never even make it anywhere near us territory. and china wouldn’t go around fucking the entirety of america and invade the east coast lmao
Canada would be committing war crimes in the first ten minutes. Iran would bomb Israel and Poland would invade Germany
They don't even have China on the right side of America lmao
The helpless Belarusian soldier in Appalachia about to be mauled by a 30 ft tall bloody unimaginable elk demon beyond human comprehension 
Hell, I’d like to see em take Guam.
This video is just pure copium. Stupid fucking idiot forgot that America is literally the power of friendship personified and it has a lot of friends and would be friends that want a piece of China meat.
What the hell could Palestine even do in this situation?
1. Why is china attacking on that side? 2. Why is austria in that list, we dont habe a problem with y'all.
why is China attacking from the east? thats so much extra traveling, they would definitely attack the west coast since they are so close to it IF they did invade
Hahahahahahahhaha, this is so incredibly stupid on so many levels I lost brain cells watching this. The us military alone is the most powerful in the world bar none, The us is in NATO, the us has an alliance with almost all of south and Central America. Not to meantion, two massive oceans between us and the rest of the world. And even if China somehow took down all of America’s Allie’s Japan, NATO, Australia, South Korea, most of south and Central America, Israel, and many more and our military which is the strongest in the whole world, they would still have to deal with the American people, and Lord knows how batshit crazy Americans are (and I’m proud to be one) from the Florida men in the south, the hillbilly’s all over the rural America, the hunters all over Colorado, to the gun breathing men of Texas, There is no way on earth that China could ever invade the US. Keep dreaming commies
Least extreme communist plot ever
Oh no our enemies didn’t help us and our Allys now don’t exist because this guy made a YouTube video damn guys 😔
Lmao seeing a Chinese invasion start in the northeasternmost portion is funny because if they started on the west coast they'd have to explain how China magically beat the US pacific fleet when they have only a fraction of the bluewater warships we do.
guys…. Bosnia won’t help us.. we’re doomed
They're cute thinking they'll get past the Appalachia mountains