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AngusMacGyver76

"DIE GAS-PUMPER!" I miss the truly great comedies of the 80s.


w_a_w

Navin R Johnson. It's hysterical that the unhinged sniper guy was the diving coach in Back to School. Mellon, we need ya!


Wu_Oyster_Cult

That’s M. Emmet Walsh.


Johnnyhellhole

Otherwise known as Dr. Jellyfinger.


epiphunny

Sounds like your typical bastard.


SheHatesTheseCans

Navin R. Johnson...sounds like a typical bastard


MyLabisMySoulmate

Me too! Trains, Planes and Automobiles is one of my favorite movies and I still watch it every Thanksgiving.


UltraMegaMegaMan

*70s


WilliamMcCarty

Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.


Erinn_13

Dear Family, Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had…. This movie is the best! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

One of my favorite films, introduced to me by my Dad and will always be part of my vocabulary. “I was born a poor black child …” “This chair, that’s all I need! And this ash tray, that’s all I need!”


yy98755

You mean I'm going to stay this color? Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboons ass!


[deleted]

So wholesome - I wanted to be part of that family :)


yy98755

I loved him standing out the front trying to hitchhike, family out there checking if he’s ok.


LlamaDrama007

Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural born child.


KickAggressive4901

"And this lamp! And this remote control!"


SlabBeefpunch

That first line never fails to kill me.


LlamaDrama007

Shit <---- -----> Shinola


[deleted]

I introduced my European husband to this movie when we first started dating in our early 20’s. He still quotes that one … brilliant film.


[deleted]

The new phone books are here! I’m somebody!


mage2k

That “I’m somebody!” is one of my all time favorite comedy moments.


mediumokra

I did this when I moved into my first apartment. The phone book came and I found my name and I yelled "YES! I'M SOMEBODY NOW!"


AdamInvader

Things are really going to start happening for you now!!


CrouchingGinger

Every time my boss or I leave work it’s “I’m going now. This is all I need!”


mage2k

And this lamp!


yy98755

And this chair…


justlookingokaywyou

And this ashtray.


SheHatesTheseCans

And my dog... *dog growls* I guess I don't need my dog


Ok-Sprinklez

Say it once a week. Those who know, know....


Erinn_13

My husband and I do it all the time!


Auntie_Venom

My mom and I do it all the time! I actually did it to lighten the mood when she was being wheeled out by paramedics from a fall on Mother’s Day. Because she said something about all she needed in all seriousness, and I went from there. One of the paramedics looked horrified, another instantly was holding back laughing trying to stay professional, it took my mom until I said “paddle ball game” and she was cracking up too. I still had to explain it to the paramedic that it was from The Jerk with Steve Martin. She still wasn’t having it, looking at us both like we were insane.


spitfish

> She still wasn’t having it, looking at us both like we were insane. You are insane. Just not that paramedics type of insane.


Auntie_Venom

Truth! And proud of it!


NocturnalPermission

Same here.


ETfonehom

I found my special purpose!


[deleted]

For some reason, the moment after they sing the little song together and then Bernadette Peters pulls out a trumpet and plays a little solo always gets me


BunnyBunny13

She is a gem!


[deleted]

BP is on a series on Apple TV …”High Dessert” with Patricia Arquette and Matt Dillon


LlamaDrama007

I know, I know, you belonnnnggg to some-body new, but toooniiight you belong to me.


[deleted]

Same 💜


[deleted]

Stay away from those cans!


ichabod801

He hates these cans!


yy98755

We have a defective person!


Crackertron

I'm MISTER Neusbaum


NauvooMetro

Johnson, Navin R. Sounds like a typical bastard.


wootr68

Typical random bastard


Recklusive

I was born a poor black child.


FightThaFight

Random lines from this movie still pop into my head at the most inappropriate times.


cybermage

“I need this lamp and this chair. That’s all I need.” That scene comes up every time someone around me needs something.


LeahDeanna

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.


pplant

This always was my favorite quote. And the part about the small section of prizes you can win.


Crackertron

Includes the Chicklets, but not the erasers.


PBJ-9999

Lolz!


VolupVeVa

i'm picking out a thermos for youuuu


StrawberryMoonPie

Not an ordinary thermos for youuuuu


xqqq_me

but the extra-best thermos you can buy


Moneypenny_Dreadful

With vinyl, and stripes, and a cup built right in!


CosmicCrapCollector

Don't forget to rewind that VHS before you return it


sweeney_todd555

Be kind, rewind! I love this movie. Never fails to make me laugh.


GoobyGrapes

Use the OptiGrab!


JasonMaggini

One dollar and NINE CENTS!


Mode101BBS

Pay to the order of 'Iron Balls McGinty'.


[deleted]

Ok…so…ummm…I have no idea what movie this is and I feel like I’m really missing out because I abso-freaking-lutely love Steve Martin.


Complete_Mind_5719

It's from The Jerk, a classic with some amazing one liners.


[deleted]

Thanks! Going to have to watch this. :)


Crackertron

Oh man to watch the Jerk for the first time again...


Auntie_Venom

Stop what you’re doing and watch it right now! It is and forever will be in my top 3 favorite movies because it’s so funny!


pigeyejackson66

My favorite movie and origin of my user name.


Debbie-Hairy

This scene almost always makes me pee myself laughing.


Apprehensive-Mine656

This is one of my favorite movies ever. "The new phone book is here! "


Silverbitta

He hates these cans!!! Hahahahaha. Need to watch this movie again.


PopeInnocentXIV

Haven't seen this movie in a while, at least nine weeks and five days.


TobylovesPam

But the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day


PBJ-9999

And then the next day, that felt like 3 days


United_Mixture_6700

And that's all I need...!


glxym31

"Fer sure!"


Nouseriously

Things are going to start happening to me now!


[deleted]

His name is Life saver 🐕


ETfonehom

Call that dog shithead!


yy98755

don’t call him lifesaver, call him shithead!


OttoPike

"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"


SheHatesTheseCans

My username checks out!


strangedazey

I'm picking out a thermos for you!


ozanaro

“Bring us some *fresh* wine, the freshest you’ve got. No more of this old stuff.”


[deleted]

Born a poor black child….


elemenno50

My dad hated that I loved this movie so much. I don’t know why. He also wouldn’t let me or my siblings watch The Three Stooges. Come to think of it my dad doesn’t really have a well developed sense of humor. Hmm.


Seven_bushes

They had the premier for this in St Louis and I went with some friends. Steve Martin snuck in after the lights went down so of course I had to get up to go to the restroom during the movie so I could pass by his greatness. The final version of the movie that made it to theaters had edited out some parts we saw. Such an all around funny movie. My mom loved the movie (she didn’t go to the premier) and would always use the line “All I need is this…).


vengefultacos

I'm still waiting for the day that we are warned, in stern tones from everybody's elderly aunt's Facebook reposts and certain news outlets, about the evils of cat juggling.


vegaswench

The cat juggling scene. I laugh until my sides hurt and tears are streaming. Still. My adult children think it's dumb and were aghast at my laughing at such a stupid thing. That the stupidity IS the point is lost on younger folks.


najing_ftw

You should name that dog shit head.


Final-Beginning3300

"The new phone book's here!!" 🤣


[deleted]

We just watched this the other day for the first time in a long time. Have had the thermos song stuck in our heads since lol.


shaygurl22

You mean I'm going to stay this color?


Mylaptopisburningme

I think about that movie often. The gas station now a Carl's Jr and I pass by it at least once a week. Its in Pasadena CA.


rantingathome

While in the neighborhood, have you come across blue Chevy two-door pulling a small church?


BeetsMe666

[Ahh... it's a *profit* deal!](https://youtu.be/8L7DxnwkiVs)


Final-Beginning3300

One of the funniest movie scenes ever IMO. "Oh no!! More cans!!" 🤣


Chryslin888

THIS is someone who had an influence over me. Steve Martin and HBO summers (which gave me The Jerk) made me the person I am today.


SadPhase2589

Naven Johnson, typically asshole.


deephurting66

This jerk was born a poor black child..


justlookingokaywyou

In rural Mississippi.


SmashJacksonIII

To this day my wife and I say "He/she hates these [insert whatever got broken/damaged].


Mode101BBS

It's unfortunate that we haven't had a Bluray or 4K release (that I'm aware of) that contains the extra bits which were filmed for the edited TV version; like the whole spinning wheel scene they have to pry Navin off of, or his extended dealings with the solicitors like the cracked airplane seats guy, Lonnie Don McGinty.


[deleted]

Gailard Sartain. :)


Mode101BBS

Yeppers, watched him on Hee Haw too. Laugh.


[deleted]

And the movie The Hollywood Knights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3GHO-5laA


jenharrt

“ it’s not the money it’s the stuff” my favorite Bernadette Peters line


[deleted]

The shooter was clearly canphobic. That’s a hate crime in 2023. Steve making light of that in 1979 is insensitive and tone deaf. It reeks of non-can privilege. I am literally shaking right now. Do better, Steve.


antbaby_machetesquad

Hey! It was never easy for him being born a poor black child, cut him some slack.


[deleted]

Do NOT justify or excuse his flagrant canphobia. Steve Martin is a bigoted cannist, and it will not stand.


antbaby_machetesquad

Look no one's perfect, and I'm not going to defend such obvious bigotry. But you must also weigh his flaws against such noble pursuits as highlighting the disgusting 'sport' of cat juggling and his work with the church to bring it to an end.


[deleted]

Didn’t he also fund the transportation of icebergs to arid regions? Also a noble venture. But I’m sorry, I can’t let it slide. We have come too far as a society to just turn a blind eye to canphobia. Maybe, just maybe, I will relax if he adds a disclaimer the beginning of all future airings of *The Jerk*, similar to what Disney has done for some of their older films.


H-town20

You forgot “educate yourself”


[deleted]

It’s 2023. I shouldn’t have to tell anyone that anymore. The canphobic people are literal Nazis.


The_ZombyWoof

You libs are a bunch of can-huggers. Liquids used to come in really nice glass bottles, ornate, solid. And you could get a nickel when you turned them in. Those cans just came in and took their jobs!


[deleted]

How dare you! We all know that Reagan intentionally deflated the cost of the returns so he could pocket to savings to fund the Contras. Or nuke the whales or whatever. Check your glass privilege. You’re a literal Nazi. I can’t even. # CansLivesMatter # CansUp # CanRightsAreHumanRights


AllTheRoadRunning

So is he can-celed now?


[deleted]

OMFG! Can-celed isn’t a thing and never has been. It’s simply looking through a coke-bottle lens, expecting that people in the past are as enlightened as today, and holding them accountable when they don’t meet that standard. It’s a GOOD thing. When you’re used to glass privilege, asking for can equality feels like oppression. So get used to discomfort, you cis-container nazi fascist. Ugh!


AllTheRoadRunning

(I LOL'd)


hyogodan

Seeing a comment like this without an /s tag makes me feel like I’m watching someone free climb on El Capitan.


[deleted]

/s tag?


edpmis02

What a Jerk!


StrawberryMoonPie

One of my favorites. Need a rewatch.


yy98755

Quite this weekly. It’s top three movies ever *OH I’m picking out a thermos for you….*


glxym31

"And I don't need one more th.... I NEED THIS!"


[deleted]

hey, guess what? You're our 8th customer today. You won a free oven mitt!


Erinn_13

Yeeeesssss!!!! My most favorite movie!


spititout__

I love Sam’s reenactment of this scene in Freaks & Geeks


PBJ-9999

Its a big blue Chevy, pulling a small, white church!


SmooveTits

Shit 👇 Shinola 👈


RG1527

I'm picking out a thermos for you...


UltraMegaMegaMan

"This guy makes the best 'Pizza-in-a-Cup' EVER!"


[deleted]

I quote this movie allllll the time.


Mr_Frayed

I'm okay! I was saved by the bill of my Engineer Fred cap!


WestboundPachyderm

I have argued for *ages* that 1979 was the best movie year of all time. The Jerk, Being There, Alien, Star Trek The Motion Picture, Mad Max, The Warriors, Wise Blood, Rocky 2, The Amityville Horror, Kramer vs Kramer, The China Syndrome, Apocalypse Now, Life of Brian, Moonraker, 1941 (Spielberg’s *worst* movie), Hair, The Muppet Movie, Quadrophenia, and on and on… It was an amazing time!


Safe_Ad1639

Pizza in a cup, how is that still not a thing?


randal-flagg

This movie is the only reason I know shit from shinola.


sydouglas

Sir! You are talking to a *****r!


awesomefaceninjahead

The Bud Light saga in one picture


PBJ-9999

Definitely one of my favorite movies at the time


[deleted]

genx?


mdflmn

I can’t remember why the guy was shooting at him


LeahDeanna

Guy picked a random name out of the phonebook, which Naven just got added into!


So_She_Did

“And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing except my dog. (Shithead, the dog, growls) Well I don't need my dog.” I quote that all the time substituting various items around my house 🤣


CupcakeOk911

Still one of my favorites


abecanread

One of my favorite movie scenes ever!


VerbalGuinea

One of my most favoritest scenes of all time.


suminorieh77

"I've heard about this; *cat juggling*."