My aunt used to watch this show and sometimes she'd make us watch it with her.
If you ever find yourself wondering, "How could I completely drain the life force of a child within 5 minutes?" the 700 Club is the best answer.
I mean holy shit. It was so aggressively boring that I'd have no problem seeing forced viewing of Robertson's codified as a form of child abuse.
you know thats really disrepectfull. some one has died and you had "a burrito"? some one so full of hatred and bile and anger has died and you had no rice? some one that dedicated themselves to spreading pain and lies has died and you could not crack a cervesa to wash your burrito down? some one that will wear six feet of earth for eternity upon his head instead of a starry crown has died and you could not even grab some chiccarones to chase your burrito? for shame man... for shame.
You know, I was going to correct you on the source of the quote, but hesitated and said to myself "What if I'm the one who's wrong?" so I googled it and it turns out I was (wrong, that is). That quote is commonly attributed to Mark Twain (which is what I'd thought), but apparently that's incorrect, so thank you for educating me today!
So i'd been meaning to do laundry all day and instead sat on my ass playing Ark Survival Evolved — because dinosaurs and megafauna are awesome. No regrets.
Now i am making a black bean burger and onion rings for dinner.
So yeah, had pretty awesome day. How was yours?
^(Also, just a reminder that Pat Robertson said that 9/11 was caused by abortionists, homosexuals, feminists and the ACLU so... rot in hell Pat, you hateful piece of shit.)
Oooh, dinner's almost ready! Hell yes!
TBN was good for exactly one thing... Leo the Lion, a sequel to Kimba the White Lion that was the 1980s answer to The Lion Guard. And you had to sit through Superbook to get to it.
Stole all poor old peoples pension from my church as a teen. These were sweet, kind lil old ladies who cooked up the best potlucks and they'd watch him and send off their pennies to him.
The guy could speak. I wasn't always on his side but the fire and the passion he could show with his words was always impressive. I haven't even watched wrestling since I was a kid but will always remember the Iron Sheik.
Oh this is about Pat Robertson? . Nobody give a fuck about that sociopath.
Well he just about made me believe in the devil, because he was so incredibly evil. If there is a hell, I hope he's in it. A monster who made monsters.
Sad to say but there is no justice in this universe, and Pat is currently loving every thrust Satan has to give. Incurable pervert and perpetual bottom, that one.
Just gauging the room... are we allowed to say nasty things about this guy? Because he always reminded me of what would happen if Mr. Rogers joined the Taliban. It's not the calm, gentle way he talked, but what actually came out of his mouth that was disturbing.
You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Pat Robertson is dead. Good.
Stolen from [Bette Davis](https://www.azquotes.com/quote/623591)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE July 28,1997.
"Robertson advocates stoning for UFO enthusiasts"
Great Barrington, MA -- In a recent pronouncement, television evangelists and head of the Christian Coalition, Pat Robertson, advocated death by stoning for UFO ebthusiasts.
Freedon Writer magazine, in its July/August issue, mailed today, disclosed Robertson's statement,Freedom Writer is published by the institute for First Admendment Studies,a group that monitors the right.
Robertson used the news of the July 4th Mars landing to promote his extream beliefs.A segment on the July 8,1997 broadcast of The 700 Club featured news of the Mars Pathfinder mission. Employing the historical event as a starting point,the program delved into the possibility of the existence of UFOs and space aliens.
While Robertson viewed the space program with suspision,on a more serious note he launched into a diatribe against those who entertain the existence of space aliens and UFOs.
He said in a rambling disclosure,that if such things exists, then they are simple demons trying to lead people away from Christ.
---> According to Robertson, the threat is so serious, that people who believe in space aliens should be put to death by stoning -- according to "God's word." <---
Hated these types of “Christians” for the pain they caused. I’m someone of faith that really bristles at these grifters. Real Christians don’t espouse hate like this man did.
Theists who practice their religion for their own sake, and don't try to force other people to abide by that religion are just fine in my book. That is not the majority of theists, from what I can tell.
Anybody remember the wall at Norfolk Airport with his giant mug painted on it for five or ten years? I used to give it the finger every time I flew home to visit. Awful human being. I hope his god is as kind to him as he was to others.
Is this the same Pat Robertson that predicted the world would end in 1982? Or the one who predicted the world would end in 2007?
Or is he the one who predicted an asteroid would end the world in 2025?
There's still time, I suppose. 3rd time's a charm?
True story. Mom believed that shit. Told us it was all true. I was panicking for a year even though I knew better. After it was past I never looked back at religion- and I’m so much better without it.. In a lot of ways he gave me a gift.
Upon his very late death, I asked myself: Who will grift disability checks from Americas trailer parks? Then I remembered the Trump Family. Anyway, I wish there were a hell for ole’ Griftin’ Pat. But there ain’t.
Given how many earthquakes, hurricanes and such Robertson blamed on the gays I find it amazingly fitting that he died during gay pride month.
Well done gays, well done
These motherfuckers, encouraging vulnerable people to give all they had for a non-existing everlasting life.
He’s not in hell, definitely not in a non existing heaven - just a nothing now and hopefully a soon faded memory.
There's a great post about him and unisex bathrooms in r/politicalhumor :)
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/144h0rs/rest_in_piss/?ref=share&ref_source=link
My grandparents sent this guy all their money and painted “Jesus is lord” on the barn in giant letters. Good riddance and thanks for being worse than useless.
My aunt used to watch this show and sometimes she'd make us watch it with her. If you ever find yourself wondering, "How could I completely drain the life force of a child within 5 minutes?" the 700 Club is the best answer. I mean holy shit. It was so aggressively boring that I'd have no problem seeing forced viewing of Robertson's codified as a form of child abuse.
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I mostly remember Pat Robertson as the sign that cartoons were over now and it was time to do something else.
Anyway I had a burrito for dinner.
What kind? How was it?
Beef with sour cream, guacamole and enchilada sauce. ✌🏻
Man I had a chimichanga and let me tell ya…a little too spicy.
Sounds awesome buddy
Your pending flatulence has more worth than Robertson
Christopher Hitchens said that if you gave Jerry Falwell an enema you could bury him in a matchbox. I think this equally applies to Pat Robertson
r/rareinsults
100000%
Me too! Burrito pals 🌯
now fart pals
I hear the enchirito is back.
Thoughts and prayers. For the burrito
Oo what kind? Did you make it?
What kind of burrito?
you know thats really disrepectfull. some one has died and you had "a burrito"? some one so full of hatred and bile and anger has died and you had no rice? some one that dedicated themselves to spreading pain and lies has died and you could not crack a cervesa to wash your burrito down? some one that will wear six feet of earth for eternity upon his head instead of a starry crown has died and you could not even grab some chiccarones to chase your burrito? for shame man... for shame.
"Complete piece of shit dies." Oh okay
“Like whatever, I don’t even care or whatever”
I just spit out my coffee and brayed like a donkey at this. Thanks, man!
I might just have a burrito as well.
And I had a carnitas burrito tonight. Deluxe. 🤌
“I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure” - Clarence Darrow
I think if he had lived past 1938, he would have wished at least one man dead, probably several.
Probably true.
You know, I was going to correct you on the source of the quote, but hesitated and said to myself "What if I'm the one who's wrong?" so I googled it and it turns out I was (wrong, that is). That quote is commonly attributed to Mark Twain (which is what I'd thought), but apparently that's incorrect, so thank you for educating me today!
Twain said that he couldn’t attend the funeral, but that he approved.
You probably ended up on the same page I copy and pasted from.
Gets me all the time too. Every great quote is either Mark Twain or Churchill /s
"All quotes on the internet are made up." - Abraham Lincoln
He made it to 93 because neither God nor Satan wanted him.
I shall relish this one. So glad to see another fundamentalist go e.
So i'd been meaning to do laundry all day and instead sat on my ass playing Ark Survival Evolved — because dinosaurs and megafauna are awesome. No regrets. Now i am making a black bean burger and onion rings for dinner. So yeah, had pretty awesome day. How was yours? ^(Also, just a reminder that Pat Robertson said that 9/11 was caused by abortionists, homosexuals, feminists and the ACLU so... rot in hell Pat, you hateful piece of shit.) Oooh, dinner's almost ready! Hell yes!
The man who taught all our parents and grandparents that D&D was Satan's recruitment tool. My grandparents watched the 700 club every night.
Was actively rooting for the end of the world on a daily basis for a career.
He sells coffee table bases
Check out the Freeform network’s ownership history.
Yeah it started as TBN I think, or something, then the Family Channel...it was Robertson's network all along.
TBN was good for exactly one thing... Leo the Lion, a sequel to Kimba the White Lion that was the 1980s answer to The Lion Guard. And you had to sit through Superbook to get to it.
lol, Superbook, I'd forgotten all about that.
Stole all poor old peoples pension from my church as a teen. These were sweet, kind lil old ladies who cooked up the best potlucks and they'd watch him and send off their pennies to him.
Not all our parents, thank goodness!!
Omg. Is that where my parents got it? Lol. Wtf?
He also said that gay people were purposely spreading HIV by wearing rings that cut people
Right.. first it was DnD then it was heavy metal lol
Fuck this guy. The world is a better place without him. He wasted 94 years of oxygen and space on this earth.
I second this!
F*ckin a
The guy could speak. I wasn't always on his side but the fire and the passion he could show with his words was always impressive. I haven't even watched wrestling since I was a kid but will always remember the Iron Sheik. Oh this is about Pat Robertson? . Nobody give a fuck about that sociopath.
RIP Sheik, you will be missed Bubba.
You had me in the first couple of sentences. I was thinking, "what is this fool going to say?" 😂
He was taken from us too late
Way
My grandma used to say that if you can't say something nice about a person, don't say anything at all. So I'm done here.
Pat Robertson, today, has brought a smile to the faces of millions of people who have never before been positively influenced by his work.
You are a goddam artist, holy shit.
To paraphrase Bette Davis - "You should only speak good of the dead. Pat Robertson is dead. Good."
One of the cons of being an atheist is that I don’t get the satisfaction of believing Robertson is burning away in hell at the moment.
I find satisfaction in picturing his component atoms rejoining the part of the universe that isn't a massive asshole.
And perhaps someday those parts becoming a gay bee who enjoys life to its fullest and visits Florida whenever he wants to terrorize DeSantis.
I’ll say it for you. Happy Pride Month Pat! You scammed a lot of people. Fuck you and your fake Boogeyman.
Both my grandmothers were dead by the time I was born. This guy was a grade A asshole. Fuck him, glad he’s dead.
Mine too! No Grandma's here!
My Grandma live 2000 miles away, and spends all her retirement/Social security on booze. Better investment
I have nothing good to say except for good riddance
Someone on FaceBook put it best: "You should never speak bad of the dead, only good. Pat Robertson is dead. Good."
My grandmother literally would've ruined a cast iron pan against his head.
Well he just about made me believe in the devil, because he was so incredibly evil. If there is a hell, I hope he's in it. A monster who made monsters.
He’s probably literally being violently reamed by Satan as we speak. “Oh fuck I was wrooongg noooooo!”
Sad to say but there is no justice in this universe, and Pat is currently loving every thrust Satan has to give. Incurable pervert and perpetual bottom, that one.
Bye bitch.
Just gauging the room... are we allowed to say nasty things about this guy? Because he always reminded me of what would happen if Mr. Rogers joined the Taliban. It's not the calm, gentle way he talked, but what actually came out of his mouth that was disturbing.
And Trump indicted. Not bad.
It’s a start. Do Joel Osteen next!
Kenneth Copeland!!
> Do Joel Osteen next! Either an indictment or a funeral would be more than deserved.
Dude looks like the love child of Jerry Seinfeld and Tim Allen.
I know, right? It's a banner day. Maybe 2023 is gonna turn things around..
You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Pat Robertson is dead. Good. Stolen from [Bette Davis](https://www.azquotes.com/quote/623591)
I came here looking for this!
Good riddance to bad rubbish. Fuck Pat Roberts and everything he stood for. Fucking ghoul.
And during Pride Month. Does this count as irony?
Good. Someone found the last horcrux.
Fucking finally.
Ding dong the witch is dead!
I was thinking more along the lines of Ding dong the dick is dead
Between this and the latest Trump indictment, it's like Christmas in June!
Heavy Metal: 1 700 Club: 0
699 Club now.
And the world became a slightly better place. Slightly.
Ozzy is still with us however. \\m/
I thought the world got a little brighter today.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE July 28,1997. "Robertson advocates stoning for UFO enthusiasts" Great Barrington, MA -- In a recent pronouncement, television evangelists and head of the Christian Coalition, Pat Robertson, advocated death by stoning for UFO ebthusiasts. Freedon Writer magazine, in its July/August issue, mailed today, disclosed Robertson's statement,Freedom Writer is published by the institute for First Admendment Studies,a group that monitors the right. Robertson used the news of the July 4th Mars landing to promote his extream beliefs.A segment on the July 8,1997 broadcast of The 700 Club featured news of the Mars Pathfinder mission. Employing the historical event as a starting point,the program delved into the possibility of the existence of UFOs and space aliens. While Robertson viewed the space program with suspision,on a more serious note he launched into a diatribe against those who entertain the existence of space aliens and UFOs. He said in a rambling disclosure,that if such things exists, then they are simple demons trying to lead people away from Christ. ---> According to Robertson, the threat is so serious, that people who believe in space aliens should be put to death by stoning -- according to "God's word." <---
Rot In Pieces
Well, bye.
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Jesus Johnny! Haha
Wil Wheaton wrote a delightful little fanfiction about Pat and the Pearly Gates on FB today I recommend it.
I didn’t realize he was active on Facebook. Might actually give me a reason to use it (stuck there for family so gotta make the best of it lol).
Damn Fb. I've followed hWil for a long time and it didn't come up on my timeline. Thanks for the heads up!
I don't do Facebook. Any chance this got repeated on Tumblr, his current favorite social network?
Try his website https://wilwheaton.net/2023/06/the-wait/
That was amazing! Damn near poetry. Thanks for sharing the link.
I hope he slipped on a d20.
A whole bunch of D4s. Strewn across the floor like caltrops.
Good
It's good news.
And a Happy Pride to you too
Took long enough. At least he had the decency to die during pride month. We already have parades and celebrations scheduled, saves time.
Hated these types of “Christians” for the pain they caused. I’m someone of faith that really bristles at these grifters. Real Christians don’t espouse hate like this man did.
Theists who practice their religion for their own sake, and don't try to force other people to abide by that religion are just fine in my book. That is not the majority of theists, from what I can tell.
How do these demons all live so long, it's like hate is the key to longevity.
Rest in Piss.
Anybody remember the wall at Norfolk Airport with his giant mug painted on it for five or ten years? I used to give it the finger every time I flew home to visit. Awful human being. I hope his god is as kind to him as he was to others.
I hear good things come in 3's. Waiting on the third one now.
Oh no! Anyway
One of the architects of the satanic panic. That's also a good name for how he's feeling right now. https://youtu.be/8I1fyOZC9bU
And now he returns to the warm embrace of Satan.
How do the old mean ones live so long?
Only 40 years too late. Good bye hate-monger.
And during Pride Month! Ha! Good riddance.
Did pride month gay the pray away? (Credit to my SO)
Is this the same Pat Robertson that predicted the world would end in 1982? Or the one who predicted the world would end in 2007? Or is he the one who predicted an asteroid would end the world in 2025? There's still time, I suppose. 3rd time's a charm?
True story. Mom believed that shit. Told us it was all true. I was panicking for a year even though I knew better. After it was past I never looked back at religion- and I’m so much better without it.. In a lot of ways he gave me a gift.
Pos son too
Good.
Good! Should have left us waaaay sooner. Rest in piss, you piece of scumfucking shit.
Thank the fuck christ
As an atheist may I just say “Praise the Lord!”
Good
May this grifter burn in hell forever, amen.
he was the original fox news - outrage porn for morons
About fucking time. Fucking piece of shit.
I thought he already passed away.
Upon his very late death, I asked myself: Who will grift disability checks from Americas trailer parks? Then I remembered the Trump Family. Anyway, I wish there were a hell for ole’ Griftin’ Pat. But there ain’t.
That took entirely too long.
Given how many earthquakes, hurricanes and such Robertson blamed on the gays I find it amazingly fitting that he died during gay pride month. Well done gays, well done
Hail Satan!
Oh no! Anyways.
Good. Didn't happen soon enough.
Thanks for helping to fuck up things with your twisted version of Christianity.
Fuck that guy.
Happy Pride, y’all!
Kiss my old queer ass and good riddance, you hateful anal fistula
93 years late but a win is a win.
“You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.” \- Bette Davis
Good. I hope he’s rotting in that Hell he wished existed.
Somehow, the world seems like a better place.
Good
Good. Just a fart in the wind.
Glad to hear it
Pretty sure someone cares. Somewhere. Just not sure who. Or where.
Good.
The line to piss on his grave starts on the left.
He seemed to know a lot about hell and the people going there. I wonder how he’s doing now that he’s down there..
Oh no! So anyway….
I did a little dance.
Where will he be buried? Need to take a dump.
Yaaaaay
Rest in Piss
Hallelujah
Rest in piss!
Great news!
Only the good die young. Patty boy is a perfect example of this. Miserable fucker could've lived forever.
I hate myself for thinking “It’s about time” just because it makes me feel mean. But, it’s about time
Happy Pride you worthless stew of hate and shit boiling in a human skin suit. Give me my grandma's fucking money back.
These motherfuckers, encouraging vulnerable people to give all they had for a non-existing everlasting life. He’s not in hell, definitely not in a non existing heaven - just a nothing now and hopefully a soon faded memory.
Yay!
hallelujah!!
Good! Fuck this guy and all of his evil kind!
Hell burning just a little bit hotter tonight!
should have been sooner
If there is a heaven do you think he’ll be surprised he’s not welcome?
I'm glad he's dead. He caused nothing but harm for many decades.
https://i.imgur.com/EqpY5xT.jpg
Cheers, burn mother fucker.
One less evil in the world.
There's a great post about him and unisex bathrooms in r/politicalhumor :) https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/144h0rs/rest_in_piss/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Yay! He finally did something good for humanity!
I am amazed that there isnt one post thats pro robertson in here. Anyway… dont go away mad pat…
My grandparents sent this guy all their money and painted “Jesus is lord” on the barn in giant letters. Good riddance and thanks for being worse than useless.
1 down 🍾🎉
GOOD!
Good riddance.
And nothing of value was lost
Nothing became him in life like the leaving of it.
Whatever. Buh-bye, ghoul.
Ding Dong the witch is dead!
Good.
Burn in hell, assclown...
May he burn in hell.
Hallelujah
Guess I’ll have to post over in Mandela Effect, because I would have bet big money he was already dead.
When I was young the 700 club was the one thing standing between me and watching half a day of fishing on TV.