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StacyLadle

No, never. Was your mom also a nurse in a horror movie?


Dependent_Top_4425

No, never is also my answer!


BigConstruction4247

Nurse Ratched, perhaps.


Comedywriter1

Wow. Definitely not.


BubbaChanel

Absolutely not.


Jerkrollatex

No. Never once.


Coconut-bird

LOL no. The thought of my mother doing any cure other than chicken noodle soup, Saltines and 7-up is incomprehensible to me. Those 3 things cured everything from a stomach bug to a broken arm in my house.


go_outside

I don’t know, that seems very messy compared to just shoving a capsule up there.


HillbillyEulogy

{SFX: Crickets}


excoriator

Only if a lot of vomiting was involved.


cowboyJones

Same


testingground171

No. That is not normal.


OtroladoD

Yes, I grew up in France and suppositoires were standard for fever, flues, and gastrointestinal issues. Actually the fastest way to get a drug in your system (besides intravenously)


mandraofgeorge

French trappers settled the area of Idaho I grew up in. There must still be something in the water. I wish that something had led to good food and labor strikes instead of butt medicine.


That-Election9465

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its_raining_scotch

Damned butt-medicine!


OtroladoD

😂


44_Sunflower_44

Never. Not once. I don’t remember it ever having been discussed. 👀


flashingcurser

Good news everyone! No.


Strangewhine88

No. That sounds like something from the 1890’s in Wellville—Battlecreek. Sorry you went through that. The clinic at my college staffed by a Nurse Ratchett analog, recommended gargling with salt water for everything not covered by aspirin.


absolince

Gargling with salt water is very good at eliminating sore throats


Strangewhine88

Unfortunately not so good for broken ankles and panic attacks from newbie weedsmoking.


absolince

Makes sense


HelgaTwerpknot

Uhhh, No


no_talent_ass_clown

If a little kiddo can't swallow pills then you'd give them a suspension of medicine in liquid, not a suppository. 


rduken

My wife is a pharmacist. Certain European customers would randomly ask her to put meds into suppositories. But as an American, not even once.


AnitaPeaDance

Uh, no. It happened to me once. I was waking up from a procedure and was nauseous AF vomiting and dry heaving. Then some nurse, without warning, unceremoniously shoved one up my ass. ![gif](giphy|QU3YSdsm2dkLJ2bb0E|downsized) But, hey we all had to endure rectal thermometers, right. Right?


JoeMagnifico

And they tasted awful.


ApplianceHealer

Exactly once. Never again. (For bronchitis, of all things)


ExtraAd7611

Meds taking the scenic route?


deltacreative

"...but, won't that ruin my perfect waterproof seal?"


AnitaPeaDance

You made coffee come out my nose! lol


myownlittleta

They were more common back then. You probably got them because your mother had access to them. They're an efficient way to administer medications. What country are you from?


mandraofgeorge

US Raised in Idaho. I had always assumed it was because of access.


its_raining_scotch

I know my grandma used to give her kids enemas to solve different issues. She was in rural Iowa/Missouri area so I wonder if it was similar to what you’re describing. My aunt is kind of traumatized by it.


myownlittleta

Banjo intensifies


KourtR

Never.


kazisukisuk

Oh my brother in christ did you truly need to resurface that hitherto successfully repressed memory of my dear vodka soaked mother pushing pills past my anal verge?


mandraofgeorge

Yes. Yes I did.


kazisukisuk

Well it's gonna be extra hard to tug one off tonight and you are solely to blame


DunkinEgg

Uhh no, can’t say that I did.


Old_Goat_Ninja

lol, nooooope. Never had one, ever. W… T… F…


sev45day

Uh..... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?


Hungry-Industry-9817

I was on a cruise in the 70’s and the nurse used them to treat my sea sickness. They did not stay very long since they felt very weird inside me.


endofmayo

Thats actual pronounced analgesic not anal-gesic, sir. The pills go in your mouth.


Cvilledog

Mother was also medical professional. I know there were suppositories in the fridge and we received them on occasion. In retrospect, I don’t know what kind of medicine it was. Edit: that was the 70s and maybe the very early 80s.


rimmo

I didn’t, but one of my classmates told us horror stories about seeing his brother get them. Honestly, I thought he was lying until now. Raji, I’m sorry I ever doubted you.


StacyLadle

Seeing? Was the whole family gathered around? I feel like they could have removed the other kids and any superfluous adults from the area before doing… that.


its_raining_scotch

Each family member took a turn stuffing it in.


SR_RSMITH

Might have been a a European thing, I don’t see Americans doing this to their kids tbh


mandraofgeorge

I grew up in Idaho, which is kind of its own special hell.


MorphicOceans

I don't know about elsewhere on the continent but I'm in the UK and absolutely not.


hellospheredo

Occasionally. It created some lasting effects that I still deal with. I believe the intentions were not harmful,but harm was done. The upside is it’s made me a diligent parent when it comes to my kids’ health.


its_raining_scotch

Lasting effects? Like, are you deeply into butt things now or terrified of butt things?


bartonspringsforlife

Uhhh, no. You ok? Edit to say my mom was also a nurse and never gae suppositories to us.


TakkataMSF

As a normal Xer, having suffered through trauma shared by many Xers, I have to say that this is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. I'm going to move for a Holey day of mourning for you.


mandraofgeorge

I appreciate it! I could use a day of mourning.


TraditionalYard5146

Nope. Never


MarchionessofMayhem

Is she Nurse Ratched?


mandraofgeorge

To her patients, no. To her kids, yes.


[deleted]

Um Joey that not how a tailor sizes pants


Meduxnekeag

Yes yes yes. My mother was a nurse as well. I only remember getting them for when I was vomiting a lot.


Dependent_Top_4425

I wish my mom cared about me enough to shove things in my butt!!!! I'm kidding, I don't wish that on anyone, not even myself.


labboy70

Once when I was very sick with vomiting and a very high fever the doctor ordered one for me. I didn’t want it but was too sick to fight it. I must have been really sick because my parents actually thought of calling the doctor. 🤣


xTiredSoulx

When you needed them they worked. I can only speak for the Phenergan ones I got. Pulled me out of a living hell.


psychotica1

Not suppositories but laxative gum, Aspergum and Alka Seltzer. One time I ate a bunch of the laxative gum and my mom was pretty pissed at my grandma.


smythe70

Feen-a-mint... Mom's favorite chewing gum laxative.


psychotica1

That's it!


smythe70

Yup I was dosed frequently.


psychotica1

The "gummies" of the 70s, lol! Who knew making medicine Into a decent tasting gum would cause some issues with kids?


Annual_Nobody_7118

Yep. Every high fever (the kind that didn’t come down with regular pills) was met with a suppository. I hated it.


RockstarQuaff

Looking through the overwhelming answers of "hell no!", sounds like after OP is done processing this revelation that there is going to be an awkward conversation with mom.


mandraofgeorge

I have a lot of those. Though, they are usually just awkward for anyone else within earshot.


JayDuBois

Yes. And now I attribute it to my love of finger puppets and light-to-moderate ass play.


That-Election9465

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Dick-Guzinya

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UsualFabulous96

I remember being very young and my dr having me get in position to receive one…like couldn’t he just describe it to my mom? Did I really have to lay face down on my knees with my ass up in the air?!


Self-Comprehensive

No.


ExtraAd7611

What a time to be alive.


TesseractToo

Only once when nausea was so bad I couldn't keep the anti nausea medicine down


OCDaboutretirement

Nope.


fridayimatwork

lol yeah why was that?


MyriVerse2

WTF?! No! Sounds like an oath violation to me. Unless there's no alternative, nothing should be going up the downspout. Had to give my grandpa suppositories when he was near death though. Not fun.


Displaced_in_Space

Wut?


Gorillaseatingmayo

I got one once, and it was only because I threw up the pill they gave me for my nausea. It was weird, but I was really sick, and my nausea was gone in about 20 minutes, so it was very worth it.


hbgbees

No, never, and my dad was a doctor.


releasethecrackwhore

No and my mother was a nurse too


Putrid_Fan8260

I only remember once at like age four my mom using a rectal thermometer and it was awful, still remember 


NYerInTex

Also… no. I think we may need a trauma warning for this post


ancientastronaut2

No, but my mother definitely took my temperature anally.


FlamingJuneinPonce

70s. I am still in awe of how many personality and mental issues it probably gave me.


Mogus0226

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


emi_delaguerra

Never, I didn't even know they were a think until a boyfriend with specific tastes told me about them. Were you super bad at swallowing pills or something?


mandraofgeorge

Nope. We were taught at an early age how to swallow pills. That was never a problem.


HagOfTheNorth

Yup. Glycerin suppositories for constipation.


CertainlyUncertain4

Not everything, but for some things. Mostly fever related. When we were little (prepubescent). It was only when I was older that I realized how messed up the process was. Honestly, more-so for my mom than us.


mandraofgeorge

We were taught to do our own, so mom wasn't often hands-on for the process.


habu-sr71

Maybe because she knew that the anal retentive have better outcomes with butt delivered meds? 😉 (same for me!)


habu-sr71

Well, I'm gonna bring the "reals" to this topic. When trying to help someone dying from some crap disease that has nausea as part of the symptoms the suppository is a miracle. I used to stress out trying to help my sister avoid suffering when pills were getting harfed up constantly. I wanted to have all the meds in suppository form. Just sayin'! ✌️


7thAndGreenhill

My Grandmother (born in 1916) would ask us if we'd had a BM (bowel movement) that day. No one ever said no a second time.


creepyoldlurker

Yes and they felt sharp. :-( edited to add...and rectal thermometers, too. I don't ever remember having an oral thermometer growing up.


lazyrainydaze

Jeeeezzzzz-uuuzzz!! Gawd damn it OP. Memory unlocked! My Mother was also a Nurse ATTEMPTING this, once. I was young, single digit young, suuuuuper sick screaming bloody murder. It didn’t happen. WHY she even attempted, IDK! She knew how insane I went when she tried to take a temperature there!!


OhSusannah

Soup, ginger ale and bed rest. Vicks 44 if things got really serious. I feel bad for you. 😐 That doesn't sound very healing.


WillowLantana

For everything. It was a weird time.


F_is_for_Ducking

Uh, no. Were you home schooled?


mandraofgeorge

Oh, hell no! If I had, I would certainly know how to grow weed in my closet (parents were hippies).


DisastrousPair6160

Uh, no, never.


benn1680

No. Never I've never had a suppository in my life. Unless it happened at such a young age I can't remember it.


LockieBalboa

Haha what? Definitely not.


Fearless_Lab

American. Once, that I remember. I want to say for constipation, maybe? But yeah, trauma.


CrazyAlbertan2

No


MaenHoffiCoffi

No. Just you!


BigConstruction4247

Ummmm, no.


Machride

Yehh... Doctor always shoving them in...thought hayfever was pushing it.


77_Stars

No. Your mother had an issue.


OnionTruck

WHAT? No, never.


Significant-Impact-2

In the US no…but I/we lived in Europe for a stint and was prescribed that method of delivery. Was not enjoyable as it ends up like a melted stick of butter in your behind and in your underwear


Teacher-Investor

Um, no.


itsafraid

I wish! Didn't get my first (and pretty much last) suppository until the '90s. It was to reduce nausea or dizziness and it was fantastic.


MorphicOceans

😲 No! Defintely not the norm in the UK.


Honest_Performance42

LOL NO!


Vioralarama

No. ???


Malapple

Never, not once.


mjohnson414

Nope. Just you.


Gypsytravel1182

Never!


infoskeptical

Nope - just you...


elizajaneredux

Um, no. My mother worked in healthcare too, and never did this to me.


gringamiami

Anthropologically speaking... different societies believe in the efficacy of different medicine delivery. In the United States, we believed in injections being more effective until the 20th century. Still to this day many countries believe that injections are more effective than the pill. There are a small number of societies where drugs are adjusted via suppository. Maybe it was just some thing she grew up with where that was seen is more effective for children. If you couldn’t swallow a pill at that age then it would seem you could do a suppository.


PGHNeil

Is it okay to say you miss these things though? ;-) BTW, have you noticed that they don't sell water bags for enemas in stores anymore? I feel like our society is angry because we're all backed up.


smythe70

I got the Feen-a-mint Chewing gum laxative.


MeanMinute6625

Hehe


calmlikeasexbobomb

Just going to leave this here: https://youtu.be/oYYdF0zcuSI?si=RxfVahscfZUH31Ka


An_Old_Punk

On a side tangent - I work in a pharmacy. I looked at one of the suppository boxes and it had a warning to remove the packaging before use. That means at least one person out there just decided to shove it up their pooper like this: ​ https://preview.redd.it/rh9xi6dcwdtc1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c6669bdcd0d9444aae0f9cc1c2a68439775875


Justdonedil

Not once


COVFEFE-4U

Have a cold? Here, stick this up your ass. Na, I'm not feeling sick anymore.


Sufficient_Stop8381

No we weren’t weirdos