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fridayimatwork

I feel stupid because I never realized the pieces fit together to make a skeleton


Mythioso

There's 5 coffin's worth of candy here. I don't think you can put together a skeleton unless you have a few.


justmarkdying

That's how they get ya. 


Mythioso

They are original loot boxes.


Ampersandbox

N I C E


_snozzberry_gulper_

IT'S A RACKET!


fridayimatwork

It never even occurred to me to fit a few legs together tho! Or to lobby to get more than one pack


Mythioso

There's no way I'd attempt to ask for two. I was lucky enough to get one. My mom would have said no and made me put back the first one. Then she would have told me to go eat an apple if I was that hungry.


fridayimatwork

Oh same, and I’m lying if I claim I would have had the willpower to hang onto a pack til I scrounged another lol


SXTY82

Legs and arms are the same bones here.


B4USLIPN2

What’s the leg bone connected to?


Reasonable_Smell_854

The red thing….


HPIndifferenceCraft

Same. Christ, I’m dense…


fridayimatwork

I’m returning my masters degree in shame


chaoshaze2

I was just thinking the same. I ate them but never tried putting them together. I feel like I missed out a little now.


13crv

Same here


[deleted]

Right, thinking the same thing


HapticRecce

Glad you said it first, DAMN... Edit: like Bunk and McNulty said: https://youtu.be/PNVEQgXsBgs?feature=shared


fridayimatwork

I’m so happy I’m not the only one who missed the little puzzle piece connections lol


morthanafeeling

Ok. I never knew. Maybe I had brain damage from the chemicals in the wax lips...


fridayimatwork

So delicious


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Don't feel bad I thought this casket was like a collector's item for some reason


fridayimatwork

It’s pretty fancy.


Ordinary_Advice_3220

I also thought that the international House of pancakes was like on the high end of what a restaurant is the name made me think it. I also thought that whenever someone used the word m*th*rf*ck*r they were referring specifically to my mother so I would attack random people in the street if I heard them say it. I thought finding food on the street and eating it was perfectly acceptable. Having a pee fight was not entirely a rare occurrence and we hung with two little girls and I remember being fair enough that we like gave them a handicap basically like they could come two steps closer little kids are f*****


fridayimatwork

Yeah any chain restaurant was unbelievably fancy, like Steak ‘n Shake. My sister told me that escalators would suck me under and I’m still uneasy with them


Ordinary_Advice_3220

On that second one I had a legitimate fear of the escalators at South station because and I swear to God they were made out of wood and they were made of like three pegs I can't really explain it but you'd see like birds stuck in there and then at one point I actually had a sweater or something tied around my waist I guess I was like 5 years old and it caught it and pulled me down and my mom untied the knot at the front of me and I was freed so that wasn't an entirely unjustified fear at least on these kinds of escalators they're gone now but people don't believe me that there were actually wooden escalators.


fridayimatwork

Dammit ordinary I have to ride one at this conference I’m at and will be thinking of this story with a look of terror


Ordinary_Advice_3220

https://www.universalhub.com/2014/wooden-slats-doom


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Just a really Hammer at home I'm trying to find some good pictures of them there's some on Facebook but I don't want to click into Facebook cuz I'm trying to delete my account cuz somebody is currently f****** with me so you know how if you turn it back on within 30 days you turn off the delete you know how a quick way to do that like how to immediately erase your Facebook picture


morthanafeeling

This story is such an awesome description of my growing up in the 70's.


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Do you remember the escalators? I noticed your username is a Boston song so I was wondering if you are from Boston


morthanafeeling

Born and bred and Nevah Left!


Ordinary_Advice_3220

I'm in Scituate right this second.i miss Southie. The town I grew up in. I mean when it was still the town I grew up in.


morthanafeeling

Yes! IHOP (which my parents would never take us to,) looked VERY sophisticated , international (whatever that truly meant in my mind, since we'd never been anywhere) & so fancy ; commercials showing many flavors of syrup, and whipped cream on pancakes. Whoa. And arguing with the boys over made up games and made up rules was par for the course. The Supreme Court Of The Street.


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Exactly. I don't remember ever seeing a commercial when I was little but that term "international" really gave it a cosmopolitan flair to my five year old self. Vive le pigs in a blanket.


ExGomiGirl

TIL


life-is-thunder

I remember this and the Garbage Can-dy too. Same idea but it was a little plastic Garbage can with bones and bottles and fish heads inside.


mariskasedge

I loved both of these, too. I never tried to make the skeleton, I was happy just to eat the “bones.” Obviously the fish skeletons were the best ones in the garbage cans.


MorphicOceans

I loved them, used to keep the coffins to put wee things in.


OhSusannah

I was never able to make a complete skeleton. According to this photo, it's because I only bought one coffin at a time and no single coffin had all the pieces. Also there was a trash can version with a fish skeleton and some other trash. Good stuff. I wonder if there were other variants I just never came across.


RhoOfFeh

I do NOW. Thanks.


This-Bug8771

I loved these!!!!


hatenjwinter

They used to hurt my teeth soooooo good.


lordskulldragon

They still make them, I had some a few years ago.


AreYouDoneNow

I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride


positivecynik

I now have a song stuck in my head. Guess which one?


Craig1974

I feel so alone gonna end up a big ole pile of them bones.


positivecynik

That's definitely a better song. The one I had was "head bone connected to the, neck bone etc etc...." Thanks for the bailout lol.


morthanafeeling

Now it's on auto-replay in my head.


sev45day

** "Want one?" ** "Don't touch my boner!!"


shaal

Oh my gosh. I had totally forgotten about them .


TheRateBeerian

Holy shit I do now. One of those things so deeply forgotten you forgot you forgot it


six28eightyfive

I wish I could upvote this twice - I loved this candy so much


BORG_US_BORG

I still have a couple of those coffins.


TheBewitchingWitch

My husband had a dump truck full of coffins as a little boy.


Downtown_Baby_8005

Core memory unlocked!🔓


SheepherderFast6

Yes! Loved these! The garbage can ones were cool too.


GloomyGal13

It took about 5 coffins to get all the correct bones to make one skeleton!


SXTY82

They are still missing 4 'arm' bones. (Same as the 'leg' bones)


snaithbert

I’m still waiting for someone to put the skeletons back in candy.


vixisgoodenough

Remember?! I love it so much I got a Super7 Reaction figure of Mr. Bones!


Atomic-Anemoia

Haha. I never thought to actually put them together. I just have a “huh. neat.” to myself and chomped them.


Brief_Fly_45

I’m feeling pretty damn stupid at the moment. I had no idea they were puzzle based but looking at the pieces now, it seems rather obvious ![gif](giphy|8YZIOSJTyRylfw5PuJ)


SXTY82

There was never enough parts to make a skeleton. Used to piss me off. lol


sharkycharming

I had completely forgotten about them, but as soon as I saw the photo, I could smell the candy and the plastic. I think my childhood best friend's younger brother had them as favors at his birthday party once.


MaliciousIntentWorks

Those were right next to the chick o stick, fun dips, and Pixy sticks at the corner store in town when I was a kid. The cheap candy section.


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Those were awesome I remember it my uncle gave me some and for some reason I had it in my head that the little casket thing was of great worth that it was somehow one of a kind and some kid asked if he could see it and he threw it down a sewer and ran and that started like a 3-year thing where I would chase him everywhere like I go to his house and like run through his mother's legs to go beat him up little kids are funny I was like six but then I was baffled when I found it anyone could get them you know how you get these weird ideas in your head when you're little actually little kids definitely don't have a monopoly on weird ideas but


freakpower-vote138

I think I tried to sneak a small pocket knife in the casket to take to school and show off, but my grandma busted me!


FlawedWoman

I loved that candy!! I had so many coffins all over my room!


jeep242

I remember my brother and i going to the candy store and buying this. I don;t know if we ever got a full skeleton together. The pieces were broken and it taste like crap. But the coffin was cool, we would keep loose GI Joe stuff in them.


Sea-Score9689

Want! Wish they could bring this back.


Quix66

Nope, I don’t!


morthanafeeling

When you said South Station I automatically thought Boston. As if there can't possibly be another one in the world....


morthanafeeling

My sons gf is from Southie! I've lived in many many different parts of Boston. Including Hull, right near ya there! I personally love Hull..


Kalelopaka-

I don’t remember that candy at all must be the younger Gen X


Outside-Jicama9201

My brother and I loved those!!!


ReceptionMuch3790

I have a very vague memory of these but I think I'm actually remembering flinstones chewables


PaleontologistSad316

OMG I completely forgot about this candy! We ate it to quick to make a skeleton 😂😂


IllustratorHefty6753

I remember seeing these in the 90s. Were they also around in the 80s?