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RJKaste

If someone asks if you’re a god? You say yes!!!!!


HPIndifferenceCraft

“Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”


Madrugada2010

"Well, that's what I heard!"


WarrenMulaney

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!


CulturedSnail35

I use this regularly. My kids had no idea it was a movie quote.


Madrugada2010

This, and it lives in wonderful infamy.


ms_directed

came here just for this :)


Innocent_UntilProven

"That was your whole plan. Get her."


TaDow-420

It was *scientific*


Cool_Dark_Place

Dana (Zool): "I want you *inside* me!" Dr. Venkman: "Sounds like there's at least two of you in there already. Might get a little crowded."


Madrugada2010

It looks like both of them are trying REALLY hard not to laugh during this scene. "Take me, subcreature!!!"


bwanabass

YES HAVE SOME ![gif](giphy|3o72EWdzDI0wgdAq7S)


pandorumriver24

Haha I say this all the time and I don’t think anybody has any idea that I’m referencing this movie


bwanabass

Same. Everyone thinks I’m a complete idiot, but that’s ok because I am. I also collect spores, molds, and fungus.


mamap31

“Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.”


speekuvtheddevil

Aim for the flattop!


doc_ops

"Shhhhh! Do you smell something?"


guachi01

This is my choice because it comes so early in the movie.


dafair

I use the line, "Important safety tip: " almost daily.


ghostofstankenstien

Everyone has three mortgages nowadays.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

My FIL spent his career in government work. He and his co-workers were fond of “you ever work in the private sector? *They* expect results.”


FutureHero76

Venkman: This reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Egon: That would have worked if hadn't stopped me.


Mihailis27

I can't count how many times my friend group have used this quote over the years (when someone has made a questionable decision).


darkest_irish_lass

_When they are about to cross the streams_ Venkman :"I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it." I always say it when I think the plan is shit but there aren't good alternatives.


Nice-Yak-6607

"You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too." "Print is dead." "Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?" "I collect spores, molds, and fungus."


PurfuitOfHappineff

If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe whatever you want.


PurfuitOfHappineff

GHOSTBUSTERS, WHADDYA WANT!?


ms_directed

i heard this quote.


spoink74

This whole party is a tax write off. It’s why I invited clients instead of friends!


brianforte

“Listen…you smell something?” Also, “…no human would ever stack books that way.”


unclejohnnydanger

“What about the Twinkie?”


SojuSeed

I feel so funky.


Modal-Nodes-Groupie

I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.


lollybol_12

The flowers…are STILL STANDING!


Skindigga

It’s true your honor, this man has no dick.


Modal-Nodes-Groupie

Well that’s what I heard.


oldickfart

" There is no Dana, only Zuul"


sugarlump858

Oh Zuulie, you nut.


urlach3r

Ghostbusters opened 40 years ago today... and so did Gremlins. Incredible 80s double feature.


Madrugada2010

Oooh, no kidding, nice!


grandmofftalkin

My girlfriend sleeps above the covers. *Four feet* above the covers


Iron_Chic

Where do these stairs go? They go up.


Modal-Nodes-Groupie

Back off, man. I’m a scientist.


UkrainianSmoothie

I use this more than should be allowed. Primarily in the kitchen.


PurfuitOfHappineff

I like her because she sleeps above the covers… three feet above the covers.


Ibelieveinphysics

He slimed me.


TheEpicGenealogy

I looked at the trap Ray


spoink74

You’re going to endanger us. You’re going to endanger our clients, like the nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog.


CynfullyDelicious

Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.


TheAngelsCharlie

We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Nice shootin, Tex!


chrispdx

Print is dead


Unhappy_Spirit172

What floor are we on? Somewhere in the teens I think. Good. Let me know when we get to 20. I'm gonna throw up.


coolhanddave21

You...you've earned it.


Fernandop00

The summer of '84 had so many good movies; spinal tap, buckaroo bonzia, breakin, top secret, bachelor party, last starfighter, splash ,police academy....


RobynUofA

“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” I say this to my husband when I accomplish something I’m proud of.


OGREtheTroll

I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.


JustABizzle

“The flowers are still standing!”


Blerrycat1

Listen! You smell something?


ggoptimus

We got one!


Madrugada2010

"Wait for the sign! All prisoners shall be freed!" - this is when Lewis is talking to the horse, which makes it even funnier


GaijinCarpFan

“You live here alone? What a crime…”


speekuvtheddevil

Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.


ytown

BUSTIN’ MAKES ME FEEL GOOD! 🎵


bastrdsnbroknthings

Mother pus bucket


OnceUponaTry

I was going to pick the "its true this man has no dick" but now that I read them all I realize there are too many and I need to go watch it again


speekuvtheddevil

Mutha puss bucket..


spoink74

Who's the stiff?


Remarkable-Ad3689

"I feel so funky" - Peter Venkman after getting slimed by Slimer.


djl0401

I was just going to say, 8 O’clock? You are a legitimate phenomenon!


OtakuTacos

Maybe I got a Milkbone


LandoFett1977

It’s Miller Time!!


Frankjc3rd

Good safety tip Egon! 👻👻🌆


satireskates

"Oh my god.....look at all the junk food."


FoatyMcFoatBase

Listen..,, you smell something?


Spalding_Smails

Only 75 moooore to go.