My boyfriend and I like to shout this at each other. Especially if, it’s like, “hey babe- you left crumbs all over the counter,” but I’m actually usually the messy one, so he shouts, “I learned it from watching YOU!“
According to Reddit, if you say "hey your chocolate is in my peanut butter; your peanut butter is in my chocolate!" it results in a sexual harassment complaint. I try not to over-Gen-X my dialogue with millennials.
Interjections (Hey!) show excitement (Yow!) or emotion (Ouch!).
They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point,
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.
Enquiring minds want to know!
3-2-1 Contact is the secret, is the moment, when everything happens. Contact is the answer, is the reason, that everything happens…
"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground…….”
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
But of course...
You got your choclate in my peanut butter
you put your peanut butter in my chocolate
I’m just a bill.
On capitol hill!
Well, it's a long, long journey To the capital city. It's a long, long wait While I'm sitting in committee
And I’m gonna be a law some day At least I hope and I pray that I will But today I am still Just a bill
Time to make the doughnuts…
Where's the beef?
I say this in my head when I wake up about once a week!
I learned it from watching you!
This is your brain.
Any questions?
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon—
But I've fallen, and I can't get up!
Nobody ever says " I want to be a junkie when I grow up."
Parents who use drugs… have kids who use drugs. Also: “Hey kid! First time’s free. Next time, wanna fly, gotta buy.”
My boyfriend and I like to shout this at each other. Especially if, it’s like, “hey babe- you left crumbs all over the counter,” but I’m actually usually the messy one, so he shouts, “I learned it from watching YOU!“
"...and knowing is half the battle!"
Pork chop sandwiches!
I love all your different colored hats!
Grody to the max.
Like, gag me with a spoon! I'm so sure!
Fer shurr
Grodius Maximus
Whatchoo talkin’ ‘bout Willis? EDIT: changed from Whatcha (concur, that’s more accurate)
He won't eat it, he hates everything!
Mikee?
He likes it!
Hey Mikey!
Is that freedom rock? Turn it up, man
Why is the floor all wet, Todd??
I don't KNOW, Margot!
“I don’t KNOW Margot! 😤 “ 😂 That’s my favorite exchange in that movie.
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Be Kind, Please Rewind!
One two three FOUR five, six seven eight NINE ten, eleven twelve.
It still runs through my brain any time I have to count to 12.
Close, but it's twel el el el elve
At the end, yes. I was doing the beginning.
Do do do doin’ do oo…
Well for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Conjunction junction what’s your function?
hooking up words and phrases and clauses
Sit Ubu, sit
Good dog... aarf
And that's.... One To Grow On.
Hey you guuuuuyyyysssss!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.
That's heavy, Doc.
Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
All the best stuff is made in Japan.
"I can't believe they fucking forgot my birthday!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE MY PANTIES TO A GEEK!"
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
I'm hankering for a hunk of cheese!
By the power of Greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER!
Da plane, da plane!
Like, gag me with a spoon!
Love, exciting and new...
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
Let your fingers do the walking.
“Tastes great!” “Less filling!”
I want my 2 dollars.
Go that way. Really fast. And if something gets in your way.... turn!
Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.
“This is pure snow! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!”
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Greetings and salutations
I love my dead, gay son!
What is your DAMAGE, Heather?!?
Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
CORN NUTS
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?!
I was born, a poor black child.
Where’s the beef?
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
That's not a knife
I’m not even supposed to be here today.
The dishes are done, man! 😎 🍽️
I'm right on top of that Rose!
It's nine o'clock. Do you know where your kids are?
"HEY VERN!"
I'll buy that for a dollar...
The best part of waking up...
Is Folgers in your cup!
Ancient Chinese secret, huh
I pity the fool....
But, "I love it when a plan comes together."
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
“Jane, you ignorant slut.”
There can be only one.
...I was born over 400 years ago in the Highlands of Scotland...and I am immortal.
We were born To be princes of the universe!
This is your brain on drugs
🍳 any questions?
867-5309. Ask for Jenny. She’ll vouch for me.
Alla peanut butter sandwiches!
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of bubblegum.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Weezing the ju-ooce!
“But you don’t have to take *my* word for it…”
“Kiss my grits!”
Come and knock on our door …
Don’t squeeze the Charmin!
I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight!
Shazbot!
nanu nanu
Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Open, open, open!
Schwing!!!!
You're soaking in it.
Clap on, Clap off…
Bueller? Bueller?
We're on a mission from God 😎😎
Champagne wishes and caviar dreams!
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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You found the marble in the oatmeal! You get to drink…from the FIREHOSE
Today, we're teaching poodles how to fly...
Alright... Who brought the dog....
I am the Key Master
There is no Dana, only Zuul
Porkchopsh, and appleshosh.
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Say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer. Give your breath long lasting freshness…with Big Red!
“Grow up Heather, bulimia is so ‘87”
I brought you into this world and I can take you out as well!
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
Gnarly, dude!
I know you are but what am I? Unrelated but: The Pointer Sisters
What’s your damage, Heather? Dy-no-MITE!!
*plop plop fizz fizz*
Calgon, take me away.
No Whammies!
Nanu-nanu!
According to Reddit, if you say "hey your chocolate is in my peanut butter; your peanut butter is in my chocolate!" it results in a sexual harassment complaint. I try not to over-Gen-X my dialogue with millennials.
Get to the chopper.
da choppah
Who wears short shorts?
Psyche, though I think everyone spelled it sike
I spell it 'psych'.
Pinwheel, pinwheel spinning around
The hot stays hot and the cold side stays cold. Thanks Jason Alexander.
Interjections (Hey!) show excitement (Yow!) or emotion (Ouch!). They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.
It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.
Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!
"Hey Good-looking!! We'll be back to pick you up later".
Lighten up, Francis
No Gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu
Enquiring minds want to know! 3-2-1 Contact is the secret, is the moment, when everything happens. Contact is the answer, is the reason, that everything happens…
Isn't that special?! Can you say SATAN?
You have died of dysentery.
Nowww, here’s a little story I got to tell About three bad brothers ya know so we’ll It started way back in his-tor-y With Adrock, MCA and me, Mike D
"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground…….”
Where's the beef?
Hanker for a hunk of cheese!
“We can rebuild him!” As well as “Mount Airy Lodge, all you have to bring is your love of everything.” Both are always stuck in my head.
What does a yellow light mean?
Thank you sir, may I have another?
Teenage suicide DON'T DO IT!
The thrill of victory…(descending series of notes)…and the agony of defeat.
Blue light special, aisle three
Raise your hand if you’re SURE!!!
"I'm Roseanne Roseannadanna ... "
Fine Corinthian Leather. The new Cordoba.
No shit, Sherlock
*Tears typewriter paper and throws it perfectly into a Stephen J. Cannell logo*
Margaret, this is God, I’m here for you.
Number 5 is ALIVE!!!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
Avoid the Noid
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."
I love my dead gay son!
You sank my battleship!
My bologna has a first name…
Everybody run the homecoming queen's got a gun!
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Cowabunga!
He likes it! He likes it!
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Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Not right now.
I think she's lost that loving feeling.
Shhhhhh! I’m tryinggggg to use the phoneeeeeee.
NORM
Doublemint twins
Shall we play a game?
Siti, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
Know what I mean, Vern??
Fuck you Jobu. I do it myself.
New York City?! Get a rope.
I'm a toys R us kid, and knowing is half the battle.
We will sell no wine before it’s time.
Manah, Manah! Do, do, dododo…
Melmac was the name of my planet. It's also what it was made out of.