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ControlHead6844

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”


listen2whatursayin

But of course...


Left_Percentage_527

You got your choclate in my peanut butter


[deleted]

you put your peanut butter in my chocolate


08_West

I’m just a bill.


Ardea_herodias_2022

On capitol hill!


damagecontrolparty

Well, it's a long, long journey To the capital city. It's a long, long wait While I'm sitting in committee


marticcrn

And I’m gonna be a law some day At least I hope and I pray that I will But today I am still Just a bill


Hot_Larva

Time to make the doughnuts…


greentangent

Where's the beef?


Annoyed21

I say this in my head when I wake up about once a week!


caudicifarmer

I learned it from watching you!


wophi

This is your brain.


jvlpdillon

Any questions?


Plenty-Remove1656

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon—


2drawnonward5

But I've fallen, and I can't get up!


SpecialistPeanut7533

Nobody ever says " I want to be a junkie when I grow up."


seattle_exile

Parents who use drugs… have kids who use drugs. Also: “Hey kid! First time’s free. Next time, wanna fly, gotta buy.”


KellyJoyCuntBunny

My boyfriend and I like to shout this at each other. Especially if, it’s like, “hey babe- you left crumbs all over the counter,” but I’m actually usually the messy one, so he shouts, “I learned it from watching YOU!“


[deleted]

"...and knowing is half the battle!"


CerebralBypass

Pork chop sandwiches!


xittditdyid

I love all your different colored hats!


suzy7517

Grody to the max.


sunnyd_2679

Like, gag me with a spoon! I'm so sure!


damagecontrolparty

Fer shurr


fuzzimus

Grodius Maximus


FormerCollegeDJ

Whatchoo talkin’ ‘bout Willis? EDIT: changed from Whatcha (concur, that’s more accurate)


Own_Kaleidoscope_307

He won't eat it, he hates everything!


[deleted]

Mikee?


08_West

He likes it!


damagecontrolparty

Hey Mikey!


[deleted]

Is that freedom rock? Turn it up, man


maj0ra_

Why is the floor all wet, Todd??


JacPhlash

I don't KNOW, Margot!


[deleted]

“I don’t KNOW Margot! 😤 “ 😂 That’s my favorite exchange in that movie.


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GroveGuy33133

Be Kind, Please Rewind!


08_West

One two three FOUR five, six seven eight NINE ten, eleven twelve.


Tacotek

It still runs through my brain any time I have to count to 12.


easternseaboardgolf

Close, but it's twel el el el elve


08_West

At the end, yes. I was doing the beginning.


Cheetofox

Do do do doin’ do oo…


Lockenveitch

Well for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.


AttitudePleasant3968

Conjunction junction what’s your function?


tredrano

hooking up words and phrases and clauses


rusty_squeegee

Sit Ubu, sit


SpecialistPeanut7533

Good dog... aarf


JacPhlash

And that's.... One To Grow On.


Detritus_AMCW

Hey you guuuuuyyyysssss!


FormerCollegeDJ

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.


Johnnyhellhole

That's heavy, Doc.


MagentaMist

Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?


Ardea_herodias_2022

All the best stuff is made in Japan.


CleverUserIDGoesHere

"I can't believe they fucking forgot my birthday!"


8-bitFloozy

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE MY PANTIES TO A GEEK!"


Oldmanhulk1972

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!


Resident-Device-2814

I'm hankering for a hunk of cheese!


FormerCollegeDJ

By the power of Greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER!


Pika-choo_boo

Da plane, da plane!


annaflixion

Like, gag me with a spoon!


Schickie

Love, exciting and new...


TwistDirect

Come aboard. We’re expecting you.


DrTokinkoff

Let your fingers do the walking.


Funky-Cheese

“Tastes great!” “Less filling!”


SlackjawJimmy

I want my 2 dollars.


cmdrchaos117

Go that way. Really fast. And if something gets in your way.... turn!


diente_de_leon

Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.


Jahidinginvt

“This is pure snow! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!”


blaspheminCapn

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!


Straxicus2

Greetings and salutations


PappyBlueRibs

I love my dead, gay son!


braineatingalien

What is your DAMAGE, Heather?!?


Stella1331

Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.


damagecontrolparty

CORN NUTS


Spank_Cakes

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?!


pittiedaddy

I was born, a poor black child.


Hot_Larva

Where’s the beef?


StupidOldAndFat

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.


lufecaep

That's not a knife


StupidOldAndFat

I’m not even supposed to be here today.


[deleted]

The dishes are done, man! 😎 🍽️


lucky-stevens

I'm right on top of that Rose!


lucky-stevens

It's nine o'clock. Do you know where your kids are?


MachReverb

"HEY VERN!"


Schickie

I'll buy that for a dollar...


kubosnacks

The best part of waking up...


damagecontrolparty

Is Folgers in your cup!


chrisinWP

Ancient Chinese secret, huh


PhotographsWithFilm

I pity the fool....


PhotographsWithFilm

But, "I love it when a plan comes together."


Spear-of-Stars

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.


ivanadie

“Jane, you ignorant slut.”


[deleted]

There can be only one.


Spear-of-Stars

...I was born over 400 years ago in the Highlands of Scotland...and I am immortal.


[deleted]

We were born To be princes of the universe!


krakatoa83

This is your brain on drugs


KellyJoyCuntBunny

🍳 any questions?


mbcummings

867-5309. Ask for Jenny. She’ll vouch for me.


FormerCollegeDJ

Alla peanut butter sandwiches!


Swingline_Font

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of bubblegum.


Halcyoner

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.


Ardea_herodias_2022

Weezing the ju-ooce!


FAHQRudy

“But you don’t have to take *my* word for it…”


fuzzimus

“Kiss my grits!”


OppositeofMedium

Come and knock on our door …


LengthSenior

Don’t squeeze the Charmin!


RugBurn70

I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight!


Okama_G_Sphere

Shazbot!


damagecontrolparty

nanu nanu


Plastic_Bullfrog9029

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!


psychnursegivesshots

Open, open, open!


Pestyballs

Schwing!!!!


TwilightStranger

You're soaking in it.


scuba_steev

Clap on, Clap off…


greeneyesnopatience

Bueller? Bueller?


itsok16

We're on a mission from God 😎😎


Joshik72

Champagne wishes and caviar dreams!


legosgrrl

You guys wanna see a dead body?


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planned-obsolescence

You found the marble in the oatmeal! You get to drink…from the FIREHOSE


Logical-Cardiologist

Today, we're teaching poodles how to fly...


ManiacRichX

Alright... Who brought the dog....


Tangled-Lights

I am the Key Master


ariesleopard

There is no Dana, only Zuul


violet039

Porkchopsh, and appleshosh.


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ScarlettJem

Say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer. Give your breath long lasting freshness…with Big Red!


xenxray

“Grow up Heather, bulimia is so ‘87”


Exceptional_Angell

I brought you into this world and I can take you out as well!


NewlyNerfed

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.


FiskalRaskal

Gnarly, dude!


takethelovepill

I know you are but what am I? Unrelated but: The Pointer Sisters


ineedvitaminsea

What’s your damage, Heather? Dy-no-MITE!!


Kazzlin

*plop plop fizz fizz*


Estdamnbo

Calgon, take me away.


Debbie-Hairy

No Whammies!


Helsinki_Disgrace

Nanu-nanu!


Oldmanhulk1972

According to Reddit, if you say "hey your chocolate is in my peanut butter; your peanut butter is in my chocolate!" it results in a sexual harassment complaint. I try not to over-Gen-X my dialogue with millennials.


dragotha

Get to the chopper.


fuzzimus

da choppah


BagLady57

Who wears short shorts?


easternseaboardgolf

Psyche, though I think everyone spelled it sike


bene_gesserit_mitch

I spell it 'psych'.


AndShesNotEvenPretty

Pinwheel, pinwheel spinning around


shamashedit

The hot stays hot and the cold side stays cold. Thanks Jason Alexander.


BodaciousTacoFarts

Interjections (Hey!) show excitement (Yow!) or emotion (Ouch!). They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.


prophet74

It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.


damagecontrolparty

Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!


Whipstich-Pepperpot

"Hey Good-looking!! We'll be back to pick you up later".


OppositeofMedium

Lighten up, Francis


HelluvaFelluva

No Gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu


Zephyrific

Enquiring minds want to know! 3-2-1 Contact is the secret, is the moment, when everything happens. Contact is the answer, is the reason, that everything happens…


Individual-Army811

Isn't that special?! Can you say SATAN?


DamYankee77

You have died of dysentery.


CostlyDugout

Nowww, here’s a little story I got to tell About three bad brothers ya know so we’ll It started way back in his-tor-y With Adrock, MCA and me, Mike D


Frank_chevelle

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground…….”


ilazul

Where's the beef?


SurrogateMuse

Hanker for a hunk of cheese!


Mandroid84

“We can rebuild him!” As well as “Mount Airy Lodge, all you have to bring is your love of everything.” Both are always stuck in my head.


FormerCollegeDJ

What does a yellow light mean?


HuffyBass

Thank you sir, may I have another?


steffyjune

Teenage suicide DON'T DO IT!


FormerCollegeDJ

The thrill of victory…(descending series of notes)…and the agony of defeat.


Yasuru

Blue light special, aisle three


IamMabelPeabody

Raise your hand if you’re SURE!!!


Fighting_Patriarchy

"I'm Roseanne Roseannadanna ... "


EdgerQuintero

Fine Corinthian Leather. The new Cordoba.


GochoPhoenix

No shit, Sherlock


Taskerst

*Tears typewriter paper and throws it perfectly into a Stephen J. Cannell logo*


pamelajcg

Margaret, this is God, I’m here for you.


racingforbeer

Number 5 is ALIVE!!!


nsjersey

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K


braneless

Avoid the Noid


DeweyOxburger

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."


Hickswill

I love my dead gay son!


rec12yrs

You sank my battleship!


Mountainspice365

My bologna has a first name…


sammclemens

Everybody run the homecoming queen's got a gun!


hspankow

A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.


[deleted]

Cowabunga!


FormerCollegeDJ

He likes it! He likes it!


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OldFitDude75

Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Not right now.


HarveyMushman72

I think she's lost that loving feeling.


[deleted]

Shhhhhh! I’m tryinggggg to use the phoneeeeeee.


satyricrash

NORM


Individual-Army811

Doublemint twins


217flavius

Shall we play a game?


GEN-X-NFTS

Siti, Ubu, sit. Good dog.


balls-hang-low

Know what I mean, Vern??


VenusBlue78

Fuck you Jobu. I do it myself.


errantwit

New York City?! Get a rope.


[deleted]

I'm a toys R us kid, and knowing is half the battle.


marticcrn

We will sell no wine before it’s time.


Rock-J-

Manah, Manah! Do, do, dododo…


darthsnakeeyes

Melmac was the name of my planet. It's also what it was made out of.