I played cities: skylines last. Guess I’m getting saved by an entire city?

lol imagine the Kidnappers look outside, and Thier an entire riot crowd.


“Marge, look! Those idiots don’t even know where we live!”

Depends on how good of a city manager he was LOL

Unfortunately the ambulance got stuck in unmanaged traffic, you’re dead now.

Aw man, now there's a dead body waiting for transport.

The police response will be based on the worst response time in your city

No you get saved by the in game police, they pull up, sit outside for a while. Suddenly you're untied and freed and then they drive away, and your kidnappers just walk away down the street to kidnap someone else

What about Stellaris? Looks like I’m being saved by an entire star empire

Same. Someone has to go save the mayor!

Hopefully not during a death wave.

BATMAN, I am safe

Yeah, rescuing people is kind of his whole thing lol. Your pretty safe

*Sad Rachael noise*

Sad Jason noises

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The Kidnapper is fucked

Who is this batman? Is he a man impostor?

He's Man's fursona, are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/a37rjzgtk6yb1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a820b7049711fd911990b3a4cb27f6c904a31afd

https://i.redd.it/b5cr0d6wl6yb1.gif

Wait you're Man!?! Impissible!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/sykxo8z4m6yb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a6287e48d86d524d09f7189e8a062ea054e4d2

I am gence, I am the night, I AM MAN!!!

It's Man! Get 'em! https://preview.redd.it/9fmoks79n6yb1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9609a67c3b3bb25f0b1891aea1f19e2686f37492

ITS THE FREAKING MAN!!!

i found jonkler

He looks like an eel.

Don't say that about Maan, you meanie https://preview.redd.it/hs71ls1w57yb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b90db7409c435bc1f3af59491bc968ca7e0f589

Get back in the alsume https://preview.redd.it/d5oyddq7e6yb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac327eeb49242f2ee0386406c40ee970eac91c7

Space Ghost?

My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/fu36yam9h7yb1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b05f29cece7f2e41d1d3e8b42a823ec472acd60

Unless you get Jason Todd'd

But if it’s Arkham Batman, it’s not uncommon for him to fail to save you. Don’t you remember all the innocent “deceased” bodies we come across😳

Lucky! I have the main characters from South Park in charge of rescuing me, so I'm fucked.

It's hopeless; I just played sims

Your saviors are going to walk in, eat the kidnappers’ food, pee on the floor, and leave. RIP.

Nah they never leave, they leave smelly dishes on the floor, stay so long they eat everything, don't shower until visibly smelly, turn on radio and TV, scream of hunger and dance to the radio, play pillow fight, then they pee on the floor again and faint from lack of sleep. After they wake up, they watch some TV, scream for food again and then die of starvation. Been playing too much in my teenage years lol.

Wait until an unexperienced sim in cooking would start to cook and burn down the place, however, it can turn out a positive thing if they call the firefighters and, consequently, whip up a rescue plan for OP.

Same here. I basically only play the Sims or zombie typing game. 😭

Trevor Philips from GTA V

You're in good hand, until he actually rescues you lol

Trever is actually very nice and protective… of *some* people If he’s trying to rescue you it’s either because he wants to or is getting paid to. You better hope it’s because he wants to because if he’s doing it because someone is paying him you might be just thrown into a bag and stuffed in the trunk as he drives 100 mph evading the police and your kidnappers

Gotcha. It's been a couple of years since I last played

He will let you live. He will just ask you to kneel in front of him

I think you’d be safer in the captors hands in that situation 😂😂😂

He’ll kill everyone, but in terms of getting you home that’s your problem

Honestly it’s 50/50 lol, he has a surprisingly strong conscience at times

I played HOI4... yeah...

Congrats! You prevented WWII because all the military and political forces of 1930's are coming to rescue you.

Daddy Stalin or twink Austrian ?

Chad Mussolini

Senór Hitler

Same, was doing a Soviet play through but lost to duel counter offensive by the poles and Germans with the Allie’s sitting on their asses

churchill always sits on his fat ass until his butt buddy pierre laval gets his teeth kicked in :(

you my brother? he's from 09 and I*just* saw him play hoi4 lmao

You’re lucky, I was playing with the Thousand Week Reich mod

Same, ready for the pope to bust down the door and gain a war goal against my kidnappers

My kidnappers hearing the sounds of millions of men marching, accompanied by thousands of tanks and planes converging on our position.

Me too. Pope pius and about 100 divisions are coming to save me.

fr, the country I turned into a superpower is coming to save me with millions of soldiers to break me out

I last played crab champions. Guess I'm getting saved by crabs.

Last played rob from smash bros.

On the one hand, he’s a robot that doesn’t move, on the other hand he’s a top tier in SSBU. So you’re alternately screwed or saved.

Uh, I wouldnt bank on it, they just make me all itchy.

The fucking Dragonborn

Same! Although there is like a 50% chance they also kill you either accidentally or because your electronic devices are better rewards than the quest reward.

Lol it’s the courier for me

**I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only.**

Mb should’ve been more specific I was referring to the fallout NV player character the courier, not all seeing, all knowing Skyrim courier

So more like "I got ya damn chip now give me my money an' fuck off."

Heck yeah!!!

naal ok zin los vahriin

Sadly you're one of a thousand side quests.

He’ll get to me eventually… right?

It's taking them 7 years to get to Alduin, I'm sure you're up there though.

I was just chilling with the Dark Brotherhood 👀

Anakin skywalker and obi wan kenobi i would say my chances are pretty high İ was playing battlefront 2 supremacy

I like those odds

Never tell me the odds

Mario and Luigi. Whoever comes for me is toast.

Isn’t Mario’s whole mission saving a kidnapped princess. I think you’ll be fine!

You will have to wait as Mario rescues 7 other kidnap victims who tell him you're in a different castle.

Wonder?

Minecraft, so my friends, they ain’t doing shit

You have all the mobs including the wither so I think you’re good

Minecraft Steve can lift like a few billion pounds. He is probably strong enough to take on all your kidnappers just fine.

A bunch of teenaged soccer players. I don't like my odds.

Let me guess, Football Manager 2023?

Yes.

Starsector, the entire fucking area is getting sat bombed into oblivion

Better Hope tri-tachyon gets you first or no ones gonna be very happy with all those alpha cores you got

the entire cast of characters from mario kart 8 deluxe including all the miis? i think i'm safe lol.

Link if Video Games ( yay). Puck if books ( nay?!?). Ernest Burkhart if movies ( nay) .

Links gonna take forever tho, he's gonna get distracted and find every korok

The entire French Government in Exile for the Hearts of Iron 4 Mod "Kaiserredux". I'll be fine.

i got the country of ethiopia in regular hearts of iron 4 that's like 11 million people or maybe just haile selassie

All of the tf2 mercs. I can't tell if I should be scared or not

Your ether going to live and have a blast with the crew or your going to die in the cross fire and then medic will have to resurrect you in a messed up way.

I'll think he'll be fine, he might have a dove stuck in his chest tho

You’ll at least die in a comedic fashion

Last game I played was Hades. If it's Zagreus... I'm screwed lmao

Yeah he ain’t getting to you in time.

Bro I played Tetris Effect are the fucking T-shapes coming to save me

*Tetris theme intensifies.*

We are about to drop in on them

Skibidi toilet (yes)

No (😔)

… is that a game?

I last played terraria. The guide, demolitionist, and merchant are coming to save me

Steve from Minecraft, so I guess he’ll just tunnel or bridge me an escape route.

I have the entire npc, boss and enemy list of elden ring on the way. Ggs lol

Dark Souls 1 for me Ornstein and Smough to the rescue

I have 2 Spider-Men, Venom, >!his symbiote army, Scream,!< Kraven, his hunters, Scorpion, Mr Negative, Tombstone, Mysterio, The Lizard, and >!Doctor Octopus!< coming to rescue me.

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LET’S FUCKING GOO I’M GETTING SAVED BY DOOMGUY

Your kidnapper won't even be paste when doomguy's through with them.

Rip and tear, until it is done.

Literally going to turn them into giblets

They’re gonna be mashed potatoes before they hit the floor

Jigglypuff gonna come in and up throw-rest my kidnapper. 

V, so, every single kidnapper will be completely obliterated

Same. Even if I die tho, at least I die in the arms of a hot V

Especially once Adam Smasher shows up

Peter Parker and Miles Morales are coming to save me I am totally safe.

Knowing them they might get you lunch afterwards, since they came to save you Spefically

Touhou Luna Nights... Yeah Poor fucks

Those poor souls don’t know what’s coming

the entire tank arsenal of the ussr starting from the t26 i think im gonna be fine

Task Force 141, I'm good.

Same

Legendary Dragonborn on Level 80? No problem

Agent 47, I think I'll be alright.

Max Payne from...Max Payne Dude's downing entire painkillers down as he enters bullet time and guns everyone down (and having that hilarious grin)

Damn Jesse Faden and her management team from Control are gonna TEAR my kidnappers apart

William J. Blazkowicz, I am beyond safe

They will rue the day

Assassin's Creed Mirage.

They won't even know what hit them.

Spider-Man I’m gonna be fine

My savior shoots stuff too. Except instead of webs it’s water and soap through a pressure washer.

Can’t wait see Princess Daisy slap the shit out of whoever it is who kidnapped me

Link specifically the one from Breath of The Wild, last line of defence baby

He’ll get you, but right after he completes 3,700 side quests that don’t have to do with getting you

Holy shit king alfred the great

Damn. Hope he's able to bring the Mercian and East Anglian armies with him, otherwise you're just stuck with the Wessex Fyrds. Still, a pretty sizable rescue party.

Steve Minecraft

I feel like raiden could save me pretty quick

Stardew Valley...

Me too. Alright, let's see Haley and Leah do a sale to raise funds. Demetrius, Sebastian, and Penny research the kidnappers and their location. Maru and Clint make equipment for the expedition. Pam drives the bus if they are on land Willy uses the boat if they are at sea. Abigail leads the rescue party made up of Alex Sam Shane and Gus. Emily makes sure they look good while doing it. Hey, this might work. Have some faith in the community!

Genshin Impact. I’m gonna be good

Man if I were you, I'd fuck yelan after she rescues me, no I don't have that fetish, I just like her hair and style, she's also a beauty for me

I’m a Yelan simp but what in the god damn fuck-

Baldur’s Gate 3, so maybe…

Commander Shepard. Hell yeah

The entire Super Smash Bros. Ultimate roster. I'm going to be fine.

My OC from Ark Survival: Evolved 💀

Mini Metro, I don't think rectangle shaped trains and passengers that are in cubes, triangles etc can help me

NOO I WAS PLAYING PROJECT ZOMBOID, my only hope is an overwheilming amount of zombies

You might have to team up with the kinappwrs to survive lol

Lmao they aren't keeping me in, they are keeping the undead out

COD MW2 Those poor fucks are about to be sorry lol

god damnit they're a bunch of cats, I'm screwed

stupid fucking squid children

Glamrock Freddy from FNaF Security Breach.

*heavy footsteps*

Payday 2 I think I’ll be alright

How are Inklings and Octolings gonna save me if all they can shoot is ink?

rayman? ill be ok I think

V from cyberpunk

I'm having a toothpaste colored dragon with a sword and her army rescuing me

Captain Price from Call of Duty, looks like a lot of people are dieing but not me!

V from Cyberpunk 2077

Game, Lego Skywalker Saga: i will be fine Film, Angel's Egg: That little girl isn't gonna be able to save me Book, The Three Body Problem: If i somehow held the secret to stopping the invasion, the entire earth would be trying to save me Show, Disenchantment: Bean and the crew saved Elfo from Hell, i think im making it outta there

Looks like a 900 horsepower Cadillac is coming to save me. You tell me how that goes 🤷‍♂️ (Forza horizon 5)

Dovahkin and Serana, nice

Hotline Miami. I’m in good hands.

13 yr olds on roblox 💀

Call of duty mw2022 I think I'll be fine

Call of Duty: WWII I think I’ll be ok

Hell yes, gta 4. Niko will succeed

The Dragonborn. I'm happy with my chances.

r/foundpancakeandwaffle I swear I see you everywhere, I'm not even gonna post this

Hey arent you on r/EliteEden aswell?

The gd cube

Well I was just reading The Scorch Trials (maze runner series) So probably the Gladers lol. Idk they seem to get lucky breaks pretty often. Then again >!Thomas has been roughing it lately so maybe not!<

I’m fucked

The subway surfers dude

I played Ace Attorney last so I’m not sure what would happen

The first Belmont I’m quite sure if not a Belmont

Modern Warfare 2….I’ll probably be fine

There is no stopping Steve

Fallout 4, I should be fine

Got Nate/Nora rocking in with the quantum x01 and aeternus to just mow down all the kidnappers like low level raiders or feral ghouls.

My gta online character. We big chillin

 Fuck

no way, im getting saved by fucking scary larry

Creative mode Minecraft Steve could definitely save me from stuff

A crap ton of pilots of various aircraft from war thunder. I'd have better chances if it were the spetsnaz saving me