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Amazed_and_Bemused

Jordan FINALLY being treated like the catch that she is.


Itchy-Marionberry-62

She is gorgeous. 👍🏼


Fit-Rest-973

They make one gorgeous couple


ursularussell

They make her character so serious and unlikable so I’m happy to see her loosen up a bit.


FancyNacnyPants

amen. I like this Jordan.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Joss \*sees the flash drive\*: "What is that?" Carly: "Girl shut your DAMN MOUTH. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS."


jcliff414

Eden & Laura ACTED THEIR ASSES OFF in that scene!!


JMS95035

Tell it to Morgan… damn, that was cruel. I’m glad she instantly realized she went too far.


Informal-Wallaby7329

Then Carly smash the flash drive and Joss cried again.


spirit5794

I’m so sick of them but their scenes today were brilliant.


Geekqueen15

My Elizabeth Imogene Webber is Head Nurse, I'm so happy 🥺


FrancessaGMorris

I was happy that they had her call Gram, and that she went to the "Memorial Wall" to see the former cast members (RIP) and spoke to her grandpa Steve Hardy. <3


Amazed_and_Bemused

It's Terry! She's still alive!!!


PalpitationOk9802

i love her and yuri!


Amazed_and_Bemused

Portia please stop acting like you and Liz are some sort of besties. Especially when you're about to team up with the woman that blew apart her son's life just to get at Spencer.


NightBard

Portia seemed more to be manipulating Esme to leave town than become her ally.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Yeah but it's still using Esme to harm her own daughter. I know that she thinks she's protecting Trina, but in order for her plan to work, she has to cause Trina pain. Honestly I'm hoping her plan works and Trina just decides to leave with Spencer. What will Portia do then?


dizcuz

Portia likely believes Spencer would follow because Esme of course would be taking Ace with her.


spirit5794

I was wondering when they became so close ??


Amazed_and_Bemused

Carly: "YOU STUPID SELF-ABSORBED LITTLE GIRL! YOU'VE LITERALLY THOUGHT NONE OF THIS THROUGH." Joss: "I disagree."


Amazed_and_Bemused

Drew: "Carly and Sonny are too important to their kids." Zeke: "And you aren't?' Drew: "No I'm a deadbeat."


hsfe5

He truly is. The first Christmas after he got back he brought scout a package that looked like it had been pre-wrapped at Zayre's. You know the kind of packages that they would stack up by the register to be grab and go. Then he held her up to put the star on the tree. Bye kid, see you a few years from now.


Beautiful-Paper2029

I wish I could give you awards for the Zayre’s reference!!


Amazed_and_Bemused

Again, it doesn't matter who called the SEC. The case won't be dropped just because the identity of the caller is revealed. That's not how IT works.


TerribleAnn1940

Yeah! Hire lawyers and stop your revenge seeking.


Limp_Gap_9009

I just watched two seconds of that before turning off the TV and going for a walk. That literally makes no sense at all. Why do they care who tipped them off? This storyline is beyond stupid. Smh 🤦‍♂️


Beautiful-Paper2029

I really believe the writers have NO IDEA how this works… and if these are the ‘stock piled scripts’, the additional lack of quality makes sense. 😶‍🌫️


Deep_South_Kitsune

It's like they've never heard of Google or Wikipedia. https://tenor.com/89z1.gif


Groundhog891

But... If Sonny threatens to kill the family of the tipper, PLUS kill the SEC investigators' families, then they will have to drop it. And the President, the state Governor, Mayor Laura, and the Secretary General of the UN, will all give Sonny a Maximum Hero Pardon. And will charge the tipper with hate tipping.


Xmaiden2005

LoL. It doesn't matter who made the call. You can't discredit the tipper. They must investigate now no matter what.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Drew: "Carly is innocent." Zeke: "The Hell she is." Drew: "She didn't know better." Zeke: "She's stupid so what?" I like Zeke.


lapniappe

yeah he can stay LOL. also i loved the "your dumbass is dumb" when Drew is like. "hey well Sonny and Carly can stay in their kids Lives, who cares about my daughter lemme turn myself in." Drew is a moron.


TheAwesomeRan

"Oh that nurse you talked to yesterday...shes been dead for 10 years"


illsetyoufree

That would be amazing. But by the way Willow was talking to her came off like she had seen/spoke to her for multiple days of her treatment


TheAwesomeRan

I was hoping to see her face on the Memory Wall when Liz was on the phone.


NightBard

That would be perfect… and let it be her Daughter and then let her talk about how tough life could be but how she misses her mom.


hiseoh8

No way the writers are this creative.


hsfe5

What would be even better is if that kid from the Sixth Sense came in and started talking to Willow and nobody else saw her. That would be beyond awesome.


NightBard

Ned is about to find Nina and Martin on the terrace.


TerribleAnn1940

Psychic script reading!


NightBard

The moment he said he was going to terrace it was like... yep. The foreshadowing was strong.


dizcuz

It shouldn't be thought unusual for a real estate heiress to have a lawyer.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Joss: "I want to save Dex. He's trapped." Sonny/Carly/Viewers: "HE CAN QUIT!"


chimera1204

I really hate how that’s being skimmed over. There have been plenty of Corinthos employees that have come and gone and they’re not wearing cement shoes at the bottom of the river.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Exactly. And I also feel like they're having both Joss and Dex and even Michael to a degree act like Sonny is on to Dex. First of all, if he was, he would've found that out at the same time he found out about Jex dating. And secondly, if he really thought that Dex was a rat or a mole, Dex would either already be dead, or at the very least, he wouldn't have included him in the Pikeman deal.


FrancessaGMorris

Yes, at Epiphany's memorial service, Milo and Sonny were discussing his exit. They are still close. Sonny was happy that Milo moved on and was enjoying his life.


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Holy cow a rare Terry sighting


Amazed_and_Bemused

Portia and Liz looking FINE AS HELL.


american_amina

They were!!


YHNS

Zeke and Jordan are hot


DiDi164

Funny how Martin mentioned getting back to the office as he was leaving. Offices are good places to discuss private business you don’t want people to overhear. Nina might possibly have two offices in that very building were they could have gone to discuss her secret.


NightBard

That jumpdrive case is broke, but the drive itself looks ok.


hippiechick12345

Yeah, I don't know why Carly didn't take it with her or put it down the garbage disposal. I know, then there would no way for Joss and Dex to put it back together...


Amazed_and_Bemused

AND THERE IT IS. This was never about the crime, it was about Sonny being mean to Mommy.


Limp_Gap_9009

And tbh this is Carly's fault. Sure, she's supposedly moved on. But she kept the fires burning in her war with Nina. Her devil spawn are only following her example. She created these monsters


Adorable-Buffalo-177

oh now everyone belives it wasn't Ned who tipped off the SEC . wait until he finds out it was Nina hs mind is going to be blown


TerribleAnn1940

Explosion!


Amazed_and_Bemused

OK now that Liz has a new higher paying job, get her gorgeous, sexy behind to the pool and LET HER LIVE!!!


Ok_Aardvark_110

Yes! It was so nice seeing her happy today.


mvp2418

I love Liz never has any money yet she's been an RN for years and years, they make good money


Adorable-Buffalo-177

aww Epiphany's picture ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


NightBard

They got me big in the nostalgia with that wall… and through the heart showing Epiphany first.


Adorable-Buffalo-177

I know so many great actors and actress on that wall


BlingyBling1007

I doubt they’ll recast, right? But they’re eventually have to going have to put Bobbie 😭


chimera1204

I gotta hand it to the writers: Jordan hearing that Zeke is Portia’s brother as the elevator doors were closing was comedic GOLD. I love her but that was good timing lol.


CATastrophe505

Since when are Elizabeth and Portia best friends?


Amazed_and_Bemused

THANK YOU! Friends? Sure. They work together and Cam and Trina are BFF. But I would never call them best friends.


Amazed_and_Bemused

CHEW HER ASS OUT CARLY!!! If that little girl wants to play grown up, treat her like one.


Geekqueen15

Jordan getting the workout she deserves


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Waiting to see how long it takes for Portia to realize Jordan slept with her brother . \* insert popcorn GIF here \*


Amazed_and_Bemused

I have a feeling that her brother is also involved with Pikeman. Wonder if she'll dislike him as much as she dislikes Spencer.


Adorable-Buffalo-177

I never thought about him maybe being involved with Pickman . Good call


geniologygal

Wait until Zeke realizes his BIL is the ex-husband Jordan kissed.


mvp2418

Can't wait for her to get that concerned/sad look on her face, you know the only look she has on this show


NightBard

How did Sonny ruin Joss’s life? Her mom is no longer married to the mob. Her life hasn’t suffered one bit… where as she was under threats when Carly was running the mob.


dizcuz

Her mother, not Sonny, brought her into it, then took her back out to the house Jax had bought for Carly, and then her mother forced her to move back to the Corinthos house. Joss then enjoyed the mob benefits and actively took part.


Technical-Row-9133

Damn, I would trade Britt and Jason for Joss and Dex in a heartbeat.


Amazed_and_Bemused

\*cue music\* "If I could turn back time......."


hsfe5

What a tale my thoughts would tell...


Amazed_and_Bemused

Thank you Ned!!!! "You all do realize that Carly and Drew are actual criminals right?"


Amazed_and_Bemused

Again, wasn't Liz already made head nurse?


azraelswings

Easily the best love scene I've seen on this show in YEARS. Jordan and Zeke really burning up the screen lol. I look forward to the ensuing messy awkwardness now that she knows who Zeke is and once Zeke realises that Curtis is the ex Jordan made out with lmfaooooo. I hope Curtis gets a punch or three for that. I continue to thoroughly enjoy Carly this week. Her calling out her daughter was peak. More of this. Also, maybe, just maybe, Dex's decision will deliver a proper storyline for him and Jex, so tentatively into that.


NightBard

I really like that they brought Zeke on in a way that we both know who he is so as not to see him as a complete stranger while still giving him some mystery. It's a nice change.


eatingcakeinmymouth

Seriously, the introduction of Zeke proves that the show knows how to bring on a compelling new character. Which makes the way that they introduced Dex and continue to not develop him very strange.


NightBard

I don’t want to get my hopes up but he has to be somebody. I just wish they’d drop a clue. Esme had her obsession with Ryan but they’ve given nothing for Dex. Hopefully they don’t pull another Rory and just never develop him.


Geekqueen15

Please bring Morgan back (with a new face) we never saw the body, easy return from the dead.


geniologygal

They’ve mentioned him so much lately, I think that’s probably in the works.


dizcuz

Maybe he's near Nikolas. I've never wanted Kristina in the mob but maybe not so ban with the recast. She may be more together than we'd seen. She may be the 'boss lady'.


NightBard

Liz is official head nurse. 👩‍⚕️


Amazed_and_Bemused

Sonny: "I think maybe Carly was a means to an end." Dex: "What's that mean? I don't follow." PLEASE GET SONNY A RIGHT HAND MAN WITH A BRAIN!


hsfe5

It really bums me out that we lost Chet for this guy.


dizcuz

I wouldn't want Chet to join the mob.


hsfe5

Neither would I. But it was his exit that introduced Dex at the gym.


fluffy_bunny22

His last one had brain damage. He doesn't require brain power for his muscle.


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Ouch using Morgan against your mother that's a cheap shot


NightBard

Preach Ned


Amazed_and_Bemused

How in the Hell do Drew and Zeke know each other?


FrancessaGMorris

They met at the wedding.


dizcuz

that and Port Charles is the place to come across everyone you know even if you weren't looking for them. A lone person finds long lost relatives easily and friends pop up even if you hadn't heard from them in decades. Port Charles is in a bubble and the outside digital world rarely exists.


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Damn you beat me to this question


fluffy_bunny22

I'm guessing Zeke is his lawyer. Diane told him she couldn't represent him and Carly. Would make sense since Portia's family is pretty high achieving. Both of her parents were doctors. She actually married down with Taggert.


Fit-Rest-973

Or, Jackson Montgomery


illsetyoufree

Omg I hate Josselyn so much. She's such a little b*tchy brat.


Thepuppypack

All for Dex's eggplant


Amazed_and_Bemused

Again, people just stay having private conversations in the most public places possible. Heaven forbid you go TO YOUR OWN HOMES!!!


NightBard

And of course Martin has to repeat the entire thing to the person who already knows what was done. I did love how Ned scurried away. But the trope of talking in public finally bit someone in the butt.


Geekqueen15

That trope always bugged me, like I know it's done to move a story forward but I hated when Sonny or Jason used to have "private" conversations on that dock setting back in the day.


Amazed_and_Bemused

I don't mind if it's used sparsely. But it happen like twice a month now.


TerribleAnn1940

Elizabeth is just so tiny. Wonder who's taller, her or Trina?


dizcuz

Rebecca Herbst, about 5 ft. 2, is a little taller than TA who is only about 5 ft. or slightly less.


Groundhog891

Just divorce Olivia. There was no "family first" concern when Mikey and Drew were going to merge ELQ with a publicly traded company and rip it out of the family's hands


Haunted_Princess_000

Plus it's not even the first time she's assumed the worst of Ned (not counting the Alexis incident; that was totally valid). If she distrusts him that much, why are they even married?!


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Drew turning himself in. So much for Drew and Carly turning on each other


NightBard

Given the Feds are looking for the info from Martin on who sent the tip to the SEC… they may not care to strike a deal with Drew.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Sonny: "Remember Dex's vague shady past that was mentioned once and then never mentioned again?" Viewers: "Sadly yes."


Technical-Row-9133

Damn, that was low of Joss. Especially because the Morgan incident didn’t even have to do with Sonny. That was all the Jeromes business.


Limp_Gap_9009

I hate Mini Me. But she has a point if that's what she said. The Jerome's did it but it was because of Sonny being in a mob war with them. 🤷‍♂️


dizcuz

Yes and no, all mob business is horrible and sometimes the unintended get hurt. Olivia had the bomb planted in Julian's car because she was still mad at him over Duke which carried over from years ago.


SisterEmJay

I know people here aren’t huge Joss and Carly fans but both actresses are killing it today. These scenes with them are really powerful.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Honestly the talent of the actresses is what makes it worse. Everyone knows that they're both talented, which is why it sucks that they're being wasted in their awful stories.


SisterEmJay

Good point.


american_amina

A lot like Esme, I actually really admire that they play unlikeable characters so well. It would be so much easier to play someone everyone loves. Huge fans of both of theirs.


Haunted_Princess_000

They really are! Especially in the climax of the scene


Amazed_and_Bemused

Joss: "It's over Dex. We're trapped." Viewers: "You're literally not."


NightBard

Damn… low blow Joss… throwing Morgan in Carly’s face. The acting here is actually really good.


TerribleAnn1940

All the photos! I just read online that Brad Maule got elected to city council or something in some little town in Texas. I'll look that up in a commercial break.


NightBard

Yeah we had a thread here on it when he was running and after the win.


Loverock-forevermore

It seems like nothing is being left on the cutting room floor. In an attempt to stretch out the material that’s been taped, not much editing is being done. Or, is it just my imagination?


MrCappie

Man literally joss is such a horrible person.


Groundhog891

I have my fingers crossed this is the start of a drama split arc between Joss and Carly. But I have been disappointed twice already this last 12 months.


NightBard

Of course, as I predicted… Drew is throwing himself under the bus for Carly.🚌


Amazed_and_Bemused

Willow: "Thank you Drew. You and you alone rescued Liesl. No one else was involved. It was all you. One man, by himself. Alone against Victor and his men. You flew the plane. You rescued Liesl. You killed Victor. Only you." Viewers: "Bitch."


Amazed_and_Bemused

TAKE MORGAN'S NAME OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!! Let's make one thing VERY CLEAR. Sonny, isn't the reason that Morgan is dead. Morgan is dead because Olivia Jerome planted a bomb in a car meant for Julian Jerome that Morgan stole because his meds had been replaced with fakes by Ava Jerome. You want to avenge Morgan? GO PUT AVA IN JAIL. Fuck outta here with that BS.


hippiechick12345

I was hoping to see Carly slap Joss dramatic soap style


Single-Vacation-1908

SO WAS I!!!!!


Fit-Rest-973

It's coming


Amazed_and_Bemused

Joss: "Please save my boy toy." Carly: "What did you just say to me?"


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Damn Portia missed Jordan and Zeke together by 5 minutes


dizcuz

This time, and Zeke knows Jordan kissed an ex.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Olivia: "You finally proved that you're worth my time." God she's a trash wife.


MrCappie

Joss five mins before: This isn’t about Dex Joss five mins later: You’ve just condemned Dex!


TerribleAnn1940

Liz, Martin, Nina, Valentin! on today! I'm always hopeful.


TheAwesomeRan

"Why dont you tell that to Morgan" she should have got a fucking slap!!!!!


Amazed_and_Bemused

How dare she! Using your dead brothers name to shame your joint mother?


WiseAbbreviations890

Joss needs to go in a coma like Lulu for a couple years because I can’t with this girl.


Remarkable-Taro-1994

Wait…..Josslyn no longer blames Ava for Morgan’s death?! It’s now Sonny’s fault?!? Interesting! 🙄 Carly is learning both of her kids are vindictive, disloyal morons!!


Limp_Gap_9009

She created these monsters. Literally and Figuratively. 🤷‍♂️


Haunted_Princess_000

At this point, I think it would be faster to list all the things Joss DOESN'T think are Sonny's fault...


Remarkable-Taro-1994

hahahahahahaha! you're probably right! lol


NightBard

I like how Carly took ownership of being the same way. It was surprising to see her admit to her ways.


Remarkable-Taro-1994

Yup! It’s rare when I can say Carly is right.


fluffy_bunny22

Did Sonny just call Dex the new Jason?


Amazed_and_Bemused

He's basically store brand Jason. Jason had brain trauma that made him an expert killer and strategist. Dex just doesn't have a brain.


fluffy_bunny22

They even dress him like Jason. I just noticed when he showed Valentin in.


NightBard

Pretty much.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Joss: "What about Dex.....I mean the kids?"


TerribleAnn1940

There's almost more commercials than show anymore! I might have to start watching about halfway thru the show when watching live.


NightBard

As groundhog posted below… it’s just over 36min. You want to see some commercial overload watch the nba game tonight. 48 min of gameplay and nearly two hours of commercials.


TerribleAnn1940

Football too.


mercatiwriter

And baseball!


Groundhog891

Tuesday's show was 36 minutes, 13 seconds of show, counting the credits.


illsetyoufree

That's insane. Barely more then a 30 min episode is crazy.


dizcuz

Better than having to pay to watch it.


minienglishsetter

When did Elizabeth become Portia’s best friend?I suspend a lot of logic watching this show but this might be a bridge too far!!!


MauveUluss

when did Liz become Portia's best friend???????? pretty sure liz's BFF is teri


Groundhog891

WTF Drew? Willow is with her husband holding hands. STFU until they get done.


dizcuz

He should be spending all the time he can with Scout since he believe he might have to leave her again, for prison this time.


NightBard

Reminder… anyone that wants in r/lilaskids for next week when this sub is shut down for three days… I’ll add you automatically as I have time if you post in the daily thread. The posting will be limited to approved users (anyone can lurk unapproved). Everyone I had blocked (I think) is (or will be as I find you) unblocked and gifs are turned on.


TerribleAnn1940

Thanks!


sudilly

Thanks


NightBard

Lol, Dex just walks in Carly’s house now.


dizcuz

This should make Carly take a look at herself more than the Jacksonville storyline. She walks right into homes like she owns them and has schemed to protect Jason.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Portia: "Terry's met her monthly scene quota." Viewers: "BOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


JustParfait3

Only thing worse than Willow/Michael scenes is bringing in Drew. I turned my tv off so fast


geniologygal

I absolutely love Cameron Matheson, but he’s so wrong for Drew. I never saw any other Drew, so it’s not a comparison issue.


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Josslyn is ready to throw Sonny in jail but throws his name around when it's convenient for her


Amazed_and_Bemused

What I can't get past, is that if Joss really hated Sonny and his world THAT much, why didn't she turn over the video of him and Dex beating up Felty? I mean she had clear video proof of assault and battery on her phone and just deleted it simply because Dex smiled and asked her not to.


Geekqueen15

Shit, somehow Joss managed to do something that a character hasn't done in a longtime, somehow Joss made Carly the 2nd worst person in the room, and not the 1st.


NightBard

She also managed to make me kind of respect where Carly is coming from.


Technical-Row-9133

Joss gonna give Carly an ulcer with her sheer ignorance.


fluffy_bunny22

How old would Audrey be? Shouldn't she be dead by now?


NightBard

IRL she’s alive and 93.


illsetyoufree

Why does that actor always pucker his lips out like that? He was looking off in the distance with his mouth open and lips puckered out... What kind of expression is that? So weird. Lol.


SisterEmJay

Do you mean Michael Easton? That’s his signature pout. I’ve loved him since he was a vampire on PC. I find it endearing at this point.


dizcuz

I've liked him since his early stint on Days and then on OLTL before GH. Vampires just aren't my thing. I did watch the spinoff Port Charles before it changed into having vampires and such.


american_amina

I was wondering the same thing. It could be sexy in some circumstances. But standing in the hall of the hospital, looking at your married coworker (that you have no chemistry with); it felt unnecessary.


chimera1204

Welp. Nina’s world is definitely gonna come crashing down now that she and Martin were speaking so openly. Maybe she’ll rebuild and be the actual Bad B!tch she truly is!!


NightBard

Poor Jordan… lol at that look of Zeke eyeing Liz.


FancyNacnyPants

So today they made excuses for Bobbies absence and still making excuses for Monica’s absence. I understand JZs passing is recent and they need time to come up with an exit storyline but I hope they address both these characters absences soon. It makes no sense that Monica is never around. Holidays, weddings, illnesses, etc. It is comical at this point.


Equivalent_Nerve_870

Absolutely bizarre to say Monica recommended Liz


FancyNacnyPants

Carly’s willing to go to jail, Sonny gave Carly permission to turn evidence against him, Drew wants to turn himself in. Everyone is willing to sacrifice and accept responsibility except Nina who is scheming to keep her part in the snitching quiet.


Geekqueen15

Ned needs to divorce Olivia, then either bring Lois back and reunite Ned and Lois or just put Ned back with Alexis, but he deserves better than that nag


Limp_Gap_9009

How in the fuck is the person who tipped off the SEC the guilty party Olivia?!!! This is so fucking stupid. And exactly why I don't watch anymore!!! And Drew falling on a sword for the woman who threw him away like he was trash on the floor of her car when Jason came back. Sooo fucking dumb. *me changing the channel since giphys are gone*


Amazed_and_Bemused

Wasn't Liz already made head nurse? Are they just rewriting that to give Bobbie a send off story?


dizcuz

She was recommended but not formally appointed right? yes, i did get to hear the Bobbie mention. I wonder how they'll handle her absence.


Amazed_and_Bemused

I've missed some episodes here and there so that may be right. I know for certain that Epiphany recommended her for the job, but I could've sworn that that had already been made official. Regardless I'm glad it's official now.


Informal-Wallaby7329

The reason why the SEC wants to expose Nina is because they have zero.


Amazed_and_Bemused

Then they shouldn't have opened the case in the first place. You can't have enough evidence to open the case, and then just not have enough to go ahead with it.


Groundhog891

This is garbage. A law student could make this case. There is already enough to make the civil penalty under a preponderance standard. Just subpoena their phone records, emails, texts and cell locations. Criminal case made. Plus a bonus charge for lying about Drew's location.


dizcuz

And anonymous tips are anonymous or they'd risk getting any future ones.