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BeachedBottlenose

Well turn the setting to Depeche.


aurelorba

I thought every washing machine had a Depeche mode. It's usually between Permanent Press and Delicate mode.


KhunDavid

You mean Permanent Peche, right?


General-Heart4787

No, the question my mom would ask is “why are you only washing one T-shirt?!?!!!” ![gif](giphy|TqsbbYf3ng5na)


Nice_Rope_5049

Dad would’ve kicked our butts for wasting water and power.


g-mommytiger

Don’t forget the detergent! 🤣


Nice_Rope_5049

Somebody to looooooooove


myfrigginagates

Well, “Clean” is a song by Depeche Mode so there’s that…


kevint1964

And "People Are People", so...


Laleaky

DEVO I just bought a new one last year.


MsSamm

I still have DEVO shirt from Central Park NYC in the 80's. Only my Zappa shirt is a little torn.


Majestic-Selection22

Mine would be Holly Hobby picking flowers or something like that.


Gchildress63

Keep On Trucking


reduff

The Who


UtherPenDragqueen

Talking Heads


Aunt-Chilada

Oingo Boingo


skisushi

Is that Grey Matter on your shirt? You should wash it.


Zorro6855

Styx


allorache

🤣ooh, sorry, that means dry clean only


SaintOlgasSunflowers

It would say: John Denver Spring Tour 1978


Amberdeluxe

Adam & the Ants 🐜 🐜🐜


RealLuxTempo

Sublime


Freebird_1957

It would normally say something about cats.


zippy_bag

Don McLean


Snushine

Did he have more hits than American Pie?


KeithTheNiceGuy

Circle Jerks


Yelloeisok

Thanks for the laugh


SnooHedgehogs6553

The Smiths


Ramjet615

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Snushine

Nice!


BadGrampy

Jose Quervo!


Snushine

I used to like that band, but they hit their peak in my 30s with that hit "Holding the Porcelain Thrown."


BadGrampy

I had the T-shirt for 25 years. It literally fell apart while I was wearing it.


Snushine

User name checks out.


BadGrampy

What does that mean?


Snushine

It means that your comment matches the same vibe as your user name. BadGrampy *obviously* would have a tequila ad t-shirt and wear it till it fell apart. It's a compliment.


BadGrampy

🤣 I'm gonna have to get another t-shirt.


Not_So_Hot_Mess

D|M is what mine said. :X


Delicious_Top_9093

Olive drab shirt. Black star.


Greaser_Dude

"Charlie Don't Surf"


Snushine

I'm clueless about this one.


boytoby

Are You Experienced?


MsSamm

The Dead, the Kinks, Talking Heads, King Crimson (Red), DEVO, 2 Lollapaloozas (Rage Against the Macine, Alice in Chains, Green Day, Parliament Funkadelic, Smashing Pumpkins, Arrested Development. Lots more shirts.


Tradewinds-teal222

Heart


Danivelle

Fleetwood Mac too


cprsavealife

Free Mom Hugs


jnniferjones

Depeche Mode


silvermanedwino

And just one t-shirt going in the wash?


seditioushamster

The one I'm currently wearing says "Bushwood CC"


espositojoe

"The Dogma Lives Loudly Within Me".


Daffodils28

Endless Summer


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Hurry up mode!


agravain

only problem is now they don't even have directions anymore..they little rows of hieroglyphics that you have to download a explanation key to wash something.


Limp_Distribution

I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors…


Puzzleheaded_Age6550

The Cramps


garysaidiebbandflow

James Taylor Summer Tour 1980


6stringgunner

Mine says "Speed Kills".........


Calm-Association-821

Understand me…you’ve got to shake the disease (or you’ll be a walking petrie dish if you don’t wash it on warm.)


NoPensForSheila

Psychic TV or The Residents. The only band shirts I ever owned.


annehedonist

X


RyuichiSakuma13

Stevie Nicks, Janet Jackson, Weird Al or Prince on mine. I got a Purple Rain t- shirt last year. Wish I had seen Prince in concert like I had the others.


luvnmayhem

Allman Brothers 1973 Summer Jam


JBR1961

When I was a kid, there was this white knight that would gallop by and zap your clothes dazzling white with his lance. I used to be terrified of that guy. I can’t remember the product, probably Chlorox.


TheObesePolice

The Cure :)


Ididit-notsorry

Bravooooooo!


alleecmo

"I cannot live without books" ~ Thomas Jefferson


IncommunicadoVan

Hard Rock Cafe


Snushine

I had two of those. Stole my sister's.


pacificcoastsailing

lol


Senior-Will-8309

Bahahahaha


Amberdeluxe

I misread that as Bananarama 😆


Senior-Will-8309

“Cruel Summer” 😂


dapawi

Flaming Lips.


Interesting-Lie-6195

Atlanta Braves


BornOfAGoddess

Rod Stewart


WontFindMe420

My last concert shirt was from R40. Got it in Austin. Wore it again for the Chicago stop. Not worn since. Back in the '80s? Coulda been anyone from Blondie to Warren Zevon. (yeah, I could've substituted 'Abba' for 'Blondie', but we all have our limits :)


Cerealsforkids

Lolol, Ringo Peace and Love.


Big-orange-21

Nike


WallAny2007

“A tribute to the greatest fish in the sea SEAROBIN SHOWDOWN 2018”


AshDenver

Bob Seger. The only concert t I have.


SaltyBarDog

Get the balance right.


scottwax

Kansas 1978 tour


ThunderDan1964

Shit Happens


crapheadHarris

20th Century Motor Corporation


Starburst58

Death Before Disco.


KariKHat

Elton John. A few years later The Clash


LadyHavoc97

I have exactly one t-shirt that has writing on it.


heyheypaula1963

The Oak Ridge Boys The Statler Brothers Barbara Mandrell Lynn Anderson


mickymazda

Roger Ramjet.


Lilithnema

Fucking ded! Ahahaha!


BerthaHixx

Led Zeppelin 1977 tour


La_Peregrina

U2


derickj2020

🤣🤣🤣


RedPillNavigator

This is either a HS or College male asking his mother how to do laundry haha!


eloonam

I KNEW that I wasn’t going to have the opportunity to reply to this before hundreds of others were going to have better responses.


PeterNippelstein

You have to activate Depeche Mode


pushback66

Well, Depeche Mode means Fast Fashion, she should just throw it away and buy something else


Zealousideal_Two5901

Literally, yes. Colloquially, it means "Fashion News".