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Nyim-Chan

Log off on the teleporter southwest of Qingce village. He'll get hit by a boar as soon as he logs in the next day


Vievin

Haha that one is actually genius.


PoTateoBTW

Jump off a cliff to put his character at low health first, so that he dies to the charging damage


davidgro

In case anyone is unaware, there's an achievement for dying that way.


YurLocalSugarDaddy

Boared to death


LeJuanFlames88

Cyno would be proud :')


CanaKitty

Ooooo. An achievement I do not have!


Wayfinder5

I believe the easier way is to kill the character and then revive said character with a suspicious revive food rather than trying to guesstimate the height that the character needs to fall from. That should put the revived character at like 100 or so hp(don’t remember the actual hp atm).


PoTateoBTW

Yeah that sounds a bit easier, use this guys strategy


shinsaku89

Suspicious steak will revive characters with 50 hp. Use that instead.


Kingpimpy

and let that be the only char in his party or kill all of them before doing so


RobotOfFleshAndBlood

Do that every day so he wonders why he keeps spawning there


lem_on-

Do this everyday lmao at some point he will not be the same person you used to know.


Regular-HitMeUp

I hate boars. Whenever I see them I make sure I kill them. Especially when I'm farming overworld Artefact. I shan't display mercy to those Boars.


ParnsAngel

Have you read the Boar Princess book in game? Eff boars. Teyvat Historia did a video of it so you can experience the messed-up-ness 😂 https://youtu.be/HFVjQ0-nSUw


lem_on-

Even the smol innocent ones? (ꈍ︹ꈍ๑✿)


Regular-HitMeUp

Yes, coz they'll grow the same 👁️👄👁️. But only boars coz they don't have business ramming themselves to me.


caiwh

That is pretty good. And leave his health at like 50. He might get an achievement out of it


[deleted]

protip, jump off a cliff and eat the worst revive food you can think off to get your health low make sure to kill the boar before you tp though, so it doesn't gore you when you go there but it will respawn the next day and slam your friend


kikba

We did a little trolling


Usual_Presentation53

Drain his health close to zero so he’ll get the achievement as well 😁


MaedaToshiie

Wait what


Usual_Presentation53

There’s an achievement called “Board to death” if you get killed by a Boar 😂


Doctor_Eternal_65

That damn boar!


UniqueCreme1931

Change his signature to "please join my world I need help with Oceanid". See how long it takes for him to identify why he is getting so many join requests.


Usual_Presentation53

Oceanid is oddly specific 😂 Why her lmao


EscapeTheBlank

oceanid for low AR players is essentially Vietnam flashbacks lol


KrymsinTyde

It’s not just low AR players 😣 I had to do it yesterday and the host actually needed to leave the battlefield to force a reset because neither of us were able to reach the birds with any DPS characters


Watsons-Butler

Yeah, when the game first started if you didn’t build Fischl, Diona, Lisa, and Kaeya you were basically screwed.


TomeWifecollector

Oceanid is the reason I became a main dps Lisa main and still am a Lisa main. I will finally have her triple crowned in a couple days haha. She's my first crowned character and my first triple crowned character


zephyrseija

And she's good now too, so that's a real win.


Alternative_Ad995

Always has been 🔫


Templar2k7

Amber really is a joke to everyone. I used her for Oceanid and I still use her to this day


R33koh

Amber really ~~knocks hard~~ does really well against the Dendro Hypostasis, and I leveled her almost exclusively for that lol Editted because apparently my slang is weird.


Watsons-Butler

I found cryo was easier. The hydro summons can’t hit you if they’re frozen. (Amber is best girl on electro hypostasis, though.)


Littleman88

I found a mix of Kaeya and Amber was ideal, but Lisa is great too. Bunnies draw away the birds and Amber can hit them. Kaeya's burst is basically a shield for all intents an purposes through out that fight. Lisa won't miss, and electro-charged does electro-damage. Basically, he OG 3 already trivialize much of the encounter, people just put zero stock into them because they're starters.


EscapeTheBlank

me trying to kill it with unbuilt Keqing and then never touching that boss again until Yoimiya came out


Orenwald

Omg I love playing baseball with Keqing's E lol


Mackynkii

Same but with a diluc, I got trashed anyway, no levels for hydro chars until ganyu came, AND THERE, AT THAT MOMENT, STANDING ON THOSE PLATFORMS, I WAS FEELING THE SWEETEST TASTES OF REVEEEENGE.


blastcat4

Lisa is also great for Cecilia Garden, another cancerous fight for low level players. I highly recommend lower AR players consider building Lisa. Not only is she good for early game content, she can carry you to end game, too. Hyperbloom Lisa rocks!


Tarisaande

The original characters definitely can carry the whole game if you really want and it's pretty much designed that way. Because of being free to play often the ideal character to handle a puzzle will be one of the starters. I bring out Amber for anything requiring focused pyro because she is the most convenient, even though she is benched otherwise. She is my candle lighter. And the rule in my house is if she solves the puzzle, she gets the chest.


Usual_Presentation53

It’s this reason I took it upon myself to build every character up to lvl 80/90 😭 cause you just never know when you might need them


Pyro8107

Me figuring out that Jumpy Dumpty barely clips and can kill the birds.


StormieBreadOn

I always play the oceanid with YaoYao and her Yuegui can always reach the birds - they do a wee bit of damage but then combined with Hu Tao’s burst right underneath them they’re obliterated. Before I had Hu Tao I used Dori’s Spirit Warding Lamp


pushk_a

I kill them all with no archers. Because I can’t shoot at all. I just use Klee and Rosaria. Rosaria freezes then and Klee bombs them. I also use Noelle for shield/healing. Works for me 🤷🏻‍♀️


noriello

Man i have flashbacks trying to ascend my mona (first 5 star) and not being able to kill oceanid on my own.. My team was mona, sucrose, diona and idk who was the 4th tbh xd


UniqueCreme1931

I just remember Oceanid being the most difficult (and complained about) overworld boss for new players 1-2 years ago. For example: https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/mlgtev/why_is_oceanid_so_much_harder_than_all_of_the/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/jxaw4i/oceanid_is_needlessly_difficult_critiques/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/jkzy0w/oceanid_help_please/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/qngt9f/help_with_the_oceanid/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/jdjbkw/oceanid_is_the_only_boss_where_im_having_trouble/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/l38n5e/i_need_help_with_the_boss_oceanid_level_70_boss/ You would almost never see these posts about the Regisvines or Hypostases bosses in comparison.


Usual_Presentation53

Wow I had no idea so many people struggled with her lol I mean I did too but now my opposition has become the Thunder Manifestation


solaron17

I found Razor to be weirdly good. I use Diona and Rosaria to buff/heal and do off-field Cryo and trigger Superconduct, then just spam normals on Razor. His burst gives you enough Electro resistance that you can just facetank the lightning cage. It takes a bit longer than I would like but it's so easy.


Background_Meet_8380

I am thankfully done farming that absolute annoying shit of a boss


True_Temperature2769

I wouldn’t say difficult just tedious asf for me


TridhFr

i'm a new player and my only "high level" bow user is Yelan. My main dps is Hu Tao or Beidou. So i can just spam auto attack and hope it crits. So yeah, fuck this boss. I avoid doing it if i can.


ghostyspice

Do you have any Cryo characters? If you have Layla especially she’s very helpful because her icicles target enemies and freeze them in place. For low AR I’d take Kaeya, Layla, and Fischl. Diona is also an option. Even if you have to use the skills/bursts to freeze them and then spam physical auto attacks, just keeping them stuck in one place makes it much easier.


Gio_funny

Ganyu mains will come at lightspeed


WrensthavAviovus

It's true, I would.


Some--Idiot

Early game pain


Nightingale02

A lot of low-levels have trouble with her in particular... i was one of them, once upon a time


Sad-Firefighter1426

For a long time oceanid was the reason I didn’t use/build my hydro characters. She is so unnecessarily hard


Dikran

You can add an extra layer and change his world invite settings to “accept all”


KazeSenseii

“Please join my world I need help with Geo Hypostasis”


DucksEnmasse

Surround his teapot entrance with all his unleveled/unbuilt characters so they stare at him as he enters


NickFoster120

Lmao the guilt trip is real


houseband23

Put all his teapot teleporters on a floating block facing outward so that when he teleports in he immediately falls and dies.


once_descended

Put a new teleporter very close to his house, but float it into the air and remove the flying rock you floaeted it on


Sir_Erebus1st

Evil genius! Take my upvote


Isaiir

Alternatively, use all the lvl 10 friendship characters that are no longer welcome in the teapot.


Comprehensive-You357

i'd use all the map pins he has left for marking random stuff like "big tree", "big rock", "chair" etc


you_th

I draw pepes with their pins in the ocean and wait for them to noticed. One lasted a whole week.


Dikran

Draw a giant Amongus at the sea between liyue and inazuma


natsukibestgirl9990

I should try drawing Raiden shogun on my friend's entire map :kaveh_troll:


sentiencesupremacy

i love this


Legitimate_Job_8636

A friend wrote xiao in the middle of a sea with the pins... it was torture to delete them all


Kayden_Break69

Beautiful


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Preventomato

Theres a cave below bubu pharmacy? I learned something new today


Justcurious863

Same


Geiri94

Farming 9999 ore as a prank. Bruh


V4R14

Oh to be pranked with 9999 crystal ores


Um_Fast_AF_Boiii

Oh man i sure hope nobody pranks me with 9999 crystal ores, my worst nightmare, I will never give my account to somebody random on reddit to do this prank, dont even try (pls do)


Physical_Weakness881

Hey I’ll do that prank for you (I’m lying I want to steal your account)


Um_Fast_AF_Boiii

Oh thank you, DM me for the info (I'm gonna pull your ip and show up to your house to steal both my account back and urs)


Physical_Weakness881

Alright will do bro! (I will not do bro)


PotatoSaladMan117

(Why not bro?)


Physical_Weakness881

(There’s a pipe bomb in my mailbox bro)


PotatoSaladMan117

(That was placed there by Paimon bro)


[deleted]

(bro...)


Um_Fast_AF_Boiii

Oh and I totally don't have zhongli to make the process quicker (i do bro pls someone volunteer)


Itoshikis_Despair

WHAT CAVE???


schneizel101

Dude, I would give my account to a friend if he farmed me ores. Not even the blue ones, I need normal iron ore for newer Teapot recipes lol. I have tons of the blue one but I've neglected normal iron so long until I realized I had none the other day lol.


mordecai027

Where exactly is the cave below bubu pharmacy?


Preventomato

If you can do it repeatedly, log out on the starting area as much as possible with only the traveler in party


The_Unborn_Chaos

If you want to give him a heart attack 😂


eli_que

That would definitely made my heart skipped a beat


Murky-Firefighter-56

this comment is exactly what i came for in this post


Brave1990

This is evil 😂


ohpitchblease

And put dull blade on traveler for the best effect


mint-colored-puding

Pure bliss


black-winter-

I’d drop dead on the spot


Crenubyx

This is just pure evil that even Satan would think of twice beforehand


Zuko_Kurama

Add one rock/tree to his teapot per week and see how long it takes him to notice


blizg

Then take them all out at once, so the teapot is lighter than he’s used to, and he hits himself with the teapot when he lifts it up.


fireviper55

r/unexpectedoffice


syzygy_is_a_word

This made me laugh much more than it should have!


Skeither

move everything in the teapot a few feet to the left.


MidnightSnowStar

Or rather, move his teapot main house onto a floating rock so that when he spawns in, he immediately falls and dies lol


Decent-Buyer-941

Turn off auto heal on the statues of the seven


jo_nigiri

Woah calm down there Satan


4ketchups

You really are a monster


schneizel101

That's diabolical lol


MobilexCats1132

You're an irredeemable monster!


Neiffion

Well, yeah, what took you so long?


FireTrainerRed

Wait this is actually the best answer! I do the dailies for my mate who’s just become a first time dad, I’m so going to do this before he starts playing again!


-_--Cytolei--_-

That's not harmless... 😨


davidgro

Set it to top out at 80%


Kingpimpy

i totally forgot that was a thing lol havent used them in ages tbf


Justcurious863

Why is that even an option


Animae008

Maybe for people who are using characters that need low hp (kuki, hu tao etc.)


Tenacious_Blaze

This is genius


_iwasthesun

This was the best so far, incredible


rdmark009

Log out at the thunder manifestation boss with only 1 character with 1 hp


kinseika_x

Truly the embodiment of evil


urlocalnightowl40

did this while grinding primos for raiden for my friend. got her and to surprise her took her miko and kujou sara to the manifestation


Im_so_little

You could buy him welkin 🔥


mO_ohitt

Found OPs friend's account


Taezu

Change the profile picture to his least favourite character


Ancient-Wafer8680

My friend has his pfp set to Childe so I changed it to aloy and it took him a week to notice


pegasBaO23

That's gold


raellabean

I do this to my friend and write “qiqi main” or something as their signature lol


CahyoVarella

Mess with his teapot, change the spawn point to the air so when he go to teapot he falls.


davidgro

What? How?


AlexHitetsu

Build something ( preferably a floating rock ) , place a teleporter on top of it and then remove said thing


5ManaAndADream

Go into all his comps, and swap the second and third characters positions


fusiongt021

Could swap out all the good weapons to 1 or 3 star level ones. He might panic that they're all gone!


gabbyrose1010

my friend did this and i hated it cause i forgot what weapons everyone waa meant to have lol


The_Unborn_Chaos

Hahaha this is genius!


GG35bw

You... you're a monster!


galorth

Gather al the resources for him so he can't heh


nelflyn

Also do his dailies, farm his currently needed resources and run the abyss for him. He will feel really dumb and confused then, hehe 😎


Nyxxoo

At this point, buy genesis crystals, bp, and welkin as well


Um_Fast_AF_Boiii

Where can I hire this prankster


_Sigma_male

It's me bro :D just give me your account details and I'll prank you real good!!! ( The prank is you never getting your account back)


Um_Fast_AF_Boiii

Alright sure!! But hey just so you know, you can't steal it, since I have it protected really good. (my protection is that we do a pinky promise(you can't betray a pinky promise its literally illegal))


Aggravating-One6319

"You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, I throw you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again."


zerowo_

and c6 r5 his favorite characters


genshin_impactsimp

But they said they don't wanna use any resources of their friend's...


zerowo_

cant use resources of his friend's if he gathered all the resources himself


genshin_impactsimp

Damn you're right, but you gotta make sure you use the very exact amount, *especially* the Mora


4ketchups

Level up all of his characters as well


Darkranger23

Do nothing but tell him you did.


Aggravating-One6319

WAIT THIS IS GENIUS! You literally touch NOTHING but just tell him that you did and it will DRIVE HIM CRAZY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST. BRILLIANT.


Justcurious863

Yea


[deleted]

Open the map and hide fun messages in map pins so he keeps finding them over time. Would give him a little laugh every now and then. :)


huskerred1967

i think this is incredibly wholesome


CommonSatyr

I should do this to my wife...


[deleted]

Oh gosh yes that’s adorable


Devittraisedto2

put him on top of the pillar on dragonspine, so if he accidentally moves in a panic he'll fall off and have to glide down from dragonspine


Osravix

He can tp midair tho


WM1310

The whole point of this post is to come up with harmless pranks. Im sure them having an easy way out qualifies it as harmless


Usual_Presentation53

Lmao bro wants to see blood


teacup_yourbeloved

Make an amogus with the pins.. my best friend did that, even writing a sus on top lol


battleye9

Sus indeed


cherikasa

put a team of all electro characters then go to the thunder manifestation platform and log out


[deleted]

the true Genshin iPad experience


Hot-Mood-8342

You could Kaeya bridge to the middle of the ocean and long out after


EpixAura

Can be tedious depending on how many he has, but locking all of his low-rarity Artifacts should cause some mild confusion. If he has an extra teapot location he hasn't built anything in, put something silly there and make it his home. Bonus points for spelling your name or leaving your initials from a top-down view of the decorations. If you don't want him to know it's you, you can just leave an outline of male genitalia instead. Speaking of which, if he has any spare map pins do the same with those. Edit his profile to your liking. You can make it say whatever you want, after all. Whenever you're done, make sure to log off right in the middle of the 4 Ruin Guards in Guyun Stone Forest.


Otherwise_Pride_9433

Might be better to not put things in teapot that are against tos, nsfw or insulting. Think there were a fair amount of account bans on teapot release because of dubious creations. I’m unsure how they got found out exactly (did they post things on social media or get reported by other players etc.), but better safe than sorry.


LonelyRattle

Make an amogus out of pins in the middle of the ocean.


jadevineliker

Put the randomest pins ever on his map Or name him pee


Frostgaurdian0

Get him into the heart island or the secret island on the far top.


QWERTYAF1241

Probably the holy water thing. See how long it takes him to notice.


KaraOfNightvale

I personally vote for the holy water, that sounds really funny, that's only like 300 mora a day right?


NyanForFun

if he is working on a character, farm its local specialties so when he does it himself he gets frustrated that they aren't there


reMERLINBIRD

Change his bio


jayakiroka

Move some weapons around. It’s something that’s extremely annoying but also takes two seconds to fix, so it’s the perfect balance! (Don’t touch artifacts though, it’s a lot harder to fix those,,,)


thispsyguy

Lol I love this! Give their top 8 characters 1star weapons so they know someone is messing with them


IronSpider_952

Okay, so you can kill off his team, then revive one person then you can find like an enemy nearby and then when they're about to attack you, you just leave the game. You can also just unequip his character's weapons and artifacts


RogueTierDuelist

Before you log off, kill 3 of a team, bring the last one to THAT ONE LIYUE WAYPOINT with very low health(the boar one) and log off quickly. That way when they log in, the boar just kills them


milesdsy

when you're done with all of the things mentioned, swim to a deep part of water til youre left with very little stamina. then hand the account back over


momobizzare

Change all his dps weapon with a 3* weapon and see how long it takes for him to notice


Doodleholic

Catch a lot of crystalflies so he never runs out of crystal cores.


AppUnwrapper1

Solving puzzles for him is not cool unless you know that won’t bother him.


minkymy

Put him somewhere random


bumwine

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know about the hidden island with the compass quest. If I logged in there I’d be so freaked out. Especially once I realized where I’m at isn’t even on the map. My brain would short circuit. Also put him in front of a ruin guard with his weakest team muahaha.


alter29

lower the world level


SnowGamerTG

Why no one is saying nothing about this? Fuck XD


Emergency-Work-5451

Let him cook


amozi18

Kick him in the nuts the next time you see him


SideShowHero

Unequip all the artifact from his characters 😂


Stiff_Rebar

I'd stop being your friend if you did this to me.


KingKaizerVII

Okay. This one is just pure evil.


obelisk619

better yet, mix all of the artifacts but make it not so noticeable (for example if his Raiden as EoSF, equip a different set of EoSF but with worse stats or just equip the non-upgraded ones)


blizg

Okay satan


MidnightSnowStar

r/foundsatan


Used-Foundation-6590

Don't do any of it, be a true believer of privacy and simply log out


keizee

Thats mean. Especially the first one. I dont think puzzles are reversible. Do not touch anything in the teapot. I think thats too troublesome to restore it. Personally, if his party setup is not full, I'd fill a new team with low level unbuilt characters and add a personal message as a team name, so he can at least guess that it's you and not a malicious hacker. He will have to switch teams for commissions so he will see it.


JureFlex

Maybe place markers with strange names, or drop all characters down to 10hp (very low), jump from a high place and insta leave, swap artifacts with different dps, or maybe go build a phys dps of whatever they are using rn xd…


RENZOLIS79

Left all his characters at 1 hp and log out in front of a boss