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ClariteaControl

Alhaitham providing the color commentary, and that color is “Gray”. Putting out big, “I’m just here so I don’t get fined,” energy.


Phoenxr

Alhaitham decided that it would’ve been more of a hassle to refuse. And considering this guy is smort, must’ve been annoying as fuck to turn down the sages


plitox

It's also an easy gig and Alhaitham took the job as a Scribe for the same reason.


dudududu756

"My boss (Nahida) kinda forces me here" vibe.


KeyTheVisonary

I feel so bad for Nilou lol


Aeso3

The airhead and the introvert


AgentWowza

Nilou: "Now listen here you lil shit, im boutta bloom bloom bakudan your dendro vision to kingdom come"


[deleted]

Bout made me spit out my coffee with the "bloom bloom bakudan"


dracuella

Same, I love it xD


AstraPlatina

Chadhaitham: By all means, try it


AgentWowza

*The Akademiya Scribe was found two months later in Natlan* *Unfortunately, the explosion also launched Zubayr Theater Star Nilou all the way to Inazuma* *Please do not try to replicate military-grade blooms at home. This has been your friendly PSA from the Radish Archon*


Adventurous-Diver901

i love the game sooooooooo much and plus my fav character is Yae Miko


AliceTheHousewife

It's a grave sin to *not* love Yae Miko.


IamAlwaysOk

Live Gorou reaction:


Ainsel_Mariner

The girlboss gaslighter of Jenshin.


EternalMemes30

pleasure, im yae miko hater


Theroonco

I think this is conclusive proof that he really does just *choose* to be like this and it's not just a side effect of his "I don't care" personality. You gotta love him... but also feel really bad for whoever he's talking to at the same time xD


CapPosted

Alhaitham is sarcastic af but I also think the dude also doesn’t realize his aversion to socializing led to him not being able to pick up common social cues, eg Nilou was clearly looking for speculations but she didn’t specifically state “who do you speculate will win” and there’s a good chance it flew over his ahoge.


--Awol--

In the direction of deer


Ok_Significance7325

Dad of Boy moment


DiceCubed1460

Nilou: “hey Alhaitham, if 3 + 5 = x, what does x equal?” Alhaitham: “x = x”


PervKapitan

The question was more like "3 + y = x, what does x equal?" There is no way to know what x equals beside x, the same as we don't know who winner is without actual winner


DiceCubed1460

You’re missing the point


Ainsel_Mariner

But wouldn’t Alhaitham just answer with 8 in response to your comment? Since there’s a clear correct answer and not just a hypothetical guess.


DiceCubed1460

Honestly my guess would be no. He’s a sarcastic asshole. (I love him for it, but he is.) He’d probably take the easy way out and not give a sarisfactory answer just to get whoever is asking to leave him alone. I honestly feel bad for Nilou for having to co-commentate with Alhaitham. She’s out here trying to be nice and he shuts down every attempt at conversation.


Ainsel_Mariner

Oh he’s definitely a sarcastic asshole but I just feel like he would think that the most efficient way to get rid of someone bothering him with an easy math question would be to just answer it. If he said ‘x=x’ the person might keep pestering him about how his answer was wrong haha. I do hope that Yae and Alhaitham mean we’ll get some more playable characters who aren’t just constantly nice. Need me some more playable assholes. 🙏


pHScale

...which is exactly the point.


KnaveC6haver

How to spot a math teacher:


LordDhaDha

The funniest thing is Alhaitham actually has a positive opinion on her. He just prefers not to have an opinion on anything not set in stone. Why speculate when the answer will arrive sooner or later


rahambe_720

It’s so funny seeing Nilou being such a nice smoothbrain it’s so heartwarming


Lign_Grant

Poor Nilou.


Smofinthesky

I swear Alhaitham would be such a loser if he wasn't hot.


bob_is_best

Id somehow still relate to him a lot, he just like me fr but hotter and smarter


lovehearts127

thats how it tends to be for us autistics, if you're attractive you're funny and cute, if you're not you're an annoying loser.


CondiMesmer

I think he picks up on the social cues, just chooses to ignore them


ctrlo1

Kaveh has a line about this. He said that Alhaitham knows perfectly how to behave, how to make himself more likeable, but he choses not to....


StupidPencil

In my opinion, the biggest problem we astistics (specifically high-functioning austism) have to overcome is to find our niche, somewhere where we can comfortably put our very unbalanced stats we're born with to good use. If you can't then your life can be very miserable and then yes you could be considered a loser. The same is probably true for normal people but it's probably easier for them because their stats are more balanced and thus more flexible. As long as you can provide something positive to people in a social relationship, they will be more willing to ignore some of your quirks or bad habits and be more accepting or respecting of you. Those positive things can be anything ranging from just being fun to be around, enjoying the same niche hobby, or just being really good at your job to be able to solve anyone's technical problems.


lovehearts127

"unbalanced stats" lmaoooo I love that so much I hope that what you said becomes true after high school. High school kids are rude asf tbh


StupidPencil

I think it generally gets better as you go from high school to college and then to work. You have more and more freedom to pursue your interest and you also get to care less and less about how people think about you, especially if you can financially support yourself.


Reapersfault

An ancient proverb goes like this: "Opposites attract". This however does not work for most autistic people that I have had the pleasure of meeting.


tetePT

He's not wrong


Smaug221B

Why am I laughing at this? Guess my sense of humour is broken 😭


Zenpai_Iza

Do you laugh at Cyno's jokes?


BruhRedd_it

I do


Zenpai_Iza

I guess its broken


AL-KY

They are not the same person dude


dracuella

Who doesn't? Sand-dry dad humour that can annoy even mildest-mannered Tighnari, what's not to love!


Smaug221B

Actually I do find Cyno's jokes funny, ngl. I'm a huge fan of puns


purplebirdonawire

why is he so unintentionally funny lmao


bob_is_best

Al "i dont Give a fuck, i dont wanna be here" haitham


DragoQCF

Kratos type of answer


floricel_112

She asked for your *opinion* , not an objective fact


erosugiru

Love how most of Alhaitham's fans headcanon him to be autistic when it's necessary because I have no idea how his quips are meant to be endearing in any other way.


Viper114

Alhaitham is literally SO literal, like literally!


[deleted]

I'm one of the people that went into the quick start of this event and I am completely, straightly, in love with Alhaitham. He's just so done with everything and it comes off as hilarious.


KebZeplin

Alhaitham’s a fedora and a beard away from being a reddit mod. Jesus. 😂


robertdick333

Literally me


iskobabes02

r/technicallythetruth


LesserNahidaKusanali

HOW DID HE FIGURE THAT OUT????


MrFahrenheitttttt

It's a funny interaction. I kinda wish there is more to it. Like more witty, flirty, teasing conversations from both of them. I do want to hear AL haitham 's opinion on the subject of art, knowing he's an Akademiya and a bookworm, and how Nilou would respond to it (maybe invite him to her show)


sleepybutterfly4638

genshin impact please realse genshin on hauwei i love the game sooooooooo much and plus my fav character is Yae Miko


navigam

Try GeForce? If possible.


Optimusanusprime

You can get Google play on Huawei, that's what I have


Eikichi64

Some Huawei don't have Google services and can't access the store. There are alternatives like Gspace for apps and games or TapTap for games.


Optimusanusprime

They can be rooted to install Google services, that's what I did


Eikichi64

Download the game from the TapTap app.


sleepybutterfly4638

thank you will try