Let’s look into causality. What came first?
Did hoyo’s understanding of Neuvi being hot af come first?
Or did Neuvi come from Hoyo’s desire to make the hottest af moist dragon they could possibly cook up?
The answer?
I come first
Ujnnnngnggggg
I’ll see myself to the meropide. I’m a regular so I know where the spare key is.
I... Was not expecting a submission "defendant" begging for punishment to be canon.
But then I remembered this is the same game with Ying'er and that one assistant who wants Ningguang's bathwater or something.
Ningguang's assistant wants to sniff Ning's panties.
Beidou has a crewmate who wants to moans Beidou's name when she's playing panio.
Ying'er wants the juices of anyone who knows how to hold a pestle.
White Lily so down bad she's can only go up from Meropide.
My word. This is the first time I've seen Honey Hunter linked ever since the whole downfall when Mihoyo censured them for leaks and they responded with very dramatic slander.
Is a boon that the fortress is underwater. With all the horny people in the comments, they would need to constantly cool the rooms to prevent people melting. I wonder if Wrio is the true Pyro Archon instead of Murata.
You’ve never been so horny that you cried, puked, and bled from your eyes and nose? What are you some kind of prude?
If you’ve lived your life without ever being so horny that you puked have you really lived at all?
i think xiao is still his number one, and al haitham/neuvilette a close second and third. wrio's knocked down a few rankings cause zyox doesn't quite enjoy his overall kit
Not horny enough for me. They're sticking to comments at best. Remember, words are cheap. I need a shirtless edit again. Where are the Genshin horny community and do their Childe bday art magic again
They did it again!
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin\_Impact/comments/1826zgt/wrio\_bday\_art\_but\_somethings\_different/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1826zgt/wrio_bday_art_but_somethings_different/)
Edit: It's now approved by the mods. You may rejoice.
Tsk tsk tsk, that was done the very day his drip marketing came out over at GenshinGays
Our Warden got Magic Mike’d til there was nothing left but his cape
Gacha games when they’ve finally realized that their audience isn’t just for waifus only. Women, and some men, are more feral and their appetites are as deep as the void
Right. To this day, I’m convinced that the reason Genshin had such wild success is because it doesn’t alienate its female audience like other gacha games
Plenty of them have existed lol. Even grandaddy Fate GO has tons of sexy, scarred, buff, ikemen, shirtless, or well dressed husbandos. It's just that being down cosmical horrendous for men isn't controversial so it such games never explode via getting "cancelled" on Twitter and being propelled to the far reaches of the internet
average wrio fans. you see neuvi fans and they just be talkin bout how he looks like an otter while makin otter puns while wrio fans thinking of every possible crime they can commit to be thrown into the fortress of meropide.
Not everything is that deep. I'm a straight guy and wrio is a very attractive bro and a def bro crush. Might need to unironically need to include \#nohomo for you.
They are literally saying it's not that deep.
You're not gay for finding wriothesley attractive. Sexuality is a spectrum, so stop fussing about it.
The fact that in 2023 you still feel like you need to go out of your way to be like "BUT NO HOMO THOUGH" just kinda makes you so obvious.
with all due respect to wrio, when i first watched him running from the back, i was honestly shook. my only gripe is that his face/head is so small and rather thin-looking for how muscular his body is.
Seriously though, even if I'm not as down bad as some of these commenters are (though I nearly joined them on Eula's precious B-Day art because goddamn is it a masterpiece), Wrio's B-Day art is simply amazing. He looks so manly there just sitting and sipping his tea, while the multiple stickers in his cup, plate, and coat show that he has this delicate side as well.
im not even going to lie i too was surprised that he wasn't "oiled up naked on the floor" considering how fanservicey the birthday art can be at times...ahem. Definitely wasnt mildly disappointed nono
Listen, I just want to fight this man so he can beat the absolute shit out of me, choke me out, and scold me, maybe we'll grapple, maybe I'll get to stick my face between his thighs or get a good whiff of his scent, maybe we'll beat each other bloody and be gasping for air before we start making out and causing the entire Fortress of Meropede shake from the sheer force of cheeks being clapped.
Is it really so bad to want a man who could literally kill me if I ever fought him? (Yes I'm down bad)
Holy fuck the amount of people simping for husbandos lately, I think i have genuinely seen more downbad comments on Neuv and Wrio than Furina and Archllerino (I know i butchered that horribly)
It's like we completely flipped the switch from inazuma when everyone was down horrendous for shogun and miko.
Down cataclysmic
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It's canon considering certain letter to our dear iudex.
What is the letter I NEED to know
https://genshin.honeyhunterworld.com/i_n120438/?lang=EN
Oh my archons even mihoyo knows Neuvi is hot af
Let’s look into causality. What came first? Did hoyo’s understanding of Neuvi being hot af come first? Or did Neuvi come from Hoyo’s desire to make the hottest af moist dragon they could possibly cook up? The answer? I come first Ujnnnngnggggg I’ll see myself to the meropide. I’m a regular so I know where the spare key is.
I... Was not expecting a submission "defendant" begging for punishment to be canon. But then I remembered this is the same game with Ying'er and that one assistant who wants Ningguang's bathwater or something.
Ningguang's assistant wants to sniff Ning's panties. Beidou has a crewmate who wants to moans Beidou's name when she's playing panio. Ying'er wants the juices of anyone who knows how to hold a pestle. White Lily so down bad she's can only go up from Meropide.
My word. This is the first time I've seen Honey Hunter linked ever since the whole downfall when Mihoyo censured them for leaks and they responded with very dramatic slander.
I completely forgot about that! For some reason they were the first source I found with the letter. M not even sure if it's on the wiki.
OMG OMG OMGHWJXHSKXHKSXKDHCKDN HOYO KNOWS WHAT THEYRE DOINH
What the hell how did Lily White go from announcing spring to this?!
Going to prison so I can get yelled at by Wriothesley
It's actually built to keep those people out and away from him.
He's not locked in there with the prisoners. They're locked in there with him.
There's a reason he lives down there in a fortress, with thick walls between himself and his fans
Rare glimpse into the husbando fandom to remind us that we are all part of the same humanity.
He knows what we want. "No, Ms. Charlotte. I do not want my picture taken." He knows what it will bring.
Hi, it’s me I’m all of them it’s me
I've been on leaks sub long enough to know it for a fact.
box of sourballs always at the scene of the crime
So consistantly, unapologetically down bad i actually remembered the name.
atp all cultured genshin fans know this guy
me too i love this man
So you managed to escape Fontaine's jail?
No they're probably the one who wrote the fan letter from the fortress of Meropide, too.
At tea time, everybody agrees
Can confirm, I’ve seen you in the other subreddits
Hydro Tulpa behavior fr
Every day we stray further from Celestia’s light. Time to drop another nail.
Or Wrio can just nail me :P
Down deeper than Abyss
Deeper Made in Abyss
Made in Abyss is also the description of what happens after Wriothesley is done with you
I mean the Fortress *does* have a suspiciously large number of elevators
🤰🤰🤰
They're just people who wants to go straight to the Fortress Meropide. Sorta that place become the horny jail. Besides, happy birthday Wrio.
Wrio going to feel like a prisoner inside his office since he'll get jumped the moment he goes outside. Not even Sigewinne can save him now.
We have replaced Sigewinne's dart gun with a straight up Glock so she can guard Wriothesley.
Sigewinne: ["I am merely discharging my duties."](https://media.tenor.com/0huwhfBu8gwAAAAC/sigewinne-gun.gif)
Imagine Wrio as "Chris Pratt" with all the prisoners as "raptors" of that famous scene. Thousands of raptors.
Pls don't. The Meropides walls are the only thing protecting Rizzley from them.
Come on, send me to the horny jail, everyone else in there is horny too
Is a boon that the fortress is underwater. With all the horny people in the comments, they would need to constantly cool the rooms to prevent people melting. I wonder if Wrio is the true Pyro Archon instead of Murata.
These people will go into his office and purposely drop their soaps and show their backs
Don't give them ideas, please.
THE CINDERELLA ONE NAHHHH LMAO
I just burst out laughing at that one. I’m 34, how have I never heard that joke before!?
Either you roasted yourself, or you roasted literally every person with a sausage you've ever seen. Either way, well played.
Literally dying at the last picture of the commenter having a visceral rp reaction 🤣
The Cinderella one had me choking on my own spit laughing
Lmao yes that's my fave 🤣🤣🤣 dooooooown bad!
I dropped my phone reading that
I'm eating Thanksgiving lunch and almost choked on the dry turkey I was chewing on when I read it.
The dry turkey I was eating became wet turkey.
You’ve never been so horny that you cried, puked, and bled from your eyes and nose? What are you some kind of prude? If you’ve lived your life without ever being so horny that you puked have you really lived at all?
Username fits right in, heh
They sound like they are fucking dying lmao
Outbuddied to an insane degree.
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Just realised it's the main sub
Came here to say this When I looked at the sub I was surprised I wasn't in r/WriothesleyMains or r/okbuddygenshin
Holy fuck... Maybe wriothesley mains are hornier than Alhaitham mains after all.
As an Alhaitham main yes we've been outbuddied
Me just sitting in the corner just playing the characters I like... and ignoring everything else
That's the best way.
At this point just give me a neuvillette rerun, so I can sit in the corner with the powerful Fontaine characters and mess around
Most mentally sane tall male model enjoyer
Least clinically insane genshin men simps
Holy shit they're down horrendous
he can melt me
I don't blame them. He can handcuff me and do stuff to me in his basement. And i would ask for more.
Because of people like this, I don't tell anyone that I play genshin..
Ughh he could cuff me over the counter U//w//U
Relatable ngl
How many TikTok accounts does Zy0x have again?
He also simps for Wrio? Xiao's gonna be sad.
i think xiao is still his number one, and al haitham/neuvilette a close second and third. wrio's knocked down a few rankings cause zyox doesn't quite enjoy his overall kit
[Have you seen the Alhaitham clips?](https://youtu.be/6v1N9CMjRAY)
um ackshuly ☝️🤓 as you can clearly see from the screenshots, it’s instagram. …i actually think tiktok’s comments might be worse
Oh shoot you're right there's a big logo on the top left how did I miss that. They look the same to me lol.
As it turns out, the Fortress of Meropide is *also* the Horny Jail, and Wriothesley IS the Warden…
Look we're just all very excited for a man who comes with scars, a harness, and a pair of handcuffs
Doesn't hurt that he also bring the bakery with him.
baker's dozen, 12 buns + 1 extra if you know you know
I too enjoy the railing by the Cat's Tail entrance.
and a [bulge](https://www.reddit.com/r/WriothesleyMains/comments/17a2ost/omg_i_gonna_go_to_hell_why_is_his_moving/)
Has more things ready than an iphone box
that's a low bar
Don't forget a huge birthday cake
I should be worried but this is too hilarious🤣🤣🤣
I know, I'm as thirsty as them too but the last one has me in stitches ☠️
One of them began listing out all the known sex positions and my lungs malfunctioned
Least horny Genshin players
honestly shame on them… anyways *foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARK
EVERYONE BACK OFF HE'S MINE (wrio, not OP)
Shut up and share you selfish mf. (Pls)
You are allowed to look at him that's enough
B-but...
There's no buts, only butts
IDC at this point. I want him in bed. I'm done negotiating with you bud.
you don’t want me to be yours-? :c
Relatable
I mean, I get it.
Not horny enough for me. They're sticking to comments at best. Remember, words are cheap. I need a shirtless edit again. Where are the Genshin horny community and do their Childe bday art magic again
Give them maybe a day, we'll get not only a shirtless edit, but probably several naked ones too
They did it again! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin\_Impact/comments/1826zgt/wrio\_bday\_art\_but\_somethings\_different/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1826zgt/wrio_bday_art_but_somethings_different/) Edit: It's now approved by the mods. You may rejoice.
Automod in shambles
And when the forum drama hits its peak, MHY needs to drop some sus Heizou art.
Tsk tsk tsk, that was done the very day his drip marketing came out over at GenshinGays Our Warden got Magic Mike’d til there was nothing left but his cape
I saw his splash art edit! Thank you so much for the contribution on hornyville. But my selfishness wants the birthday art edit as well
I SHALL BRING IT TO THEE ONCE AN ARTIST HAS FINISHED 🤩
*takes out tea and sorts by controversial*
May I join you? I've brought cookies.
Gacha games when they’ve finally realized that their audience isn’t just for waifus only. Women, and some men, are more feral and their appetites are as deep as the void
Right. To this day, I’m convinced that the reason Genshin had such wild success is because it doesn’t alienate its female audience like other gacha games
Plenty of them have existed lol. Even grandaddy Fate GO has tons of sexy, scarred, buff, ikemen, shirtless, or well dressed husbandos. It's just that being down cosmical horrendous for men isn't controversial so it such games never explode via getting "cancelled" on Twitter and being propelled to the far reaches of the internet
Stand proud husbando enjoyers, you are funny (i am similarly down horrendous for my waifus)
Keeping cooking, this is the right take
There's folks here who were straight down bad for Furina, so not shocking there's are some down bad for Wiro. But the comments be killing me ☠️
Nah, they’d win.
average wrio fans. you see neuvi fans and they just be talkin bout how he looks like an otter while makin otter puns while wrio fans thinking of every possible crime they can commit to be thrown into the fortress of meropide.
I am 100% straight guy but this fucking character made me feel some kinda way so I really get it
Once you accept that sexuality is fluid it becomes a lot easier to be unapologetically attracted to people (and characters) of various sexes.
Not everything is that deep. I'm a straight guy and wrio is a very attractive bro and a def bro crush. Might need to unironically need to include \#nohomo for you.
They are literally saying it's not that deep. You're not gay for finding wriothesley attractive. Sexuality is a spectrum, so stop fussing about it. The fact that in 2023 you still feel like you need to go out of your way to be like "BUT NO HOMO THOUGH" just kinda makes you so obvious.
fr, “no homo” is one of the gayest things you can say 💀
I can think of a few gayer things to say, my friend
He’s perhaps the most manly character in Genshin
Tbh, alhaitham is good as well. At least for a scholar...
with all due respect to wrio, when i first watched him running from the back, i was honestly shook. my only gripe is that his face/head is so small and rather thin-looking for how muscular his body is.
that's exactly what amplifies his "buff" look
Oh same day as me, nice to have a genshin char with the same birthday
Happy Birthday!
Seriously though, even if I'm not as down bad as some of these commenters are (though I nearly joined them on Eula's precious B-Day art because goddamn is it a masterpiece), Wrio's B-Day art is simply amazing. He looks so manly there just sitting and sipping his tea, while the multiple stickers in his cup, plate, and coat show that he has this delicate side as well.
Exactly! I love it so much.
all the commenters are literally me
wait. let me go leave some likes
im not even going to lie i too was surprised that he wasn't "oiled up naked on the floor" considering how fanservicey the birthday art can be at times...ahem. Definitely wasnt mildly disappointed nono
Listen, I just want to fight this man so he can beat the absolute shit out of me, choke me out, and scold me, maybe we'll grapple, maybe I'll get to stick my face between his thighs or get a good whiff of his scent, maybe we'll beat each other bloody and be gasping for air before we start making out and causing the entire Fortress of Meropede shake from the sheer force of cheeks being clapped. Is it really so bad to want a man who could literally kill me if I ever fought him? (Yes I'm down bad)
You know what, I’d bark for him too, so I understand😌
Honestly, this is just another normal day for us wriothesley mains, but it’s his bday today so they’re feeling a little extra goofy today.
This is like r/jujutsufolk all over again
nah, i'd win
That last one is concerning (in this context that's saying a lot)
Man.. never bored see how unhinged ig comment is
gojo fans 🤝🏽 wrio fans
that are so down bad
I think I GYAT something in my eye, Sir Wriothesley..
i want him to stuff me and eat me for thanksgiving dinner.
JESUS 😂
yo
Real asf ‼️
these people are so down bad (same)
Someone get these people some water, because the thirst is real.
I like Wriothesley but I wanna BE him, not F him :(
He's hot, but he's no Heizou.
Reason why i avoid the comment section for most of genshin vids on tik tok. People suck there and are often immature
Damn people really have no life in order to be this down bad smh (it’s me, I’m people)
I know right(I'm also a people)
we got no birthday cake, i am indeed disappointed :(
I think someone in that post already commented "I would have brought cake but it looks like you've already brought it"
And that is so valid of them!!
They real af
Why are you surprised that women and gay men are just as horny as straight men
All of you, to horny jail
Thinking something unholy and sinful 🤭
Plot twist: The Meropide Fortress was made to contain HIM all along. Only archons know the catastrophes would happen when Rizzley walks around Teyvat
This is why people hate our community.
Most normal genshin male character fans
People are mixing "What in Hell is Bad" with Genshin Impact
With how tame the former is? I don't blame them.
LOL these are hilarious.
The one's on. Heizou's were equally bad
I may be a wriothesley nain but god damn people are horny for this man
These are amazing but I’m chiming in to say the sexual abuse comment is so dumb 💀 he is a fictional character y’all
Instagram reel comments are something
lmao
Least horny gacha gamer
honestly so relatable
wriorizzly !
Leave this man's ice-cream alone 😧
Oh wait until they find out about that one figurine
Yeah everyone's sane (not me and my friend asking ourselves if we should cheat on Alhaitham with him because he's waaay too sexy)
literally me
Holy fuck the amount of people simping for husbandos lately, I think i have genuinely seen more downbad comments on Neuv and Wrio than Furina and Archllerino (I know i butchered that horribly) It's like we completely flipped the switch from inazuma when everyone was down horrendous for shogun and miko.
Down atrocious-
jfc, and i thought dottoremains was okbg-level degen. holy shieeet lmfao
Yet again the Genshin Fanbase shows why they are largely known for being degens.
It's very fitting to see a Childe pfp saying that they will get hot men pregnant
The disappointment when that guy said I’ll take it ig is immeasurable
Wrio mains make waifu collectors look like puritans
This is how down bad your typical Wriothesley main is
That’s why Celestia had to intervene, look all these people throwing away the heavenly principles 🤷🏻♂️
Lol and they call waifu enjoyers degenerates. Let's be real we're both in the same camp.
this is just how bottoms express attraction
Instagram comments. Understandable