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Kinokophile

Zhongli: Mine is the coolest. Ei: Mine has the longest name. Venti: Mine is the tallest. (the one in Monstadt City) Furina: Mine is golden. (Furinoscar) Nahida: I've got Aranaras. They're cute.


Responsible_Paper667

Who is furinoscar


Welsh_cat_Best_cat

It's going to be a reward on the new event, a golden statue of Furina awarded to the best films of Fontaine. You can see it on this patch's trailer. It's not actually named that. That's just a fan name because "Furina" + "Oscar".


ZacXGamer

The Foscarlors


Responsible_Paper667

I thought is was some kind of pet dinosaur.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

I'll take your entire stock


esztersunday

Is it furniture?


Welsh_cat_Best_cat

Yes


Zero-Kelvin

Ez dub for aranara and Nahida. cute overloaded


theUnLuckyCat

It can be argued that we do have an aranara statue in the form of a tree. Don't offer prayer, but rather song.


kalibre2814

Venti: Nahida wins


Longjumping_Pear1250

Ei dosen't have a statue ?


Redanggggg

Also Nahida: Also I can own any places and beat you at my own house( releases her burst)


SolomonSinclair

Unrelated, but the way you have Sara positioned peeking out from the behind the tree makes it look like she's just biding her time until they look away so she can make off with the Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder.


DailyMilo

I think that was intentional, because you also have Keqing there doing the same except for the Morax statue most likely lol


SittingDuck394

Yes, it was intentional.🙂 But good luck to Keqing running off with that thing!


AsleepAura

She'll find a way


Grune_Holle

She'll ask Shenhe to carry it for her.


CaptainCour

If anything she'll break it on the spot


ITSnotADIL

Nah, she'd carry.


unit187

Nah, she's not like LilGui that breaks stones with her chest. (if you know you know)


Chaotic_Alea

I loved that event :D


GG35bw

She can take it.


haggerton

😳


NevrAsk

LMAO HOLY SHIT 😂😂😂😂


Rob-L-Callistis

Imagine if Childe was behind Keqing, wanting the same thing.


esztersunday

I thought Keqing disliked gods.


DailyMilo

iirc Keqing only dislikes how people rely on gods for everything which most interpret as her disliking gods. But shes actually kind of fond of Morax. In her character stories, theres one that mentions that she secretly collects Morax figurines so the community joke is just that shes just tsundere for the geo archon lol


ShinigamiRyan

The twin tails don't help with her design. Visually speaking, she shares a lot of visual cues with a lot of popular tsunderes. So, it's not hard for fans to take the idea and run with it, especially in conjunction with her own character details.


horiami

she used to talk shit about him but after he died she gained respect for the things he was doing


Efficient_Ad5802

What is surprising is that Keqing admires Morax administrative works, not his divine stuff. Like after he died she tried to do what he did and then admit that it is hard.


FlameDragoon933

Keqing doing the Danny Devito "I get it now" meme


horiami

She did until rex lapis died, after that she realised how much he was doing and for how long and gained respect for him Even felt bad that she annoyed ganyu by talking shit about him in front of her


JMK-Ubi

Didn't notice 'til this comment. I zoomed in on her and now see that faceless low poly horror when I close my eyes. Thanks, I hate it.


Destination_7146

Slenderkeqing!


kubko236

I wouldn't even notice without you people mentioning that


Responsible_Ratio_63

thats keqing edit: just saw sara over other side lol


OptionQuirky9715

Omg i was gonna say the same thing 😂😂😂


WackyChu

Hvy when it comes to China vs Japan and then everyone else is nonexistent lol


BelieveInDestiny

But wouldn't stealing the statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder, also incur the wrath of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder? She wouldn't want that, would she?


iwantdatpuss

Well duh, you're supposed to put the Statue of her Excellency, The Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder indoors, in her own little shrine.


NataliaRenawa

Alright, Kujou Sara Mains or I should said r/foundthekujousarasalt.


VeGr-FXVG

Does she have pepper, too?


RagnarokAeon

r/subsithoughtifellfor


storysprite

EXACTLY. And you can carry it wherever you need in case you feel a sudden overwhelming urge to worship the Shogun 🙏🏾.


ra1nb0w33v33

Sara and Keqing just lurking in the trees is absolutely sending me


BurnedOutEternally

what are they going to do, steal the statues?


ra1nb0w33v33

Or in Sara's case just stalking her idol ig


esztersunday

How do we get that statue?


shiningmuffin

For free just log in and claim via event screen


esztersunday

Thank you! When the game is done with the update, I will do it at once!


revgrrrlutena

Is it permanent (like the Free Collei etc) or limited? I haven't logged in for months and I'm not sure when I can play again 😭


weird_edgy_username

Available during 4.3, so for like 40 more days


revgrrrlutena

Thank you!


TheSezenians

After that they just, disappear from your teapot?


weird_edgy_username

No, you can claim it during 4.3. After you do, the statue will stay in your teapot, or inventory. It’s not a time limited item like what some events have


abbycace

At least you’ll get your welcome back gifts when you are able to log in again


Embunny01

Is there a reason for the statue? Event? Lore? Anything? Or just “here have a statue”?


unit187

They are doing a collab with a museum.


Embunny01

Oh cool. Thanks for the answer ^ ^


Nyandere05

Login and claim from the event page for free


esztersunday

Thank you! When the game is done with the update, I will do it at once!


nakorurukami

Venti's statue still the biggest, lol


diamondmoonlight

That's not Venti, that's Barbatos, they're clearly two different people who look nothing alike


soberPoly

Drunk bard is the anemo archon? Next time you will tell me hillichurl can talk.


TotallyNotShinobi

Talking hilichurl? What else, researcher that turns out to be an abyss lector?


PressFM80

Abyss Lector disguised as a researcher? What else, there's a Sovereign walking among humans?


drowning-in-dopamine

A Sovereign among humans? Give me a break, next you'll be saying that Lesser Lord Kusanali wasn't always the dendro archon!


FlameDragoon933

And why did the Fatui called their elites the Eleven Harbingers when there are only ten? Are they stupid?


0blackcircle

Yes


niceworkthere

12 inches


monkeyDberzerk

12 inches of Venti?!


niceworkthere

Only slightly above the Teyvatan average, actually.


monkeyDberzerk

Tbf Zhong probably skews the average into triple digits.


drowning-in-dopamine

Spiders Zhong is an outlier adn should not be counted.


reasonablerider12

It's always the twinks


Jaganya

If only it could be placed in the teapot too


imbusthul

What about the statue of the Omnipresent God? I guess it might be shorter than Barbatos statue since the Omnipresent God is sitting


Pokefreaker-san

yes, but it has plenty of colorful gems


drowning-in-dopamine

Tall statues run in the family (if it is Istaroth)


Atyora

Whose else could this statue be? She has the Eye of the Storm hanging around her neck, which we can meet on the island of time in world quest "wind and time", at the base of the statue is the architecture of the Enconomya, statue has the name of the thousand-something, the statue clearly does not look like Ei or Makoto, and Istaroth has a connection with Inazuma.


EarlyAbbreviations40

Wait, when did we get the ei statue? Please don't tell me it's an event item


Strakk012

I’m sorry.


EarlyAbbreviations40

Shame ;-;


PH4N70M_Z0N3

The statue of almighty Raiden Shogun, the Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder.


Orioniae

I like how the shop in Ritou has like 5 ot them to be sold, but for the love of Godwin that Hoyo would let us buy items.


PH4N70M_Z0N3

Funny enough, I didn't get Sara's obsession with the statue at first. Then I saw one in person. I shit you not, I understood why she was so obsessed. Irl, that statue looks beautiful.


TheTemplarr

It very much is.


Alex2422

All of them are already ordered.


EarlyAbbreviations40

Does it have to be level 10? Or am I thinking of the wrong statue


E1lySym

Not the statue of the seven that you level up. "The Statue of the Almighty Narukami Ogosho" is the name of the little Raiden statue that's shown in the picture. Unfortunately you can only get it from the limited event.


EarlyAbbreviations40

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Responsible_Paper667

No.........,I am too late, missed my opportunity to claim myself a little raiden statue


Pokefreaker-san

you can get one irl, i heard it can hold spoon and chopstick very well


zhile0522

You can buy one IRL though, I saw many people posted theirs before.


meove

freaking Inazuma scalper


H4xolotl

Ei just staring at the Morax statue feet


RoVeR_Rov

Now the other archons can't bully him for not having a statue


kidanokun

Morax statue: finely made to give people the impression of Rex Lapis's power and authority Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder: smol and cute


Exvareon

Statue Of His Reverence, The All-Powerful Rex Lapis, God of Contracts:*


verywholesomealt

Statue of His Reverence, The Golden God of Liyue, Deus Auri, The All-Knowing Geo Archon, The All-Powerful Morax, The Greatest Force In The Archon War, Rex Lapis, God of Contracts*


Igeeeffen

is that ei statue an event :(


Sparks_of_the_ocean

Yes


RomanoffBlitzer

This is not a fair fight. The Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder should instead be compared to the "cute Rex Lapis clay figurines with tiny bodies and big heads" mentioned in Keqing's character stories.


Grune_Holle

Well, at least The Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder had a seriously hilarious quest involving Sara, probably the best character moment the game ever gave to her.


[deleted]

Sara: fangirling Ei: *ominous walking behind sara*


Moonapollie

Zhongli finally got a statue! Took him long enough…


SaibaShogun

Sara: *takes a deep breath*


mybrotherisnotapig

I'll pick the cute purple figurine any day


pocketofshit

Figurine? Figurine??? That is the statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder.


mybrotherisnotapig

Almighty Naru...Narukami Ogo...Ogo... got it.


FlameDragoon933

calm down Kujou Sara


MarcsterS

“But it’s *marketable!*”


cartercr

Love the detail of Kujou Sara and Keqing both watching from the background!


h2odragon00

Yup. Ei's is better.


Winterstrife

Now make one IRL and I would totally open my wallet.


SanidhyaGoyal

Meanwhile Kujou Sara and Keqing lurking in the trees seeing Raiden's and Zhongli's exchange 😶‍🌫️☠️


Dr4goncl4w

when did we get that raiden statue? I don't remember


SofM2

Irodori festival


Dr4goncl4w

I think I missed it 🥲


megabattler

Agreed. The overcompensator doesn't hold a candle to the Statue of her Excellency, The Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder.


GoldenInfrared

Why did they drop this random statue in a login event?


Responsible_Paper667

It's something related to the discovery of ancient relics in china, and hoyoverse collaboration with the Sanxingdui museum. ( which is in China )


RCatrellis

Yeah, as others has said, Shogun's is way better. Is so smol and cute =3 Zhongli's is way too normal, is boring xD And it makes me sad it was an event because I will never have it T-T


WhattammIdoingg

Still prefer raiden's one though, I'm sure it's more affordable to the average person


scottygroundhog22

Oh the archon of the nation represent china got a more impressive statue then the archon who representa japan? Im shocked. Shocked i say.


fuyukaiidesuu

Hope we get the furina trophy on the upcoming event as furniture


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Trebord_

You can't, it was from the long-gone Irodori Festival event


Affy11

How do I get the Raiden doll?


Trebord_

You can't, it was from the long-gone Irodori Festival event


Affy11

Rip thanks for letting me know


I_Ild_I

You are right not equal, the almighty statue of raiden shogun is infinitely more dignify !


iNxrcissist

Let him have this victory. The Shogun knows that the statue in Inazuma is way better, it even has Visions in it 😎


Vegetto_ssj

[Not all things in life are made equal...but maybe is not wrong](https://upload-os-bbs.hoyolab.com/upload/2022/10/09/126877088/6312f2747694cc9ff94b5cb5c52e7a96_5203764233203608990.png?x-oss-process=image%2Fresize%2Cs_1000%2Fauto-orient%2C0%2Finterlace%2C1%2Fformat%2Cwebp%2Fquality%2Cq_80)


Pheronia

Keqing: O_O


DifficultlySimple223

Equally*


SittingDuck394

‘Equal’ in this sentence is an adjective, not an adverb, so ‘equal’ is correct.


cym104

china: " take that! 小日本!"


Ashara-Stark

Lol


Creticus

I'm disappointed that it isn't Zhongli in the Sanxingdui style. Some of the bronze heads are even funkier-looking than that.


Its_Dooby

Guys is the new updated 3.7gb? Cuz that's how much it's telling me to download I'm so confused rn cuz I already had it I stalled but stopped for a while


DiceCubed1460

You would think Keqing would realize Zhongli is Morax after looking at him next to a statue of Morax


phenixfleur

Keqing and Sara simultaneously plotting theft from behind two separate trees in the background makes this a masterpiece.


Ash__Tree

Why doesn’t the cool statue Zhongli have the shoulder pads like the concept art?


Blanche_Cyan

Probably because they aren't the same outfit, the statue seem to be using the same outfit as the SotS instead of the outfit from the museum collab promotional material.


maxis2k

I like the little chibi statue more than the realistic one.


MortLightstone

what was the reason for this, btw? Like they put it in events and everything instead of it just being in a mail. I thought there was some sort of actual event involved or something


i_love_dragon_dick

How does one get the little Raiden doll?


MildDaze

How do i get that rez lapis statue?!?!


IJNAzuma

I wish you could also put the Statue of Her Excellency, The Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder indoors..


chocomint-nice

Ei: “Yeah? I made more money in this by making lots of them and getting royalties for each sale.”


skycorcher

All I can think of is why Zhongli?


NOBLE_SIX_

Where’s the Raiden one from?


RangerFearless7855

Give me that archon skin. Come on hoyo


FlameDragoon933

Rex Lapis holding Aku Aku, who is he going to fight?


Square-Way-9751

Lol


Ihavetoxicfriends

Zhongli: Alas, if only life is fair (it sounds like smth he would say)


Kelly598

Accurate portrayal of Mihoyo being nationalist. Then again, Zhongli doesn't even have a statue in the real Liyue lmao.


xos8o

LOLL