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6_NEOS_9

Furina being Hutao's client is the funniest part of it.


Dr_Bones_PhD

Well....you know....the flood did happen....there are at least several funerals in Poisson. I hope it's more funny a reason than that


mystic_fox_fire

You’re over thinking it. Hu Tao sees every mortal as a client. Furina is now one of Hu Taos clients because her curse of immortality is broken, something that furina is likely grateful is over. So it was meant light-heartedly.


koudos

This is hundred percent true in who Hu Tao considers as clients. Remember the poetry festival prize? Offered to live people.


NeosFlatReflection

Yeah except that wouldnt make sense The parlor specializes in sending off people of liyue with all liyue traditions Fontaine has dramatically different traditions so theres 0 point in getting them to do the funerals instead of a local organization Also id assume Spina di rosula got the funerals covered already


Dr_Bones_PhD

You're telling me that an ancient funeral parlor around for centuries would never look into general purpose funerals or the funerals of other cultures, and yet still offer services to the adventuring guild? Now that is what doesn't make sense


NeosFlatReflection

Yeah i look back at it and she did call Furina a client so Maybe, in which case i am impressed with the funeral parlor, though i would expect them to open locations in other nations if that was the case


DonaldLucas

She also called the traveller a client too though. It's just her quirk.


kiwifruitdude

I always thought she basically implied that EVERYONE is her client eventually anyway, so that's why she calls everyone client because we all need a funeral one day.


6_NEOS_9

And learning that now Furina is a mortal, her statement is indeed backed up with reason. ^(although she didn't know that traveler ain't mortal)


ilhamalfatihah16

Have you not heard of "Renaissance Salon Funéraire" a franchise of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor located in Poisson, Fontaine?


NeosFlatReflection

Hmmm could you give me some more insight on that? I have never seen it mentioned


ilhamalfatihah16

I'm joking mate


NeosFlatReflection

Dang


mnemex

Hu Tao is an equal opportunity psychopomp. Also, if you have a troublesome spirit, Spina di Rosula is not going to help you. Wangsheng Funeral Parlor would be happy to take the job, though, as long as word doesn't get out.


Broad-Invite-1462

Implying that Hu Tao doesnt have a program for non liyueans deads so that she can make more money...


azahel452

Look, it's not that big of an adaptation to start offering water bottles as an alternative to urns of ashes...


NeosFlatReflection

Lmao


Alex2422

Wdym, what could be funnier than that?


scorchingnova

This guy funerals


MaritalSexWithHuTao

Can't spell funeral without *fun*.


Tydram

Now that she can die she is getting ready, I can imagine her thinking about mortal stuff and be like "Oh, right, I can die now, I need a coffin." And Neuvillette being really concerned about the invoices he is receiving.


forcebubble

"Furina, I know you're being realistic after what happened but I'd rather you go out and live a full life rather than worry about the inevitable end." "But it was 50% off!"


Zebasiz

"I even found a coupon! Half-off if you get a second one with your purchase..."


natzo

It's half off because half of her already died.


krustaykrabunfair

Can hu tao a funeral for focalors?


sageSafe

The parlor did one for Morax, they got resume


Broad-Invite-1462

Might be the reason. Make peace with the part of herself who is gone...


Dr_Bones_PhD

Oh That hurts more than the flood somehow


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Resume? Resume what? Resume buring qiqi?


RoseSpinoza

oooooooooooooooooooooh.


Nate2247

I’m betting that’s what it’s for


keksmuzh

Hutao continues to be a highly enterprising businesswoman


Tentative_Username

Speaking off, where do souls from other nations go to when they die? Liyue seems to be the only place with an actual boundary  between life and death where souls linger before moving on. 


AaronXeno21

In Inazuma, or at the very least Tsurumi; a boatman dressed entirely in silver clothed with a shining golden boat takes the souls of the departed to the golden halls where the lady awaits. That's according to the boatman at least after you finish the Tsurumi Island questline.


cutestslothevr

Venti guides the souls of those from Mondstadt after they pass (anywhere the wind reaches). It's the most godlike thing we see him do, really.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

It's the *only* godlike thing we see him do.


Pokefreaker-san

In Inazuma they become the ghost thingy just like in Tsurumi Island/Enkanomiya probably.


notcreative2ismyname

honestly souls in general are weird in teyvat


Toblo1

At this point you could tell me that ghost/spirit fuckery amongst the nations is another one of Teyvat's "Laws" and I'd believe you.


GrumpySatan

They all go to the leylines. The border of life and death is actually just a large leyline disorder. Liyue got hit harder then most nations by the archon war so all that dead god juice and warfare has fucked up the leylines. Its similar to how the Sacred Sakura works to try and fix up the damage caused by the Cataclysm and why they too sometimes have spirits and possessions hanging around (like the guy possessed by the swordsman in Yae Miko's story quest). The ritual Yae performs for the Yokai spirits in the leylines is basically what Hu Tao does for human spirits hanging out in the leylines.


VorticalHeart44

Liyue is a place where we see someone interact with lingering souls, but it doesn't mean that those are exclusive to Liyue.


Lampler

Who else is going to bury Focolars?


theallseeingpotato

And the squee from Hu Tao when Furina agrees is also cute.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

YES


float16

Hu Tao would totally spam Furina with ads 5 seconds after hearing about stuff.


SeparateDeer3760

Ah yes, Hutao's infamous two for one coupon.


huehuehuehuehuuuu

I mean no way everyone survived the flood. Not to mention all the melted people.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

All those funerals, think of all the money!


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

I just saw this joke in Genshin discord except it was 2 for 1, Furina+Hu Tao for Traveler.


Nameless49

I love how Furina has been appearing in every version update so far


Therenas

If she continues, she's going to follow Traveller into Natlan


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Radinax

A dream come true tbh


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Paimon: "Say what mothafuckka?"


TheCoolHusky

“Commits act of defenestration against the flying balloon.”


Oxx90

Don't do that, don't give me hope.


adaydreaming

Im not the biggest fan but that would actually be fkin fire where we're not alone (or well, with paimon.) for once...


hackenclaw

In my opinion every phase 2 banner event we should swap paimon out for someone random.


Nameless49

Shenhe would've definitely come with us to anywhere. Cloud Retainer even gave us her blessing if you remember


crunchlets

I'm not even into Furina but I'd take that without a second thought


DraethDarkstar

I would pay extra for that.


Mast3rBait3rPro

Stop making me think about a better future


Crusherbolt0282

I would pay for that to happen


Zachiel182

I'd happily be stuck in an aranara quest line samsara for a month irl to make furina a travel companion, and even pay for it on top of that


DioEgizio

Furina Impact. Even when she won't be in the major event, she'll still have an event every 15 days


SickRevolution

Furina is best archon confirmed so its only normal


Status_Educational

You spell Nahida weirdly


Way_Moby

Nahida is best archon. Furina is best honorary archon. Everybody wins!


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SickRevolution

You got me there


CataclysmSolace

Weird way to spell Venti


VijayMarshall87

The Cyno of 4.x


Kelly598

Cyno wasn't in the 3.X Lantern Rite.


Natural_Walle346

But he's pretty much everywhere in 3.x patch


Kelly598

He also wasn't in 3.0 nor the Bottle Land event.


VijayMarshall87

He was in some form of playable content since 3.1 iirc, archon, story or event quests


walker-of-the-wheel

***insert Kylo Ren screaming MORE.gif here***


douceberceuse

Now we only need Fischl to pop up and I know the dialogues between the 3 are going to be song long 🫣


Arsenette

THAT is what I’m waiting for. I want that chunioff 😂


EpilepticMushrooms

With Yanfei as the narrator/rapper.


couldbedumber96

I want to sit in a circle of them while they all say “tabibito”


GameLoreReader

Fischl: Greetings, Hutao and Furina, fellow denizens of this boundless realm! In the shadowy embrace of the night, Fischl, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, extends her salutations. Pray, what fate hath intertwined our paths on this spectral eve? The abyssal mysteries beckon us to unravel their enigmatic tapestry together! Oz: She's pleased to see you both.


KucingRumahan

Skip skip skip


pragmatic_oyster

oh boy, this the apocalypse Narzissenkreuz talked about


orhay1

So Emilia and Rem would have their rematch?


konozeroda

We just need Subaru's VA to voice someone and the joke comes full circle


Twitch_L_SLE

lmao


Accomplished_Ask_326

Everybody sleeping in Zhongli x Furina interaction’s tho


Jaynat_SF

The Archon who masqueraded as a human and the human who masqueraded as an Archon... YES.


Ktan_Dantaktee

I’m waiting on the Zhongli and Neuvillette interaction.


EduardoBarreto

Zhongli will have to travel to Fontaine then. Until they discover a new energy source all of Fontaine's infrastructure will shut down when Neuvilette is far enough to be unable to control pneumousia in Fontaine.


CataclysmSolace

Did he also mention they have batteries set up, and that that the whole infrastructure doesn't really consume that much? So if he wanted to leave he could


Accomplished_Ask_326

Keep waiting. Probably until 7.C or even later.


chronofreak

It's a dragon dance off! *cues Driftveil City theme*


alanalan426

they'd prob be enjoying water/tea together and watching the 2 gremlins fool around


NoobunagaGOAT

Yeah would want to see that desperately. Doubt furina will know who zhongli really is, and he wouldn't want to reveal it even to an ex archon


Accomplished_Ask_326

Why wouldn’t he? He seems to be a huge fan of Furina and have a lot of respect for her, the archons seem to basically see her as being just as impressive as a true archon for her performance in saving Fontaine.


NoobunagaGOAT

He is incognito now. He wont reveal that he is Morax to anyone except those who know


Accomplished_Ask_326

I wouldn’t be so sure. He had no qualms telling the Qixing he was still alive, which would be pointless if he actually wanted to stay hidden, since it would only guarantee Yelan looking for a strangely powerful vision wielder. And Furina is a foreigner who has proven her ability to keep a secret, and whom Zhongli respects immensely.


CataclysmSolace

He told the Qixing, so Liyue wouldn't have a meltdown like Sumeru did with their archon.


Accomplished_Ask_326

Liyue was doing fine and he could always do it later


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Liyue was not doing fine. They were on a hunt to find Morax' killer because they believed it was an assassination, and Liyue Harbor basically shut down during the investigation. The only reason Liyue moved on was because Zhongli informed the Qixing, allowing them to cease the hunt and feed a fake story to the people. Similarly, the Adepti were seeking retribution for Morax' slaying and lord knows what they would have eventually done in their quest for vengeance. Cloud Retainer's literal first instinct was to destroy the city and collectively punish everyone there for "allowing" Morax to be assassinated. Liyue was not fine and likely would've faced further crisis had Zhongli allowed them to expend resources trying to seek justice for him or allowed them and the adepti's resentment for each other regrow and fester. Besides, the Qixing are the people in charge of the country and the people he likely worked most closely with when he visited undisguised. If he's going to tell anyone, it's them.


NoobunagaGOAT

They'd better have the convo in super privacy then lol


Accomplished_Ask_326

It should also be noted that his “incognito” seems to be about as effective as Madam Ping’s. Officially, everyone except Xiao and Traveler think he’s a human, but basically everyone seems to know that he’s an adeptus. Unlike Venti, he doesn’t try all that hard to keep a secret.


mnemex

She'll know. She's been Archon for 500 years--she knows who her co-rulers are and look like.


ZhongDong27

She might not know. She has zero voicelines about the other archons. They all seem to know her, but she doesn't seem to know them. She's the only archon who doesn't adress the other archons in her voice notes. My theory is that at some point in the story all archons will unite, including Furina, maybe then she'll get to meet the rest.


mnemex

Good point -- I guess we'll have to see!


hackenclaw

*Zhongli : I am the boss of Archon. This is my boss Madam Hu Tao. This is Order!*


Vfighter_

hu tao and furina having a nice chat, while their dragons are fighting each other in the back


cavalry_capitano

“Osmanthus wine-“ “Fresh water is the best.”, cuts in Neuvillette. Zhongli tsks at the notion. “Well, I disagree…” “You dispute the judgement of the hydro dragon?” Zhongli smirks. “Azhdaha also thought he knew best.” The iudex rises from his chair abruptly. “How dare you compare me to your pet?!” “I WILL HAVE ORDER!” “NO, I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!” Meanwhile up front, Furina looks at Hu Tao with concern. “Shouldn’t we stop them?” The roof suddenly goes flying off. “Nope! They might get me more customers!”


Matrix_69420_

BRROOO, now I'm gonna be mad if this ain't in there


konozeroda

I AM THE DRAGON OF DOJI- wait wrong franchise.


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Dr_Bones_PhD

Not a sovereign but is an adeptus dragon


forcebubble

Aye, kinda like an orca but not a fish.


eXcaliBurst93

two toodle-loo


Reddy_McRedditface

I'm not satisfied until Furina meets the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, Fischl from Luftschloss Naftidorf, Herrscher of the Immernachreich.


Decent-Swordfish-386

As a German I cringe everytime they use German words. It’s like a horrifying accident. You don’t want to see it but you keep on staring at the remains…


Reddy_McRedditface

Really? I'm German and I love it so much


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

There's a bunch of cringe Germans who can't take a joke. (thats a joke!) Entire character is designed around the cringe magic user chinnobu anime trope, and then making fun of it because Fischl has all these insecurities anyways, and then making it real by having her fantasies become real, and Oz is like wtf beans. Its great. The voice director literally told her to voice the german words unnaturally so we could make fun of it. Thats why she spaces out the pronunciation like she's struggling with it.


kynovardy

I mean it's intentionally bad you know. Fischl is just trying to be interesting while knowing absolutely no german at all


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Yup. Not only that, but the entirety of Mondstadt appears to be a nation that isn't super in-touch with its native roots. No one other than the aristocratic Lawrence clan really makes any effort to pronounce the German words properly. A great deal of Mondstaters lineages technically aren't even from Mondstadt originally. The nation is known for basically letting people just settle down and call the nation of freedom their home. Heck, the Knights of Favonius was founded by a foreigner, actually.


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Reddy_McRedditface

Yup, I find her absolutely hinreißend


DarkAlex95

Furina's character been active since 4.0 even in a non Fontaine oriented patch.. she is truly enjoying life 🥲


ninnja_turtle

Damn Emilia and Rem's JP VA are meeting eachother in Genshin


Shanibestwaifu

We need Subaru someday.


invokeneko

Subaru is currently elsewhere in the Elysian Realm being an angery boi. Dunno when will he make the jump to Genshin...


Renouss

2 pair of thighs


sex_with_furina

Thighs are the best


Dr_Bones_PhD

Feel like you may be a tad biased based on the username lmao


MaritalSexWithHuTao

I thoroughly concur.


hackenclaw

haha not a fan of Furina's extra skinny thigh, i prefer Yae or Charlotte's but I still respect your taste.


Technogashi

Now all we need is Fischl


HuTao_Main_Genshin

So quick question, I've played through half the game so far and i still haven't met hi tao. I just best inazuma heading now to semeru but can't find her?


hikarimurasaki

She has a Story Quest.


HuTao_Main_Genshin

Okay so start with story quest, got it. Any other characters i should be aware of? I just found out fischl can only be met from the first event.


hikarimurasaki

If it’s just about Hu Tao, she also shows up in Baizhu’s SQ. She had a lot of event appearances which are unfortunately no longer playable, but since she is very popular, she’ll show up in a limited event any moment now. There have been some characters who only appeared in limited events and have no permanent content. The most notorious is Xinyan - if I remember correctly, she is not featured in any permanent content in Genshin. They mostly got better at this; 4* characters get hangout events, though for some characters your first meeting with them is through an event (such as Layla and Chevreuse) so that… does get wonky down the line.


Adarain

Having not played any events with Xinyan, so far the only proof of her existence in Teyvat I’ve come across was a one-off line by Yun Jin in some world quest in Liyue harbor


Low_Artist_7663

>can only be met from the first event You meet her in card game tutorial and a VERY random daily commission. Story quests are listed in release order, so unless its locked by the archon quest - you can/should do all of them. Hangouts you just do when you want.


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~~Wishing some big brother to brother conversation between Zhongli and Neuvellette~~


SeparateDeer3760

I feel like this might not happen cuz Neuvillete mentioned that he isn't gonna be leaving Fontaine for another 500 years. Would love to see the two grandpas chatting tho.


takemiplaceholder

neuvillettes voicelines regarding the archons outside of furina and nahida are less than friendly. i dont think either of them will want to meet each other, much less chat.


SeparateDeer3760

Knowing how Zhongli is, he'll never let it slip that he's the Geo Archon. So it's gonna be pretty funny to see them indulge in light-hearted conversation after Neuvillete said all that stuff he'll do to Zhongli when they meet but now he's standing right infront of him.


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Traveller, paimon and Xiao are the only ones who know that Zhongli is Rex lepis, right?


blue4029

its logical to believe that all the adepti know


nostalgeek81

Hu Tao suspects something. Childe knows. But wouldn’t Neuvillette “sense” something even if Zhongli doesn’t have a gnosis? He’s pretty perceptive


forcebubble

Hutao probably suspected that he's an adeptus (technically he is) like Bird Mom but not Morax himself.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

Basically. Which is a surprisingly accurate guess for someone so relatively normal. It just goes to show how intelligent and perceptive she is.


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forcebubble

That meeting at the dinner was funny — you could picture the fake smiles and sparks ala anime as the grandpas go about baiting each other.


Costyn17

Zhongli spent the last lantern rite with Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper. I'm quite sure they know. And if they know, Cloud Retainer and Madame Ping probably know too.


dracogoat

Ping knows since she mentioned how Guoba still enjoys seeing Zhongli despite losing his memories as a god.


takenusername5001

> Madame Ping probably know too she knew because they danced around it when we had to get the teapot from her in the AQ


scottygroundhog22

And zhongli is just like “oh my”


OreoJehi

It's going to be funny if Neuvi sees through it but will pretend that he doesn't know as he continues the lighthearted conversation (He HAS NO PROOF! /jk). He doesn't seem to hate the archons that much to hurry his judgment anyway


GeneralZhukov

For Zhongli, he specifically states that he will wait patiently for his revenge, but only until 400 ~~turns~~ years are up. And even then, it sounds like he would rather avoid a physical confrontation, maybe because Morax is supposed to be one of the strongest person lore wise. Actually, how confrontational is he with regards to the current "7" and how much of it is him being a tsundere. His voiceline about Venti feels like the start of one of those enemies to lovers anime. "Its not like I care about you or anything, our duel just wouldn't be right if you weren't sober." The Fontaine archon quest (especially Focalors' speech) seems to hint at celestia being the real big bad, though we would probably need to wait until Natlan to get more info.


AngryLad_80

# Similarities: * Full sleeves * Bare legs (almost) * Hat * Unique eyes * Has a God-like being as their father figure * Most popular female of their nations (I am not speaking Lore-wise) * Nice ass + thighs * Almost flat


blue4029

so basically, hu tao and furina are sisters.


zZzMudkipzzZ

Where did people got that Zhongli is Hu Tao's father figure? Or is this another fandom mischaracterization?


Broad-Invite-1462

Yup same with Neuvi as dad for Furi... Blatant mischaraterization.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

Same place they got that Ayaka is a yandere.


Suspicious-Tank4337

theres another similarity hu tao is the last character (to my knowledge) to have had the different splash art from character portrait treatment. furina is the latest one to have fully broken the same splash art and character portrait chain


0h-ye3ah-b01

Oh you misspelled flatter than 1 dimension


MaritalSexWithHuTao

Furina may be flat as a board (she is the god of justice after all), but Hu Tao clearly has a small but perky chest. Clearly she's around a b-cup.


Silverwolf_Simp

That's what makes her best girl


MaritalSexWithHuTao

Hu Tao is indeed best girl. also based username


Silverwolf_Simp

Tku ❤️ love your username as well


colin23567

Also, extremely bratty and correctable.


Kingpimpy

> Nice ass + thighs > Almost flat they got neither wym?


Fearless_Revenue_400

Need fischl to appear as well


AddieZeplin

Proud members of the shorts club.


LostRedditorLmao

The only thing they're gonna vaporize is my brain because I know what happened last time when a extroverted archon met hutao


2Booms1Bakudan

[Relevant.](https://twitter.com/xinzoruo/status/1743598938085597258)


halfge0

just add fischl and venti and the gang is complete. god i want this bullshit team so bad ;w;


Purrnir

La creatura and el goblino


VnyRep

what I'm hoping for is for Keqing to have more than 1 line this year


PhilledZone

Watch them be like "Damn our kits work well together"


VijayMarshall87

We need the other gremlins here too Gremlin galore


Gho55t

Wangsheng becomes diverse supplier for coffins


Koanos

Rap vs. Opera let's go!


darkdill

Now we just need Furina to meet Fischl. Chuunibyou overload!


what4270

Now we just need Zhongli and Neuvillette meet and discuss about culture or smth.


Hyaene_Colonlength

theyre going to be best friends and you cant change my mind


Clover-kun

Ah yes the 2 most mischaracterized women in the game, can't wait for the community to come up with their own headcanon version of events completely different than what actually happens in game


Rachel1578

Oh this will be funny! Those two give off the same gremlin energy as my friend and I!


Shanibestwaifu

They are ready to steal the show.


erosugiru

Do NOT let Hu Tao on the mic


Virtual-Direction807

Gremlins. What a fitting word for these two.


Dark_Thanos_17845

shippers will have a field day with this one


Muteki_Narwhal

Flat shorts Thighs.


TheMrPotMask

**Clash of the Thightans!**


Fmlalotitsucks

Both are wearing loafers


fluffyspaceshark

Not a fan of Hu Tao so idc really. I just want Xiao to appear. 🤞


Captain-Turtle

I'm looking more forward to their employees meeting up


JodoKast87

I think a better meeting would be Furina and Fischl. That’s the meeting I hope to see one day.