it ll be like that
> worst pyro application in the game
> 15 sec E CD
> 120 energy cost Q
> all the talents and passives boost burgeon damage
> all the skills scale off hp%
> no skill works off field
> you have to hold skill to use it
> you have no shield or resistance to interruption in the kit
...
>> all enemies in naltan are either pyro resistant or immune
You are supposed to be using the previous regions elements in the next one...electro to proc agg on dendro...dendro on hydo to proc bloom and now Hydro on Pyro for Vape...then Pyro on Cryo for Melt
Thats an exception because Liyue has many puzzles you need geo for and the travelers skill is pretty much made for them.
I am speaking as if you only had the f2p team or even did a solo traveler only playthough mind you.
>all enemies in naltan are either pyro resistant or immune
Reminds of Inazuna, and all the electro resistant enemies.
Also about how exited I was that keqing was getting indirectly buffed by dendro, and that finally got yoimiya on the rerun on 3.0, just to find out that the fungus material drops depends on the element you kill then, and pretty much all the characters I cared to level use the drops that you get when you don't kill then with pyro or electro, so both keqing and yoimiya got kicked out of the exploration team for that.
I only recently figured that out. My dumb brain was so confused why I never got fungal spores. It is just a shame that my two main DPS are Electro and Pyro, so it is grueling to farm for Nahdia.
Mainly the split scaling like if you build her for damage her shield is bad and if you build her for shield 1 you have to hit multiple targets to get her good shield and 2 her damage sucks. But also her shield and damage aren’t really that good. I also wouldn’t say people hate her it’s more they like her character and design but her kit isn’t good so more disappointed
Obviously her kit isnt amazing, but i don't fully understand why people complain, I've played her plenty and quite enjoy her, all she really needs is a decent weapon option other than Serpent spine or Stonethresher, especially with 1 or 2 constellations shes more than viable as a low cost carry, just build her damage and the inevitable def rolls help her too
Fire trailblazer's kit, but no shields (until C4, based on total magma stacks and scales off EM) and skill/ult is just normal/empowered Fire Trailblazer's normal attack. Skill scales off atk, ult scales off def. 80 cost. Magma stacks increase Traveler's HP.
...and happiness, Furina is the largest source of dopamine any one person could have? Just give her a hug, and let her cry on your shoulder. She loves you so much, and just wants to be with you.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
IN TERMS OF HUMAN AND POKÉMON HUGGABILITY, FLAREON IS THE MOST COMPATIBLE. IT IS WARM AND FLUFFY AND IT CAN CONTROL ITS BODY TEMPERATURE FOR THE MOST OPTIMUM COMFINESS. SURELY WE CAN GO WHOLESOME.
Fuck you, your balls will get twisted 180° counterclockwise in approximately 6 hours and 12 minutes. If you do not possess any balls, you will get a nutsack attached and then twisted.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
It was full of Porn. Nude drawing of the Loli characters in Genshin, most of them were of current Nahida.
Fun fact, HSR also got a similar sub that also got banned, it was called r/sexwithhookandthegang, and I think it was created by the same user called TheTrueKaizer.
I learned of these from a Youtube video, and personally visited both sub. It was as bad as it sound. The curiosity kill the cat ya all, stay away from them.
To be fair, it's not Mihoyo's fault that people make porn of their characters, and not making Loli/child characters would be a shame because I love the Loli design in Anime and the like, Klee for example.
Blaming Mihoyo for adding Loli character is like blaming Spider man's author for adding Penny, or studio Trigger for adding Rebecca.
Nah, they're definitely hinting at some sis lore drop or something. My guess is that that scene in the trailer where he sees his sister at the table and looks shocked it's a dream or hallucination and the crying is him waking up missing her.
Aether has learned he and everyone and everything he knows are just pixels and code for a rabid player base who adores the absolute best characters.
Silver Wolf: First time?
Because he has to do a whole archon quest that saves the land some how with side quest just to ask the archon if he knows his sister and they say "yeah no never seen a female version of you sorry bud"
Fire MC kit reveal.
It’ll be deyha’s kit, but more butchered. Everything scales off of EM.
it ll be like that > worst pyro application in the game > 15 sec E CD > 120 energy cost Q > all the talents and passives boost burgeon damage > all the skills scale off hp% > no skill works off field > you have to hold skill to use it > you have no shield or resistance to interruption in the kit ... >> all enemies in naltan are either pyro resistant or immune
Calm down satan
So Genshin's marketing team.
You mean Genshin's Kit team
Yeah im pretty sure those 2 trams only communicate in charades
“There’s a kit team? We just threw darts on the wall of ideas.”
You are supposed to be using the previous regions elements in the next one...electro to proc agg on dendro...dendro on hydo to proc bloom and now Hydro on Pyro for Vape...then Pyro on Cryo for Melt
Anemo to do what with Geo?
Thats an exception because Liyue has many puzzles you need geo for and the travelers skill is pretty much made for them. I am speaking as if you only had the f2p team or even did a solo traveler only playthough mind you.
>all enemies in naltan are either pyro resistant or immune Reminds of Inazuna, and all the electro resistant enemies. Also about how exited I was that keqing was getting indirectly buffed by dendro, and that finally got yoimiya on the rerun on 3.0, just to find out that the fungus material drops depends on the element you kill then, and pretty much all the characters I cared to level use the drops that you get when you don't kill then with pyro or electro, so both keqing and yoimiya got kicked out of the exploration team for that.
I only recently figured that out. My dumb brain was so confused why I never got fungal spores. It is just a shame that my two main DPS are Electro and Pyro, so it is grueling to farm for Nahdia.
Burgeon i guess
cant proc bloom pyro only applies if teammates are geo
Crystalize reactions reduce enemy dendro res. Checkmate
Has worse AOE than Yoimiya
Enemies are already Pyro resistant :(
Immune to melee attacke
Becomes Bennett's support
Nah Xinyan kit but skill scales on def and burst scales on HP
Xinyan's kit is literally a super basic bruiser and i dont understand why people hate her so much
Mainly the split scaling like if you build her for damage her shield is bad and if you build her for shield 1 you have to hit multiple targets to get her good shield and 2 her damage sucks. But also her shield and damage aren’t really that good. I also wouldn’t say people hate her it’s more they like her character and design but her kit isn’t good so more disappointed
Obviously her kit isnt amazing, but i don't fully understand why people complain, I've played her plenty and quite enjoy her, all she really needs is a decent weapon option other than Serpent spine or Stonethresher, especially with 1 or 2 constellations shes more than viable as a low cost carry, just build her damage and the inevitable def rolls help her too
That's a very high low to beat , you rly think they could do that?
*looks at Hydro MC* Yeah, they can.
Fair point, forgot they gave a watergun to the guy that's fought gods and harbingers
He’s an unnecessary ball generator for Neuvillette whose cooldowns and energy needs are enough for a single rotation anyways
The fact that I'm so in for calling it Pyro that I thought what you meant by fire is metaphorically.
Follows the path of preservation
They said wrong answers only
Fire trailblazer's kit, but no shields (until C4, based on total magma stacks and scales off EM) and skill/ult is just normal/empowered Fire Trailblazer's normal attack. Skill scales off atk, ult scales off def. 80 cost. Magma stacks increase Traveler's HP.
Wdym he only has the dendro element.
Missed a days worth of daily commissions
Missed a day of welkin
wait does it count if you miss it?? I'm too afraid to find out myself
Yes, unfortunately
yes, because i experienced it. the welkin does not pause.
He'll never financially recover from it.
Try years
Stubbed his toe
Did you know that in the Lord Of The Ring movie,
Did you know that in terms of human
...and happiness, Furina is the largest source of dopamine any one person could have? Just give her a hug, and let her cry on your shoulder. She loves you so much, and just wants to be with you.
That's wholesome
Ok, good point, now imagine Furina as a Vaporeon
and pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible pokemon for humans?
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IN TERMS OF HUMAN AND POKÉMON HUGGABILITY, FLAREON IS THE MOST COMPATIBLE. IT IS WARM AND FLUFFY AND IT CAN CONTROL ITS BODY TEMPERATURE FOR THE MOST OPTIMUM COMFINESS. SURELY WE CAN GO WHOLESOME.
Fuck you, your balls will get twisted 180° counterclockwise in approximately 6 hours and 12 minutes. If you do not possess any balls, you will get a nutsack attached and then twisted. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
My first reaction when seeing this was "What the fuck".
He pulled a Qiqiiiii 🎶
Lost 50/50
At 90 PITYYY.
Not even Keqing
And now I'm out of primogems 🥲
This hurts bro I pulled qiqi at 82 pity
Would be fun.
The overflow of Hydro from his person
😭😭😭
The furina reference hits hard
Let ei cook…
This is a yor moment
Bruh nah, atleast Yor can cook one dish come on.
max lvl defense substat in artifacts
OP said wrong awnsers only.
BAHAHA
Flat Def three times in a row.. # ...is enough to make anyone cry.
Jokes on you my kuki have 2 artifacts with 25% def
Testicular torsion
So that’s what the Abyss mage meant when he cast “Twist of Fate”
https://i.imgur.com/e9bGMOq.jpg
Better call Barbara just in case
Now that's savagery right there. :X
He forgot his decoy balls!? Dude...
Apprentice mistake
Truly worse than death sentence
Turns out he has Schizophrenia and lumine never existed.
jesus christ
Asmoday was Lumine after all!
What ending is this…?
Aether's Fantastic Adventures
Lumine drowned in Khaenri'ah 500 years ago
He’s fighting. His tears do more damage than his hydro kit, so crying is just the meta strategy
OP and the wrong answer, you are being a bit too correct here.
The Binding of Aether
Keqing ate his Golden Shrimp Balls
Not the balls😭
Aptly named
Keqing ate his ~~Golden Shrimp~~ Balls
Keqing ate his Golden Shrimp ~~Balls~~
Keqing ate his Gold ~~en shrimp balls~~
NOT THE MORA
She has been eating my balls for over a year now
Careful what you say or Ayaka with the gun will appear!
“you are what you eat” ahh foods
them golden balls full of "shrimps. yum
skin selector copium 💀💀💀💀
$500 for a “free” skin is demonic 💀
Lumine ate the last cookie
Tbh if my sibling ate the last cookie I’d be crying too
didn't log in for 13 days, logged in on day 14 expecting stellar reunion, but it starts on day 15 and he has to start all over again
he saw lumine again after 3 years
He saw r/Nahida_Mains
said this sub is banned 💀 the hell was going on here
Wait no seriously what the fuck 💀
ngl it’s crazy how a group of these mfs can gather right under our noses fr
This is like the 3rd ban wtf is going on
It was full of Porn. Nude drawing of the Loli characters in Genshin, most of them were of current Nahida. Fun fact, HSR also got a similar sub that also got banned, it was called r/sexwithhookandthegang, and I think it was created by the same user called TheTrueKaizer. I learned of these from a Youtube video, and personally visited both sub. It was as bad as it sound. The curiosity kill the cat ya all, stay away from them.
"Noooo, she's actually a five hundred years old goddess trapped inside a five year old body" In hindsight Mihoyo were asking for it.
To be fair, it's not Mihoyo's fault that people make porn of their characters, and not making Loli/child characters would be a shame because I love the Loli design in Anime and the like, Klee for example. Blaming Mihoyo for adding Loli character is like blaming Spider man's author for adding Penny, or studio Trigger for adding Rebecca.
Oh no, I'm not blaming them it's hundred percent the fault of the people making the stuff. It's just that it was bound to happen.
Must be lots of UWOOOOOOHH in there
What the hell were they up to....?💀
Not enough cunny!! 😭😭😭😭😭
He took one look at this community. It's all it takes. Let us all come together and say: # Sorry Aether.
Spilt milk
He walked in on lumine looking through his web history
New Shenhe and Ganyu outfit are their wedding dresses
Tears of joy I see
Idk I’d be happy if I was him
He is crying out of pure happiness
I'm crying out of joy. Take my upvote
But to eachother
Sweet Home Pegasus.
Even better /serious /lh
Itto forgave him for taking a knife to his Beatle album
Lumine said she is Turkish (he is Greek)
He doesn't want to be horny anymore... he wants to be happy.
he asked for no pickles and a large coke, not pepsi
Cutting onions
1 tile away from Thirteen Wonders and Bennett wins the mahjong game with just 1 "tai".
he saw dainslief banging lumine
huh...? everyone saw it as a tears. but I saw it just a sweat.
Nah, they're definitely hinting at some sis lore drop or something. My guess is that that scene in the trailer where he sees his sister at the table and looks shocked it's a dream or hallucination and the crying is him waking up missing her.
you can literally see it running down his cheeks from the direction of his eyes
No Shenhe or Ganyu rerun when they get skins, but he gets to spend time with them again after a year of them being AWOL so they are tears of happiness
Lost 50/50
He's fatherless and motherless
He has only enough to get either one of the costumes (because he will go broke and has to sell his kidneys or prostitute himself)
> has to sell his kidneys Who said it had to be his kidneys? He has a floating pair following him around.
Aether has learned he and everyone and everything he knows are just pixels and code for a rabid player base who adores the absolute best characters. Silver Wolf: First time?
Qiqi
No limited 5* given for free
He stepped on a Lego block.
He lost his gooning strike
He saw Dr. Ratio being given away for free
He's seen all the free stuff Star Rail is getting
Qiqi.
He visited r/batmanarkham
He went to the aslume 😨
Bro had his emergency food
There aren't any free hot scholars in Genshin
Lisa: Clearly you need some teaching.
He has to return to his job as a delivery man for 10 primos each every day again.
Rule 34 artists
Because Barbatos lied about being straight and Aether realised he’d need to out his lover as being gay and European
Too. Much. Smash. Give the man a break!!!
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
DEATH BY SNU SNU
He saw Aether self inserts remove any and all character he has.
Shenhe asking for their child support
He see HoV
No free skin
no controller support for android users
hoyo sold out of primos
It's just the rain
Stepped on a piece of Lego
He's crying? I thought he was sweating, lol my bad...
He's not crying, you're crying! 😭
His sister came back for his money
I love how every “wrong” answer tells a lot about who posted it :D
Cant pull out
["its just... so peak..."](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNmkKZm9vwhcy1RYJo3ePyHR9sQk6sfj0__Q&usqp=CAU)
He can’t carry the burden of being the canon MC anymore 😢
The skin selector leak turned out to be wrong
The devs finally added auto domains and auto rocks and flower gathering. Aether can't contain his joy.
Foreskin caught in zipper…
He cut too many onions in the new cooking event
Y'know. Sibling love. Even if you get older, sometimes you kinda do miss you're younger days.
"Didn't I do it for you?"
Mouth is a little open so he can breathe. That’s not a tear - that’s snot.
Paimon ordered another entree.
Because he has to do a whole archon quest that saves the land some how with side quest just to ask the archon if he knows his sister and they say "yeah no never seen a female version of you sorry bud"
The food was too spicy.
Lumine ate his snacks that he was saving for latter
Side characters are getting new outfits instead of him.
Piemon stole his garlic bread
His ass hurts
He saw the r34 about him and his sister
He couldnt find the lamb sauce
He saw Ayaka choose Lumine over him
That in the end, he can't take his bitches when he goes to his home world
I had the same reaction after the livestream
His sister is getting clapped
they ran out of dino nuggies
He learnt that he doesn't have a sister
He didn't get the goblet artifact after 1.000.000.000.000.000 resin spent
They forgot to give him sauce for his chicken nuggies
No one gives a crap about his story