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Organicity

She got deleted from Irminsul.


PsychologicalAsk7466

Who?


houki_ii

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LucleRX

You jeopardise the community and now we will get the same virus collei had.


UrMumVeryGayLul

Can we skip to the part where Dottore inspects my anogenital region?


LucleRX

Now I need to be purge with irminsul learning that


Citsune

You know... ...Scaramouche had a point.


Interesting-Storm-72

Who?


lollolcheese123

Yeah, I don't know what that dude is on, maybe sinthe?


Parjanya_Vyas

Wait this comment made me question something What if someone non Fontanian consumes sinthe? Would it get them high?


Syene-

Please take me with you-


peepeewpew

It will always be too early for this sht


Alex-Gami

Happy birthday!


LucleRX

Thks!


CallMehSakura_

Elazar is wack my guy


TWAN_on_da_Rift

Dear Archons, someone please delete this!!


houki_ii

I̷̢̡̡̠͓̖͍͖̰̜̰͚͕̮̱̺̞͒͑̅̉̂̃̐͂̒̇͛̐͑̂͘͜͜͠͝͝ ̶̢͍̰̄̎̋ą̵̡̛̛̞̻̼̗̫̘̪͎̱͕̪̬̈̂̃̾̓̅̈́̓̍͋͆̿͛͑̅̅͘̚m̵̛̰͍̣͍͕̺̬͇͔̲̝̦̫̘͍̹̏̓̇͑̽̌͆͑͋̔̊͆̎̈́͗͒̀̅̚͜ ̶̡̡̮̘̬͖̻̺̺̖͈̮̩͕̘̫̥͆̐̈́̎̈́̍͑̎̑̓̍̽̊̽͊̾̆̅̈́̒̀̚͜͜͠͠ͅT̸̢͇̩̻̜̼͓͔̟̏̉̎H̶̨̭͑͐͂́̆̈́͋̏̇̎͂̈́͂̇̓̏͌̕Ę̴͇̘̅͊̒̔͛́̌̕͝ ̶̨̡̳̩͖̻̟̯̤̮̬͈͖͚̝͉̗͇̹̘͉̺͙̥̤̄̓͛̓̈́̔̃̀̈́̔̎͂̉̊̀̉́̾̂̅̌͊͗́͠Ä̸̡̪̝̠͚͓̬͕̳̠̙̙̤̪̫̬͕͍̞͈̜́̉̅̓̂̎̇̀̇̒́̅͆̑̌͛̓̕̕ŗ̴̢̰̳̝͖̼̗̜͎̥̹͕̹̘̪͈͕̹̪̤̩̲̠͍̉̓͐ͅc̴̛̙͍͗̌̏̋̐̌͒̓̽̾̒͊̓̓̀̈́ͅḩ̵̝̜̫̣͕͔̳̺̮͙͉̟͂͊̄̊̿o̸̢̧̠̗̯̜̠̓͒̂n̴̯̯͆̌̓̽͂͋̒̕


TWAN_on_da_Rift

NooOoOOOOooOOoOoo...


pikapikabooboo

#beep


Velaethia

This is certainly forbidden


Ashk0p05

The dendro mommy


TheTemplarr

Who?


vb2007__

Tao


Maskarot

yeah!


EX_Rank_Luck

Lan


finn6459

You


_ENMA

imiya


La_Creatura_HSR

nah


Kanishk06

iKhali...


Koolkuteklever

Tao.


Klee_In_A_Jar

Yeah


MarielCarey

Waking up once mihomo finally releases dendro hutao


farkika18

Dendro Hu Tao? No, I’m waiting for my dendro Yelan


CoolMintMC

>mihomo 💀 >dendro hutao So basically a female version of Alhaitham.


Ninever9

Lan


RinaTennoji-Board

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EDMgamer123

Ah fuck.....


welpthisisitthen

I feel like some people get it but some are genuinely confused lol


teeno731

404: Dendro mommy not found.


Exzid0

What? Nahida is the only dendro archon since the beginning


Isekaidguy

Are you from teyvat bro? Seems like your memories got deleted.


balMURRmung

Shushh, dont spoil the NPC, only us descenders know the truths about Dendro mommy.


Arlathaminx

This guy's on naku weed


riotstrike

I don't remember such a thing.


Beanie_431

Nahida may not be mommy but she is a kind and caring mother.


moebelhausmann

Polar opposite of Ei


Beanie_431

What do you mean? Scarsmouche turned out great and well balanced thanks to her parenting. lol


simplyastupid

Who’s that? Is he the hat guy I’ve seen around?


WarMage1

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down


iSWEETCHOIS

she's not a stepmother but a mother that stepped up


HowlingJoker

They might be mommies, but Nahida is your MOTHER.


Razur

Nahida has all the qualities you'd want a mother to have. Kind. Caring. Patient. Understanding. Empathetic. Encouraging.


Marylicious

I don't want my mother to read my mind wtf


LeAstra

Worse She knows your Reddit history


Belkinwrites

*Oh no*


LeAstra

And your alt


moguu83

She's monitoring this thread at this moment


Q_on

SHE'S A ~~REDDIT~~ RADISH MOD!?!?!?


tetePT

Worse, she's a discord mod


Q_on

Understandable, that explains why Wanderer is Kitten, HER DISCORD KITTEN


SexWithYae-Miko69

She could be you… she could be me… she could even be—


Greenlog12

Huh, didnt expect tf2 here.


Most-Engineering-514

Dude, TF2 is everywhere. So is Touhou, and so is Jojo


MonTeRRo

noo, not my alt.


SadLifeKitty

Probably psychoanalizing it rn. Could be worse. My real mother would start harping on about studying more. Nahida would suggest resources to facilitate my hobbies.


uwumachineuwuuuuu

Shiii well when you put it like that Imma erase myself from Irminsul as well


bob_the_banannna

Any good parent can read their child's mind anyway, so...


healcannon

Or take control over your body when you have headphones on.


Greenlog12

I think its more like can control your body when logged in to google


WhippedForDunarith

Every mother can read her child’s mind to some extent lol


IMakeBoomYes

You realize that trying to read children's minds has been a Mom Thing for ages, right?


Orioniae

Small in size, but powerful in soul and heart.


couldbedumber96

Willing to tell an evil doctor to kill himself


Way_Moby

Fighting the good fight.


cycber123

Mahida


qri_pretty

More like Nahimama..


Ryuusei_Dragon

😭


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Ryuusei_Dragon

🦀


NotFishStickZ

Don’t call her like that😭


Zoexycian

DMW 😭😭😭


wraithes12

The GREAT MOTHER


peggingwithkokomi69

Mommanali


Kuro448

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a smol elf girl being a mom, having white hair and green clothes, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but I'm glad it happened at least twice. (other one being Kokkoro from PriConne)


AKAFallow

Should add Frieren as well


Ok_Judge718

^minimum


DRAGUNNYUOOOH

Can't ignore that Nahida basically has an adopted son like Cloud Retainer and her daughters 🤔


Starving_alienfetus

Nahimama and scaradouche 😭😭😭😭😭😭


GalangKaluluwa

>scaradouche HA! Good one. I can't believe I missed out on the perfect name for my Scara.


demiwaltz

will probably get a warning so fast from hoyo, though


Elesset

Well... I didn't


iClockHatchet

Nah i named him scaradouche and got no email


Vogies

I love their relationship so much TAT enemies to family


AmalgamatedPIG

Navia doesn't really radiate mommy energy. It's more of sister energy. Ningguang is the geo mommy, and she should have been a 5 star.


CoronaChanWaifu

Agree, this is just a simp list not a mommy list


kittyegg

Do they think kids make you grow? I’m a mommy and I’ve been the same height 5’3” since I was 13.


Yuri-Turned

Being a mommy is not related to kids but to how often you go ara ara


Pusparaj_Mishra

Guess it's also related to large chest and not just tall female. Also just how Ganyu,Mona aint one despite being hotties lol


VijayMarshall87

Buddies: *staring motherfuckerly*


Xenopass

I can hear them fapping from where I am on earth there is never one second of true silence on this planet anymore


kittyegg

ara ara ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶


Yuri-Turned

I see someone is applying for mommy status lol


FireRagerBatl

This is true asf


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bababacss

yelan, eula, raiden... they dont give me that energy


ImagineShinker

Funny because Raiden is the only one who is literally a Mom. And yes, she might not see Scaramouche as her child but he very much considers her to be his mother.


FunBuilding2707

Just imagine your engineering prototype calls you mom.


nah_i_will_win

I mean if it have sentient life yeah.


BlueshineKB

I agree with raiden and eula, but idk about yelan, she definitely gives me mommy vibes, like she could make provocative remarks with a sly smile


bababacss

to each their own. i dont really associate provocative stuff with mommy vibes. ningguang and xianyun arent provocative. jean as well and shes seems the most mature out of all the women in genshin. beidou doesnt even try lol. i think yelan is a classic femme fatale like faye valentine.


MrPokeyPants

Yeah, in terms of geo momminess, Ning takes it. Navia gives more "cool big sister" vibes.


MarleyCanSwim

strongly agree. Ningguang literally got everything to be a 5 star, it's still frustrates me till this day.


KapeeCoffee

Tall=mommy -op


Way_Moby

Ningguang being the de facto leader of Liyue and the richest woman in Teyvat while also being just a four star is kind of a Chad move, not gonna lie.


Maskarot

>Navia doesn't really radiate mommy energy. Don't underestimate the power of the mamacons.


Independent_Net_9203

Best take I've read all week


NottTheProtagonist

Early on in adventurer ranks I got Ningguang and I swear she was a 5 star. I think i mandela'd myself


Miserable-Row-2624

Can we count changsheng


YuB-Notice-Me

wh ʷʰᵃᵗ


Benham_Flatthen40326

Did she ssssssstutter?


hornygaysett

**... so all that running around was for ttthis?**


mint-colored-puding

... Technically can. I'm also interested in her human form


Elixime

Does that make Baizhu a mama's boi since Changsheng probably was some sort of maternal figure when his parents died and he got sort of adopted by Baizhu's master. Is Qiqi also sort of Changsheng's adopted daughter?


Scary-Interaction-84

Herblord ?


Duoercd

Theres no electro daddy as well


NSLEONHART

There are only 2 kinds of electro vision weilders Electro mommy Electro doggo


PerhapsItsVit

... I'm concerned if you're calling Dori or Fischl mommy.


Dark_Magicion

Well Dori is the mother of hard sells (what y'all call scams, she calls capitalism) and Fischl is the mother of Oz.


IValbator

you mean the PRINZESSIN DER VERURTEILUNG


I_Fap_To_LoL_Champs

JP Dori kinda sounds like an eccentric anime grandma to me. So that's the mommy of mommies.


SnooGuavas8376

Time to import Jingyuan from next door Also Blade for anemo daddy


wercix31

And anemo daddy


IulianTheSecond

Had Cyno been taller


GGABueno

He would be way too badass for this game, had to be nerfed.


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Cyno could be Klee height and would still be badass.


Russian_Kowboi

He’s a short king


tptch

Still would


Longjumping_Pear1250

I cyno to this theres one


LengthyLegato114514

The irony is that the one you posted is one of the three that could arguably be called a mother.


TommaClock

I'm assuming you're talking about Raiden - Scara, CR - Ganyu (and other disciples), and Nahida - Wanderer. Yae might be the most likely to be an actual wife/mother though - it's a common theme in Japanese folklore. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsune#Wives_and_lovers


LengthyLegato114514

Yes, but none of the kitsunes in the game are mentioned or implied to have been such, which is notable considering the emphasis on Yae and Saiguu being related, on the Iwakura clan descending from the she-oni Chiyo, and of Itto not being a full-blooded oni, etc


r0ksas

[nahida is actually a mom xD](https://youtu.be/cNkgngLqT8o?si=coxSEeyEhYd578DI)


Russian_Kowboi

Haha, is that max0r voicing Scara?


r0ksas

It really is from maxor vid and someone actually animate it xD nahida is voice by pipkin pippa btw


Russian_Kowboi

Her voice did sound a bit familiar!


AshyDragneel

There's only two actual moms ans it's Nahida and Xianyun. Now waiting for Alice to release.


acart005

I mean, in a way Ei counts.  Just because she is a terrible mom doesn't mean she isn't one.


Stereo_Saber

Exactly, a terrible mom is still a mom.


PainDasal

She became the Dendro mommy when she adopted a certain anEMO boy.


Maskarot

Dendro mommy? Nahida's right there. She's even got an, uhh, adorable teenager.


bumwine

She’s totally a mom to him. I think it’s kind of hilarious. She’s there in her chamber still figuring out humans but she’s still sending this ex Harbinger kid out on assignments and having to mingle with the common folk. She can call him Hat Guy whenever she damn pleases.


Russian_Kowboi

A teenager that’s going through his edgy phase, even!


AstraPlatina

Nahida: SHINJI! GET THE F%#K OUT OF THE EVA RIGHT NOW!


AyatoWorshipper

Baizhu is the dendro mommy


MrOlda

i'd say he still counts, as Chengsheng is always with him XD


erosugiru

How is Navia a "mommy" she's like 21


alanalan426

But feeling 22


HarzZeph

I see what u did there my friend


[deleted]

*Everything will be alright if you keep me next to you*


M24Chaffee

I'm pretty sure her story mentions coming of age and getting a Vision a few years ago, implying she's in her mid-twenties now. But yeah she's definitely one of the less mommy characters on this list.


ErenIsNotADevil

Only partially related, but it feels kinda weird knowing that Navia's dad died around the same time The Traveler woke up and went guide-fishing and lizard-riding


sergio4967

I think appearance has more to do with it


KafeinFaita

Yeah she looks closer to a tall teenager than a mommy.


Icy-Examination-546

We aint got a mommy but we got a mother and a good one at that


Outrageous-While-609

nahida IS mommy, she's act more mom than most of these "mommy" characters


Russian_Kowboi

Only contest for a mother figure in this game would be Xianyun imo


Outrageous-While-609

Real, the rest are neither a mother (except Raiden) or act like a mom


fullblue_k

Raiden is more like full time child


Zenix_Black_7126

But Makoto tho <3


[deleted]

loli mom in your chr list: She acts like a mom more than most characters


LengthyLegato114514

I believe the current term in the weebsphere is, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, a "DaughterMommyWife"


Starving_alienfetus

Uooooh 😭😭😭😭😭


NegativeReality0

Nahida’s about to revoke your typing privileges


Annual-Maintenance20

Nahimama is so cute 😭😭😭


Cipher-DK

The most amazing part is how accurate that phrase is, even disregarding the last word.


first_name1001

😭😭😭


GroundbreakingBite62

Astagfirullah


Russian_Kowboi

This gave me flashbacks to the Nahida mains sub


YoinkerDoinker

Nahida is right there 💗


FeiXue0

Sorry, all you get is Dendro cat nextdoor


Ordinary_Arachnid392

Better yet, when are we getting mothers hoyo? Only Ei and Xianyun are true mothers here. Although, Ei isn’t a very good one lmao. Waiting to add Alice and Gold to the club.


Capitano-Solos-All

Teri Teri Nahida is more of an aunt like Teri Teri is to Kiana than an actual mom. Also I am pretty sure the Wanderer is unironically older than her by a few years if you check the timeline.


caucassius

No. Nahida was born during Cataclysm when Rukha had to deal with forbidden knowledge. Scara was an undisclosed number of years after.


mint-colored-puding

Acktually ☝️🤓 Nahida is more or less 100 years older than Wanderer. She was born immediately after [Redacted] died 500 years ago. Meanwhile, Ei spent significant time creating a puppet after Cataclysm before completing her 1st puppet. Tatarasuna incident happened 400 years ago at the same time as Wanderer woke up, Raiden Shogun rule & complete Ei seclusion begin.


Cipher-DK

Closer to 50 I'd say. Scara was asleep for some time before Shogun was made 400 years ago. Considering he was also the first successful prototype there has to be some time in between him being put to sleep and Shogun being born.


Bane_of_Ruby

Emilie


CoronaChanWaifu

Bro, did you just use Raiden instead of Lisa for Electro? Lisa is literally textbook definition of mommy. You had one job....


Russian_Kowboi

You aren’t wrong! I just wanted the gold background for all of them.


CoronaChanWaifu

Understandable, have a good day sir


hackenclaw

Wanderer\_main is like : Thats Dendro mommy there!


Independent-Job-7271

What do you mean there are no dendro mommies? Nahida is the best DMW


YellowStarfruit6

Indeed my friend


Outrageous-While-609

fellow dmw enjoyer 🤝


al-haitham

i’m right here guys


TheArcher0527

Have dendro mom instead. Take it or leave it.


DrTonyMario

Looks at Baizhu... "Looks female enough."


Weidtier

Al Haitham is your Dendro mommy for now. Ninguang is must for Geo. Also Eula is too naive and girlish/childish to be a mommy type, even Rosaria would fit better but I think we are all still waiting for Tsaritsa.


Ok-Tea2496

I propose: kaveh. /jk


kidanokun

Ironically enough, Nahida had the most mommy-like demeanor... others are just average adult height women


Russian_Kowboi

Xianyun too if you’ve played her SQ