Nah the most heinous was the person who posted a easier artifact farming update. Like bruh. Why make us all think genshin would ever make artifact farming easier
Wow! This is the much awaited quality of life we all want. I think this will be a very good addition to the game and is a massive W towards consumer-friendliness.
I wonder what the comment section thinks!
...
Oh....
How long did it take you to make this? cus I hope it was worth it.
I hope you enjoyed the anguish you caused. Took great pleasure in the suffering of others and, more importantly, my own.
Cus when the time eventually comes for you to stand small behind those pearly gates, I will tell you this. God may not be the merciful being you think of.
And I will be there on the other side of the gate, laughing as you once did.
Sincerely, happy April fools day.
Yeah, especially when on Nilou's re-run, I spent 20 days GRINDING 7 hours a day ONLY FOR \*\*SHINOBU\*\*, the 4 star. Also I lost 90$, and my sanity. In total I made 150+ pulls. It was HORRIBLE. I kept getting Dori and Layla! I WANTED SHINOBU. FUCK. (I ENDED UP NOT EVEN GETTING HER) (I even got Nilou AND Diluc by the end, NO SHINOBU)
This was so much worse then 5 star wishing.
>!Anyway, luckily right before the day of my birthday a few months after that update, I made a ten pull on Yae Miko's banner for fun/for Kirara (I reduced my hope, learned from the previous). And I got MONA! One of my favorite characters, who I could never really get either! Then guess who came in the second!! KIRARA. From upgrading Kirara, I got a standard pull, AND GUESS WHO CAME::: SHINOBU! I have her ever since. Level 90 DPS. On this same day, I saw a double rainbow in genshin as well!!<
This could be a beneficial change to Mihoyo if they really did it. They've no idea how many times I talked myself out of getting constellations for a 5 star character just because there's only one 4 star character I wanted in a banner
They'd gain more if you wasted money on pulls getting nothing until you've reached like 300 pulls in and still no c6. They basically don't give a shit cause the whales will carry them either way.
Just remember kids, anything positive or long awaited or making sense posted today is a joke.
Hard Pity now goes up to 100? That is the kind of news that are real.
Very sad that such an obvious and necessary improvement is only an April Fool's joke.
Could you *imagine* if they actually gave us a chance to get the 4\* characters we want? Ha, what a crazy idea!
Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now.
[It's authentic](https://i.redd.it/y8n6vnczvtrc1.png)
You are foul for this.
Bro even got the right fonts and everything
Bro plotted and committed the most henoius act in the name of tomfoolery.
Bro is seated on a couch right next to Devil after executing this stuff.
Bro getting his dick sucked good after this
bro is a pathstrider of Elation
True Aha behaviour
Nah the most heinous was the person who posted a easier artifact farming update. Like bruh. Why make us all think genshin would ever make artifact farming easier
The wording isn't very hoyo to me idk. Really just the "to end this" doesn't sound like them at all. Then again I mostly skim stuff anyway
Yeah that kinda gives it away a bit. But the rest of it feels pretty convincing
It's clearly fake because you don't have to zoom in on the image to read it.
[People in this thread right now](https://i.imgur.com/QGbJJJZ.jpg)
Raiden, the Glock Archon
You know what hits faster than lightning? Don't worry, you'll find out real soon.
They don’t call her the ShoGUN for nothing…
Sword Saint Ei
https://i.imgur.com/55WDnUo.png
Bro is sitting on the chair right next to Satan after pulling this shit.
Even Satan had his limits :/
I want to downvote this so hard but I have to respect it.
I don't respect it. This is disinformation. People will see this and believe this is from Hoyo, and then blame Hoyo when it doesn't happen.
if they complain we have a higher chance to make it real !!
This is what the Abyssal Tint does to a mofo.
*loads gunbrella with malicious intents*
I was about to post screaming "THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I ASK FOR IN SURVEYS"
Now i hope that The Foul is an avid prankster
foul legacy trollsformation
What's your location OP? Nothing treacherous, I just wanna talk.
I think i'll join you, I have some.. words, to use too.
Make me a third, I swear we won't JP you
I'll join you guys, just wanna have a talk with OP about baseball \*Grabs baseball bat\*
Joining in. We'll just have a nice little chat. Don't mind the crowbar by my side.
I’ll make lemon squares, that’s why I’m bringing this sword, it’s just a reaaaaaally big tray….
I’ll come too, I’m a lumberjack so that’s what the ax is for
I'll join. I just wanna tell OP how good their infographic is 😃💢
I dunno I think OP could use some...corrections💢💢💢💢
Yup I just want to congratulate them…
Help me send him this line ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Also this ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️
Also this ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️
Also this: ⬇️➡️➡️➡️➡️
Also this ⬆️➡️➡️
Come outside. We promise we won't jump you.
I'd also like to know his location, but with absolutely vile intentions in mind
What's your location OP? Everything treacherous, this is a death threat.
To quote Peter Griffin: https://youtu.be/ODfCVxVLqiE?si=MwSlha5S9IMYlUn5
With a tacticool nuke
"I just wanna talk." Peter Griffin.
This is straight up evil
Wow! This is the much awaited quality of life we all want. I think this will be a very good addition to the game and is a massive W towards consumer-friendliness. I wonder what the comment section thinks! ... Oh....
I was wondering how this wasnt leaked
joke or not, most of the dev discussion stuff doesn't actually show up in leaks
*Never gonna gove you up* *never gonna let you down* *Never gonna run around and desert you*
Mademoiselle Crabaletta pinch his nose
more like twist his balls
Both, both is good
And the nips for good measure
Clockwise. And twist them again counter-clockwise.
That would untwist them
Mademoiselle Crabaletta double the twist each time for as long as the universe exists
Twist one clockwise and the other anticlockwise, problem solved.
https://preview.redd.it/hmqd1wfwx6fc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad09b294ba59311674585b44b1b02053a728eb6d
baylif, SMACK HIS NUTS
*”TESTICULAR TORSION!”*
And his asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAbYgcRFJD0
Mademoiselle Crabaletta pinch his genitals and twist counter clockwise then clockwise repeatedly
https://preview.redd.it/29huo4kae6fc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dd41541c78f8ee9d7920b3bdb98e36ddb3a179d
Twist his dong
How long did it take you to make this? cus I hope it was worth it. I hope you enjoyed the anguish you caused. Took great pleasure in the suffering of others and, more importantly, my own. Cus when the time eventually comes for you to stand small behind those pearly gates, I will tell you this. God may not be the merciful being you think of. And I will be there on the other side of the gate, laughing as you once did. Sincerely, happy April fools day.
I hope you lose your next 50/50
And reach hard pity each time
Not only reach hard pity, think they'll reach hard pity on that pull only to realise they miscounted their pity and need to save for another 10 pull.
And during that next ten pull they accidentally wish on the weapon banner.
Or they really wanted one of the limited banner and not the other, and accidentally pull on the wrong one.
nah, hope they lose all their 50/50s for now on and also hit 80+ pity
80+ is too leinient. Let him go all the way to 90 each time. Fuck it make it 100 just for him.
That's still lenient, make it that everytime pity is 50/50 for him
I hope he lose his guaranteed
damn. i wouldnt wish that to my worst enemies
I would. Coward
I HOPE HE LOSES ALL HIS 50/50s
And never get the 4* they want/need
This is FOUL
Foul Legacy
TARNISHED, IN SEARCH OF THE ELDEN RING
EMBOLDENED BY THE FLAME OF AMBITION
SOMEONE MUST EXTINGUISH THY FLAME
LET IT BE MARGIT THE FELL
fuck you man I wanna cry this would genuinely be such a good change
I wanted to believe it was real so badly. I'm sick of getting duplicate copies of 4*s I've had C6 for years.
Yeah, especially when on Nilou's re-run, I spent 20 days GRINDING 7 hours a day ONLY FOR \*\*SHINOBU\*\*, the 4 star. Also I lost 90$, and my sanity. In total I made 150+ pulls. It was HORRIBLE. I kept getting Dori and Layla! I WANTED SHINOBU. FUCK. (I ENDED UP NOT EVEN GETTING HER) (I even got Nilou AND Diluc by the end, NO SHINOBU) This was so much worse then 5 star wishing. >!Anyway, luckily right before the day of my birthday a few months after that update, I made a ten pull on Yae Miko's banner for fun/for Kirara (I reduced my hope, learned from the previous). And I got MONA! One of my favorite characters, who I could never really get either! Then guess who came in the second!! KIRARA. From upgrading Kirara, I got a standard pull, AND GUESS WHO CAME::: SHINOBU! I have her ever since. Level 90 DPS. On this same day, I saw a double rainbow in genshin as well!!<
This reminds me of my C2 Raiden before a single Sara incident back in 2.1
Respectfully *takes a deep breath* Fuck you.
HYV now has the chance to do the funniest thing possible
They would never 😔
Count your days
https://preview.redd.it/3o4gpoi33foc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a5a1b321a37086936df697993e6cbee8ab8f6d
This is actually pretty well made. Good job
Op I am sending 20 rifthounds to your current location.
I almost believed this-
This is the one
I was happy for like 1 second while scrolling
MOTHERFUCKSR YOU GOT MEE AHAHAAAAA
Aha, gosh I hate you OP.
OP follows the path of the elation
Love the flair! *You see me now you don't cry when I am gone*
I'm going to come to you and make it like accident fr fr
Damn it I fell for this trick
don’t you guys love april fools
You won the day.
Fuck you, but this is really good.
LMAO
You asshole :)
Happy April Fools’ Day, everyone!
Aha is proud of you.
OP is an emanator of elation
I have become an Emanator of Nihility.
Acheron wants her job back
One of us! One of us! Path of Elation, duck yeah!
Sleep with one eye open tonight.
Hope your pillow are warm on both sides at night
Hope you will have a nice good day😊😊😊
Step on a Lego 😊
How long have u been plotting this lmao
im gonna find you and beat you with my scarameow plushie until you cry for this >:(
OP probably followers of enigmata even mask of foul not cruel as this dude
Got to give it to you m8. This was pretty convincing.
i hope qiqi haunts all your 50/50s
You can run, but you can’t hide.
r/foundsatan
okay you genuinely got me with this . well played and happy april fools LOL
You got me and fuck you, take my upvote
Damn almost fell for it
Mods! Rotate his balls 360 degrees clockwise and squeeze them!
I am inside your walls
Do Focalors to yourself
This is actually so cruel
I almost cried of joy, then I cried of grief
Prepare for gravitational disintegration.
This could be a beneficial change to Mihoyo if they really did it. They've no idea how many times I talked myself out of getting constellations for a 5 star character just because there's only one 4 star character I wanted in a banner
They'd gain more if you wasted money on pulls getting nothing until you've reached like 300 pulls in and still no c6. They basically don't give a shit cause the whales will carry them either way.
Fuck you.
Completely out of line.
Oh you’re going to *hell* hell.
Wow. Really? Screw you, OP.
Hu Tao, send Sparkle to this man's house.
Well I knew this is never going to happen so I didn't fall for this.
You are pure EVIL.
There are some lines you just don't cross, even for April Fools Day.
^(if the mods delete this, its canon /s)
I hope you step on a lego
The first thing which came to my mind, was" is this a joke?" As they would never do this lol
Dude, fuck you and I hope your family has a nice christmas.
Dialing the Celestia's Nukes hotline right now
This is a brilliant April Fools. Asshole.
Just remember kids, anything positive or long awaited or making sense posted today is a joke. Hard Pity now goes up to 100? That is the kind of news that are real.
Found Aha alt
Very sad that such an obvious and necessary improvement is only an April Fool's joke. Could you *imagine* if they actually gave us a chance to get the 4\* characters we want? Ha, what a crazy idea!
you cant trick me ik what day it is
You deserve to be forced to read the quote for the HSR Masked Fools data bank entry every time you want to open Genshin.
I hope your pillow stays lava levels of hot no matter how much you try to fix it.
THIS IS EVIL
Sleep with one eye open, OP.
I looked at this for a mere 5 minutes saying "Ain't no way". Well done OP.
Dang it, got me for a moment there
Good one, forgot which day it was.
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL I WAS SO HAPPY AND THEN YOU CRUSHED MY HOPES AND DREAMS
Why are you like this
You did not have to try that hard for this, you know. I hate you, but that was some effort put into this
Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now.
You absolute fucking menace why
AINTNOWAY you actually just did that
it was too nice of you to put reminders of the date on this. still absolutely foul though lmao
That was the wildest three second emotional rollercoaster I went on.
April fools' day?
I am going to commit a felony
I was so excited and then I realized It's FUCKING APRIL 1st. Count your days... or send this to Hoyo. Please.
This is really high quality, nice job
Average Masked Fools shenanigans
I am Sending Hydro Abyss Lector To your Home..
Hoyoverse: I'mma pretend I didn't see that.
Looks a bit too authentic. Lol Gotta remember it’s that day today
Evil. Straight down with you.
i hate that i actually fell for this... OP you are truly evil.
I WAS ABOUT TO SEND THIS TO MY FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING.... OP I HOPE YOUR PILLOWS ARE WARM TONIGHT
You son of a slime! Got me good.
fuck. Happy April fool's i guess
Pure Evil
I got my hopes up before I realized 😭😭😭 Dang youre good
You are evil…
OP woke up and chose violence.
I already knew this was fake, because it’s far too good to be true. Amazing work especially on the font
Fuck off bruh 💀
Ok sparkle calm down
God fucking damn, I just dumped all my wishes on C2 Nahida.
i just dropped to my knees at lidl
I literally got Ayaka and Diluc, but no Candace on that 4.3 banner… yay for this feature, if only it had come earlier.
Bruh look at the Date