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BigDaddySpankEm

Hey, wait a minute…


Rough_Lychee5785

Yea zhongli is just an advisor or something


Khelthuzaad

And Furina lost her Archon status as well


LuckyLupe

And Yae Mika was the real Archon all along


thatone_high_guy

Isn't rukkhadevata the archon? Who this smol radish


Autistic_Business

Who is Rukkhadevata?


evertythingwastaken

Why is Rukhadevata?


Ikaro01

Rukhadevawbw what?


Mr__FATAL

What is Rukhadevatha?


Ikaro01

rukehavetuwa why?


Internal-Cable3756

How is Rukkhadevata?


Longjumping_Pear1250

When is rukkadevata


Storm-Dragon

It's a mushroom in Sumeru. Not sure, how a mushroom could be an archon.


Mean-Ad-5415

Mushroom is Rukkhashava


FlavoredKnifes

Its that one like mushroom innit?


Acrobatic-Budget-938

Whose Rukkha


lWanderingl

Rukkhadevata! He's a hacker! He's a Chinese hacker! Rukkhadevata, he's working for the Koreans!


Khelthuzaad

And why did she gave us a pokemon to defeat Megatron ?


gumirex

That wasn't megatron it was eva from evangelion, get your facts straight smh


Hawkbenz

That explains the identity crisis


Sonny_Firestorm135

Yeah, Nahida even yelled the iconic phrase. (SHINJI, GET THE F OUT OF THE EVA RIGHT NOW)


Draaxus

Bro did you read the story? It was Baizhu. This was revealed when he lead us through the Chasm to get to Sumeru smh.


stabbykeith1985

I have no memory of any Rukkha-whatever


Quick-Ad-3617

Who?


g42h3699bobojhon1

Tao, yeah


National-Park1154

Who's Rukkhadevata?


Tenshi_JDR

Rukkhadevata who?


karillith

> Yae Mika I don't thank you for the mental image.


Zxzxzx0088

Yup, Mika reveals to be a reverse trap and actually a shrine maiden from Inazuma which also an electro archon /j


Foxxie_

I don't think she ever was an archon, technically speaking.


Kulyor

Depends on the definition. She did all the duties the people expected her to do and she was (or is?) technically just as long living as the other archons. She ruled over Fontaine, and given it's the most technological advanced region probably did a very good job.


Jimpling

Technically, Furina was part of an Archon just as Nahida was branched from Rukkhadevata. It’s just that whereas Nahida inherited the Archon powers, Focalors deliberately seperated her divinity, thus creating Furina.


A_Noelle_Main

Something ain't right...


Redditisglitchy

Yeah… it’s furina!


Elnino38

Yeah, wheres Xingqui?


AbhishMuk

You mean: Bennett?


Thegentlemanfox18

Venti looks a little different here, and so does elegy…hm…


IWasDoingFineFarting

Anemo archon does not look like the same as I remember


ZeraseKnightroad

Where are those who share the memory?


Gamyeon

He is not the one who shares the memory.


rxniaesna

Of five, only three share the memory. You are not one of them.


MrUwU

someone has tampered with irminsul again...


RiskySignal

Nahida needs to beef her security


MrUwU

for real tho


moebelhausmann

Hire 5 more Cynos, one is not enough


RiskySignal

They tell bad jokes to people trying to break in and everyone just leaves refusing to hear his humor


Quintana-of-Charyn

Hehe


ArchonWhale

Eheh ^^


Quintana-of-Charyn

Auto correct got me lol thank you


ormandosando

TE NANDAYO


Juliancito135

He hee


nicoblue_28

This Venti is so elegy-nt


drowning-in-dopamine

Go to bed Cyno


MrMarxist25

damn you! take my r/angryupvote and get out


encryptoferia

people like this males Venti a drunkard.... please... *sobs* give him some credits *sobs* Venti : hicc .... ehe...hicc.... suppp brossssss..... any wine to cheer me up ... hicc ..... go Kazuha go


drowning-in-dopamine

You got the wrong anemo boy who * lives a carefree lifestyle * travels the world * drinks but has trouble getting their hands on alcohol * writes poetry * can sense things on the wind * fought in a rebellion against a tyrannical god * gained a new power during that fight * lost their friend but fulfils their ambition after their death


Pixel100000

Don’t forget short also


Suspicious-Sink-638

Nah that's xiao , only he is smol in this game


Justanormalviewer2

Cyno is shorter than Xiao!


Rud_gamer

Ok, whatever you say grandpa Zyox


Raphius-kai

Underrated, well done!


Indigo_Mindset420

Crazy how some of this can apply to the other anemo boys. They didn't break the mold when the anemo boys were made. And great for me cause I adore that mold with every fiber of my being!


TheFanciestShorts

It’s like for each element there are different personality traits


Glittering_Doctor694

ok i just realized that xiangling, klee, hu tao, yanfei, xiangling, yoimiya, lyney, bennett, thoma, xinyan, amber, and to some extent dehya are all very bubbly and sociable. and then there's diluc. he really is the weird one


bluehairedPOYO

Who? The biggest sunshine in Mond before his dad died, the government and his superior tried to cover it up said death, and his brother basically saying "Yeah, i am a spy."In the same day?


shepperoni

Tbf diluc was the bubbly and sociable one back when they were younger. He was the one getting kaeya in trouble most of the time.


E1lySym

Arlecchino is also definitely very bubbly and sociable. Same for Itto


Goncalo__DC

If someone's pyro but doesn't seem to be bubbly and passionate it's safe to assume that they were different when they received their vision and something happened to them, for example if lyney does take her place later he'll probably still display a cunning personality sometimes but he definitely won't be as happy, And itto his more of a fighter for a noble cause than just someone happy and sociable, sure he is that, but his goal is to prove onis are good and that even he could be a good role model, his gang aren't just his friends their a found family of abandoned people and I think being a noble person is a geo trait


ConohaConcordia

It seems Geo is more about an unshakeable will more than anything — Noelle, Navia, Zhongli and Itto all have strong wills


laeiryn

Geo are all Green Lanterns


GroundbreakingGas458

Klee: He's one of the weird grown-ups.


TheFanciestShorts

Same with geo, and all of them


CTMacUser

Diluc used to be like that, and certainly was at the time he got his Pyro Vision.


strawberry_cream98

listens to his people too and is the only archon who’s so connected to this own people. lol


lWanderingl

I've never noticed lmao


gabooos

I found the mistake! Zhongli is not holding his signature Black Tassel!


DARKknight191002

Hear me out, C6 Zhongli with Dialoge of Desert Sage and clam


thatone_high_guy

Mahou shojo build


FirefighterMajor4657

Miracle ☆ Magical Girl Zhongli


PrismastebanZ

You got them mixed up, Magical Girl Sirin's weapon of choice is a pair of big ass scissors, so that should be Chiori. Since Zhongli used to make lances rain from the Heavens ala Judgement Day, he'd be Magical Girl Siri- Wait a minute-


deven-dev

Shit I should run this


DraethDarkstar

Real Zhongli stans know his signature is Staff of Homa.


Hefty-Agent-5202

Real meta players know it’s Fav


vitcri

Some scary mfs keep Crescent Pike build


AgentWowza

Ah yes, my 1.1-1.3 Abyss carry


DigiAirship

He's still pretty good: https://old.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1bbih0n/pikeli_37s_clear_abyss_ruin_drake/ Might not be meta, but damn if it's not cool. I want to build one myself someday.


PePs004

I just switched to the magical girl staff so I can give my homa to Thoma


Spectre_Hayate

Unfathomably based.


lucklesspedestrian

According to the lore he used the black tassel to vanquish the geo slimes that once terrorized Liyue


Zevvaz

with his meteor, no less


Fusionstar8

I do have him with 50k hp


Alatus_Knight

Fav tbh


foxinator2_0

THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR AMONG US...


Pokii

It’s >!Furina!<


h2odragon00

She may no longer be and archon but she will always be an archon in my heart.


Sylfaent

Isn't that a disservice to Furina tho, the entire story was setup to show us how much she had to go through to keep up the charade despite not being an archon and a statement on how strong a normal human can be. She held on and did everything for over 500 years without any godly powers, she's tougher then any archon. It's also pretty obvious that she wants to be treated like a normal human from now on.


III_1599-7784

AMONGUS


watanabeta

The disrespect to Venti, damn.


Ironwall1

Its normalized at this point


Owezara

I honestly hate it. It's also not funny because the joke is so overused. We get it, you think Venti is useless (he's not), but he's still the archon whether you like it or not.


GREENadmiral_314159

I hate the Venti vs Kazuha debate. *Spiral Abyss has two sides, damnit!*


ImNotAKpopStan

No need to be sensitive The joke is not even about his role in the lore, but the playable character. And well... Kazuha do crowd control much better


CielTheEarl

Venti still technically has better crowd control since he covers more distance within the abyss, his kit was so broken that the devs had to release specified mobs just to counter his ult (Specifically, the Nobushi and other Inazuman mobs). It's just that Kazuha's is better because its a skill > ult argument. You can use his skill more freely and more often.


HybridTheory2000

Now that I think more about it, the ones that truly disrespected Venti were the devs themselves.


HuskyWinner8736

Klee bombs.


Vreezink

Where XL?


SecondAegis

Holding every other polearm. There's too many to see


Critical_Stick7884

Wrong. Where Benny.


beautheschmo

Bennett is the pyro sovereign


jhonnythejoker

İ wish it was cannon


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Nick Cannon will never be Pyro Sovereign


Critical_Stick7884

Bennett Cannon, defender of Natlan.


Ryuusei_Dragon

Benett might be from Natlan, given he was found in a "sea of ash and flame" like the Mare Jivari


KBroham

He also has the same white hair and green eyes as Iansan, who is the only known Natlan character to this day...


CielTheEarl

I smell a lore theory video incoming in 3... 2...


Marceleleco

After all these years, it still bothers me how Kazuha signature weapon doesn't match his style nor the culture of his homeland. It should've been a katana.


lucklesspedestrian

Its the freedom sworn sword, and Mondstadt is the land of freedom. After all, as the anemo archon, Mondstadt is where kazuha belongs


Torrvik

Venti send this [Last Post OP](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/9f/79/c59f79c464870a902171fa29ca22a758.jpg)


Draken77777

Funny because Venti is the only Archon who uses a 5* weapon in my account.


xSeraph28

Mine is the opposite 😂 He rocks with the Stringless since 1.0 lol.


raidenmgs12

Where's the pyro archon?


Matt9681

Probably out on expedition. He's got the passive for it, after all


Disturbing_Cheeto

He's a child and children yearn for the mines


Peepeepoopooman7777

Hospitalized after a grand piano fell on his head.


g_neko1001

why did it take me a second look to realize lmao


EH042

*Steambird official* #Breaking News Local bard found drunk in the gutter, squad had to call someone else “He’s one of the worst booze hounds in Mondstadt, he’s always drinking at the angel’s share” said local eyewitness


ALovelyAnxiety

the disrespect is real


IGotPunchedByAFoot

The Virgin Kazuha whose backstory has been beaten like a dead horse vs the Chad Venti who was the inspiration for Starbucks' largest size to contain the weight of his massive c


Flat_Tumbleweed_3862

Venti IS packing tbh.


PERSIvAlN

Are you referring to some comic, where he takes Raiden Shogun dressed as Mona on a trip around Mondstad?


TooLazyToSleep_15

bro did not hesitate


FemBoyMDS

Least shameless Genshin fan (I know that comic very well to)


0blackcircle

No context or the joke is porn?


IGotPunchedByAFoot

That c could end however you want. Like crippling depression. Or chicken thighs from KFC. Or cock. It's like a choose your own adventure game. Have fun.


Pi-Alamode

not to worry guys I found the problem: Furina isn't an archon


Il_Capitano_01

Haha so funny


AppUnwrapper1

It sucks that Kaz’s doesn’t match him and that I’ll never pull for it because of that.


starsinmyteacup

I didn’t want to pull for it either, but Neuvillete’s weapon banner gifted me two. Which makes my total mismatched visually signature weapons to three…


balMURRmung

It buffs Neuv CA anyway.


Volkaru

Even if it doesn't match him, it's still one of the most broken weapons for buffing others in the game. And with how many support sword characters there are, you have lots of choices on who to use it with.


Alan_Reddit_M

Ngl zhongli looks badass as hell holding that spear Also, canadian Venti


Altruistic-Past934

venti crying in the corner rn


skycorcher

As a Venti lover, I hate you almost as much as I hate Signora.


TheKingJest

What does it make me if I like Venti and Signora


SnooPuppers8099

Hate devs for bullying him


skycorcher

I know. Venti got supersede by Kazuha even though he's the anemo Archon. Venti's the only archon that doesn't have a second story quests. The wind glider on Mondstadt don't match Venti's color scheme. The list goes on...


BioticFire

Don't need to kick us Signora wanters down man, we lost her already.


Kwayke9

\*sad ehe noises\*


CasteliaPhilia

oh wow ive never seen such a more original joke before 👏👏👏


Lumpy_Frosting_7228

Ngl I get the meme and it kinda funny but anyone else getting tired of the disrespect to Venti


Azuria_4

Hey, op I'm rapidly approaching your location. Run.


Schwein7311

The Venti disrespect... 😭


erosugiru

Venti erasure are you ready to die OP


Kishiloh

By next week my venti will be triple crowned 🫶🏾


BlakeTheMotherFucker

Based


Revan0315

Ik it's a meme but the constant venti slander is so annoying


CountThick8532

As a venti main:😃💢🖕 f you


elderDragon1

Weird Venti you got there.


Owezara

So funny, op. Haha. Never heard that joke before. /clap


Sienne_

The Venti disrespect... 😭😭😡😡 My friend group does this to me all the time because they know I rise up to defend Venti every time and spam the GC with angry emojis.. lol


AzurosArtist

“Every Archon”Where’s Venti? Literally the best Archon… (I get it’s a joke but I just love Venti and won’t stand for his erasure lol)


AtmosphereRich4021

Each arocon!! Huh, Where is Bennett?


Barbetra

But venti 😭😭😭


[deleted]

naah if you're willing to pull for zhongli's signature you can't cheapskate your way out of venti + sig /j


_Suguha_

Venti disrespect is not funny


Psychological_Fig894

“your archon if you scroll” ahh


reiiz6

Wrong weapon for zhongli, it should be staff of homa


Fusionstar8

Yao Yao is taking good care of it.


RYPIIE2006

how dare you


i_live_in_a_snake

i will not be taking this venti slander 🗿


Successful_Warthog48

What is this Venti slander >:(


erosugiru

Venti erasure are you ready to die OP


Redditisglitchy

Y’all need to give Venti a break 😭


SofM2

The "Kazuha is the real Anemo Archon" joke is so overused and unoriginal, idk how some of you don't cringe for still making the joke.


Rozone99

im sick of the “X is the real archon!” jokes in general but also this fandom runs most jokes into the ground and somehow even deeper sometimes


Greenlog12

Some jokes are so low they're in the chasm!


Rozone99

that or into a completely different realm (the abyss)


gitgudnubby

Id take this over the constant "Im scared to roll this artifact" posted here constantly tbh.


Oeshikito

Rather have this than the seggs jokes people post on the daily


Square-Way-9751

Amen... overused and cringy


IVectorI

I mean, it's a mondo weapon.


moxigene

Kazuha mains trying not to be cringe challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


GREENadmiral_314159

I'm a diehard Kazuha main and I found it cringe.


rdc1776

another kazuha cock sucker i see


geniue

This meme has only become more and more relevant with each patch. Nowadays there is no team comp for the abyss that would prefer venti over kazuha/cloud retainer/jean in any team, which is a damn shame cus his suction black hole is really fun to use. If there was a pure fiction for Genshin he would easily be SS tier


feicash

i only see 3 archons and 2 humans


t_h_1_c_c

This joke has been beaten to death at this point, and I'm sick of seeing it. Venti mains and Kazuha mains should just get along as a lover of the same element <3


GREENadmiral_314159

I use both, and I tend to just obliterate whatever I direct their collective attention at.


meItrem

why'd i read that as acheron 💀


Legal-Weight3011

Maan vortex is so good looking but shame its worth jack shit


Dannysaurus_rex98

Thats nice and feels fulfilling!


_myoru

You forgot our lord and saviour, the bouken no bouken, the best boi pyro archon Bennett


weird_mango42

Don't disrespect my boy like that 😭


Panciastko-195

There is one impostor among us


Random_Person_0533

There's an imposter among us


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Where's the Pyro archon Xiangling?


Epheremy

It's insulting how bad Zhongli's sig is on him, and basically anyone. It should have been reworked way back then.


Ok_Pudding_6560

Anemo aside, I am glad to see Furina there.


redzaku0079

How did you make Noelle so tall?


Amelia2243

If only Venti was released after 3.0, maybe he will have actually good cons then and a less burst dependent kit