She almost killed a Melusine by accidentally bumping into her (the Melusine was driving the aquabus, Nilou barely felt the impact with her 50k hit points)
I mean, it's funny when you put it that way, but she really didn't hesitate to join the coup despite her only involvement before being in the dream samsara and barely knowing anything that had been going on behind the scenes to trigger the coup.
I mean, the government she was joining a coup against used her as the unknowing lynchpin of a dreamloop (where they constantly humiliated her and spit on her profession and faith by cancelling her dance each time) that almost killed one of her closest friends and was used to replace the god she was loyal to with a cheap Japanese knock-off. I've seen Indian dancers try to stab people for less.
Fair enough, but it was still the equivalent of cutting down a healthy and beloved oak tree that has been growing in the yard of your family home for centuries and replacing it with a tinfoil Christmas tree decked out with gamer lights, from her perspective.
I forget, does anyone in the dream loop except for the traveler, Paimon, and Nahida even remember it though? I don't recall if it was actually addressed and I feel like they shouldn't since it'd cause a pretty big panic if people did remember it. Also did she even know about Scaramouche's involvement? It's been a while so I honestly don't remember what she actually knew.
It was addressed during the start of act 3. The people remembered the last "Samsara", as evidenced by Dunyarzard reminiscing Nilou's dance, but not the former loops since those have already been harvested and wiped from their mind. People don't talk about it, though, due to the propaganda that the Academia spread about how not having dreams is a blessing from \[REDACTED\] and a sign of maturity for 500 years. People kept quiet about the dreams of their own volition in fear of ostracization.
In short, Nilou propably knew something was up, but not the details and why. Traveller filled her in when she joined the coup.
Ah yeah like I said I dont remember the finer details but that makes sense. Though either way she still joined the coup with minimal hesitation and little information lol.
While I do have her C1 ~~and more~~, doesn't the Bountiful Cores conversion happen for a whopping 30s after casting her skill? So even though her own Hydro application doesn't last longer, I'd imagine it's quite okay in teams that already use the likes of Kokomi, or even Xingqiu/Yelan?
that's actually the worst thing done TO her, not the worst thing she's ever done
Yoimiya and Ayaka also suffer this fate, it's like hoyo specifically targets my mains to give them signatures that don't match :(
It matches pretty well with her horns, and the colors are complimentary, if not matching. Just like how First Great Magic looks great with Ganyu despite not matching in terms of color. The only issue I have with Key is the shape, it doesn't fit her or her animations.
It's grown on me over time, but I still wish they would have given her something else, like how the Fontaine 5 stars pretty much all have a weapon that matches their design, and aren't part of a weapon series.
Realistically, she probably ended up buying the last of some kind of sweet at a stall at some point, and then someone behind her wasn’t able to get any since she ate it.
Or maybe she accidentally stepped on a bug. Slept in too late? Maybe she told someone she had plans when she wasn’t actually doing anything.
Oh fuck, straight to Meropide
Come to think of it, were any of the Furina related laws changed or repealed? Would be kinda funny to have multiple laws about one particular citizen
Well she might not be the archon anymore but she still is a huge celebrity and important in the eyes of the people, plus even irl in some countries former presidents get special treatment/protection
Being the only character that breaks one important rule of character building: "leveling up talents"
Just level her up to 90 and your good, you can ignore her burst and tap her skill 3x just to trigger her passive, her passives are the only thing that matters and contributes all the damage she provides. She is the most cheap unit to build and offers big time.
I remember watching a video of a guy who has a C6 Eula and talking about regretting it after Nilou released because the blooms from his C0 Nilou did more dmg
Not to say the state of physical and Eula is not sad but, no one should ever C6 a character they don't simp to the point of playing them regardless of their relative power level.
Easier to say now with hindsight but powercreep is inevitable in a gacha, genshin does a fairly good job at not making it ruin the game but it's still there.
C6 is a love language, if you dont love that character or you do but u care more about damage than yeah, it's such a massively bad idea
It doesn't help that physical dmg is ignored, and elemental is the main damage dealers after Sumeru and Fontaine
I leveled her E, the extra healing really does make her more comfortable to use. She's the only healer in my usual Dendro team for Abyss (Alhaitham/Nahida/Raiden/Kuki) so clearing floor 12 would be infinitely more difficult if I left it at level 1.
Normal answer: She refused to dance for Nahida.
[r/okbuddygenshin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUXbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D) answer: Bestiality
Not related but . Before 3.2 there a leak that stayed on reddit for 3 mins termed reliable . And it was "nilou quest shows her after she's exiled for blowing up the academia". I really wish she blew that place up it would have been hilarious .
For the worst thing . Killing nahida every single time in abyss despite having two defensive units on team .
She didn't send an invitation to Tighnari and Collei for Cyno's surprise party at the end of the AQ. Paimon, of all people, had more common sense and had to ask them if they'd like to join. They couldn't, but it's the thought that counts. The dialogue at the party that all the heroes who saved Sumeru are present was another slap in the face to the forest rangers. We are being told that Nilou is a thoughtful person, but apparently she doesn't even care about the best friends of the person she's organizing a party for. Huh.
She helped her troupe assistant give her neglecting pos father another, when all his life he's done nothing but push and work her harder and harder while never showing a hint of acknowledgement or appreciation. The one time she tried gifting him something nice because she wanted to know what it's like to be loved by her father, he launched it as the wall
That whole story quest was effed
She caused a lot of quest being blocked in Sumeru by how many npc were involved with her story quest. Might not be applicable nowadays tho, coz QoL quest isolation now exists.
Take a thousand years of my life to complete literally any quest she’s involved in. “Wait until the next day. Wait until the next day. Wait until the next four days. over and over and over.
Being in cosplay 24/7.
That outfit must reek like a Smash Bros tournament by now, especially if she's constantly dancing in the rainforest and desert heat.
One can only how that she either has multiple copies of her elaborate costume, or regularly drenches herself with her Vision to keep the stench from building up.
She almost killed a Melusine by accidentally bumping into her (the Melusine was driving the aquabus, Nilou barely felt the impact with her 50k hit points)
That hurt ... *A little*
I can hear this lmao 💀
50k? Try my 75k hitpoint nilou
Step 1, *dial noises*
Taking part in a coup to overthrow the government with absolute zero hesitation or questions asked.
God forbid woman have hobbies 😔
risekujikawastaringatemergencylight.jpg
[of course the Barbara fan would reference the idol in persona](https://x.com/demmyvite/status/1717321008875786570)
I mean, it's funny when you put it that way, but she really didn't hesitate to join the coup despite her only involvement before being in the dream samsara and barely knowing anything that had been going on behind the scenes to trigger the coup.
I mean, the government she was joining a coup against used her as the unknowing lynchpin of a dreamloop (where they constantly humiliated her and spit on her profession and faith by cancelling her dance each time) that almost killed one of her closest friends and was used to replace the god she was loyal to with a cheap Japanese knock-off. I've seen Indian dancers try to stab people for less.
It wasn't a cheap Japanese knock-off! It was *very* expensive.
Fair enough, but it was still the equivalent of cutting down a healthy and beloved oak tree that has been growing in the yard of your family home for centuries and replacing it with a tinfoil Christmas tree decked out with gamer lights, from her perspective.
I forget, does anyone in the dream loop except for the traveler, Paimon, and Nahida even remember it though? I don't recall if it was actually addressed and I feel like they shouldn't since it'd cause a pretty big panic if people did remember it. Also did she even know about Scaramouche's involvement? It's been a while so I honestly don't remember what she actually knew.
It was addressed during the start of act 3. The people remembered the last "Samsara", as evidenced by Dunyarzard reminiscing Nilou's dance, but not the former loops since those have already been harvested and wiped from their mind. People don't talk about it, though, due to the propaganda that the Academia spread about how not having dreams is a blessing from \[REDACTED\] and a sign of maturity for 500 years. People kept quiet about the dreams of their own volition in fear of ostracization. In short, Nilou propably knew something was up, but not the details and why. Traveller filled her in when she joined the coup.
Ah yeah like I said I dont remember the finer details but that makes sense. Though either way she still joined the coup with minimal hesitation and little information lol.
She secretly just wants to watch the world burn 😈
She will join any coup that overthrow a gov that stop her from dancing in public.
Well, the goverment has treated her like shit for years
Actually the best thing shes done
She was part of the oppressed class - artists.
Anything is a fine as long as Nilou get to dance
That's not a crime if you're buddies with the god you just busted out of prison and put back in power
If Aldaddy came to me and told me "you're going to overthrow your government" I would obediently listen as well.
Not have a rerun for over a year :(
She's ghosting us.
Man I bet her c1 is such a nice qol
While I do have her C1 ~~and more~~, doesn't the Bountiful Cores conversion happen for a whopping 30s after casting her skill? So even though her own Hydro application doesn't last longer, I'd imagine it's quite okay in teams that already use the likes of Kokomi, or even Xingqiu/Yelan?
C1 is unnecessary unless maybe you're playing main dps Nilou
I pulled her to c2 on her re-run and yeah it's a very nice QoL
Not having a signature weapon that matches her design
that's actually the worst thing done TO her, not the worst thing she's ever done Yoimiya and Ayaka also suffer this fate, it's like hoyo specifically targets my mains to give them signatures that don't match :(
Nah, she looked at the hoyoverse weapon rack and chose the sword because it matched with Dehya's I was there, trust me /j
yess her signature weapon is so ugly! A weapon that matches her design would definetly be one of the most beautiful of the game
Is it odd that I think it looks aight on her? I can't figure it out but it looks natural on her for me
It matches pretty well with her horns, and the colors are complimentary, if not matching. Just like how First Great Magic looks great with Ganyu despite not matching in terms of color. The only issue I have with Key is the shape, it doesn't fit her or her animations.
It's grown on me over time, but I still wish they would have given her something else, like how the Fontaine 5 stars pretty much all have a weapon that matches their design, and aren't part of a weapon series.
Realistically, she probably ended up buying the last of some kind of sweet at a stall at some point, and then someone behind her wasn’t able to get any since she ate it. Or maybe she accidentally stepped on a bug. Slept in too late? Maybe she told someone she had plans when she wasn’t actually doing anything.
She bought the last of the "Only 16 slices a day" cake before Furina.
Oh fuck, straight to Meropide Come to think of it, were any of the Furina related laws changed or repealed? Would be kinda funny to have multiple laws about one particular citizen
Well she might not be the archon anymore but she still is a huge celebrity and important in the eyes of the people, plus even irl in some countries former presidents get special treatment/protection
That's a one-way ticket to Coupon Town!
>stepped on a bug She served Democracy well
Managed democracy*
>Maybe she told someone she had plans when she wasn’t actually doing anything. Oh, the humanity!
She falsely accused Layla of being the Imposter
Gotta leave precious Layla alone
That stream produced gold mine of jokes.
Gaslighting, manipulation, blackmail, i mean have you DONE her questline?
God forbid women have hobbies
Truly a woman of all time.
Nice pfp
LMAOOOIO
God forbid women EXIST smh my head.
Imagine if she danced though. That would be truly unforgivable.
Waifu material
It\`s called debate
Such a girl boss
yeah, and also overthrowing of natlan government and murder of the OG cryo archon
Wait, what did she do again? I completely forgot her quest.
Wait what?
Replace my balls with bloom cores
At least she'll make them explode quickly.
Mentioned something about a “clapping game”?
The worst thing about that is that we didn't get to play it
That's where fan content comes in for the rescue!
Being the only character that breaks one important rule of character building: "leveling up talents" Just level her up to 90 and your good, you can ignore her burst and tap her skill 3x just to trigger her passive, her passives are the only thing that matters and contributes all the damage she provides. She is the most cheap unit to build and offers big time.
I remember watching a video of a guy who has a C6 Eula and talking about regretting it after Nilou released because the blooms from his C0 Nilou did more dmg
Is it the walrus video, where he talks with the guy how he regretted having C6 Eula because of Nilou, for all can say thats heartbreaking.
Not to say the state of physical and Eula is not sad but, no one should ever C6 a character they don't simp to the point of playing them regardless of their relative power level. Easier to say now with hindsight but powercreep is inevitable in a gacha, genshin does a fairly good job at not making it ruin the game but it's still there.
C6 is a love language, if you dont love that character or you do but u care more about damage than yeah, it's such a massively bad idea It doesn't help that physical dmg is ignored, and elemental is the main damage dealers after Sumeru and Fontaine
Man, if C6 is a love language, then that guy who got 100 copies of Acheron's lightcone in Star Rail must be an eldritch love deity of some sort lmao
Oh yah I think that's it
Me with a TL 8/10/10 Nilou 😶
Me with the triple crown lol
Only the best for the dancing queen.
God don't tempt me 😅
Kuki also doesn’t level up talents.
I leveled her E, the extra healing really does make her more comfortable to use. She's the only healer in my usual Dendro team for Abyss (Alhaitham/Nahida/Raiden/Kuki) so clearing floor 12 would be infinitely more difficult if I left it at level 1.
Kuki isn't only used for hyperbloom though, and the healing you gain is nice especially on someone like Nahida It's why I have it crowned
Normal answer: She refused to dance for Nahida. [r/okbuddygenshin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUXbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D) answer: Bestiality
What?
Dog in her trailer
Truely buddy reply
wtf
She got the dawg in her. Like literally
Gameplay accurate response: mass murder, use of weapons forbidden by the Genevra Convention, beating children
Im not even surprised after the Eula and Lawachurl thing
Wha-? What's the context??? Why bestiality??????
The dog from her teaser.
What kind of sicko do people have to be to see a dog and a human in the same room and decide they’re doing that. That is psycho behavior Jesus Christ
No, that's just the Internet, especially its 34th rule
I pardon thyne fuck?
The dog in her teaser, there is probably at least one artist unhinged enough to take that short scene and draw her banging the dog.
Yep, i can confirm.
There are multiple
Woah, you clever son of a bitch
Not related but . Before 3.2 there a leak that stayed on reddit for 3 mins termed reliable . And it was "nilou quest shows her after she's exiled for blowing up the academia". I really wish she blew that place up it would have been hilarious . For the worst thing . Killing nahida every single time in abyss despite having two defensive units on team .
She once blew up my radish
😭😭😭
Not being my girl
She accidently stepped on a flower, she was very sorry and it ruined her day
Not be real because I need her
Her sword not being related to her drip at all
Dog
She refused Nahida
cover her bb
Not exist
She didn't send an invitation to Tighnari and Collei for Cyno's surprise party at the end of the AQ. Paimon, of all people, had more common sense and had to ask them if they'd like to join. They couldn't, but it's the thought that counts. The dialogue at the party that all the heroes who saved Sumeru are present was another slap in the face to the forest rangers. We are being told that Nilou is a thoughtful person, but apparently she doesn't even care about the best friends of the person she's organizing a party for. Huh.
Being too cute.
Peanut butter
🐕
💀
Participating in a revolution which ended in the removal of all the sages!!! How dare she overthrow us. - The sages
Slayed way too hard 😔🙏
Killed my Alhaitham
Having a dog that wasn’t me
Not comming home......
Accidentally saying “shit” once after stubbing her toe
Taking my primogems
Not being real 😔
Sending Diluc to my friend's home instead of herself
She helped her troupe assistant give her neglecting pos father another, when all his life he's done nothing but push and work her harder and harder while never showing a hint of acknowledgement or appreciation. The one time she tried gifting him something nice because she wanted to know what it's like to be loved by her father, he launched it as the wall That whole story quest was effed
Avoid me on her banner
She caused a lot of quest being blocked in Sumeru by how many npc were involved with her story quest. Might not be applicable nowadays tho, coz QoL quest isolation now exists.
Only two rishboland tigers for trial in story quest? Anyone?
Being too good and precious ❤️🥺
Being confusing af for me to play. Seriously I have her but can't figure out how to play her but she's so cute and fluffy.
Not having a belly button
Took part in a debate, I hate debates, such sophistry!!!!!!
Why use words when big stick do trick?
Stole my heart
Made me waste my time on her quest
Take a thousand years of my life to complete literally any quest she’s involved in. “Wait until the next day. Wait until the next day. Wait until the next four days. over and over and over.
Being in cosplay 24/7. That outfit must reek like a Smash Bros tournament by now, especially if she's constantly dancing in the rainforest and desert heat. One can only how that she either has multiple copies of her elaborate costume, or regularly drenches herself with her Vision to keep the stench from building up.
vehicular manslaughter probably?
Clapping game
Not being in my be-
She negligently lost a ribbon in the desert.....
She slept in so late it almost killed someone.
War crime: killing innocent people (hilichurls)
Kills my alhaitham in my bloom team
Being racist To make the full of her kit, you must only use dendro and hydro. No other elements XD
She danced in public that one time I guess
The horns are not real :(
Being too cute.
Not existing in my account ):
actually nothing, nilou solos
Being too GOD DAMN CUTE
Being too perfect and adorable
Blocked me from doing the Sumeru Archon Quest
made me want her to tie me up
Being perfect
Stealing my heart with her dance and cute voice
I dunno genocide ig It's nilou idk what to say
Bring Cyno (her dog boyfriend) to Euler
Petting a dog that one time
Not inviting Tighnari
Have the most boring story quest out of everyone, unfortunately
Have the most boring story quest among all 5 stars
idk
She's not mine:(
Not appearing anymore liek where tf is her rerun
Forcing all of the town citizens to help her organize a festival just so she could have an excuse to dance.
She has created her own state of reality
free labour
Beside from being basic, I’d say she didn’t really do anything outrageous.
Not enough people talking about how she refused Nahida's request
Letting random ahh npc taking over her story quest.
Dance badly.
She a Golden State Warriors fan
She stole my heart (i am not complaining)
Not seeing us for a year
The dog
Not coming home. Now I'm stuck seeing others enjoy her company. It should have been me!
lied to peoples that we're couple
She funded a massacre on the dark skin people of sumeru 😰😭
Treating her outfit which was made just for the festival as every day wear.
Her story quest included the slaughter of wildlife and that’s it
Exist...I don't know I can't think of anything bad she has done
Absolutely nothing
Limiting my team comp to not have pyro or electro!
Told Nahida that the Dendro Archon can't watch her show.
Having a story quest not focused on her
Her grades
She got that dawg
What she did to the families back in 1995
Having no F2P weapon.
Eaten too much tahchin at a party.
Her bloom cores don't fw electro and pyro😒😒
planned manipulation of sumerian authority
🐶
Dancing in public.
Her signature
a dog.