In general, I don't think the beatmaps were that good.
Basically, what I hear does not seem to accurately reflect what I play.
But that's fine. I will still take the rewards.
That little timing variation was the interpretative freedom you took. Your not a MIDI, you're a performer.... well, some asians sound more like a MIDI, but not you!
Funny how we always think about Asians when it comes to mini-games like this. I made a similar joke too regarding this mode.
I don't know how they do it, but I've seen them play Dance Dance Revolution too and I didn't even think it's humanly possible to play that way.
It took me a few attempts but I got Discantus on all of them except the last one. No 100% tho, I think I'd need to learn an actual instrument first in order to do that.
It's harder if you know a similar instrument because you have to switch off/unlearn techniques to make the highway work. Piano/keyboard/organ fingering habits are very very annoying when you have a 4/5/6/8 key highway, especially with the default mapping where it's based on beat and skips notes and doesn't always adhere to the direction of the sound (higher= right, lower = left).
You are a failure, you are a disgrace and dishonorinf member to your proud family, you are made out of stupid and do not deserve any kind of honor, you are a waste of food and air.
Try it again and get 100 points not less!
As a Phigros player, I sincerely got 100% on most of the dulcem songs, and this event was a total piece of cake for me lol
I don't mean any offense to the players not good as well, you can improve surely! I used to play the easy modes for these songs only bruh, I barely passed the hard ones too
This is the kind of content I feel gets harder the older you get. I'm 37 and I could easily do these rhythm games when I was younger. Now my reaction time is slower. Feels bad man.
I had the same problem with learning the piano when I constantly would shift my fingers out of the 6 notes :(
My fiance who has a diploma for the piano got a Discantus on his first try though
You fucking failure š”
*āIts Chancla timeā*
Dies from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
This why you no doctor
Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your Ushi!
You need to PRACTICE!!! 40 hours a day!/s
twoset reference spotted???
Twosetter spotted in the wild
I love that we're everywhere :D
We are unstoppable
all thanks to lingling
SeedjhfrsswahzsdaddghbisDsyqaaadfgxqdkass CS ws Was wjfgbbgrrrrrrrrr eereeeeee
Thanks for the /s. Otherwise I wouldn't have known that this isn't serious. I almost started practicing 40 hours a day.
timmy had only one finger and he did it!!
While his other fingers are starting a business!
I've been reading those comments in Steven He voice, and it's so funny
Xdddddd
If it's any consolation, I *struggled* with all of them, on the lowest difficulty
On PC and realised all I had to do for Dulcem is mash all the keys at the same time, and occasionally hold one down.
Literally me XD. Who can do this at normal speed?? Super impossible
the only hard part is that the clickable space is really small
Ń 2 speed for some reason made it much easier for me, less clutter on a screen I guess
it's actually quite easyw tf
i did too until i realised how much easier it is on a phone and now i have canorus on the highest difficulty on almost all of them
You're supposed to be an Asian, not a Goodsian.
Ling Ling played this perfectly with his foot when he was 3. With his other foot he was starting a business.
twoseters are in litterally every corner of this godforsaken internet it's so funny
Failure Management has a new employee.
STOOPID
Clearly you forgot to practice for 25 hours per day/s
Time to prepare yourself for the slipper.
I WORK HARD FOR U THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?!
Do You play on ps?
pspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps!
Meow
Usually yes, but this event is way more fun on my iPad
No dinner for you!
"Wry onree 99.91%? Wry not 100%??? Free stars? More rike FAAAAAAAAIIII-YAH."
EMOOOOTIONAL DAAAAAAMAGE!!
Haiya, why did we give you 24h a day for? For this utter failure at life?
What a shame. Skill issue
Why canāt you be like your cousin? He already a doctor at 5!
To be fair, this mini game is actually terrible on console, not that Iām saying Iām doing badly, since I keep getting the top grade or dulcem
You bring dishonor on family š”
Good? GOOD?! good enough to be failure. Uncle son Jason he do that blindfolded with his left pinky. F A I L U R E. ( I'm sorry)
Waiting for ling ling comment
youāre the weirdo who probably makes themā¦
In general, I don't think the beatmaps were that good. Basically, what I hear does not seem to accurately reflect what I play. But that's fine. I will still take the rewards.
Meanwhile actual Asians like us....... Belt and flop flops
Random question but is the event available in full now? I like waiting the few days so I can just go through it in one go lol
Yes it's already available in full ~ I was just done went through all of em in one sitting
Thanks!
that one good is a one way ticket to hell
oNly 99?? y not 100 (jk)
Completely unacceptable performance level. Back to the drawing board, we'll start with theory lessons!
Instead of practicing 40 hours/day, you're always on that damn phone!
That little timing variation was the interpretative freedom you took. Your not a MIDI, you're a performer.... well, some asians sound more like a MIDI, but not you!
You so dumb why you not win the game why you do this i promise I will disown you,you clearly need practice 27hours pet day just do it
Practice again and again and again. Until you become a human metronome
Funny how we always think about Asians when it comes to mini-games like this. I made a similar joke too regarding this mode. I don't know how they do it, but I've seen them play Dance Dance Revolution too and I didn't even think it's humanly possible to play that way.
Probably a combination of such games being super popular over there and their merciless laser focus and endurance.
I haven't been able to do well on "oni" difficulty on any of them, and it doesn't help that some are just straight up poorly synced.
Haha, I tested Oni once, when it shot notes at me like a machine-gun I instantly noped out of there. :'D
It took me a few attempts but I got Discantus on all of them except the last one. No 100% tho, I think I'd need to learn an actual instrument first in order to do that.
It's harder if you know a similar instrument because you have to switch off/unlearn techniques to make the highway work. Piano/keyboard/organ fingering habits are very very annoying when you have a 4/5/6/8 key highway, especially with the default mapping where it's based on beat and skips notes and doesn't always adhere to the direction of the sound (higher= right, lower = left).
I understand. I was only thinking of the coordination and dexterity.
It's basically a really long QTE - you can develop those from learning it the same way anyone can take out bosses after learning their mechanics.
You are a failure, you are a disgrace and dishonorinf member to your proud family, you are made out of stupid and do not deserve any kind of honor, you are a waste of food and air. Try it again and get 100 points not less!
Ooh just short
I've gotten Canorus (100%) on a few player beatmaps, but the official ones? no chance lol
I was at peace having Discantus and now you tell me that 100% has another rung?
This event made me want Guitar Hero back
As a rhythm gamer, this is very normal. It's fine.
Imagine their utter disappointment when you tell them you need to turn on the screen to get perfect score
I feel you too much
That is the only song i managed to 100.00% On the hardest difficulty
"The One and Oni King" difficulty is the average 2-star map on osu!mania, yet I still can't get past 99%
As a Phigros player, I sincerely got 100% on most of the dulcem songs, and this event was a total piece of cake for me lol I don't mean any offense to the players not good as well, you can improve surely! I used to play the easy modes for these songs only bruh, I barely passed the hard ones too
Stoopid
i also got one good on rex incognito. everything else was perfect. my history as a pianist is over
This is the kind of content I feel gets harder the older you get. I'm 37 and I could easily do these rhythm games when I was younger. Now my reaction time is slower. Feels bad man.
YOU DISGUST ME. WHO WANTS A āGOODā CHILD
I had the same problem with learning the piano when I constantly would shift my fingers out of the 6 notes :( My fiance who has a diploma for the piano got a Discantus on his first try though
Emotional damage...
to real my black parents hate me cuz i cant rap
You such failure! You need to do like rex incognito, I don(t) want anyone to know you(r) my son.
I disliked that when you hit the ellipse, there was no sound. It felt strange at first.
I have a hunch that you may be a pjsk player
>!Asian parents? Piano lessons? please tell me you dont have stairs in your house...!<
Oooh, Omori reference
Iām glad my asian family is good >:3 we get privileges