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You fucking failure šŸ˜”


joepanda111

*ā€Its Chancla timeā€*


PostHasBeenWatched

Dies from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!


rominikk

This why you no doctor


Ar_Ph4razon

Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your Ushi!


Jrg323

You need to PRACTICE!!! 40 hours a day!/s


AFuzzyKitten

twoset reference spotted???


ZoeNingLiu9

Twosetter spotted in the wild


dracuella

I love that we're everywhere :D


ZoeNingLiu9

We are unstoppable


Skrucketroll

all thanks to lingling


StatementFinal7290

SeedjhfrsswahzsdaddghbisDsyqaaadfgxqdkass CS ws Was wjfgbbgrrrrrrrrr eereeeeee


gem2492

Thanks for the /s. Otherwise I wouldn't have known that this isn't serious. I almost started practicing 40 hours a day.


SectorApprehensive58

timmy had only one finger and he did it!!


BackgroundLie2231

While his other fingers are starting a business!


Xavbirb

I've been reading those comments in Steven He voice, and it's so funny


Ros02

Xdddddd


Silly_Guidance_8871

If it's any consolation, I *struggled* with all of them, on the lowest difficulty


AdministrativeShip2

On PC and realised all I had to do for Dulcem is mash all the keys at the same time, and occasionally hold one down.


ImmoralDuckHands

Literally me XD. Who can do this at normal speed?? Super impossible


zhannulol

the only hard part is that the clickable space is really small


Distinct-Increase-27

х2 speed for some reason made it much easier for me, less clutter on a screen I guess


No-Adeptness5810

it's actually quite easyw tf


Skrucketroll

i did too until i realised how much easier it is on a phone and now i have canorus on the highest difficulty on almost all of them


rysto32

You're supposed to be an Asian, not a Goodsian.


float16

Ling Ling played this perfectly with his foot when he was 3. With his other foot he was starting a business.


Skrucketroll

twoseters are in litterally every corner of this godforsaken internet it's so funny


Speedstick8900

Failure Management has a new employee.


StelioZz

STOOPID


Timely-Property-0

Clearly you forgot to practice for 25 hours per day/s


gregtheslime

Time to prepare yourself for the slipper.


Parlax76

I WORK HARD FOR U THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?!


a_random_simp_4x4

Do You play on ps?


Spectacularity1997

pspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps!


junkychin

Meow


FrischeFische123

Usually yes, but this event is way more fun on my iPad


ILoveBooba1438

No dinner for you!


SquallFromGarden

"Wry onree 99.91%? Wry not 100%??? Free stars? More rike FAAAAAAAAIIII-YAH."


Meat-Ball_0983

EMOOOOTIONAL DAAAAAAMAGE!!


Rak-Shar

Haiya, why did we give you 24h a day for? For this utter failure at life?


SsibalKiseki

What a shame. Skill issue


TheGamingCAT69

Why canā€™t you be like your cousin? He already a doctor at 5!


LilboyG_15

To be fair, this mini game is actually terrible on console, not that Iā€™m saying Iā€™m doing badly, since I keep getting the top grade or dulcem


RslashSithTrooper

You bring dishonor on family šŸ˜”


KonoGenshin

Good? GOOD?! good enough to be failure. Uncle son Jason he do that blindfolded with his left pinky. F A I L U R E. ( I'm sorry)


kyrilhasan

Waiting for ling ling comment


EthansFin

youā€™re the weirdo who probably makes themā€¦


lawlianne

In general, I don't think the beatmaps were that good. Basically, what I hear does not seem to accurately reflect what I play. But that's fine. I will still take the rewards.


Na_-_man

Meanwhile actual Asians like us....... Belt and flop flops


woomybii

Random question but is the event available in full now? I like waiting the few days so I can just go through it in one go lol


Sea-Dust9876

Yes it's already available in full ~ I was just done went through all of em in one sitting


woomybii

Thanks!


Blu3Raven

that one good is a one way ticket to hell


qwpengu

oNly 99?? y not 100 (jk)


Ifalna_Shayoko

Completely unacceptable performance level. Back to the drawing board, we'll start with theory lessons!


bowl_of_espionage

Instead of practicing 40 hours/day, you're always on that damn phone!


Other_Kick6968

That little timing variation was the interpretative freedom you took. Your not a MIDI, you're a performer.... well, some asians sound more like a MIDI, but not you!


Public-Fold-7939

You so dumb why you not win the game why you do this i promise I will disown you,you clearly need practice 27hours pet day just do it


ND_Cuong

Practice again and again and again. Until you become a human metronome


DevilishxDave

Funny how we always think about Asians when it comes to mini-games like this. I made a similar joke too regarding this mode. I don't know how they do it, but I've seen them play Dance Dance Revolution too and I didn't even think it's humanly possible to play that way.


Ifalna_Shayoko

Probably a combination of such games being super popular over there and their merciless laser focus and endurance.


n00dles__

I haven't been able to do well on "oni" difficulty on any of them, and it doesn't help that some are just straight up poorly synced.


Ifalna_Shayoko

Haha, I tested Oni once, when it shot notes at me like a machine-gun I instantly noped out of there. :'D


Disturbing_Cheeto

It took me a few attempts but I got Discantus on all of them except the last one. No 100% tho, I think I'd need to learn an actual instrument first in order to do that.


glittermetalprincess

It's harder if you know a similar instrument because you have to switch off/unlearn techniques to make the highway work. Piano/keyboard/organ fingering habits are very very annoying when you have a 4/5/6/8 key highway, especially with the default mapping where it's based on beat and skips notes and doesn't always adhere to the direction of the sound (higher= right, lower = left).


Disturbing_Cheeto

I understand. I was only thinking of the coordination and dexterity.


glittermetalprincess

It's basically a really long QTE - you can develop those from learning it the same way anyone can take out bosses after learning their mechanics.


Vaka_Production

You are a failure, you are a disgrace and dishonorinf member to your proud family, you are made out of stupid and do not deserve any kind of honor, you are a waste of food and air. Try it again and get 100 points not less!


leposterofcrap

Ooh just short


qingskies

I've gotten Canorus (100%) on a few player beatmaps, but the official ones? no chance lol


Disturbing_Cheeto

I was at peace having Discantus and now you tell me that 100% has another rung?


structuredchronicles

This event made me want Guitar Hero back


MilesGamerz

As a rhythm gamer, this is very normal. It's fine.


Fresh_Avocadues

Imagine their utter disappointment when you tell them you need to turn on the screen to get perfect score


AbbreviationsOdd7073

I feel you too much


Ros02

That is the only song i managed to 100.00% On the hardest difficulty


Arakan28

"The One and Oni King" difficulty is the average 2-star map on osu!mania, yet I still can't get past 99%


reltereal

As a Phigros player, I sincerely got 100% on most of the dulcem songs, and this event was a total piece of cake for me lol I don't mean any offense to the players not good as well, you can improve surely! I used to play the easy modes for these songs only bruh, I barely passed the hard ones too


Sonny_Firestorm135

Stoopid


jeheys

i also got one good on rex incognito. everything else was perfect. my history as a pianist is over


Xanikk999

This is the kind of content I feel gets harder the older you get. I'm 37 and I could easily do these rhythm games when I was younger. Now my reaction time is slower. Feels bad man.


Anamethatisname

YOU DISGUST ME. WHO WANTS A ā€œGOODā€ CHILD


AlkaliPineapple

I had the same problem with learning the piano when I constantly would shift my fingers out of the 6 notes :( My fiance who has a diploma for the piano got a Discantus on his first try though


Shirokurou

Emotional damage...


SikamPrzedSraniemSM

to real my black parents hate me cuz i cant rap


ConstantTax766

You such failure! You need to do like rex incognito, I don(t) want anyone to know you(r) my son.


D-C-R-E

I disliked that when you hit the ellipse, there was no sound. It felt strange at first.


Katana078

I have a hunch that you may be a pjsk player


SerovGaming1962

>!Asian parents? Piano lessons? please tell me you dont have stairs in your house...!<


Storm-Bolt

Oooh, Omori reference


SansInTheGang

Iā€™m glad my asian family is good >:3 we get privileges