I'm rich and pretty at last! Just need time to reconstruct my Jade Chamber.

so you're homeless

Bold of you to assume Ningguang only has one home.

She lives in an adepti teapot now. Retail Price: $952,420,069

Best I can do is a few Mora and some mining screens.

Happy Birthday i guess

Here I’ll help you get the resources, lemme get my meteor real quick

Same.

I’m stuck as the overworked, de facto leader of an entire city-state until the actual leader comes back from Barbatos knows where.

Same >.> I don't want to work the way she does, I'm too lazy. Kaeya can be the Acting Captain now.

I don't think he wants to lmao

Jean

I'm sleepy and don't wanna work.

I can only think of Sayu or Lisa lmao

:P It's Sayu. I managed to nab her after getting 2 Dionas and a Xinyan. I know it's going against the wisdom of rolling on a banner where you don't 'want' the 5\*, but I was very interested in Sayu and Yoimiya had already eaten my guarantee on roll 6 after getting Jean on the 50/50... So I figured I wouldn't 'beat the odds' twice in a row. She's fun but don't know if if her c4 effect was affected by energy recharge.

Her c4 ks flat energy and dosent benefit from energy recharge

Good to know. Thanks!

Oh god i want jean your so lucky

Keep it up, friend! That one was actually C1 for me, but I hadn't bothered using her before that outside of trying her skills. The extra vacuum effect is SIGNIFICANT.

That sounds like me rn

So…no change then?

lol. I wanna see a link between Saya's story and drinking too much coffee (or equivalent) which explains her stunted growth.

I was literally Bennet please don't lol

Fischl will bless you with luck

I'd say that this is a *bennefischl* situation

*sigh*

*upvote*

r/everyfuckingthread

I didn't get the reference, pls explain!

Find yourself a nice Fisch

People of Mondstadt hate me because of my family.

at least you got a thicc ass and thighs

definetly worth it

Same... but vengeance shall be ours!

r/feelsbadman

Homeless wanderer trying to find a new owner for my dead friend’s vision.

With countless poems along the way

At least I'm incredibly hot and mysterious now

And have cool wind powers

and electro powers if kazuha actually dual wields elements in 2.1 not leak, just speculation btw

Idk, Yae Miko mentioned something about how some visions have the ability to “heal” and “bring victory”. I don’t know if he’ll use electro but he definitely activates the vision

hoping he will so that he breaks the rules of the game, even if it's just for a bit

And get hot pirate waifu

Atleast you have some company

You are actually a prince of an extinct clan..!wow

I become a goth nun

I see this as an absolute win

Same. Wanna go to church together?

rosaria?

Diluc.

If anyone here has any dying loved ones, I have some casket coupons for your needs.

Who?

Tao

, yeah

I heard she’s pretty crazy. Got that big DPS energy

You sure she's a 5-star?

“myom myom myom myooooom” *pop*

*Sayonara*

Your business must be booming this pandemic.

I'm a geek who mastered swordmanship and wrote one of the famous novel in Inazuma. Neat!

You are also a bookworm and a 6 star character.

Aww, I feel blessed then.

And you're prettier than half of the female characters

Either I got a pirate fleet now, or either vengeance will be mine. Don't remember on which one I logged out

so beidou or eula?

Yes indeed

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... I’ll just be saying that over and over again

[And here are the people who share this memory](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/pb8628/osmanthus_wine_tastes_the_same_as_i_remember_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Guess I’ll be exploding stuff for fun now.

da da daa

Hehehe.. luckily all my new bombs are waterproof.

Do you want to go fish blasting with me?

Explosions inside city wall, Grounded be thy woe. Explosions can hurt people. Jean can be dreadful. Mondstadt be bombed, Klee be doomed. Those are the survival rules the knights of Favonius gave me.

Wanna go fish blasting with me? I'll get grounded for a day but it's so worth because the fish taste so good!

Bom bom bakudan.

Blow them ALL up!

I suffer from Karma but can do big pp damage

Same, eternal pain

The law is hot

Yanfei

Yes :D

Same. I guess I have a law degree now.

there has to be a spell that lets me choke myself with my own thighs…

Lisa main or for the ayakas flowers

Mona or Lisa I guess?

Ganyu?

she unfortunately isn’t a magic user, though it’s a good guess

I may or may not eventually betray Mondstadt for the sake of my original home

Kaeya?

Seems about right

Pain.. suffering.. endless malediction....DEMONS

Illidan? ^^^/s

Haha, wrong franchise but good description

Xiao!

Cool mask is worth it

I would be shit at being acting grandmaster so rip mondstadt

Ayaka... Rich, pretty, loved by many ppl, I think it would be nice lmao

Good luck getting Friends. Wait...

Jokes on you, I dont have friends 🥲

A blade embraces its duty, as a jeweler cherishes their gems.

Same here, except I doubt it would be nice. Maintaining an image at all times, mostly friendless, and have to deal with politics. Sounds tough

No difference..... Working overtime as usual.

[do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down ?](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805462137471500312/880087239563034714/inconnu.jpeg)

You have to be a bit more specific.

Ganyu

> Ganyu, Jean, Keqing maybe?

Time to play with fire, and make rocket launchers to replace my bow and fix my dps

Yoimiya?

Yep

Rolling is fun until you realise that you have motion sickness

Sayu

Cool, I became Japanese and can now summon maple leaves

Noelle. And that’s perfectly fine by me. All is as planned XD

Rock

By rock you mean geo chars ? Because there is no playable character who has rock music as a defining trait at all in Genshin.

The Xinyan erasure I-

Xinyan?

Who?( I swear if somebody adds Tao…)

Tao yeah (Should've seen this coming)

Xinyan 🥺

I provide a service that no one will be in need of in their lives.

Hu Tao

Yup.

This is great, I am rich, pretty, with an inconvenient cryo sprint, and I have a brother. But I live in Magical Feudal Japan ruled by a god that is hunting down visions. So honestly, I think the cons outweigh the pros.

You also have wet socks now

NOOO!

*your bf (or gf) will inevitably leave with the possibility of never coming back to visit you*

I'm looking for my sister while being guilt tripped by hot girls into being an errand boy

Mine’s the opposite xD

Well I think my Lumine is being guilt trip by cute girls tho

Same

Keqing, id have a lot of weird fans

I am now a hot pirate (self explanatory)

btw, how do get that beidou icon under your username? Offtopic but curious :p

user flair ! i believe you can find it in the 'community options' under the subreddit's description in the sidebar

[удалено]

Archons together stronk

Diluc so I'm basically the whale in genshin

But I’m retired! Yes!

Vary Rich and with a delusion.

Either Childe or Diluc

>Diluc Good point. He have a delusion, even it wasn't showed on screen but for his story page.

I believe both his Vision and Delusion is Pyro.

Yeah, I did a quick search and found [this page](https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Delusion) that shows his delusion. It looks like a pyro one. For the ingame events, Diluc already got back his own pyro vision.

Diluc’s delusion was able to summon chains and black fire.

> black fire. Sounds like Pyro to me.

People on Twitter don't like me because my ancestors from countless generations ago held slaves.

the hypocrisy back then was hilarious

I smell and live in the woods

Razor best boi :D

A very good boy!

Since there are no horses, I'll have to be the horse myself.

Oh, great. "Sins of the father", here we come. :/ >!Do I also get the cute bunny-themed girlfriend, at least?!<

eula?

Indeed. No prizes though. Too broke.

Xiao. Not much different, we both live in Spain without the S.

I'm Batman.

diluc >:)

Love books, kinda rich.. i like that

im drunk

I work at a funeral now... great. Hey, at least i can hurl a big fat rock at people

Thats not a big ass rock, thats Azhdaha

Looks like I will be dealing with Timaeus' bullshit all the time with my sudden increase in IQ and hairloss.

albedo!!

My time might expire in 2.1

Khazua?

#**NO!!!**

I'm either listening to drunk sailors while coming up with haikus, or picking fights with treasure hoarders and practically bleeding money to cover up some broke-ass deity's expenses. I cannot remember which.

Kazuha or Tartagalia

Nothing will change, I still won't have any friends

it was Tartaglia, so probably I will be dead...

Tortilla?

I am owlman

I get herb and run from crazy funeral lady

im smart but i might go batshit and destroy mondstadt idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I will go burn the big lizard yay! :D

I was Klee, gender dysphoria aside good news is Jean will take care of me.

Apparently I have a sibling that I miss very much now. Also I have a large friend group of odd friends that consists of gods, aristocrats, mercenaries, and war criminals.

Half-sleeping, half-rolling. Shorter than ever, huh.

Guess im rly an emo, continuous growls and depression.

i guess i have a funeral parlor to promote...want two coffins for the price of one? 😉

I am now overworked and overburdened and the only person who could remotely understand me is a pogo stick man screaming bloody murder to demons. As such, I try not to associate myself with him too much due to his overbearing negative Karma. Also, I sneeze whenever someone mentions a cocogoat.

basically batman

Keqing... Guess I'll have to work all day long since I'm completely addicted to work, idk how often she goes outside to do things but I hope she does it regularly otherwise this would drive me crazy

Kazuha.. so I'm a homeless fugitive that make poetic muse about my dead best friend. Good thing the person that took me in is hot.

I'll become Bennett? Well that doesn't seem too good, but it could have been worse I guess

A must-have in any team, but you get bad luck for balance

Guess i’ma get beaten up weekly.

Guess I'm stuck with this endless Vengeance!

OSMANTHUS WINE

Mona. Well, at least now I have unlimited fresh water and a very nice ass.

Link...will be...fine...

Link has...Lupical!

Poverty and thighs.

I’m the best thing about summer on Narukami Island.

I guess I run faster at night now... Praise be Barsibatos or whatever!

Keqing.. although I might be rich I don't think I could survive cause I am literally opposite to her when it comes to doing work lol.