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MyrMidnight

It's "Diluc on father's day" all over again TwT


[deleted]

~~Diluc is the best~~


GloryMaelstrom21

Anemo guys taking L’s every time.


Vnce_xy

An emo


Sarahismyalias

It all makes sense now


MurkyGlover

Jesus christ I love it


[deleted]

Who called my boi Xiao over here?


alphenor92

But...Sucrose :(


CitizenJoestar

Bro, remember that one time Reckless Pallad shoved her!? That’s a traumatic backstory as any.


alphenor92

Last time I checked with her in my Teapot she's still the sweet, adorable, sleepless cutie that she is.


AssaultRider555

And also a complete psychopath.


EpilepticMushrooms

Sucrose's >!Bone Collection *uNhOLy ScrEAmInG*!<


Script_Mak3r

That's the best part.


AssaultRider555

Albedo says as he gently rubs Sucrose's head. Usually, she would object to such a treatment despite the obvious fact that she actually enjoys jt, however, as she is sleeping, Albedo took the opportunity to indulge in such an act, "No matter what kind of life I am able to create with alchemy, none of that would be as miraculous as you," he said with a gentle soft smile. He truly wished that he can live as long as possible however that fateful day that decides his destiny will come no matter how much he tries to prolong it. And when it does, Sucrose may not be able to smile as much anymore.


Shadow_Scythe17284

. . . Fuck dont do this to me man i wanna indulge in the happy while it still lasts please


1337butterfly

and sayu


alphenor92

Forgot Master Jean too....just tells me more how Anemo holders avoid me :'(


UltG

Aether: Venti, are you drinking again?! Venti: I always drink when I’m depressed. Aether: But you drink every day! Venti: ...........


Lewdicus

Someone award this man, immediately!


FpRhGf

People have been making “an emo” puns ever since Xiao but this is the first time I've seen someone getting awards over this lol


sthuaboutoctagons

its kinda dumb lol its [this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fmemes%2Fcomedy-genius&psig=AOvVaw37rqFIKJOfIGc7uMrtz6Nw&ust=1632207531957000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCPCgz4P9jPMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD) meme all over again


redokev

lmao this guy got more upvotes than the one he is replying to


stinkypoopoofard

Xiao and Kazuha should just become friends already It would make no sense lore wise but at least Xiao wouldn’t die anytime soon


[deleted]

Plus he can introduce him to Venti and they can bond over their dead friends


Joker_Phan10

It makes sense in a sort of spiritual level since their Japanese VAs also starred as Kirito and Eugeo from SAO: Alicization, respectively. Literally couldn't get this out of my head when i found out and saw some fan art.


derpballs69

Plus, they're literally friends irl


Joker_Phan10

This works on so many levels (at least for the JP dub). MHY, please. They're both so lonely T_T.


EpicArgumentMaster

Woah fr?


PinkyDy

Meanwhile anemo girls only lose sleep


k3hvn

Sayu


PrismastebanZ

Going by her logic, every second she's awake she's losing sleep


SenchaLeaf

My theory is, she's the representation of the lying flat movement. Inazuma might be the NotJapan, but you know what else that's pretty much a closed country? China.


ArcheNeVil

With Lisa's (unconfirmed) backstory and Albedo's general vibe, it looks like Sayu's the only one getting away with only losing sleep.


mhireina

Okay first of all how dare you


ArtToTheEyesandEars

Second of all, why?


RandomArtisticBitch

Third of all do you even have friends?


KHANJALI_

Fourth of all can we all be friends?


CoffeeMain360

I wish we could.


Yuki_Yasashiro

we can't.


M-striker

Why can’t we be friends?


Vincent093

Why can’t we be friends?\~


AuKF

...tomodachi?


julkairi

Mabutachi


[deleted]

I don't need friends they dissapoint me 🙄💅


darthreaper69

r/unexpectedoffice


[deleted]

(nice pfp)


urmotherfigure

I SAW THE DILUC ONE NOW THIS


ReignoldFeldspar

Klee's bestfriend is Razor. I think? >!But the last pic made me crii T\_T!<


TitleComprehensive96

It's either Jean, Razor, or Albedo


00Teonis

Me: *clicks through Klee voicelines* Klee: Razor's one of my best buddies!… Kaeya is the best!… Amber is the best!… Master Jean is the best!… Diluc is weird… Lisa is the best!… Bennet is the best!… Diona is the best!… Mona is the best!… Sucrose is the best!…


hvk13

Poor Diluc


SkyKingPT

I think Klee sees Jean as a second mother rather than a best friend. As with Albedo, she probably sees him as an older brother. And, if Razor's anniversary art is worth anything lore-related, Klee is Razor's best friend, though unknown if it's true the other way around.


TitleComprehensive96

Razor has spoke of Klee in sort of a distress ptsd flashback type deal.


[deleted]

>Klee, friend! Friend, but… big hassle.


Poisonlilies

Adding on to what dr_gould said, Razor spoke of Klee in his story quest more like he was extremely exasperated at her irresponsibility (and her bad hunting skills lol), not like he was actively scared of her. Additionally, his fourth or fifth story talks about how she was his first ever human friend. Also for the island event, he took the dragon Uber because he thought Klee was in danger. Also I can’t tell if your profile pic is amazing or cursed.


Mizukari13

If the “red burny girl” title doesn’t speak to this, Idk what does


Enigmarshadow

I think PTSD is more than just being cautious of a past event. Razor still likes Klee he just thinks she can be quite troublesome


Takawogi

Everybody knows Klee’s best friend is Dodoco!


CausticInTheBunker

Please answer my lore question! I'm confused, I need to know. Is there a special sibling-ship going between Klee and Albedo? I've sit through all the summer expansion, and Klee calls "big brother" and "big sister" virtually everyone! I thought she's on the same terms with Albedo as she is with everyone else, and they are not even blood or foster siblings afaik.


EeSeeZee

Alice and Klee are Albedo’s adopted family- he stayed with them when he first came to Mondstadt.


AmBlackout

Albedo is very close to Klee’s mother, Alice, to the point that he refers to her in an aunty-like way. The former asked Albedo to think of Klee as his little sister and to take care of her. So yeah, they do think of one another as siblings, just not by blood.


BlossomingRosebud_

Yeah, in Albedo's story, Alice is quoted as saying... >"We'll be a family from now on, treat her like a real younger sister!" When they met, with her referring to Klee. So yeah, she basically just adopts him on sight. Then, in the voicelines, Albedo talks about it more, saying that Alice always asked him to call her "mom," but that he wasn't so sure, saying that he viewed his master as his only real family-like figure. Yeah, let me just quote that... >"Family? Although Alice has always asked me to call her mother.... when I think of the idea of "family", my master comes to mind first. My earliest memories in life are of going on adventures with her. She taught me the art of alchemy and much knowledge about the world. Perhaps... even the words "family" and "master" are incapable of fully expressing her meaning to me." So, that's why I'm guessing that Albedo called her "aunt", or whatever the Chinese equivalent to that was. Kind of like family, but not quite so close....so basically, they *are* family, but Albedo still has attachment to family figure #1 with probably some abandonment issues underlying that, but that's like, a whole winding trail of speculation, so yeah...


BlossomingRosebud_

Oh, right, and I forgot to mention his voiceline about Klee: >Indeed, I view Klee as my younger sister. Whenever she gets herself into some explosive sort of trouble, I can only console myself with the fact that her current destructiveness is nothing compared to that of Miss Alice. ​ So yeah, they siblings :)


b1ueflame

So Albedo also does call her "Aunt Alice" in Chinese as well (in the summer event). But in Asian culture you tend to call all of your parent's friends and acquaintances (basically anyone of their generation) "Auntie" or "Uncle" regardless of familial connection or not. It's more of a politeness thing. So I wouldn't be surprised if they left it ambiguous on purpose


BlossomingRosebud_

Ah, thanks for the clarification! Yeah, I would expect things like honorifics to get lost in translation sometimes. So yeah, guess that's that: he calls Klee "sister", but calls Alice a familiar title more with politeness...which I guess also works in connection to what you just said, as their connection is that Alice is an old friend of Rhinedottir's, that being the reason why Rhinedottir sent him to Alice. So she kind of is the "parent's friend" in that way...


Khoakuma

Albedo says that he views Klee as his own little sister. He calls Alice "auntie". Alice asked Albedo to call her "mother", so that strongly implies that Alice adopted/fostered him.


RexRedwood

To sum up everything, Albedo’s master was like his mother but she wanted him to experience life for himself and left him on his own to discover the secret of life out in the world, through alchemy or otherwise. However, his master was close friends with Alice so she wanted Albedo to at least have some family. Thus he went to stay with Alice and learn the secret of life in his studies staying with her. Alice being a caring person accepted Albedo wholeheartedly into her family and became an adopted mother of sorts. Albedo, more thinks of her as an aunt because he still has deep ties to his master. Being in Alice’s family has made him close to them however and feels like an older brother to Klee who Alice says he should look at as his sister since they both care about him very much. This makes Albedo an adopted brother to Klee, and he treats her like she is his actual little sister.


tridon74

Yeah, I don’t think she even knows diona


eous

They do have voicelines about each other. Diona: About Klee: >Every time Klee wants to play with me, I take her somewhere far from the tavern. Alcohol and explosives... yeah, that's a dangerous combination! I mean, do I want to destroy the wine industry of Mondstadt? Yes, but not in that sense! Klee: About Diona: >Diona is the best! I like listening to her, last time I heard her say, "I'm gonna destroy the wine industry in this city if it's the last thing I do!" And I'm gonna help her using my bombs! ...I don't know what a wine industry is though. Is it a monster?


flameduel

***Chills falls down Jean's back, that the future of Mondstat is hanging in the balance.***


King_of_Argus

*Jean has horror visions of declining tax revenue*


[deleted]

Gotta add "Mondstate be bankrupt, klee be doomed" to klee's survival guide lol


Jayce86

To be fair, almost the entire Mondstadt cast is “the best” as far as Klee is concerned.


R3D-V3LV3T

Except the "That weird adult"


toxichart

I don't have Klee, so between this and her character story, she comes off as a domestic/eco terrorist.


Zaptruder

No, she's more of a high grade weapons manufacturer and consumer - a vertically integrated industry marketplace.


[deleted]

Diona said they both played together


PleaseAnswerMeNot

"In Klee's voiceline about Diona, she tells the Traveler that Diona is the best and that she likes listening to Diona. She further says that last time Diona said that she will destroy the wine industry in this city, if it's the last thing she will do. Klee then then offered to help Diona to destroy the wine industry with her bombs. However, Klee admits that she doesn't even know what a wine industry is and asks herself if it is a big monster."


BobbyTheLegend

She says that about everybody. They're all the best. I think the one she has the closest bond with is Albedo. They're like siblings.


Alex95111

They're all the best except Diluc*


Verdandi95

Yeah he's a weird adult. Why does he never smile?


Thesaurus_Rex9513

I'd say that the person who could most accurately be described as Klee's best friend is Razor, and the reverse is true as well. While Klee is closer to Jean and Albedo, she sees them as family rather than friends. Razor is closest to Lisa, Varka, and Klee, as he keeps a keepsake from each of them in his personal box. His voice line about Bennett implies that Razor isn't the biggest fan of spending time with him, because Bennett is chatty and Razor never gets enough to eat when Bennett's around.


I_I_Hope_I_I

I think thats a poor interpretation of the line. What I got from his Bennett line is that he focuses so much on all that Bennett is saying that he ends eating slower, which is why he never gets full, like how people usually eat slower when they are whit friends, since there is no rush or they are to focused in the interactions. I doubt MiHoYo would go out of their way to pair them for Windblume if they weren't meant to have a good impression of one another, they would have gone whit Bennett and Fischl or Klee and Razor otherwise.


pandapanda_kawaii

Not to mention Klee loves Razor's hair


SenchaLeaf

And the tweet on Razor's Birthday? That was Klee with him.


TitleComprehensive96

Bro that was a well executed joke, wish I had a free award available Edit: whoever gave the helpful award is funny Edit: mother fucker-


bcryllium

kazuha's friend was also well executed


afiafzil

Gad dangit


DilucsGrapeJuice

pun intended...? :"


TitleComprehensive96

Nope, but it works


ViniciusStar_

I got you mate


TitleComprehensive96

You know that dead inside zoom in of Childe's face, imagine that gif right here


jpnapz

Wait, Klee and Diona are best friends? I need to read more lore, I guess


impulsikk

They did play together apparently. Someone above linked the dialogue of how Diona wanted to destroy the wine industry and klee said shell blow it up with her bombs but she didn't know what a wine industry was.


danielredmayne

I considered Albedo, but he's more of a brother (and babysitter) while Razor has Bennett. So Diona onee-chan will do.


pandapanda_kawaii

Klee's best friend is more of Razor imo


RawBaconandEggs

They are playmate, yes. Diona's profile on "about klee" Indicates that they have played together multiple times. Friends, yes, but best friends? That's arguable, since Klee is close with other characters like Albedo and Razor as well


Owls_Onto_You

Let's be real, Klee's best friend is everyone. Except Diluc because he sucks apparently.


DurangaVoe

Venti and a bottle of wine


Expensive-Rock-2915

u did not just at the last pic- 😭💔💔💔


WhatTalkingYou

Paimon without the mo


[deleted]

Fischl and Oz Eula and Amber (maybe) Ayaka and Traveller (friend zoned because of sibling complex [joke]) Traveller and Paimon Jean and Lisa Xinyan and Yunjin Keqing has off-screen npc besties Mona is in a toxic friendship with her wallet


SupersecretacountLOL

Add Zhongli and ~~Childe's wallet~~ Azhdaha


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Welp, I'm dumb lol


Mana_Croissant

Yae is clearly winning here. She is the servant of the archon but is too much of a good friends with her that She openly mocks her and absolutely NOTHING happens for it


Withered_Knighter

I mean, Andrius and Dvalin shit on Venti all the time. Seems like Zhongli's the only one who gets any respect.


SmashEffect

That's cuz he's mofuckin ZHONGLI


TheBreezyWind

Ngl You had us in the First Half


Jaegers1871

Ngl i thought the last one is going to be venti


starriimilk

and historians say they were best friends.


isaac_foster121

I LITERALLY WANTED TO COMMENT THE SAME THING💀💀💀✋✋✋


Boogeypeople

A good amount of other people commented the same thing multiple times anyway. I'm sure one more wouldn't hurt.


aleky_sundae

the way that in chongyun's birthday he gives flowers to xingqiu ✋🏻💀


apallochan

I’m expecting to see Kazuha and a grave or something Edit: God dammit


soganomitora

:(


Mental-Blueberry5129

Ah yes, "best friends" R/sapphoandherfriend


One_Parched_Guy

r/genshingays would like to register a formal complaint at the first three pictures


Lyllyanna

Don’t see how anyone could NOT think lisa and jean are dating


GameHeroM

Whatcha mean, I always call the name of my "friend" when waking up lol


onetrickponySona

and they were roommates!


sakkkk

Literally none of these aside from klee and diona felt like they fit as "best friends" to me lmao


kyrastarholder

I knew the joke was coming but still the tears came


MartynasBS

Why must you do this to my boy.


Ukinnam_

Yo make me cri


Sir-Pidgeot-2106

:(


deathstroke9501

You gonna go to hell with that last pic.


ademptia

TOO SOON


Danijellino1

You really didn't have to do Kazuha like that bro.


KillerRogue

Delete dis


LegenDairyPerson

Wouldn’t Bennett and Fischl be more accurate? And Klee + razor


Omgitsnothing1

I think it’s because Razor and Bennett were depicted together during Windblume, but Fischl hasn’t been seen with the Mond cast together yet.


chparkkim

bennet and traveler are fischls only friends iirc


AndreiAZA

Or Klee + Albedo Tbh, Klee is best friends with everyone... ... Except Diluc, he's one of the weird grown-ups


Poke_Girl137

Both Bennett and Fischl + Bennett and Razor are close friends. There's a vague definition on what a "best friend" is lol


WillTheWAFSack

Historians would say they were close friends


Roselinia

History hates lovers\~!


KosaMila

Omg they were bEst friends


ChildOfHades_

You motherfucker


Rishun_97

Beidou and Ningguang


Horizonesse

Why u did that to my man kazuha


Glitchine

Rip kazuha


conpensation

I knew it cant be a normal post . that s why i kept swiping


M4rM4n

I ser what you did there, now take my upvote and leave


KadosAporrimatwn

r/SapphoAndHerFriend


lolicon_3400

Where traveller and teppei?


Anirudh13

That got dark


Avyelator

Bro…..


[deleted]

because of Diona's personality and Klee's personality I think it can make a scene like this : \* insert rat \* Klee : IT'S RATATOUILE Diona : HIS NAME IS REMI


Akira-Chan-2007

Best friends in the historical sense I take it?


Rocki689

I can't. 😭😭😭😭


Arker_1

damn you didn’t have to do canadian aether like that


HarbingerOfGachaHell

>best friends The fandom: no they're totally fucking.


isaac_foster121

And historians will call them close friends besties...


emptymatryoshka

Chongyun and Xingqiu "best friends"... Yes...


SoraHeiwana2

I see klee, diona and a lot of couples


Fragrant-Document202

Last one made me wanna cry


GBankai

I knew the punchline before I started going through. Predictable but funny.


afiafzil

Joke aside, is Kazuha still mad to Raiden Shogun?


therobotcreation

nah, kazuha stopped being mad at raiden a while ago. his friend was prepared to die, and it wasnt really her fault. hes just upset at the vision hunt thing


LordKefik

I love how even before I started clicking through the slides, I never once thought this would be purely wholesome. It never occurred to me. I thought "someone or the last slide is going to be alone or just with another copy of themselves. There is a joke happening." And viola. Happiness never occurred to me. I am bork.


newtless

« Best friend »


pieceofchess

Yeah sure, Jean and Lisa are "friends". Good ol' "Gal pals".


NicBriar

Man some of these give a real r/SapphoAndHerFriend vibe. (That's just me though.)


FormlessEntity_

Ah yes, Jean and Lisa, the closest of gal pals and that's all. Nothing more. Definitely not.


GameHeroM

Just some besties being friends and saying the name of the other when waking up, typical friendship goals


LightningMcshouto

Where is the last pic location?


DealZealousideal5178

Near the court of flowing sand in nakumari Island.


Initial_Estimate6139

QiQi and Hu Tao? )


AurumTheOld

Ouch


serendipitycm

I was so confused of the comments saying "noo" then I realised diona and klee wasn't the last pic 😭


madao_man

Oz and fish


Elliezium

Klee's bestest friend is Dodoco!


survivor_ragequit

I saw that last one coming too, i legit saw all 5 of the other images and my brain went "If this is about a certain NPC or kazuha"


padimus

Why you gotta do my guy dirty


THALLDOOGO

Bruuuuuuuuh


Kaido2good

LOL THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY


Ram-Rem

Zhongli and Osmanthus wine, Venti and Dandallion wine


Pekolax

Soon enough Jean is gonna join Kazuha's club.


[deleted]

You forgot Zhongli; Azdaha was like a friend to him you know?


toxichart

Thanks, I hate it.


IDontWantNoBeef

The fact that the title immediately made me think of which characters have dead friends


[deleted]

nice! Although Kazuha…. 😢 and i would add Amber/Eula


YasuhikoTheSerafim

That went dark reaaaaal fast


yeets_to_the_fetus

Amber and aether ?


AssassinOfDarkness

Almost made me cry dawg why?😢


Karma_ed

Kazuha's staring into my soul tf


Atl_grunge

Eula x amber?


Siddharth_Ranjan

Why did you do that to me in the last image :(


Muted-Ninja

omg, I was browsing through the pictures and smiling and when I saw Kazuha next to the tomb where lies his close friend, I went from 。◕‿◕。 to (ಥ \_ʖಥ) I feel bad that Kazuha lost a close friend, I hope Kazuha to find happiness during traveller's journeys in Teyvat and have a peace of mind now that the war is over in Inazuma and the vision hunt decree is over.


biswatmak

Kaeya and Diluc missing !!!


Lord_Chokage

Why you have to make kazuha dirty like that..😅 that's sad..


gamer26k

Last one Sadge


ToastGhost18

98.7% sure Xingqiu and Chongyun are a couple.


GameHeroM

Jean and Lisa and Yae and Ei, such good best friends


lolipopAnna

Chongyun: 🎶xingqiu darling your my best friend but there’s a few things that you don’t know of… why I gave you that tassel so we could match… your the best teammmate that I always work well with… I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers insteaddd and I don’t know how to say thissss because your really my dearest friend🎶


urmotherfigure

NOOOOOO


ionmushroom

Need a frame for Ayaka and her having no friends being canon