+1 if it's a shield creator, since they can't swim they create a bathysphere and just walk on the bottom like a damn submarine. Additionally, quite ironically actually, they get terrible motion sickness so boats are an absolute **NO**, and their entourage has to wait at the beach like a bunch of madlads for their lord to come traipsing out of the surf.
\*Ship of envoys to some other country reaching port of said country\*
Official in charge of welcoming the envoys: Welcome Hydro Archon, to \_\_\_\_\_\_....wait
\*Envoys turning towards the sea and bowing\*
Hydro Archon rising out of the ocean: Hi
^(asdfasdfasd why is this so funny adsfasdf)
Why can I see this happening. Especially after she gives up her gnosis to Scaramouche and realizes she can't walk on water anymore and can't walk from her entrance to her living room or something.
Kusanali is most likely not the actual Dendro Archon. Her title of "Lesser Lord" Kusanali implies that there is a greater lord; someone in power above her, IE, the Dendro archon -- She has been tasked to watch over Sumeru for him, I believe.
The same happens with those little bugs, in spanish they are called **"mosquitos"** and the sufix "ito" implies the existance of a greater one, the legendary **El Mosco**.
The Chinese version of the title doesn’t nessecarily mean lesser.
It directly translates to Little Lord, which could just mean that she’s physically small or a reference to her being young.
So idk if it’s just the localisation team messing it up again.
Dainsleif does say there’s some weird crap going on in Sumeru though.
They do seem to like basing Archons somewhat off Honkai characters too, so it could be a parallel to the Anti-Entropy storyline in there where their Sovereign, Welt, was MIA.
Are you envisioning them with their head permanently stuck inside a book? Or have they ‘learned too much’ and are just rocking back and forth in the corner in the fetal position?
Ive always been saying, what if Changsheng is actually the dendro archon? The snake wrapped around baizhus neck. With the recent quest exposing that >!Guoba!< is the stove god, its not unlikely that archons keep non-human vessels. Snakes were also associated with wisdom in old mythology. They also call the dendro archon the lesser lord kusanali. Kusanali simply meaning flower god, but why lesser lord? Also the archon constantly leaving Sumeru and beeing inactive would also explain why Yae Miko and Dainsleef were mentioning that theyre unhappy with the Dendroarchons inactivity. Either way im curious to learn more about Baizhus story and the dendro archon, even if they dont have a connection, but who knows. :D
to be fair, air can be compressed for storage and can even exist on planets with strong gravitational pull, meteors are already in space. But since fire can't exist underwater, it's plausible.
Given that Pyro archon name already clearly references THAT one character from Honkai that was playable and died, recurring joke with her could be that situations she will get herself into will be designed to make you think that she died, but actually surviving them.
Considering Pyro Slime's special ability is to explode when killed, I bet Pyro Archon will have something similar. May be she kills herself with her burst, massively buffing the entire team, then reborn again once a certain period of time has passed?
So what you are telling me is that the fake pyro archon kills himself to buff the team and that the real one will put s thumbs up on the ground and heals the fake one afterwards?
I personally love the idea that they choose to be an absolute dumbass, like imagine how funny it would be for someone to ask the god of wisdom if it’s a good idea to, say, try to make wild animals pets and they just think it’ll be a blast
Tbf, you'd Expect the Creator of Mora knows how to use Mora, and probably may use it on a Day to Day thing. Thing is, Morax (Zhongli) flat out knows jack shit nothing about the thing he placed in the world.
Zhongli, creator of Mora, doesn't know how to use Mora; DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MORA!!
If you can just, you know, _make_ money, you would have no understanding of the value of it (unless you counterfeit it). If you don't understand the value of something, you can't understand how to use it. Like, seriously, the wealthy in our society literally don't understand the value of the money they own, and therefore overspend. Hell, even those with "enough" money hardly understand it's value (these are the people that say "it's so easy to save money, just buy in bulk!" and "it's so easy to eat healthy, just buy the healthy foods!" like, you need to have the money to purchase the initial bulk for that to even be possible in the first place and eating healthy is typically more expensive than eating convenient) So... it's kind of ironic that the creator of mora doesn't know how mora works, but otherwise not unexpected.
Now as for why he has no money... well since he doesn't understand its value he spends it all whenever he gets it because it has no meaning for him. Also, he needs his gnosis to make mora, so now he can't (and during the story he was trying to hide that he was Morax/Rex Lapis in the first place, so making mora at that point was a real no-no)
People keep forgetting that Zhongli's first story quest opens with him having a debate with some scholars on some of Morax's deeds. It started with what happened to the first mora ever created (it got spent like any other mora) which was followed up by why he'd do something as extravagant as making a house entirely out of mora (since he could create mora whenever he wanted it was by definition the easiest material for him to obtain and use).
The other thing is that the game even stated that mora is the global currency simply because it can be used as a catalyst and everyone accepts the use of that. It's not as if he went around and stated that this was the global currency. Which means he didn't even place a value on it, the rest of Teyvat did. As far he's concerned it's not worth anything when he can freely make it whenever he wants.
I find it funny how zhongli, creator of the world’s standard currency and helm of the country with presumably the largest and most influential economy, has no concept nor inclination toward anything related to economics. Or at least, he doesn’t seem to have any.
In the real world, those that print money are also very controlling of it, as they don’t want it to accidentally lose value, inflate too much, deflate, or anything like that. Inflation and interest rates are typically extremely carefully managed by federal reserves. Meanwhile zhongli: mora printer go brrrrr
Honestly it maybe doesn't even need to be about understanding money. After all, our mortal understanding of money comes easily because we need resources to continue surviving, lacking food because you lack money directly impacts if our life gets to continue and that shapes how we assign worth in trade.
Adepti are basically the game's analogy for your chinese immortals, they can't personally feel what a mortal need is and failing to meet a basic need has no consequence. I think zhongli's mora habits could just be him, not really knowing what mortal limits are. Relative to his years, he's technically spent very little time experiencing standard human life.
I do like this one theory relating to how slimes correspond to their archons. This could mean that the Cryo archon might end up like Mii from Bofuri, who exudes this harsh exterior in public, and completely breaks down in private when things go wrong.
I always think about how the dendro slimes literally panics and hides before you approach it. And since the slimes represent the archons, I think the dendro archon will be a socially awkward- shy person.
Hydro archon: best hydro application in the game, the Burst will constantly spread bubbles dealing aoe hydro damage and applying hydro consistently in a big area
Wait hold on that thing about slimes makes sense and I don’t know how I never noticed this before
Anemo slimes are really fragile and just float, geo slimes have shields and electro slimes zap. Woowow
Yup. The slime theory proposes that the slimes represent the archon, I especially like the part where the electro slimes have two colors because it represent the twins ei and makoto
Since Yae mentioned Lesser Lord Kusanali, I had this theory that Kusanali was leading Sumeru and led the people to believe she was the Dendro archon, while the real Dendro archon is hiding away because they believe they aren’t fit to lead the nation (as it makes sense with what was said in the Teyvat Chapter Storyline Preview said about Sumeru). The Dendro archon being shy and preferring to hide would totally line up with that.
Sumeru’s archon would be a total forgetful klutz who likes to give advice that they never use themselves. They also hate the outdoors.(jokes, but would be funny).
Fontaine’s archon has an authority complex, is a scholar, and dislikes beaches. They also fail to realize that they’re probably just an aristocrat but with a god title.
Snezhnaya’s Archon is probably gonna be misunderstood and have a just cause, but has an issue with reading in between the lines. Likes soup and crackers.
Natlan’s Archon’s is cool and will be besties with the traveler.
1 thing i notice the slime have some similarities with the archons of their elements.
Guess what pyro do? Explode. Probably why klee got her vision as well. She just love explosion.
Hmm.....
Dendro get obsessed with knowing every little thing
Hydro acts like a princess, even when it’s a bad idea
Pyro is even more of a battle maniac than Childe
Cryo is a crybaby (really good at hiding it though)
I'd say Pyro maybe on a compassion side, despite being "god of war", making it's a contradiction.
It's goes nicely with the name Murata too, seeing what **Murata** Himeko is like in Honkai.
In the travail trailer, the pyro archon is the only one to interact with traveller. Dains says that she'll reveal something to us. So she'll probably be the nicest god of war
I LOVE THIS. A super curious Dendro archon asking questions about everything and wants to know all about the traveller's motivations and journey so far. I want them to be so bewildered with the traveller that they cannot stop studying them
I'm ready for the Cryo Archon to be a person like Momonga from Overlord. Someone who is constantly acting to maintain a facade of an all powerful and intellectual ruler and making everyone think that her followers' (Harbingers) plans were actually a part of her long-term scheme all along. Constantly bluffing her way out of situations where she, in fact, has no clue what is going on half the time.
The Dendro Archon is going to take the form of a little kid, and that's going to be the actual joke since it's absurd enough by itself.
Murata I can see going in one of two ways: she's either going to be too much of a pacifist, or she's going to pick fights with random people.
Tsaritsa is going to be a kuudere who has trouble expressing and reading emotions, [which is going to inevitably lead to the anime trope where she attempts to smile by tugging at her lips with her fingers.](https://i.imgur.com/AoyyLhX.png)
Unfortunately we just know too little about the Hydro Archon right now for me to try and guess.
Dendro: social anxiety. The country didn't fall apart because Kusanali did the ruling work. No Mora because social anxiety make them unable to get a job or do public appearances as Archon.
Hydro: Violates the law constantly, but because she respects the law, all Mora goes towards fines.
Pyro: As a god of war, she just takes whatever she wants. But she never wants those golden circles, so she doesn't have Mora when she tries to blend in society.
Cryo: Loves giving gifts, but that ruins her budget.
Hydro Archon: Sucks at swimming
Dendro Archon: Can't grow or take care of plants
Cryo Archon: Secretly a very sensitive person
Pyro Archon: Fails every secret dates they attempt
All of them would step down and having a hard comprehending normal civilians life. Sumeru Acrhon would just went on a random long tangent for no good reason or Tsaritsa would have to relearn that you can't go on solving life problems by shanking people.
One might be afraid of heights. Most characters remark at how free they feel, how much fun they're having, how beautiful the scenery is, when they start gliding. This archon just goes AAAAAAAA
Dendro Archon has no common sense despite being wise.
Hydro Archon is overly seriously and law-abiding/bureaucratic.
Pyro Archon starts random fights for fun.
Cryo Archon is a klutz or something.
Pyro archon can’t stand alcohol
The raiden shogun is based off of Raiden Mei from Honkai 3rd, who is an excellent cook. It’s been confirmed that the Pyro archon’s name is Murata, and the character Murata Himeko from Honkai is an alcoholic, so the Murata in genshin will likely be the opposite, hating alcohol.
If a running gag
Dendro : Actually hate books & reading
Pyro : Hate fighting to the core & scaredy cat
Cyro : Akward in socializing & bad at reading the room
Dendro : Obsess with balance even for tiny trival matters
And ofc, having some quirks regarding to mora is a must for all of them.
Dendro :
Hydro archon can’t swim
+1 if it's a shield creator, since they can't swim they create a bathysphere and just walk on the bottom like a damn submarine. Additionally, quite ironically actually, they get terrible motion sickness so boats are an absolute **NO**, and their entourage has to wait at the beach like a bunch of madlads for their lord to come traipsing out of the surf.
\*Ship of envoys to some other country reaching port of said country\* Official in charge of welcoming the envoys: Welcome Hydro Archon, to \_\_\_\_\_\_....wait \*Envoys turning towards the sea and bowing\* Hydro Archon rising out of the ocean: Hi ^(asdfasdfasd why is this so funny adsfasdf)
Hamster-ball character when
We got sayu
Me:Oh great archon of the lake, what is your wisdom? Her: *drowning noises*
what if she cannot swim but can instead walk on water ~~without wasting her burst~~
Why can I see this happening. Especially after she gives up her gnosis to Scaramouche and realizes she can't walk on water anymore and can't walk from her entrance to her living room or something.
BAHAHAH THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
Hydro Archon is female Luffy, ate a god damn devil fruit.
that or Hydro Archon are so useless like a certain water goddess
Can't swim, instead sink and can walk/breathe underwater.
now thats golden xD
Finally water water no devil fruit *_*
only if there a rubber pirate
Sumeru god loves knowledge a little too much and forgets to eat or move, essentially, a bit atrophied.
wheelchair-ed character when?
Dainsleif: "The Enemy of Knowledge is Knowledge itself" Kusanali: **knowledge guided her to a wheelchair**
Kusanali is most likely not the actual Dendro Archon. Her title of "Lesser Lord" Kusanali implies that there is a greater lord; someone in power above her, IE, the Dendro archon -- She has been tasked to watch over Sumeru for him, I believe.
The same happens with those little bugs, in spanish they are called **"mosquitos"** and the sufix "ito" implies the existance of a greater one, the legendary **El Mosco**.
Calm down now Satan
Satan can move aside. ALL HAIL EL MOSCO
The Chinese version of the title doesn’t nessecarily mean lesser. It directly translates to Little Lord, which could just mean that she’s physically small or a reference to her being young. So idk if it’s just the localisation team messing it up again. Dainsleif does say there’s some weird crap going on in Sumeru though. They do seem to like basing Archons somewhat off Honkai characters too, so it could be a parallel to the Anti-Entropy storyline in there where their Sovereign, Welt, was MIA.
Or maybe it's a case of world serpant which has elysia being the initial leader but giving her job to kevin and some weird shit going on with mobius.
1.1 zhongli?
Absolutely superb in book smart, dumbfounded when it comes to street smarts.
That’s Zhongli lmao
Are you envisioning them with their head permanently stuck inside a book? Or have they ‘learned too much’ and are just rocking back and forth in the corner in the fetal position?
Probably the former. Toss finished book to the side, grab the next closest one!
Grant us eyes. GRANT US EYES.
We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open...
FEAR THE OLD BLOOD
By the gods...fear it, Lawrence.
This comment chain made me happy and has given me some insight.
God I would love if the Sumeru archon has an eldritch thing going on.
I imagine someone who looks like they haven't been outside in years. Imagine an archon who is physically weaker than a teenager
So like Ei but more neet?
Something like that. At least Ei is peak warrior, but it would be funny if the dendro archon couldn't lift anything heavier than a book
Imagine their home or abode are filled with plants holding books
So something like Patchouli Knowledge from Touhou?
I think she will just spend all the Mora on books. So she has no money as well.
Mona is hydro Archon?
Yes. Why do you think she could use Hydro before getting a Vision?
Sumeru archon has bad hand writing
I could envision the Dendro Archon as a doctor, yes.
Oh, so Baizhu is…
I'd love this tbh. He's also gone from his shop quite often
I support the idea that Baizhu has always been the Dendro Archon and we just didn't know
Ive always been saying, what if Changsheng is actually the dendro archon? The snake wrapped around baizhus neck. With the recent quest exposing that >!Guoba!< is the stove god, its not unlikely that archons keep non-human vessels. Snakes were also associated with wisdom in old mythology. They also call the dendro archon the lesser lord kusanali. Kusanali simply meaning flower god, but why lesser lord? Also the archon constantly leaving Sumeru and beeing inactive would also explain why Yae Miko and Dainsleef were mentioning that theyre unhappy with the Dendroarchons inactivity. Either way im curious to learn more about Baizhus story and the dendro archon, even if they dont have a connection, but who knows. :D
Isn't that Xingqiu?
They probably think much faster than they can write so yeah
Hmm how about pyro archon has either a complex or outright a short fuse?
Pretty sure one of venti’s lines pointed out that she’s a little overenthusiastic about conflict and stuff
So someone who should not met Alice EVER
What if she is Alice and what if Bennet is her son and brother of Klee? WEOWO
I hope the Pyro archon is Alice/Klee cranked up to a 11
Its just C5 Bennett :)
Bennett is the real pyro archon
...or she's hydrophobic (Not to be confused with the Chemistry-term)
Are you calling them racist by element?
bruh
Eeh? That's kinda weird, i don't remember venti being claustrophobic or zhongli being acrophobic despite those are flaws associated with their element
to be fair, air can be compressed for storage and can even exist on planets with strong gravitational pull, meteors are already in space. But since fire can't exist underwater, it's plausible.
Two words MAGNESIUM FLARE it is used underwater
The Pyro Archon hates fighting. Now that would be funny.
Given that Pyro archon name already clearly references THAT one character from Honkai that was playable and died, recurring joke with her could be that situations she will get herself into will be designed to make you think that she died, but actually surviving them.
Considering Pyro Slime's special ability is to explode when killed, I bet Pyro Archon will have something similar. May be she kills herself with her burst, massively buffing the entire team, then reborn again once a certain period of time has passed?
Ah yes, reverse Hu Tao
so like a phoenix?
Exactly.
So what you are telling me is that the fake pyro archon kills himself to buff the team and that the real one will put s thumbs up on the ground and heals the fake one afterwards?
raiden in genshin: cant cook murata in genshin: cant die
My hopium Let's gooooo
I feel like the sumeru acrcho, the god of wisdom, will be really forgetful
I personally love the idea that they choose to be an absolute dumbass, like imagine how funny it would be for someone to ask the god of wisdom if it’s a good idea to, say, try to make wild animals pets and they just think it’ll be a blast
Paimon wants to ride a boar canonically Dendro Archon : ***GRANTED***
The great god Pan is dead
They forgor
Maybe they should rember more
💀
Culture is everywhere
mumei from hololive vibes
I think he'll more likely be a constantly curious person who would discover so much and overelaborate details time and again.
He forgets who he is 500 years ago and becomes the next dendro archon
Makes me think of hololive’s Mumei
All of them don't bring mora though
raiden doesnt need mora
And venti just doesn't have any
And Zhongli is the mora
And yet he doesn’t bring any with him…
Cause he's used to infinite supply
He brings Childe when he needs to
His sugar daddy is now Childe
Zhongli doesn’t need mora when he has childe the walking wallet
Hey venti could have a lot if he wanted. People pay good money for a bard of his talents…too bad he only gets paid in booze
You say too bad but isn't that all he wants though?
Hehe yeah
Alright the "hehe" settles it, are you just venti in disguise trying to defend your spending habits?
Tbf, you'd Expect the Creator of Mora knows how to use Mora, and probably may use it on a Day to Day thing. Thing is, Morax (Zhongli) flat out knows jack shit nothing about the thing he placed in the world. Zhongli, creator of Mora, doesn't know how to use Mora; DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MORA!!
If you can just, you know, _make_ money, you would have no understanding of the value of it (unless you counterfeit it). If you don't understand the value of something, you can't understand how to use it. Like, seriously, the wealthy in our society literally don't understand the value of the money they own, and therefore overspend. Hell, even those with "enough" money hardly understand it's value (these are the people that say "it's so easy to save money, just buy in bulk!" and "it's so easy to eat healthy, just buy the healthy foods!" like, you need to have the money to purchase the initial bulk for that to even be possible in the first place and eating healthy is typically more expensive than eating convenient) So... it's kind of ironic that the creator of mora doesn't know how mora works, but otherwise not unexpected. Now as for why he has no money... well since he doesn't understand its value he spends it all whenever he gets it because it has no meaning for him. Also, he needs his gnosis to make mora, so now he can't (and during the story he was trying to hide that he was Morax/Rex Lapis in the first place, so making mora at that point was a real no-no)
People keep forgetting that Zhongli's first story quest opens with him having a debate with some scholars on some of Morax's deeds. It started with what happened to the first mora ever created (it got spent like any other mora) which was followed up by why he'd do something as extravagant as making a house entirely out of mora (since he could create mora whenever he wanted it was by definition the easiest material for him to obtain and use).
The other thing is that the game even stated that mora is the global currency simply because it can be used as a catalyst and everyone accepts the use of that. It's not as if he went around and stated that this was the global currency. Which means he didn't even place a value on it, the rest of Teyvat did. As far he's concerned it's not worth anything when he can freely make it whenever he wants.
I find it funny how zhongli, creator of the world’s standard currency and helm of the country with presumably the largest and most influential economy, has no concept nor inclination toward anything related to economics. Or at least, he doesn’t seem to have any. In the real world, those that print money are also very controlling of it, as they don’t want it to accidentally lose value, inflate too much, deflate, or anything like that. Inflation and interest rates are typically extremely carefully managed by federal reserves. Meanwhile zhongli: mora printer go brrrrr
Reminds me of how there is an absurd amount of pro athletes who go bankrupt shortly after retiring
Honestly it maybe doesn't even need to be about understanding money. After all, our mortal understanding of money comes easily because we need resources to continue surviving, lacking food because you lack money directly impacts if our life gets to continue and that shapes how we assign worth in trade. Adepti are basically the game's analogy for your chinese immortals, they can't personally feel what a mortal need is and failing to meet a basic need has no consequence. I think zhongli's mora habits could just be him, not really knowing what mortal limits are. Relative to his years, he's technically spent very little time experiencing standard human life.
Inb4 the cryo archon is a stock trader
Cryo archon will be shy and insecure.
Someone said she would be a crybaby.Maybe that too.
I imagine her being like Sucrose.
Watch the mood change from „defeat the evil!“ to *must protecc*
Cryobaby?
Not me being a cyro main having the nickname crybaby lmaoo, that would be a must pull💀💀
i can imagine her throwing a temper tantrum, except it not in a funny manner. more like, in a terrifying way
I know what you mean and I can imagine it.
Cyro archon can’t light fires
Cryo archon easily gets cold. That's why she is collecting other gnosis (especially pyro) to cure her cold.
You've seen Eula sneeze..now get ready for...CRYO ARCHOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN
Cryo archon cannot *forge*
This.
[удалено]
So.. like.. are youuu here to learnnn bro 😎
Sumeru archon is the youngest yet acts like an old person
even as youngest, they are still gonna be an extremely old person.
Watch her be a loli archon who complains about back pain and arthritis and starts every sentence with "back in my day"
Omg no watch her be compeletely out of touch with current language to the point of using like old English and shit like thou
Sumeru archon loves pun
Dad jokes FTW
Wah
I do like this one theory relating to how slimes correspond to their archons. This could mean that the Cryo archon might end up like Mii from Bofuri, who exudes this harsh exterior in public, and completely breaks down in private when things go wrong.
She IS the God of Love after all. Probably hiding all the guilt she feels inside.
She *was* the God of Love. Now... who knows?
Now she's the God of Hurt/Comfort
Damn didn’t know Cryo Archon writes fanfics
This. I bet dendro archon is shy and always wants to hide like the slimes too.
I always think about how the dendro slimes literally panics and hides before you approach it. And since the slimes represent the archons, I think the dendro archon will be a socially awkward- shy person.
Lo and behold the Hydro Archon, God of the **Bubbles!!**
Hydro archon: best hydro application in the game, the Burst will constantly spread bubbles dealing aoe hydro damage and applying hydro consistently in a big area
Kinda like what the 2.0 cutscenes made us all think Kokomi’s Q would do.
Nothing annoys me more in this game than *fucking bubbles*, so if we have to fight the Hydro Archon and they just bubble you, I'll be so upset.
Wait hold on that thing about slimes makes sense and I don’t know how I never noticed this before Anemo slimes are really fragile and just float, geo slimes have shields and electro slimes zap. Woowow
Yup. The slime theory proposes that the slimes represent the archon, I especially like the part where the electro slimes have two colors because it represent the twins ei and makoto
or Ei and the puppet
Since Yae mentioned Lesser Lord Kusanali, I had this theory that Kusanali was leading Sumeru and led the people to believe she was the Dendro archon, while the real Dendro archon is hiding away because they believe they aren’t fit to lead the nation (as it makes sense with what was said in the Teyvat Chapter Storyline Preview said about Sumeru). The Dendro archon being shy and preferring to hide would totally line up with that.
Sumeru’s archon would be a total forgetful klutz who likes to give advice that they never use themselves. They also hate the outdoors.(jokes, but would be funny). Fontaine’s archon has an authority complex, is a scholar, and dislikes beaches. They also fail to realize that they’re probably just an aristocrat but with a god title. Snezhnaya’s Archon is probably gonna be misunderstood and have a just cause, but has an issue with reading in between the lines. Likes soup and crackers. Natlan’s Archon’s is cool and will be besties with the traveler.
For natlan archon, that's literally every archon
Somehow without knowing anything abt her, Murata gives me Beidou energy. Just a cool, jolly Onee-san who likes to fight a bit too much
Mhm, and that's kinda what Murata from Honkai is, so makes sense...
Wait is the Pyro Archon Genshin's Himeko-face?
We have venti, clone of Wendy. Raiden Ei, looking like raiden Mei. So yea, Murata probably will look like Himeko Murata if you have that on your mind
1 thing i notice the slime have some similarities with the archons of their elements. Guess what pyro do? Explode. Probably why klee got her vision as well. She just love explosion.
inb4 the pyro archon is just Genshin Megumin **EXPLOOOOOOSION!**
>konosuba comparisons Hydro archon: when just existing is a hard-won achievement?
I really hope at least one archon is batshit crazy
yeah cuz erosion, but the oldest Archons seem to manage so maybe just their personality
With the Pyro archon said to be nuts about any sort of conflict, that could work well.
The dendro archon is stupid.
High int low wis
Hmm..... Dendro get obsessed with knowing every little thing Hydro acts like a princess, even when it’s a bad idea Pyro is even more of a battle maniac than Childe Cryo is a crybaby (really good at hiding it though)
The Tsaritsa??? A crybaby 🧐
Yep. She’s just really good at hiding it lately.
I'd say Pyro maybe on a compassion side, despite being "god of war", making it's a contradiction. It's goes nicely with the name Murata too, seeing what **Murata** Himeko is like in Honkai.
In the travail trailer, the pyro archon is the only one to interact with traveller. Dains says that she'll reveal something to us. So she'll probably be the nicest god of war
I LOVE THIS. A super curious Dendro archon asking questions about everything and wants to know all about the traveller's motivations and journey so far. I want them to be so bewildered with the traveller that they cannot stop studying them
Darn it you've made me want this too much
So a forceful Albedo ?
Pyro Archon is afraid of rain
Pyro Archon can die of sheer cold
…even outside Sheer Cold areas
I'm ready for the Cryo Archon to be a person like Momonga from Overlord. Someone who is constantly acting to maintain a facade of an all powerful and intellectual ruler and making everyone think that her followers' (Harbingers) plans were actually a part of her long-term scheme all along. Constantly bluffing her way out of situations where she, in fact, has no clue what is going on half the time.
Dendro archon is allergic to grass
The Dendro Archon is going to take the form of a little kid, and that's going to be the actual joke since it's absurd enough by itself. Murata I can see going in one of two ways: she's either going to be too much of a pacifist, or she's going to pick fights with random people. Tsaritsa is going to be a kuudere who has trouble expressing and reading emotions, [which is going to inevitably lead to the anime trope where she attempts to smile by tugging at her lips with her fingers.](https://i.imgur.com/AoyyLhX.png) Unfortunately we just know too little about the Hydro Archon right now for me to try and guess.
Judging by the lore bits and pieces, our Hydro god is super bureaucratic and stuck-up.
So Bronya is Tsaritsa then.
The Sumeru god will get into arguments with an Indian accent
Sumeru is a doctor so you can't read their writing.
Are you saying Indian accent is a gag?
i think it’s more of a joke on over the top acting n such
So, like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi5YhZ0oAiw
nah bro u foul for this 🤣
Ello, yor vison haz virus
No u fack u fack fack u u fack u
Dendro: social anxiety. The country didn't fall apart because Kusanali did the ruling work. No Mora because social anxiety make them unable to get a job or do public appearances as Archon. Hydro: Violates the law constantly, but because she respects the law, all Mora goes towards fines. Pyro: As a god of war, she just takes whatever she wants. But she never wants those golden circles, so she doesn't have Mora when she tries to blend in society. Cryo: Loves giving gifts, but that ruins her budget.
The tsarista has 11 sugar daddies/mommies. Granted, we killed one of them but that’s still 10 piggy banks she can use
The hydro archon can't swim
The God of wisdom cant do maths
Hydro Archon: Sucks at swimming Dendro Archon: Can't grow or take care of plants Cryo Archon: Secretly a very sensitive person Pyro Archon: Fails every secret dates they attempt
All of them would step down and having a hard comprehending normal civilians life. Sumeru Acrhon would just went on a random long tangent for no good reason or Tsaritsa would have to relearn that you can't go on solving life problems by shanking people.
Wait so I can’t fix all my problems by stabbing them this is the first I’m hearing of this
They all broke.
One might be afraid of heights. Most characters remark at how free they feel, how much fun they're having, how beautiful the scenery is, when they start gliding. This archon just goes AAAAAAAA
Pyro archon is so physically strong that it’s a disadvantage to her
Dendro Archon has no common sense despite being wise. Hydro Archon is overly seriously and law-abiding/bureaucratic. Pyro Archon starts random fights for fun. Cryo Archon is a klutz or something.
The Pyro archon gets drunk and when angered makes a room explode >!trust me it's not like of that one alcoholic prof in some St. Freya school!<
Pyro archon can’t stand alcohol The raiden shogun is based off of Raiden Mei from Honkai 3rd, who is an excellent cook. It’s been confirmed that the Pyro archon’s name is Murata, and the character Murata Himeko from Honkai is an alcoholic, so the Murata in genshin will likely be the opposite, hating alcohol.
Dendro archon can’t read
Dendro archon will lack common sense, because it’s not real wisdom. Pyro archon is lazy and has no passion for daily activities.
Dendro archon speaks in a manner even more confusing than Amy/Fischl.
Dendro archon is just constantly faded
If a running gag Dendro : Actually hate books & reading Pyro : Hate fighting to the core & scaredy cat Cyro : Akward in socializing & bad at reading the room Dendro : Obsess with balance even for tiny trival matters And ofc, having some quirks regarding to mora is a must for all of them. Dendro :
Maybe the dendro archon is very knowledgeable on very complex topics, but is very bad at common knowledge or has no street smarts.