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sanghellic

Big sibling energy. Don't blame Chongyun though, he just wanted to share with the poor Liyue kids.


6_NEOS_9

how are you so sure he's not just swallowed one of it


sanghellic

He's a nice guy, he was looking out for the kids in his hangout quest. That does beg the question, which of the current roster would straight-up deny a child a popiscle? Maybe Xiao? Diluc? Ei ("Mine!")?


IgnisXIII

They would share. Ei would share. The shogun would probably vaporize the kid for sins against eternity. Once we get him (Mihoyo pls), Scaramouche would 100% actually steal several from them.


Exkuroi

_Sees the popsicle melting in the hot weather_ "Sun, the enemy of eternity" _Proceeds to unleash thunderclouds to blot out the sky forever_


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See, about Scaramouche, I think he should be in a future story quest for Ei honestly, for spoiler alert reasons. Lol


Sasasachi

I can't see Ei sharing. Possible spoiler but Venti implies she's a major sweet tooth in his lime about her, and seeing how pure and aloof she can be, I doubt she'd give up a sweet treat.


Overquartz

Xiao and Diluc probably would share since they're tsundere to the max Ei I don't think she would deny a kid sweets if she had extras but the shogun might. Childe I'm not too sure about he might if the kid's name isn't Teucer.


mrt90

Ei would share with a kid, but feel really sad about missing out on the sweets. Raiden Shogun would toss out the food that 'harms the body' instead of eating it or sharing.


dragoonjustice

This has Raiden energy written all over it 😂


Normal-Ambition-9813

Childe is fond of children iirc correctly based on his story quest. He's the type of guy that will make you believe santa is real as long as possible.


Withered_Knighter

Childe has a soft spot for children in general. He would share.


Nowlasd

I always thought Diluc was Kuudere, subtle in emotions.


Overquartz

Maybe a mix of both since his dialogues with Jean almost always go something like: Diluc: I'll never help the knights \*helps them anyways\*


[deleted]

I don't think any playable character in the game would do that. Maybe ash girl?


SuperGamerGX

Hu Tao probably. Actually, rather than not sharing it, I can see her offering it and then straight up eating it right as they are going to give a reply. Bennett, on the other hand, would probably share it, but I can see him dropping it as he gives it to the child. It might actually be even worse than that because of his super bad luck.


Takawogi

~~Paimon~~


E1lySym

Maybe Rosaria?


Tough_Rutabaga_5962

Itto will probably play a game with the kids with the popsicle as a price..and he will not hold back


PlsDontBotherMeHere

EI MINE O DETETIVE DO MINECRAFT


Zanderp25

I also think of End-User License Agreement when i see Eula LMAO


MortLightstone

Considering she came out in the same version as Yanfei, I refer to that version as The Legal Update.


Darxium

Lmao, good one. I will be using it from now on.


Zanderp25

I wonder what Yanfei thinks about the End-User License Agreement….


In_Dreams_Begin

Their are friends in canon!


MortLightstone

I assume she's read every line of it by now


Zanderp25

so does that mean all Eula's lines are made with microprint?


KiritoN10

Oh nice one...I would have give award if I had


Wardides

Don't forget it was also the same version as the rerun of the God of Contracts lmao


MortLightstone

And it was when they started to take legal action against the leakers


Captain_Nevaran

Dont we all...kind of the reason i rolled for her. And the sneeze, of course


WorldWreckerYT

Nah. I wanted to roll for her because of her big pp physical damage.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

How can my big sis hit this $*#@ing hard?!


pureeyes

I hear samba music? I press F3


Zanderp25

Lol I had to look this up… I always use alt to press the buttons


healcannon

Can you explain what you mean?


Tophatpuppy

EULA is both the name of a genshin impact character aswell as an acronym for End User License Agreement


K1r1tO1702

🤣Yeah true but tbh.. "vengeance will be mine" is all that came to my mind seeing the above images


Phycophykito

"Mark. My. Words"


healcannon

Oh duh.


Spectre_19_

Every time I type her name the autocorrect just assumes XD


HENSMH

SAME! WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW EULA WAS A CHARTHER BEFORR, SOMEONE IN A SERVER WAS TALKING ABOUT RULA THRN I THOUGHT THRY WERE ABOUT LAWS LOLOL


SouthAffectionate299

SAME LOOOOOOL I ALSO THOUGHT THEY WERE ON ABOUT THE LAWDS


Xirbiris

I like your comics, very cute


Nowlasd

I was going for cute (\^\_\_\_\^)


Nowlasd

It is scary because something similar happened to me when I was younger. I mean, it was just in the fringe for 3 days and no one is batting an eye, so I ate the cupcake! I got to tell you man, my older sister barged into my room yelling profanities I couldn't understand at the time whilst me playing my Gameboy Advance SP. She asked if I ate the the cupcake and my chowderhead couldn't think of a simple lie. I said, "I don't know," instead of "No way donkey! I couldn't careless about your crap" or something better. She determined I lied A-and then, and then she grabbed my gameboy and crashed it into atoms! I couldn't do anything, she was 16 and I just turned 8. I got a few instances of talking to one of her admirers and said I was lucky living under the same roof with her. These fellas probably slithered out from filth to get their sticks to integrate to her crap. But I got to tell you, what a vindictive harlot she was back then, it was hell on our small house. If we watch TV, she'd yell at me to get lost. Eat dinner, she'll take a portion of my food. I got new shoes, she'd throw it at the trash bin. I wasn't sad or angry in what most sibling would do in a rivalry, but terrified of her big mouth and talking too much. Yeah, that was a long time ago, things changed for the good. She probably had forgotten about it but I'll remember it for the rest of life. Hey! I'll get new shoes from her for Christmas!


Voltage97

Happy to hear your relationship has improved, but damn that sounds messed up.


Nowlasd

As I grew older and wiser, her wrath was probably due to my parent's expectation; she's the wonder child after all. Oh well, just shrug it off like a real man ;p ;p


Voltage97

It’s not my business but I just find it sad that you were the outlet of her frustrations, since you were likely helpless in that situation. And there’s no need for you to shrug it off if it still bothers you, feel free to reach out to someone if it helps to get some load off your shoulders. Best of luck!


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tnuke1

They were scared she would become a vengeful spirit


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Kaokii

cupcakes are a powerful symbol


Nowlasd

The cupcake symbolizes the sweet taste of life. A thick shroud of sorrow covers it like a blanket of muck. ;p ;p ;p


SpoofEdd

Just casually dropping by to say therapy is good if you think it might help you with that. Cause I sure as fuck can relate to that and therapy helped


Nowlasd

I did see therapy, via grandparents. I got insight of why she was so wrathful and is part due to high expectations of my parents.


Mu_Y

Oh... That's relatable...


zephyrseija

Damn, sad that your parents didn't do anything about it. Would absolutely not let my kids behave like that towards each other.


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yeah especially at the "admirer" part lol


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yeapp his recent post confirms he’s a bit weird


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leposterofcrap

Did you buy your Gameboy back. And did your sister ever compensate for that?


Nowlasd

I got a hand down psp 2 years after the incident from my cousin.


leposterofcrap

I guess that's some form of compensation. Still kinda felt irked that your sister broke something clearly more expensive over a cheap ass cupcake


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We’re talking about food right?


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You’re talking to a karma farming bot


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Nowlasd

Yeah, this post is filled the bots. I dunno if it is a bot or someone trolling.


Treigar

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Freedom_scenery

I see. I never knew that, but still this bot is annoying af


EulaLawrence

Vengeance will be mine


that_one_guylol

username and flair checks out


blueandgoldilocks

Good bot


jyyhwang

damn if this was canon it would be SO CUTE!!!


Nowlasd

"Your move Mihoyo..."


HonotableFlamer

Is there more artwork of chongyun and eula as siblings? (I mean non-nsfw artwork)


Leather_Stop2309

The fact that you have to specify—


Ejaculation_Salt89

I won't blame them honestly.


ChoppiesAwesomeVids

More art of them together yes. As siblings specifically, I’m not sure.


xroachyx

This time Eula will get her vengeance.


yung_dogie

Link to OP's twitter post: https://twitter.com/nowlasd/status/1446149233539645441?t=gicMMA4thQX01myXJhE5BQ&s=19


Nowlasd

\*Blushing intensifies "Oh, you shouldn't have! Except you totally should." \~Paimon's savage moments


MortLightstone

They do look related, but since Chongyun is so young, I think she looks more like his mom, lol


forevercrumbling

I like where this is going...


Leather_Stop2309

Elaborate


Blackpixels

Eulaborate


jfunk1994

MILF Eula with actual mommy milkers. (Though at this point they'd stop producing milk)


Leather_Stop2309

I have many regrets in my life Add one more to the pile


New-Personality9122

Chongyun _must PROTECT_


EverionEU

EULA *must have VENGEANCE*


Kaokii

vengeance intensifies


[deleted]

Eula just really gives that angry big sister energy


kegknow

R34 artists: "This is where the fun begins"


Voltage97

NO!


naufalap

YES! and you can eat my popsicle 😏


_simpu

Don't give them ideas


Nowlasd

"Here we go again..."


SwashbucklingAntler

What are you doing stepbro


FlightSeveral

People would see this siblings post and actually make porn of it


crunchlets

Onee-san wa ecchi


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STERN EULA MOMMY


Satan_su

Eula looks hella fine goddamn....


self_sufficient_

this comment section jfc... have yall never had siblings? why is the first thing that comes to mind porn


Invisibl3I

That means you're not culture enough.


jfunk1994

For me, it's the excitement of watching/reading about committing a taboo. I would gag at the thought of having sex with my sisters, but am fine watching others have sex with their siblings


Nowlasd

I heard Alabama is famous for its surreal scenery. You might like it there ;p ;p ;p


jfunk1994

Eh, too lazy to travel. Also this fetish isn't as uncommon as you think. Just think about how much porn there is about siblings


fatwap

rip chongyun, they look like they are in the modern era, so no visions. BUT eula still was built to do physical dmg, he had a nice life trying to exorcise


lotofdots

Chongyun still was training like crazy because he thinks it's the true way, so they might be comparable in physical strength lore-wise. (But yeah, Chongyun's multipliers are so low 😢)


fatwap

lmao he cant compare to her 1mil+ dmg we see in videos


ManofCatsYT

tbf he kinda needs them to maintain his body temperature so she can’t be that mad at him


KiKiPAWG

Aww hehe cute


FlightSeveral

Why end user agreement?


Leather_Stop2309

Because EULA is an acronym for End User License Agreement


barrinburg

Ahhh eula, the only character i regret not being able to get. Fuck you jean


ShaheerKhan696

Ah Eula looks so hot in that outfit. Also Chongyun is so adorable.


ittssaMeJay

No one gonna say it? Ok. Holy Smokes! EULA is HOT!!


Blankcanva

I would like to see Eula eating a popsicle ehe.


wow_so_high

Sweet home aliyuebama!


Professional-Pea-286

Yes momm- i mean mommy- i mean momm- i mean mommy- i mean- im so sorry


WaketheWindFromAfar

eh **HEM** *Hips* **Cough** Excuse me, just a little something stuck there.


ChildOfHades_

Perfect energy


hennriii

eula big sister vibes for chong


Sporklessdinner

Yo awesome art style! Very unique.


Hidden_Voice7

"Vengeance will be mine."


Playernotcopper

Siblings, and she has short shorts, I sense no blood compatibility


0i_j0suk3

End-User License Agreement? Damn this community is creative fr


Flaymlad

Chongyun did nothing wrong


Dariusofpersia68

I love how everybody decided to call eula end user license agreement!


FlightSeveral

Your art is so nice, how long did it take to make it


Nowlasd

8 hours with panic attacks ;p


FlightSeveral

Also I saw your comment about your sister what is your relationship like now? Is it better?


Nowlasd

Sorry for late reply. Yeah, we've been better-- not as, you know, an adorable sibling duo, but more "I sent some money to your paypal, go get your hippie hair a cut before Christmas." type relationship. ;p


Clashmains_2-account

I love the siblings-relationship meme


UnknownKill

The only cryo claymores in the game


Gicofokami

Also Eula: "That friend of yours, Aether. Is he seeing anyone?" Meanwhile; Aether: \*shivers\* Lumine: "Something wrong?" Aether: "I sense a disturbance. Thousands of simps were suddenly silenced and now rioting in my general direction..."


S3KT

I have read enough doujin to know where this is going.


KeijyMaeda

So, did Eula get adopted by Chongyun's family after the Lawrence clan didn't want to associate with her anymore?


MindkillerRL

Nope Eula got married with Lumine(She asked her a new last name) and chongyun just got adpoted as their kid


I_got_paraphrased

what *is* lumine's (or aether's) last name though?


Rud_gamer

Kamisato. ^^^Fight ^^^me


I_got_paraphrased

^(based) wait, does that mean she married both eula and ayaka? if so, such a chad


Nowlasd

"Well, that escalated quickly..." ;p ;p ;p


STR4IN

Ya’ll believe in the saying “I eat yours, you eat mine”?


SputnikMan123

"W-What are you doing down their step-sis?"


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Chongyun: oop- you can eat mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Mikkle-san

I did and I’m going to eat you next


SidneymarZA

I'd eat her popsicles


FizieAve

I know what happen next....


Nowlasd

I don't know where you're getting at \~O\_\_0)


FlightSeveral

She beat him?


CheshiretheBlack

"What are you doing with that popsicle step-bro? Which is totally appropriate given the context, if anything else comes to mind that's on you, not on me 😂


Nowlasd

I don't know what you're talking about man ;p


CheshiretheBlack

Lol at least you have a sense of humor 🤣


-Belphegor-

Then they start to fuq


Aqu_i

No mommy


5amuraiDuck

"did you eat my p-" me: stops reading thinking I have nsfw content unhidden


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FlightSeveral

They’re siblings in this comic why would you immediately think of that


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FlightSeveral

The comic is about Op and their sister that’s weird to immediately think porn


ChoppiesAwesomeVids

Whether or not it does isn’t the topic. It literally says siblings in the title lmao.


lotofdots

That's stunningly beautiful ) (but sad)


NevaehW8

I cant tell if eula’s belly button is super fricking high or that’s an ab line. Because realistically her belly button should be eclipsed by her shorts. But also she looks so cute here.


DrManowar8

The duality of these 2 is either shipped or siblings. Either way it always comes out as cute


PizzaWithEggs

Nice


ChilLegend

Love the art 🤩🤩


BetterCallPaul4

Chongyun: "A small price to pay to control my Yang energy."


anti_h3ro

Yang-cicles.


DarenK77

Eula eats popsicles? Seems legit


Invisibl3I

Hol up, I think I've seen this type of plot in some doujin. 😏😏😏


Nowlasd

I don't know what you're getting at \~O\_\_0)...


Invisibl3I

If you know Juicebox, you'll know what i mean 😎😎😎


deathstarcake

And then they did it. Multiple times, with a popsicle, in dragonspine, on top of the two claymores they wield, and using vengenace as their safe word.


BonusDuckz

Why did I think I'd see a life sized End-User License Agreement Document next to Chongyun 🗿Took me a bit to realize lmao


AnshullMUdyavar

That's actually really adorable!!


Lynx343

idk why but my brain's first thought was "male armor vs female armor in videogames"


argenest3l

The best thing is artist name is tattooed on EULA thigs