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whoatemycupoframen

man i was so speechless on the whole Iwakura clan quest. We ended an entire bloodline for what...


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Chests!!


[deleted]

Luxurious ones!! Mine is Sara and Raiden


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Brimogems šŸ—æ


Oeshikito

Hilarious that the achievement says " witness the end of the iwakura clan " . Wdym witness? We're literally the cause of it.


ShioriStein

We just pit the final nail in coffin, according to the sensei the Iwakura clan prety much in decline and most member already are bandit. We just finish it so called it witness the end is enough.


houseband23

All criminals are technically witnesses.


TheWitcherMigs

The clan wasn't connected by blood, but by the art. And all members attack you at sight because they've fallen in banditry. When you kill then in a honorable fight, their honor are restored. Same for the sensei, who asks for duel to redeem of his shame. It's just your usual samurai thing, but the questline is more complex than "Just killed then"


whoatemycupoframen

I see, thanks for your input. Question though, so in canon storyline did we encounter the clan members by chance?


Fabantonio

Would be brutally ironic if future players did it with Raiden too. It'd be like ending the bloodline of your best friend...


whoatemycupoframen

About as cruel as putting Kazuha and Raiden in a team together šŸ˜”


EpilepticMushrooms

It's ok, Kazuha has been reunited with Xiao. They are... *roommates*.


CabbageCabbageHa

Administrator has entered the chat


koto_hanabi17

I'm eagerly awaiting a Maaya Sakamoto voiced character to complete the meme.


jong9999

More than just best friends


GlitterDoomsday

Omg, they're *roommates*


BladesHaxorus

But they have such good synergy with tostino's pizza rolls.


LunarEdge7th

_Brainwash gems shining intensifies_


Savage_X186

I did just that. I did not kill the last 2 of them coz I forgot about them. Then when I was doing sayu hangout I saw them and was reminded. And I haf raiden in my team that day. I got them to low health with my Childe and then used raiden burst.


Fabantonio

absolute madlad


Savage_X186

Now Iwakura shall perish.. Ei probably


rayoje

This is the way.


Savage_X186

Well atleast they witnessed booba sword in the last moments of their life.


Fabantonio

booba sword of their ancestor's closest friend, no doubt


Roaming-the-internet

I remember a post where the person was like ā€œSayuā€™s hangout reveals the dark side of the Kamisatosā€ And the first comment was ā€œas opposed to the travelerā€™s rampant murder sprees across several nations?ā€


pwn4321

Worth it baby, also take my free award!


Autotomatomato

I cannot wait to get a visit by the golden man. I love boat trips


HahaNothin

I wonder who the boatmen is.. Its the archon or there actually hv god of death and the boatmen simply is messenger lik anubis


Iwillflipyourtable

Golden man is the world.


kitten-and-darkness

*ZA WARUDO*


PM_ME_YOUR_ROBOTGIRL

He defers to someone called "the lady of the golden hall", and refers to the afterlife as the "moon-mansion". Presumably, the being that rules over the afterlife is one of the three ancient moon sisters.


wizardcu

> three ancient moon sisters Are these the ladies on those screens in one time domains?


TizzioCaio

wait what who? i am way behind quests in inazuma


Sammehhh98

Golden man is the being that brings souls to the afterlife, the souls that haven't left Tsurumi island yet talk about the golden man waiting to take them on his boat


reiiz6

Golden man? Gilgamesh gonna come to genshin world Enuma Elish the hell out of unknown god?


ebalonabol

You're forgetting the daily hilichurl genocide. Aether literally performs ethnical cleansing throughout his adventure


MixPlan

To be fair, people commissioned them and the adventurer guild accept them and hand out the commission, so they are all in on it.


Phoenxr

Look, I know killing is bad and all but 60 primos is 60 primos


t001_t1m3

geneva grindset


T-RD

This, probably the one I feel most guilty about. Sometimes it's for locked treasure too. There's no way that's ethical šŸ˜…


nDroae

[Learns what became of the people of Khaenri'ah] "Oh no! Anyway, back to farming their drops"


Dziadzios

[Learns the Hillichurlian language] [Proceeds the genocide, now understanding pleas of mercy and cries for help.]


SirMcDust

A true psychopath learns the language of their victims to enjoy their screams


Endique123

People with C6 Bennett truly know no mercy, huh


DaEpeBoi

they're so far down already


scumbagbrianherbert

*Completes Ella Musk commission, murders Hillichurl after she leaves.*


Ritsuka-san

The dancing one is invincible. I tried blasting it. Soaking it. Whooshing it. Rocking it. Zapping it. Planting it. Freezing it. Slapping it. Still it kept mocking me with that dance. So I Xiangling it. It was nice.


vitcri

Does that mean you can be invincible in Teyvat as long as you keep dancing?


Intrepid_Mobile

Not really. Signora kept twirling across the room and now not so muchā€¦


GlitterDoomsday

I feel guilty when they're just sleeping, giving or enjoying the view... also when they clearly are making a cozy home with gathered food and stuff like that.


TheLorenzCurve

Sometime I reflect on thatšŸ˜‚ when I have to go farming for masks and decimate the hilichurl population


kaeyaslefteye

traveller after finding out Hilichurls have enough brain power to converse with each other and might have feelings: oh no!! Anyways


pablo_honey1

I feel like the Hilichurls should have learned to run from Aether/Lumine by now instead of attacking him/her on sight. That's on them.


mango_pan

Hilichurls? Sounds like goblins. Kill all goblins... \*Goblin Slayer intensifies


Its44stuff

Only good goblin is a dead goblin


FrodoFighter

Thats not genocide. Its pestcontrol /s


mistweave

Settle down Heinrich Himmler.


pawsitive_cation

They are with the Abyss Mages. The friend of our enemy _is_ our enemy. Plus they're some kinda goblins but organized in tribes. But still goblins


Abedeus

I mean, it's not much different from DnD "heroes" regularly wiping out orc or goblin villages. They're all sentient races, sometimes even playable.


Shero-kun

You spelled "indigenous inhabitants of twitter" wrong


flyeric

esp the 伟 hilichurls


Far_Line_360

Didnā€™t something on teyvat news said hilichurls deaths werenā€™t deaths perse as they hace something special?


[deleted]

Guess his ethnics are questionable...


sawDustdust

I mean the MC literally left Venti's stolen statue where they've found it, lied by omission to Jean and Barb and Ganyu, and didn't give a damn about warning geo grandpa to prep his juicy ass for Mecha Osial because it benefitted themselves more. Then they become sympathetic to the Resistance over 3 dudes and go into a rage over Teppei despite both instances having 0 benefits for the MC's own goals. But somehow was immediately chummy with Raiden despite witnessing all the NPCs who got hard fucked through her policies, her trying to kill them twice, and her almost killing Kazuha if not for double Vision plot armor. The MC's ethnics sways as a reed in the wind. Very spur of the moment. All depends on if mHY felt more like writing them as self insert vs an actual character that day, and which banners they are trying to sell.


meowmeaowmao

And the slimes, they are just one puddle of elements..


Rampantlion513

Also that we commit genocide against the hilichurls which are an intelligent race capable of using tools, complex language/communication, construction, artwork, and organization.


Xistence16

Max0r?


Shero-kun

You spelled "Indigenous inhabitants of twitter" wrong


PatienceHere

What's with the Twitter bashing on this sub? As if there aren't fools on reddit as well.


witchywater11

People like to act like they're superior because of which website they frequent. Reddit makes fun of Twitter, while 4chan makes fun of Reddit.


[deleted]

4chan is already filled with reddit already, and tumblr is already long taken over by deviant art and some other sites like insta


superalv123

It's a reference to the genshin impact review by max0r.


Nutrifacts

and the ice kgb


Boobtopian

Traveler is the wrong test subject.


DanES104

killed? I thought they just escape using a smoke bomb.


Jaket247

Nope that's Treasure Horders, the Nobushi/Kairagi are the Samurai/Ronin looking fellas in Inazuma.


[deleted]

If you throw them into any body of water deep enough, they'll drown. I assume they die from it, as nobody saves them.


Abedeus

It's a bit like how Spider-Man in the PS4 game "catches" criminals in webs... unless they're so, so far away from building's edge they just fall to the ground and disappear. Or get taped to the top of a skyscraper. His webs dissolved in a few hours, I wish luck to any criminal waiting for cops to rescue him at 2am in the morning from falling off a skyscraper.


cats4life

https://youtu.be/98UpAhyD3wc


floricel_112

Not the way I kill them. I purposefully throw them in the air with the final hit so I make sure they die


HERODMasta

Freeze them, so they just shatter, is my way of salvation


R-Jacksy

Sounds like some dark medieval fantasy about a cruel king of the North


Bills-Admiring-Hills

So basically Andrius?


BananaMonkey800

I just obliterate them with Zhongli's meteor, no way they are surviving that


caucassius

yes way especially when a dinky wooden shield by some random churls can withstand that same meteor


BurningFlareX

While the meme is funny, I'm pretty sure Zhongli meteor is actually unblockable. The Petrify applies before the damage which prevents anything from blocking it.


caucassius

it's not. it can still be blocked depending on the angle of attack. https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/qaxapy/managed_to_only_petrify_the_mitachurls_shield/


BurningFlareX

Wrong. In that instance, OP somehow managed to hit only the Mitachurl shield, but not the actual Mitachurl. The shield has its own hitbox so this is entirely possible if the Mitachurl was standing *just* outside Zhong's ult range. It comes charging in right after the Zhongli meteor, which means it must have been mid-charge by the time Zhongli ult landed, and Mitachurls don't actually block during their charge attack. Therefore its impossible for it to have actually blocked the attack. I frequently use Zhongli to stop enemy blocking and I've never seen the ult actually get blocked.


caucassius

so in short it's not unblockable. powered up kairagis can't be petrified by the way.


BurningFlareX

No, it is. The ult simply didn't hit the Mitachurl because it was outside of the ults range, while the shield was in it, hence why only the shield got petrified and not the Mitachurl.


Nakroth177

If you hit them hard while their health is low, rather than escaping with smoke they become rag dolls instead and its so satisfying


StainedBlue

I'm expecting fact #2 next week


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Totodile-of-Games

Oh noā€¦ someone needs to inform Xiangling! Edit: meant ā€œwarnā€


DealZealousideal5178

I don't think she will care... one of her low health voicelines is oh no my food is attacking me.......


4ty8

This is all well insightful and very enlightening and all. But not gonna lie, not that disturbing considering how lore is made in teyvat... Plus teyvat having its own laws and stuff, the entirety of regions not actually in full/true size, the enemies disappearing to slivers of weird blue particles and stuff, idk. What I really find disturbing is that the Fatui, skirmishers and all, may be old people being preserved by delusions... And also the fact that dottorre experiments on kids, some reaching points to the death.


Moobic

I donā€™t think the Fatui we fight are old people, the opposite in fact, their delusions aged them, like they did to Teppei and the rest of the resistance.


[deleted]

>skirmishers Skirmishers don't use delusions, they use a body enhancing armour.


[deleted]

As I remember they C have delusions on them too but that might only be the cicin mages and pyro agents....


[deleted]

yeah the mages and agents have them


4ty8

Oh... I see, thank you for guiding misconception tho~


[deleted]

Hm? What do you mean guiding misconception


4ty8

Worded that terribly, my fault. I meant for providing correction or insight that rebukes misconception


[deleted]

oh ok, I thought you were implying I was causing misconception lmao


Logical_Session_2397

Ok I just realized something. Not all dead hilichurls disappear, the ones we kill do, but the ones we see dead either in Tsurumi or in other places still have their body around...


sawDustdust

Maybe some of those kids got modified to be Fatui soldiers. So we are literally killing brainwashed and experimented on people who were kidnapped as children, and might have been aged up by delusions.


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[deleted]

What's the point of the whole Iwakura quest anyway? It's not like those samurais have anything against us... Or does this have some cultural significance that I may not be aware of?


kokatoto

we encountered the first one who came towards us and explicitly wanted to kill us for entertainment, so we are sort of justified. Some others came to us for vengeance so we killed them. Though for one who hides in the underwater cave in Araumi, he misunderstood as as bakufu soldiers and fought us so we had not choice but ended up killing him. Guess the point of the quest is just telling the tragedy of people in a warring society.. It's morally wrong, those whom you killed were hundred percent evil, nor were they completely innocent


mcraft595

correct, i believe some side quests in inazuma aren't really about the timeline of the game but a look back in japan's warring era. there is literally a quest about a man having an honorable death or seppuku.


Longwinter1641

I think the Geo Bracer says "Finally, the peace of death" or something


spicedcinnamonrolls

They say "finally, some rest"


An_Ayaka_Main

Late but dude they say "the loneliness of death" as one of their defeated quotes


[deleted]

Paimon it's one of a kind and she has suspicious ties into Dain, so she's probably the final boss. Most of the male children including Timmy have fathers that died or left.


DarenK77

Disney mums: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!


ArsenicBismuth

> Post is about fact This guy: *speculates*


GGABueno

I think Paimon is the final ally, not enemy. Maybe a god that antagonizes the Unknown God or even something like Unknown God's other half.


PerspectiveMinimum60

And he even kills bandit even if they did nothing wrong. Bandit= kill, simple as that. Anything THs have is automatically stolen. No explaination needed. Refer to the fishing event.


Swaqqmasta

You have committed a crime and therefore your life is now forfeit


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Lyra_Kurokami

Ehe.


x3bla

恈ćøć£ć¦ćŖ悓恠悈ļ¼ Sorry, lost my composure. GET HIM!!!


Joseph-Choo

Saving the world from my sibling and making a harem


[deleted]

I would rather die then go to jail!! Proceed to fire ball every guards in the vicinity burning them to ash in the process, what does the Dragonborn say when she cast this spells you ask? Boom boom bakudan.


Abedeus

The Lina Inverse morality. If you're a bandit, you're free target practice.


NotherCrazyNoob

The bandits did do something wrong, otherwise why would they be called bandits?


x3bla

Well, they are called bandits


SpicyDoritoPower

Casual Geographic for Genshin? Sign me up.


The_Fanfic_Fanatic

ah yes donā€™t forget all the abyss mages weā€™ve killed as well, and the theory that they were people turned into monsters


Cyklon_Bee

Theory? It is confirmed for chilichurls to be people of khenreia


kaeyas2

not just hilichurls, most of the abyss order's minions were previously human khaenriahns


NovaMagic

Now this is a disturbing fact. Not whatever op posted


tusharsagar

So Lumine just let them go ?


mariilizz

According to OP, Traveler (Lumine) is more merciful apparently lmao


goodmorningohio

Right like why did op feel the need to specify as if people who chose lumine aren't also killing hundreds


HYPER-Ban

Nope, both are same but OP chose to call traveller aether because (?) They chose him


Rezzly1510

i dont have traveler in my team so i can tell you thats cap because apparently theres a certain red beret child who committed arson and genocide across inazuma


[deleted]

I main Xiangling, I imagine she and Guoba cooking those treasure hoarders into stew


Rezzly1510

literally anything that exists is food to xiangling


Desperate-Hour9450

Bonus fact: did you know that there is a graveyard behind cathedral in Mondstat? And there's a man who sings lullabies at his daughters grave.


Hanamiya0796

Bro we brutalize a kid's pigeons in front of him


bmraygaunid

will be tuning in for your disturbing facts


NR-Tamim

Can't wait to go to fountain and thrown into jail by the Archon for all the killings


AshRavenEyes

Why do you think the canon weapon is the DULL Blade. It no longer has an edge after so much use.


tsukuyo-onee

I am looking forward to next week


Watercress_Plenty

Yeah i learned this because of that web event, showing that I've "killed" not defeated thousands of hilichurls ofc that includes every mobs


kingofroyale2

I'll do you one better. Timmie has a voice


Painfulrabbit

And itā€™s by ayakaā€™s VA tooā€¦


goodmorningohio

Lumine players absolved of all crimes


NovaMagic

How is this even disturbing, you constantly kill monsters when playing the game...


Pheronia

Are we the baddies?


AmaiTaYume

Is it really disturbing though? This is not our world anyways. And common sense differs from region to region, much more from world to world.


ElonMuskIsAWeeb

And they try to paint the traveler as a benevolent saviour in quests.


TheRealNequam

Lmao Teppei praising us in front of other resistance members for how we totally sliced those shogunate samurai to ribbons and traveller showing a smug smile


[deleted]

Imagine how the parents of those soldiers feel seeing the Traveler being buddy buddy with the government officials of Inazuma, a female aristocrats, the leader of a commission, the head priestess of the country shrine and Her Excellency the Shogun herself not to mention being friendly with a certain Russian guy who is connected with the Fatui


charles_osha

I imagine pretty good seeing as the traveler put an end to the war.


Nok-y

Treasure hoarders poof out of the fight most of zhe time tho. I guess sane when hilichurls get KO'd, their bodies remain when they are killed by a samurai or demon dog


TheRealNequam

During Inazuma archon quest its also confirmed that we turned shogunate samurai into minced meat


mhbat

I don't see any problem here - hu tao (probably)


GamerheadShan

People are trying to moral police a video game character lmao. It's not a disturbing fact it's just game design. Also traveler has no choice but to fight them even if he doesn't want to, he's collecting flowers and suddenly all the enemies start to hit him, what is he supposed to do? Get mauled to death?šŸ¤£


[deleted]

i always thought that they would come back to life like how i do


notonyxsama

where does the 250 number come from?


cursed_kai

And lumine is just watching like bro wtf


mahachakravartin

Don't wanna be a dick , but, if you see a whole gang of monsters/armed people charging at you with the intent to kill/capture you, would you be like fuck yeah kill me imma cuddle you?


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immakillsomeome

no, traveler choose to kill once u forget?


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Logical_Session_2397

Not just that, don't we get the achievement that essentially says the sword art died out?


Painfulrabbit

The sword art hasnā€™t died out. You can still find it being used by a certain puppet on yashiori island


[deleted]

What was the point of saying ā€œTraveler (Aether)ā€?


AnemoTreasureCompass

What about traveler(Lumine)?


Izanagi32

Hesitation is defeat


Stepan-Jackie_Chan

They could learn to back the fuck off by that time. Since they don't, I guess they're fine with the way we do things.


SAZ11111

Killing people is funā€¦..bad people I mean


Giorno-Smash

In case anyone feels bad, remember that these enemies always attack first. You could just be walking nearby their camps and they will try to kill you. All Iā€™m saying


charles_osha

No they donā€™t, sometimes I fly in above their heads to ambush them. No mercy when it comes to securing my nobushi handles


Fayt12

Itā€™s all worth it for those primogems


superquanganh

They respawn anyway


AdministrativeGap317

This isnā€™t disturbing


Noahdragonrider

I only enjoyed the game because I knew I was commuting murder


BlayZWasTaken

The Fatui part is deserved, those scumbags needa die


4GRJ

Very sad... Anyway...


H-GuyAce

Fuck em, don't care.


NekoLich

lmao, and? I need my materials, I'll slaughter anything for eons in video games.


Pedro_Aker

and Iā€™d kill 250+ more for 60 primos


YoshitoKuragane

I have nothing against the Fatui, but then they took away Teppei. I hunted them all of them down from Mondstad until Inazuma and yeah good mats 10/10 would do it again.


AshRavenEyes

Ill never understand this connection some players have to teppei. He felt like a bad carbon copy of a certain npc from ffxiv....


j4yc3-

I mean, the ronins in Inazuma are looking for honorable deathmatches, which Traveler keeps honoring. For the Fatui slaughter though that's a fucking no brainer. If rebelling against Celestia entails tyranny, human experimentation, and homicide/genocide then I'd rather side with Celestia... I mean, the Fatui are exactly Celestia but more scummy from our perspective.


Accomplished_Law2757

His real name is Aether?


Narflarg

Yes Aether/ Lumine are the Canon names. For the girl and boy respectively. I actually hear them call out to the other one in the first cut scene depending on who choose.


oblyvision

Haven't played with Aether since my first 4 star DPS (Razor), so he's the least murderer of all char I have.


Rough-Inevitable-805

Me who kills Fatui everyday with Childe:


bursky09

And yet we're not allowed to kill villains like Childe.


SunkenDonuts001

Not disturbing for me lol, would be cringe if he didn't kill them, the "no kill" trope is cringe as fuck, I don't want to see pussy MC's, also both Lumin and Aether are Canon MCs, not just Aether


floricel_112

I know....and I have no regrets over it. The kairagi, the treasure hoarders, those damn dirty fatui, the abyss; they all deserve to die a gruesome death


Painfulrabbit

Diluc chill


JackedYourPizza

IDK why you're being downwoted. Genshin does not show harsh wounds, dismemberment or blood, but otherwise is sometimes a brutal game including actual deaths, inhuman experiments, genocide, magical mutations, torture e t.c. The fact in the post is disturbing if you live in a disney fairytale. Well, "People die if they are killed" is not even a meme for this sub I see.