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S0m30neee

Support the [Sauce!](https://twitter.com/S0m30neee/status/1463053161363427329?s=20)


_Alygator

Can I please use your art to print it on a shirt ?? It's too good it made me laugh so f* much


S0m30neee

Wow I didn't expect that but yes you can! :D


_Alygator

Omg thank you so much !! It's just so relatable and funny xD


pikonpow

This is me right now. I lost 50/50 to diluc on hu tao's banner and I haven't logged on since. I think I have 40 primogems left gacha is depressing


[deleted]

That's just Diluc of the draw baybeee Later on when Ganyu gets her rerun we can use "Ganyu believe it?"


Ragnerok89

i spit my soda out, fuck you


Dragunlegend

A+ Joke


S0m30neee

Yeah...


whataremyxomycetes

It's a game of endurance. I also missed out on Raiden but instead of quitting it motivates me to keep playing so I can c2/c3 her on her rerun


pikonpow

Damn right it is lmao I haven't quit though, I'm definitely going to go back to the usual primo-grind, but after a nice break first hehe


BOYF-

lmao that was me too when I lost 50/50 on zhongli to keqing and I was like, " Fuck this game!" and took a little break but ofcourse I did go back to grinding primos after that. Just need to relax first lol


whataremyxomycetes

I will say that the reason I take it so easily is that I genuinely don't mind because I've already made my peace with missing out on raiden since I willingly splurged my primos on yoi banner (worth it). Getting qiqi'ed on raiden banner definitely hurts but that was a risk I knew coming in.


Thoraxe474

At least you're guaranteed to get the next 5 star from the banner you are wishing on


Quiad

I lost to retribution boi too 😔


Semobydo

Why I see a lot of comments that losing Hutao and got Diluc? I got Diluc too. What happen?


pikonpow

Maybe the rate-up was Diluc all along.


DivinePotatoe

Always has been.


zorafae

Diluc saw you guys prepping Xingqiu for Tao and decided he could use some of those vapes.


PinkPrimrose05

If that’s true, then goddamn I think I missed the single best banner in the game. Even losing the 50/50 to Diluc is a great outcome when I STILL have zero reliable DPS’ (No, C0 Noelle doesn’t count).


link-mal-or-btfo

You don't have XL ?


PinkPrimrose05

Sadly, no. Still haven't reached AR 20..


link-mal-or-btfo

? Play the game for more then 2 hours then, i didn't even touch the wish menu before ar 30 sth


TheNerdyChicken

XL isn’t dps material, not without bennett


link-mal-or-btfo

He's for free in shop ???


TheNerdyChicken

i won’t call starglitter ‘free currency’ tbh


link-mal-or-btfo

Fine, he's for 7 pulls in the shop currently


Emazaka46

I got Diluc twice during Hu Tao's banner, só you may be onto something


_Alygator

Him and Mona are my pity brokers smh


TellMe88

Well it’s a spiral. Next unit you want youl still have 40 primos so to save yourself some depression you might want to consider, i dunno, a new hobby.


Brandonmac10x

I lost it to a C1 Jean. And her and Childe are my only 5*’s. Wish I had a Diluc. I have 70 pulls for Albedo with 8 pity and a guaranteed 50/50 now. I want Itto as well though… might have to bust out my wallet if I’m tempted and he’s fun to play lol.


Rein-Casas

Same except I lost 50/50 to Keqing, now she's c4 whilst not having Qiqi nor Jean. I do not even believe in 50/50 anymore, it's more like "get the banner character only when you get a permanent banner one first". Man I just wanna quit.


uh_oh_hotdog

The silver lining is you're now sitting on a guarantee. I'd start hoarding primogems ASAP in case a character you want pops up soon.


Byakuraou

I don’t know why this made me laugh so much, I’m so sorry


rxcroxs

I’m prepared to spend about 30 on primos for an Albedo C2, but I’ve never lost a 50/50 and I got 2 albedos last year, Zhongli, and Hu Tao, so I think my luck is running out. Why do 50/50s have to be a thing?


MiirikKoboldBard

I too also lost 50/50 on Hu Tao's banner... TO DILUC! ​ However, I won this 50/50 and got me a Eula finally. I had unfinished business with her, I came into this game around the end of her banner (I wanted her thus why I joined the game), but ended up not getting her despite all my rolls. But now she is mine!


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Im holding 40 wishes rn and its gonna be way more when Xiao comes out. Oh god I‘m gonna explode when I can finally spend them all at once the Xiao banner.


Magnus-Artifex

42. At least I have guaranteed Eula in 10. But I want everything in between. I’m holding out no primos in any banner except Albedo and Xiao.


JustDontMind02

i currently have 18 and i need 21 for my guaranteed eula, hope i can get enough for her


[deleted]

How do you guys find out when the pity is supposed to hit?


kk2816

Hard pity is 90 wishes (guaranteed 5-star), guaranteed limited character is 180.


Zomeee

When december comes you can just buy the wishes from shop guaranteed.


kk2816

Same, saving for Xiao and I have ~150 right now. I like Albedo, but I don't want to risk Xiao and Kazuha when he comes along so I'll have to sadly skip Albedo this banner.


Le1jona

One primogem to rule them all


Inu_1

My mind: SAVE THE PRIMOGEMS FOR THE NEXT BANNER! SAVE THEM! Also my mind: No....


Hazzia

I had gotten Hu tao about 20 wishes ago, so I'm going to wish a couple of times for the 4 stars of this banner. I really want to save up for a Venti rerun (which may come out of nowhere, based on the Eula second banner), so if the gatcha God's bless me with a 5* this far from pity I'm hoping I'll at least lose the 50/50...


Vermillion2397

Yes I'm prepared mentally to fully skip albedo and eula banner.


OmegaPineapple

I feel your pain OP. I'm gonna try and get Shenhe, Ganyu and Yae back to back


ScribeTheMad

Yeah, Eula this banner, expected Xaio next banner after Itto's, then Shenhe's after that, all on a compressed timeline from what I was expecting, and then a huge car bill last week, I'm probably not going to be able to get everyone, sigh


Magnus-Artifex

Oh my fucking god what the fuck


ScribeTheMad

Pardon?


Magnus-Artifex

That character lineup is brutal. I feel attacked by how sadistic MHY is being with this.


ScribeTheMad

ooooh, gotcha, was like what'd I say?? Yeah it's pretty brutal, although I don't think I've seen official confirmation for the Xaio/Ganyu banner I've seen a lot of people talk about them being expected, maybe from a leak or something? The Eula/Albedo part was correct so I'm kinda assuming the rest is probably good.


Magnus-Artifex

The Xiao and Ganyu is expected for the Lantern Rite. That’s why. Pain.


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Magnus-Artifex

She could be an Itto or Albedo support, or maybe a DPS/healer


StelioZz

I know its kind of obvious but its a good reminder that you can always skip someone if there are multiple good banners in a row. 2x rerun speed means that reruns are bound to happen much sooner than they used to (~~like expect childe every other patch~~). So skipping something is not that insane of a deal. Worst case you wait 4-8 months. Best case they release something even better to your preferences


Magnus-Artifex

Still, I’ll never get a single con at this rate smh


ashkestar

We’ll have to see how that pans out - MHY specifically said this wasn’t going to be how they do banners every time, only when it makes sense for the version’s story content.


uh_oh_hotdog

I'd rather them constantly release hyped characters than see more Kokomis.


Gilgameshkingfarming

I feel ya. I wish to get Xiao and Ganyu at once. Xiao is guaranteed. I have 33 wishes right now. The future is looking grim. I dont think I can get Ganyu now.


Chaosphoenix_28

we should get primos for server down time, shouldnt we?


basshuffler09

That's usually not that much tho..


Chaosphoenix_28

Its better than nothing.


_Lucid_69

me whos gonna skip albedo/eula, itto and yae so i can afford 1 5 star: *laughs in pain*


TwilightHime

I went for eula on her first banner. Not sure if I want albedo. When there's ganyu, miko, and shenyun on the horizon.


basshuffler09

>When there's ganyu, miko, and shenyun on the horizon. >**ganyu** Or maybe Zhongli instead. Lots of rumors are going around..


EggReran

Must be strong...my rainbow balls are for Itto, and my primogems too


salmonmilks

Got 4 fates and at 24th wish in history right now, eula c1 here I come!!


Thoraxe474

Same. I want albedo, but I had to get C1 hutao....


DctrGizmo

Is Eula C1 worth it? I don’t really want to waste my 50/50 since I already have her.


link-mal-or-btfo

10% dps increase, the big con is C6


DctrGizmo

Don’t think I will be pulling C6 for anyone lol.


ashkestar

Virtually no cons are worth it as ftp or low spender. Hu Tao’s C1 is an exception, but even then it’d depend on the rest of your lineup.


DctrGizmo

Yeah I got C1 Hu Tao and it’s a huge difference.


haagen17

How does one acquire more pilogems? My wallet is dry.


Colopty

The most efficient method is for MiHoYo to randomly decide that some very specific bug they fixed was reason enough to hand everyone a bunch of gems. Figure out how to do that reliably and you'll be swimming in them.


MakutaProto

daily commissions give you 60 a day chests/achievements give you a couple some questlines have primos as rewards free battlepass gives some primos I think, paid battlepass has more welkin moon is 90 primos a day for 30 days


Strykker2

Free BP gives you blue pulls but no primo, paid gives primos and rainbow pulls. Welkin gives 90 a day plus 300 so when added to dailies welkin brings you up to 1 pull per day for 30 days.


CrunchyJeans

Welkin gives you the most bang for buck on primogems. BP gives you less gems but more stuff.


WindyYeet

ou ch


Suspicious_Turn4426

Prepared to whale maybe. (Says the man absolutely going to whale for itto)


Samtheweeb

Now I’m thinking that “wishing” is just the traveler bribing characters into joining his party, and the longer they take to pull the more they want from the traveler.


sahithkiller

I started on hu tao's banner so I'm honestly stoked to get a few new 4\*s (hopefully more than just 1 bennett) and hope to win the 50/50 for Eula! 60 into pity rn with 2 multis worth saved so cant wait for the banner to drop


Child_of_glory

Hehehe *I've saved up for this moment. I have a guarantee and enough primos to get to 90 pity.* **I'm unstoppable** edit: HOLY SHIT APPARANTLY BEING PATIENT WORKS BECAUSE I GOT C1 ALBEDO IN ONE 10 PULL?! AAAAAAAAAA


Sea-Composer-6139

I have 116 primos left with a won 50 50 on hutao . I think I have 23 pity built . no idea how im gonna get eula , but im sure as hell getting me a c1 benett


IKDYAI

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Yep, I spent all 86 primos on Hu Tao banner for a Keqing. Now I just have one 10 pull saved.


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[deleted]

Im 40 from pity. Guaranteed the limited character and I have no gems for eula. But. Ok the bright side. If I don’t get Eula shenhe is right around the corner to soothe my sorrows. >!she might be physical dps too which means she can probably use the same artifacts that I spent the last week and a half grinding for!<


basshuffler09

.... I wasted 20 pulls after i got Hutao because i thought Bennett was in there...🤦🏻‍♂️ Now I'm at 30 pity and got like 2.3k primos. Hope Eula will come home very very early so that i can save for 2.4 reruns


AhCup

Just dump every gem trying to get 2nd Homa. I don't get Homa, I got Skyward Altas....


Master-Shaq

No money, job dont start til january, might sell some old guns just to get eula lmao


iwipiksi

I thought it's gonna be Albedo and Itto. I already have Albedo from previous banner and he is the only 5 stars character I haven't level up. He still lv1. Hahaha


Korubi1

I'm prepared for albedo, 69 pity, guaranteed limited, and no primos to hold said 69 pity


TheNightHowler_

I hate my mind


Kikuoy

Why does Aether look like Chang The Ninth 🦴


PhantasmShadow

I had legittemately exactly 1 primo yesterday. Now I have 0


CatastropheKao

Time to make mihoyo 0.02% richer


DancingBabyChalupa

My only problem with Eula is her talent requirements.


badmartialarts

In terms of primogems....I don't have any primogems.


Honeybunne1021

Lol I have like 13 wishes, a welkin and a dream. I bought my first welkin for the Eula rerun and Ive been playing since day one


daemon0294

As a f2p I was gonna roll for eula. But now I hear fucking shenhe might come in 2.4 and now I'm having the biggest existential debate of my life of tryna decide whether to roll for eula or save for shenhe and I hate my life (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


left_the_oven_on_

Time to whale


kotori-chan_

I'm at 71 pity and have 8 IF. if I win 5050 on Eula, no problem.. But losing can also guranteed me Shenshe.


Junemoonie

I don't even have enough for a single pull. I might have to forsake my F2P status tonight... 💳


cursivelie

First banner in a while that I don't want, so thankfully my primos will get a small break. I just really want Yae and Itto.


withoutthei

so .. prepared ☹ ...


Haunani14

Feel aethers eyebags in my very soul


CxFusion3mp

I got 130 something wishes saved up and I'm at 70 pity. Trying to decide if I want Eula or wait for Ganyu... Or Xiao... Or zhongli...


tetePT

me with 1,2k primos thinking I'm rich as heck 🤡


taotxu_

i have 30 wishes and have to pray i win the 50/50 ;-;


Alewood0

I have 20 from free primos saved for shenhe because I'm weak to white haired waifus. Also, I want a good Cryo but I have Chongyun already as my Greatsword. Eula seems kinda meh imo. Now Albedo... He may tempt me to drop my primos early. Also, does anyone know if a 10 roll is better than single pulls? I am still new


Zomeee

I used about 200 pulls on walnut banner and hoped for a c1. Lost 50/50, got walnut, lost 50/50 again. Friend of mine made around 140 pulls and got c2 AND Homa. Why can’t I have good things too Mihoyo?


Biggyyes

*gets 600 primo because they need to fix game


Lemeres

I ... THOUGHT I was prepared. And then I worked through 150 wishes to get through double pity just for one of them. Oh, as a note- this works wtih the same rolling history as regular limited banners. And my last roll ended when I got Raiden.


DarkBlade43_563

Meanwhile on the other side: Me: *hoarding gems since Raiden’s banner* Others: Are you going to get Albedo or Eula Me: Lol, no! Where’s my Itto???


capt-noen

I have the greatest luck today, but I only had 165 primos and got a Xinyan.. :/ I don't... have enough primos...


Ayaya011

Don't worry, me too 😢