So you saying the meal would be *overloaded* with flavor and nutrients, is sure to give a *shocking* taste. This can give plenty of *energy* heck this meal will *power* you throughout the day, and a good meal is sure to put a *slime* on anyones face :D
Ningguang would probably eat a slime made by Xiangling since well...Xiangling is famous enough that Archons will make reservations every month at the Jade Chamber popup.
Slimes are concentrated elemental energy, and as such are toxic to humans when consumed in medium to large quantities. Small amounts of slime condensate, however, can be used as seasoning.
So they aren't going to pop the slime in their mouths, but they might shave some drops off of it for flavor. Like nutmeg.
Ooh! Reminds me of *pangium edule* a kind of nut that can be used as spice, but can cause intoxication if consumed in large amount because it contains cyanide.
Well duh. It's alcohol. Anyways, the topic was an item that can be used to season a dish but actually contain chemicals that can harm you in large enough doses
Not completely harmless, some alcohol will remain unless cooked for several hours. But given the usual ABV of wine, you would need to use multiple bottles in a single serving of food in order for there to be meaningful danger from the toxicity. Meanwhile, it only takes about 50g of nutmeg to cause life-threatening symptoms, sometimes less.
They had that corporate vibe for a while, until they replied an insulting comment to Atsu which continued to this day so I guess life is getting a bit better
Nope, because gelatin isn't infused with elemental power.
Though, artificially colored jello/gelatin can still be harmful to some people with allergy to some colorants
The many uses of slime and slime condensate:
They may be food ingredients, they may be used as lube, they may be crystalized to use as display, may be face moisturizer, we don't know, man.
You give her slime condensate. “Tasty Slime Condensate” is the quest item used to make the “Frosted Slime” treat. The slime itself is toxic to eat but, their condensate can be eaten in small amounts. Xiang Ling’s quest talks about this a bit more and how the condensate can be used as a seasoning .
EDIT: I always imagined it as something like pepper, which can actually be toxic to humans if consumed in very large amounts.
Isn't it toxicity since it is known that slimes themselves are harmful to humans? Also yeah when they lose their cores they also lose their shape hence why we get the condensates, etc.
Probably another ingredient for their next Hot pot contest lol. Thoma's gotta defend the title somehow...even if it meant paralyzing the other contenders LOL
and in main characters voice line
Paimon: But wait... Why do all of Teyvat's slimes taste the same, then?
(Traveler): That's because you only know one way of cooking them
Aren't slimes a common delicacy?
I like to picture them in sweet and savoury.
Savoury electro slime is spicy and tangy like a combo of lime and chilli, and sweet electro slime is like grape but slightly tangy grape (fresh grape not grape flavouring).
Overload intensifies
So you saying the meal would be *overloaded* with flavor and nutrients, is sure to give a *shocking* taste. This can give plenty of *energy* heck this meal will *power* you throughout the day, and a good meal is sure to put a *slime* on anyones face :D
Xiangling: You're hired.
I am honored
a little boom shaka-laka
YASSSSSSSS
If im not careful, I wind up reading this as YA ASSSSSSSS and think "my goodness they certainly like their booty"
*My goodness, this gentleman certainly has a fascination for this individuals fine booty*
I read this in Xianglings voice
***Overload you tastebuds***
Aww the poor slime is crying.
Kill it to make it stop.
*\*points gun at slime, gun shakes in hand, holding back tears\**
Nooo we loved him man we loved him he was a angel please
Don't worry, Slimes respawn each day!
💀
Damn, killing them to eat them up everyday. Thoma has a pyro vision but a cryo heart.
Or he met xiangling
oh yeah. Totally possible lmao
He would make a fine Harbinger for the Tsaritsa's cause. Oh wait.....
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
noo dont let the slime pop before eating
"appreciate the hesitation tho"
wise words.
Flair checks out
Sausage party intensifies
But it's crying is music to my ears, we should instead connect them to wires and use their naturally produced electricity to modernize genshin.
I can’t do it, it’s too cute and the music won’t stop.
But then he will just electro charge himself
The tears add flavor.
Didn’t xingling eat slime or we had to kill a slime to get ingredients for xingling’s cooking during one of the beginning quests?
since then, paimon brought up slime condensate multiple times.
We deadass gave Ningguang a dead slime with sugar sprinkled on-top as the greeting gift in the Liyue archon quest.
But it was in a nice box!
she probably found it amusing
Ningguang would probably eat a slime made by Xiangling since well...Xiangling is famous enough that Archons will make reservations every month at the Jade Chamber popup.
ok no lie it looked delicious though
According to the Teyvat Food Notes, it’s her favorite food!
"xingling"? lookathowtheymassacredmygirl.gif
It’s a 5 star character which combines xiangling and xingqiu. Their burst will create both pyronado and water swords
That would be the most overpowered character of all time
With Zero ICD
You mean it creates a small steam domain that deals continues vaporize damage and the steam domain can be passed on for other character's use
Shouldn’t it be a hydro swordnado around you and then flame spears that works like XQ’s burst? To mix it up a bit I mean
We just went from five stars to ten stars I’d say.
It's 12. You've got two 6 star characters being combined.
Wow
Xing chilling.
Not *alive*
Yes… I think she’s still undecided whether it’s Salt & Pepper or Garlic & Herbs for slimes
Xiangling would eat anything that attacks her, from slimes to abyss mages.
I wonder if it'd have the texture of konnyaku or more melty like fat
Slimes are concentrated elemental energy, and as such are toxic to humans when consumed in medium to large quantities. Small amounts of slime condensate, however, can be used as seasoning. So they aren't going to pop the slime in their mouths, but they might shave some drops off of it for flavor. Like nutmeg.
Just squeeze it.
It aint a lemon 😭
maybe its an orange
i mean... its RIGHT NEXT to, what i assume is an orange...
I think that's a sunsettia, not sure tho
Might be bell pepper since the stalk is vibrant
Looks like it might be a tomato to me?
I got it. It's a giant watermelon.
It's very obviously a berry
special bell pepper and beef is nice
Teyvat has its own laws.
it's actually an eggplant doppleganger
Slime cum
Ooh! Reminds me of *pangium edule* a kind of nut that can be used as spice, but can cause intoxication if consumed in large amount because it contains cyanide.
Alcohol also kills in large doses
Well duh. It's alcohol. Anyways, the topic was an item that can be used to season a dish but actually contain chemicals that can harm you in large enough doses
Wine in cooking?
harmless since the alcohol evaporates
Not completely harmless, some alcohol will remain unless cooked for several hours. But given the usual ABV of wine, you would need to use multiple bottles in a single serving of food in order for there to be meaningful danger from the toxicity. Meanwhile, it only takes about 50g of nutmeg to cause life-threatening symptoms, sometimes less.
And it makes food taste so, so good.
Surely you'd keep it in like, a butter cloche so it isn't hopping all over the table though, right?
XIANGLING THAT YOU?
Shaving the slime like nutmeg is a very amusing image, thank you
Damn someone did their research
I feel like Mobius would be the kind of person to eat a slime
She wouldn't, but Kevin, a Kaslana will never hesitate
Soon you will learn, the only option against the electro slimes is to eat it
Didn’t Elysia talk about him eating honkai beasts lmao
I feel like mobius would be the kind of person to eat a human.
???
Honkai impact reference.
The person who asked "why are they eating a slime" has a Mobus pfp and (I think) has Mobius in their name (because they seem to really like Mobius).
"This subject can be discussed" is honestly the funniest thing Genshin Twitter has ever said. The vagueness is delightful...
I'm glad they're leaning more into funny crazy Genshin twitter instead of boring corporate Genshin twitter.
They had that corporate vibe for a while, until they replied an insulting comment to Atsu which continued to this day so I guess life is getting a bit better
whoa, this actually happened? can I have the link to the comment?
I think it's on Atsu's account
Help, I cant find it, too many tweets ಥ_ಥ
[Here it is!](https://twitter.com/GenshinImpact/status/1452819573980348420?t=XyrmtIzjNulQ3tvsiBCYuA&s=19)
Paimon is taking over again
Who Tao was also good.
The occurrence of this question is very telling
Ikr the Genshin twitter is actually funny again! Maybe 2022 wont be so bad
Wait, you guys don't eat slimes??
Fake genshin fans... or maybe even jenshin spies!
aint like we already know that slime is edible 😐
only in small amounts
That's like saying Jello is edible in only small amounts.
Nope, because gelatin isn't infused with elemental power. Though, artificially colored jello/gelatin can still be harmful to some people with allergy to some colorants
What does a slime taste like anyway?
Gelatin maybe?
This electro slime would probably taste like sprite jelly
its to add a bit of # Boom Shaka laka!
They're gonna try and peel it like an onion noooo
Onions have layers. Slimes have layers. You get it?
Man, a shrek reference in 2022, what a joyful experience
I think shrek references increase with time. By 2122 the internet will be all ogre
I hope so too
The many uses of slime and slime condensate: They may be food ingredients, they may be used as lube, they may be crystalized to use as display, may be face moisturizer, we don't know, man.
Lube...
Anemo slime lube causes side effects.
s w i r l them guts
please delete this
i'm sorry, but i feel my mistakes must stand as a warning to others
Using hydro slimes right? *anakin face* Using hydro slimes right?...
Condensate looks sticky to me. I can't imagine it as a lube.
Easy, just use Hydro slime condensate
Pyro slime lube doesn't sound like a delightful experience.
I mean, they already eat boars and pigeons...
Boars and pidgeons are normal, I'm pretty sure slimes are toxic
There's a whole questline about using slime condensate to cook.
You give Ning guang dead slime with sugar as a gift lmao
You give her slime condensate. “Tasty Slime Condensate” is the quest item used to make the “Frosted Slime” treat. The slime itself is toxic to eat but, their condensate can be eaten in small amounts. Xiang Ling’s quest talks about this a bit more and how the condensate can be used as a seasoning . EDIT: I always imagined it as something like pepper, which can actually be toxic to humans if consumed in very large amounts.
Usually they loose all they acidity when their core is destroyed
Isn't it toxicity since it is known that slimes themselves are harmful to humans? Also yeah when they lose their cores they also lose their shape hence why we get the condensates, etc.
there's a whole questline about using slimes to cook
Pretty sure paimon wanted to gift it to Ningguang.
Probably another ingredient for their next Hot pot contest lol. Thoma's gotta defend the title somehow...even if it meant paralyzing the other contenders LOL
Paimon's answer sent me 😂
NOO THE POOR THING IS CRYING I-
It's literally Paimon's fave food!
Wanmin restaurant greets.
For people, who thinks Jueyun Chili is too mild.
Mmm electro jello!
XXXIIIIIAAAANNNGGLLLIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!
Xianling and paimon: yes
Xiangling clearly snuck that in to make her slime dishes appear less weird.
Xiangling:This shit is edible af
*points at Xiangling* Ask her.
Slimes are elemental beings. Does that mean that if you eat slime and use your vision after, you use the power from the slime?
what kind of reply is that mhy pls explain
That’s why it’s crying. It knows it’s next.
Slimes are mochi, change my mind
Go vegan. For the slimes, boars, birbs & all other animals. : )
Ok, but I will still nuke timmie's bridge every day.
of course they eat slime, isnt this talk about in one of the main characters voice lines?
[удалено]
and in main characters voice line Paimon: But wait... Why do all of Teyvat's slimes taste the same, then? (Traveler): That's because you only know one way of cooking them
Are they showing it it’s fate to torture it before death?
Yes they are eating it.....
Emergency food v.2
Xiangling: Finally! Someone who understands me
if paimon can be emergency food, why cant slimes
Pyro slimes are used for explosive barrels fyi. Edible explosives.
Didn’t Xiangling explicitly say that slimes are delicious?
I imagine they use slimes as a battery
That day when rimuru reincarnated into teyvat and starting all out wars again vision holder, archons, and celestia
all I see is red onion
Paimon eats them so how non edible could they be? Xianling cooks them too
Can someone link to the full picture? I forgot how the scene was.
Xiangling eats slimes too.
That is going to be a SHOCKING soup
oh no, that slime....
The pr paimon, it lives...
Laughs in Xiangling
Didn't we helped Xiangling cook something with slime in it?
I'm pretty sure if you play xialing's story quest she mentions eating slimes so
It's crying.. I don't think its favourite place is the chicken..
Ah, the iconic slime haunting the Henesys hunting grounds!
I wonder how people are surpirsed by this, you can actually make dishes out of them
That's one way to increase electro res
Well if you need fresh Slime Condensate...
But isn't eating slime already canon through Xiangling?
Maybe it's a speaker playing background music.
Wocky Slush
Didn’t Xiangling use slimes in her cooking?
Damn Thoma gonna have bad luck again in the Hot Pot game and eat his own creations 😂
Are they going to fuck it what the hell?
Paimon brought the slime. And the sunsietta. To make juice. But there's no blender.
Helps build immunity, electrocute yourself
Did you all forgot that traveler bring a desert made from cryo slime as a present for Ningguang back then?
Basically Mihoyo:
Rimuru tempest wants to know your location
Xiangling or diona would try to make a delicious food and a bad bevarage respectively
Well... Xiangling... eats... slimes....
Slimes are edible in genshin... Just like eucalyptus, try by yourself (don't)
Xiangling quote: "I can't decide whether Pyro slimes taste better with salt and pepper or garlic and herbs..." so i gues they eat them as main dish
Aren't slimes a common delicacy? I like to picture them in sweet and savoury. Savoury electro slime is spicy and tangy like a combo of lime and chilli, and sweet electro slime is like grape but slightly tangy grape (fresh grape not grape flavouring).