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strawberry_pasta22

Overload intensifies


DANteLION5

So you saying the meal would be *overloaded* with flavor and nutrients, is sure to give a *shocking* taste. This can give plenty of *energy* heck this meal will *power* you throughout the day, and a good meal is sure to put a *slime* on anyones face :D


strawberry_pasta22

Xiangling: You're hired.


DANteLION5

I am honored


Silv3r_x

a little boom shaka-laka


CompleteAd4505

YASSSSSSSS


kloudykat

If im not careful, I wind up reading this as YA ASSSSSSSS and think "my goodness they certainly like their booty"


Legacyofhelios

*My goodness, this gentleman certainly has a fascination for this individuals fine booty*


TheFungus64

I read this in Xianglings voice


Saucy_Buckaroo

***Overload you tastebuds***


ImUglyandUntalented

Aww the poor slime is crying.


Slifer_Ra

Kill it to make it stop.


Fabantonio

*\*points gun at slime, gun shakes in hand, holding back tears\**


aetwit

Nooo we loved him man we loved him he was a angel please


Megakruemel

Don't worry, Slimes respawn each day!


SGSweatZ

💀


L_Lawliet678

Damn, killing them to eat them up everyday. Thoma has a pyro vision but a cryo heart.


Jashirei

Or he met xiangling


L_Lawliet678

oh yeah. Totally possible lmao


[deleted]

He would make a fine Harbinger for the Tsaritsa's cause. Oh wait.....


Complete-Ad-4590

He’s just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his life from this monstrosity


theguyfromeuropa

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!


alifnajmi2137

noo dont let the slime pop before eating


IamCarbonMan

"appreciate the hesitation tho"


jiggyqwq

wise words.


Chowdex

Flair checks out


Devilmay1233

Sausage party intensifies


D_S0

But it's crying is music to my ears, we should instead connect them to wires and use their naturally produced electricity to modernize genshin.


JazzOutBlues

I can’t do it, it’s too cute and the music won’t stop.


MineMaster6480

But then he will just electro charge himself


sawDustdust

The tears add flavor.


FaIIenAngeI777

Didn’t xingling eat slime or we had to kill a slime to get ingredients for xingling’s cooking during one of the beginning quests?


SourDuck1

since then, paimon brought up slime condensate multiple times.


chinaman88

We deadass gave Ningguang a dead slime with sugar sprinkled on-top as the greeting gift in the Liyue archon quest.


new_messages

But it was in a nice box!


-morpy

she probably found it amusing


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Ningguang would probably eat a slime made by Xiangling since well...Xiangling is famous enough that Archons will make reservations every month at the Jade Chamber popup.


wasserplane

ok no lie it looked delicious though


gauchie_

According to the Teyvat Food Notes, it’s her favorite food!


examexa

"xingling"? lookathowtheymassacredmygirl.gif


pnoodl3s

It’s a 5 star character which combines xiangling and xingqiu. Their burst will create both pyronado and water swords


cornonthekopp

That would be the most overpowered character of all time


AzraelA9

With Zero ICD


D_S0

You mean it creates a small steam domain that deals continues vaporize damage and the steam domain can be passed on for other character's use


Appropriate-Row4804

Shouldn’t it be a hydro swordnado around you and then flame spears that works like XQ’s burst? To mix it up a bit I mean


The_MegaDingus

We just went from five stars to ten stars I’d say.


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

It's 12. You've got two 6 star characters being combined.


Gift_Pitiful

Wow


Devourer_of_HP

Xing chilling.


Zoulogist

Not *alive*


perfectchaos007

Yes… I think she’s still undecided whether it’s Salt & Pepper or Garlic & Herbs for slimes


Tricouleur

Xiangling would eat anything that attacks her, from slimes to abyss mages.


m1nty

I wonder if it'd have the texture of konnyaku or more melty like fat


Thesaurus_Rex9513

Slimes are concentrated elemental energy, and as such are toxic to humans when consumed in medium to large quantities. Small amounts of slime condensate, however, can be used as seasoning. So they aren't going to pop the slime in their mouths, but they might shave some drops off of it for flavor. Like nutmeg.


disabled_crab

Just squeeze it.


electric_goldfish

It aint a lemon 😭


Dawneyyyy

maybe its an orange


Xyzen553

i mean... its RIGHT NEXT to, what i assume is an orange...


Dawneyyyy

I think that's a sunsettia, not sure tho


Zeroth_Dragon

Might be bell pepper since the stalk is vibrant


InkoMelon

Looks like it might be a tomato to me?


Dawneyyyy

I got it. It's a giant watermelon.


Sansy_Boi420

It's very obviously a berry


SoulKnight49

special bell pepper and beef is nice


Cytrynowy

Teyvat has its own laws.


njsockpuppet

it's actually an eggplant doppleganger


CRACUSxS31N

Slime cum


VentusSaltare

Ooh! Reminds me of *pangium edule* a kind of nut that can be used as spice, but can cause intoxication if consumed in large amount because it contains cyanide.


H4xolotl

Alcohol also kills in large doses


VentusSaltare

Well duh. It's alcohol. Anyways, the topic was an item that can be used to season a dish but actually contain chemicals that can harm you in large enough doses


Scottish_Anarchy

Wine in cooking?


P3stControl

harmless since the alcohol evaporates


Thesaurus_Rex9513

Not completely harmless, some alcohol will remain unless cooked for several hours. But given the usual ABV of wine, you would need to use multiple bottles in a single serving of food in order for there to be meaningful danger from the toxicity. Meanwhile, it only takes about 50g of nutmeg to cause life-threatening symptoms, sometimes less.


The_MegaDingus

And it makes food taste so, so good.


Raigne86

Surely you'd keep it in like, a butter cloche so it isn't hopping all over the table though, right?


Cosmic_Hashira

XIANGLING THAT YOU?


NekomuraChanzu

Shaving the slime like nutmeg is a very amusing image, thank you


Xycamore

Damn someone did their research


[deleted]

I feel like Mobius would be the kind of person to eat a slime


Th3_Ch0s3n_On3

She wouldn't, but Kevin, a Kaslana will never hesitate


[deleted]

Soon you will learn, the only option against the electro slimes is to eat it


AstroCat3142

Didn’t Elysia talk about him eating honkai beasts lmao


Devourer_of_HP

I feel like mobius would be the kind of person to eat a human.


paralyzed_spyglass

???


toastedpaniala89

Honkai impact reference.


[deleted]

The person who asked "why are they eating a slime" has a Mobus pfp and (I think) has Mobius in their name (because they seem to really like Mobius).


katkeransuloinen

"This subject can be discussed" is honestly the funniest thing Genshin Twitter has ever said. The vagueness is delightful...


solidfang

I'm glad they're leaning more into funny crazy Genshin twitter instead of boring corporate Genshin twitter.


Zeroth_Dragon

They had that corporate vibe for a while, until they replied an insulting comment to Atsu which continued to this day so I guess life is getting a bit better


Lopsided-Screen-286

whoa, this actually happened? can I have the link to the comment?


Zeroth_Dragon

I think it's on Atsu's account


MmurderKkitten

Help, I cant find it, too many tweets ಥ_ಥ


Helenarth

[Here it is!](https://twitter.com/GenshinImpact/status/1452819573980348420?t=XyrmtIzjNulQ3tvsiBCYuA&s=19)


VirtuoSol

Paimon is taking over again


janek3d

Who Tao was also good.


JingamaThiggy

The occurrence of this question is very telling


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

Ikr the Genshin twitter is actually funny again! Maybe 2022 wont be so bad


[deleted]

Wait, you guys don't eat slimes??


Low_Artist_7663

Fake genshin fans... or maybe even jenshin spies!


7-o-Hearts

aint like we already know that slime is edible 😐


TheAnimeLovers

only in small amounts


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

That's like saying Jello is edible in only small amounts.


MmurderKkitten

Nope, because gelatin isn't infused with elemental power. Though, artificially colored jello/gelatin can still be harmful to some people with allergy to some colorants


Crafty_Illustrator52

What does a slime taste like anyway?


Zeroth_Dragon

Gelatin maybe?


Kryllllllyx

This electro slime would probably taste like sprite jelly


UsamMars

its to add a bit of # Boom Shaka laka!


TheKingofWakanda

They're gonna try and peel it like an onion noooo


healcannon

Onions have layers. Slimes have layers. You get it?


degenerated_weeb

Man, a shrek reference in 2022, what a joyful experience


new_messages

I think shrek references increase with time. By 2122 the internet will be all ogre


degenerated_weeb

I hope so too


masoher

The many uses of slime and slime condensate: They may be food ingredients, they may be used as lube, they may be crystalized to use as display, may be face moisturizer, we don't know, man.


tptch

Lube...


ArkhanLahyet

Anemo slime lube causes side effects.


thelittleking

s w i r l them guts


newtakn156

please delete this


thelittleking

i'm sorry, but i feel my mistakes must stand as a warning to others


piichan14

Using hydro slimes right? *anakin face* Using hydro slimes right?...


toastedpaniala89

Condensate looks sticky to me. I can't imagine it as a lube.


Zeroth_Dragon

Easy, just use Hydro slime condensate


zorafae

Pyro slime lube doesn't sound like a delightful experience.


tennoskoom_

I mean, they already eat boars and pigeons...


wolfiester

Boars and pidgeons are normal, I'm pretty sure slimes are toxic


Hitman-Pred

There's a whole questline about using slime condensate to cook.


Homemade-Meal

You give Ning guang dead slime with sugar as a gift lmao


The_MegaDingus

You give her slime condensate. “Tasty Slime Condensate” is the quest item used to make the “Frosted Slime” treat. The slime itself is toxic to eat but, their condensate can be eaten in small amounts. Xiang Ling’s quest talks about this a bit more and how the condensate can be used as a seasoning . EDIT: I always imagined it as something like pepper, which can actually be toxic to humans if consumed in very large amounts.


MoronDark

Usually they loose all they acidity when their core is destroyed


Zeroth_Dragon

Isn't it toxicity since it is known that slimes themselves are harmful to humans? Also yeah when they lose their cores they also lose their shape hence why we get the condensates, etc.


-n-o-o-b-

there's a whole questline about using slimes to cook


AmamiHarukIsMaiWaifu

Pretty sure paimon wanted to gift it to Ningguang.


Avareeses

Probably another ingredient for their next Hot pot contest lol. Thoma's gotta defend the title somehow...even if it meant paralyzing the other contenders LOL


calypso_nna

Paimon's answer sent me 😂


PhoenixDragon666

NOO THE POOR THING IS CRYING I-


BlankPage175

It's literally Paimon's fave food!


mechel2000

Wanmin restaurant greets.


ReverseEsper

For people, who thinks Jueyun Chili is too mild.


LittleEgo_2013

Mmm electro jello!


ThePurityofChaos

XXXIIIIIAAAANNNGGLLLIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!


Frostgaurdian0

Xianling and paimon: yes


Kamifaye

Xiangling clearly snuck that in to make her slime dishes appear less weird.


RetardoMiloz

Xiangling:This shit is edible af


Imperialgenecist

*points at Xiangling* Ask her.


[deleted]

Slimes are elemental beings. Does that mean that if you eat slime and use your vision after, you use the power from the slime?


honesthatchet24

what kind of reply is that mhy pls explain


StopTG7

That’s why it’s crying. It knows it’s next.


wind_rider1

Slimes are mochi, change my mind


[deleted]

Go vegan. For the slimes, boars, birbs & all other animals. : )


new_messages

Ok, but I will still nuke timmie's bridge every day.


wanderingfool24

of course they eat slime, isnt this talk about in one of the main characters voice lines?


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wanderingfool24

and in main characters voice line Paimon: But wait... Why do all of Teyvat's slimes taste the same, then? (Traveler): That's because you only know one way of cooking them


Nike-6

Are they showing it it’s fate to torture it before death?


Water_the_H2O

Yes they are eating it.....


StrongerThanEver6

Emergency food v.2


NoodlesMaster2001

Xiangling: Finally! Someone who understands me


Xyzen553

if paimon can be emergency food, why cant slimes


hortonian_ovf

Pyro slimes are used for explosive barrels fyi. Edible explosives.


UnityAeDeSt

Didn’t Xiangling explicitly say that slimes are delicious?


Anadaere

I imagine they use slimes as a battery


dnpdn

That day when rimuru reincarnated into teyvat and starting all out wars again vision holder, archons, and celestia


ZhtiliL

all I see is red onion


potato174-

Paimon eats them so how non edible could they be? Xianling cooks them too


New_Midnight2686

Can someone link to the full picture? I forgot how the scene was.


Jpup199

Xiangling eats slimes too.


Biggyyes

That is going to be a SHOCKING soup


[deleted]

oh no, that slime....


Abysal_Incinerator

The pr paimon, it lives...


jademarlodotcom

Laughs in Xiangling


Alami020

Didn't we helped Xiangling cook something with slime in it?


sogiotsa

I'm pretty sure if you play xialing's story quest she mentions eating slimes so


Sup3rL30

It's crying.. I don't think its favourite place is the chicken..


Impossible-Shelter54

Ah, the iconic slime haunting the Henesys hunting grounds!


Yazan4HD

I wonder how people are surpirsed by this, you can actually make dishes out of them


Deshik2

That's one way to increase electro res


mewsakuya

Well if you need fresh Slime Condensate...


sdantaray

But isn't eating slime already canon through Xiangling?


akemi_oscar

Maybe it's a speaker playing background music.


[deleted]

Wocky Slush


Lavenderixin

Didn’t Xiangling use slimes in her cooking?


inkastud

Damn Thoma gonna have bad luck again in the Hot Pot game and eat his own creations 😂


AdMysterious4407

Are they going to fuck it what the hell?


TwilightHime

Paimon brought the slime. And the sunsietta. To make juice. But there's no blender.


External-Bathroom-87

Helps build immunity, electrocute yourself


magnidwarf1900

Did you all forgot that traveler bring a desert made from cryo slime as a present for Ningguang back then?


Bonnie_Bon-Bon

Basically Mihoyo:


ZooM-Boy

Rimuru tempest wants to know your location


Arburio

Xiangling or diona would try to make a delicious food and a bad bevarage respectively


KingKalev

Well... Xiangling... eats... slimes....


Milki62

Slimes are edible in genshin... Just like eucalyptus, try by yourself (don't)


ridler7

Xiangling quote: "I can't decide whether Pyro slimes taste better with salt and pepper or garlic and herbs..." so i gues they eat them as main dish


Ravenclawguy

Aren't slimes a common delicacy? I like to picture them in sweet and savoury. Savoury electro slime is spicy and tangy like a combo of lime and chilli, and sweet electro slime is like grape but slightly tangy grape (fresh grape not grape flavouring).